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Friend told me his daughter went to a 'Twerky Turkey' assembly at school

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Date: November 23rd, 2022 7:33 AM
Author: Misunderstood point

They had told all the kids it was going to be a classic Thanksgiving pageant and they had some of them dressed as pilgrims, some as turkeys, etc. Nobody dressed like an Indian for racial reasons which makes sense.

Anyway, halfway through it turned out it wasn't really that sort of pageant at all--the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

And this person (not sure if it was male or female--they might not be sure themselves) ran out in a turkey costume but it was pretty revealing. And started twerking. This went on for several minutes and then the lights came back on.

My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams) and they stopped it before it got to that part.

My friend is really angry and he wants to complain at the next school board meeting.

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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:30 PM
Author: Misunderstood point



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Date: November 23rd, 2022 5:32 PM
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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:40 AM
Author: chocolate dopamine



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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:41 AM
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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:43 AM
Author: insane cerebral home prole

Can't even tell if this is satire any more.

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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: Diverse Ratface

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Date: March 30th, 2025 12:34 PM
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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:44 AM
Author: black stag film mad cow disease

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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:46 AM
Author: Pungent address

These YAMS, These YAMS. OH, LOOK AT THEM DANCE!

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Date: November 24th, 2023 6:50 PM
Author: Misunderstood point

Dude she worked hard on it be nice

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Date: November 24th, 2023 9:55 AM
Author: Diverse Ratface

Wait waiit wait....

We need to know the AGES of these girls before I know to unzip or not.

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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:24 AM
Author: passionate pit genital piercing

Love is Love

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Date: November 28th, 2024 2:52 PM
Author: Histrionic Alcoholic Office Mexican



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:26 AM
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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:03 PM
Author: chocolate dopamine



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Date: November 24th, 2023 11:05 PM
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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:46 PM
Author: chocolate dopamine



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: Diverse Ratface

"the lights started flashing and a big black voice said, "Enough of this white meat, we want DARK MEAT! HERE'S TWERKY TURKEY"

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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:47 PM
Author: bossy cracking chapel pocket flask



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Date: November 25th, 2023 7:50 PM
Author: chocolate dopamine



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Date: November 29th, 2023 8:04 AM
Author: Misunderstood point



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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:01 AM
Author: Histrionic Alcoholic Office Mexican



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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:03 PM
Author: Sienna Business Firm

this is like a scene from a Black remake of A Christmas Story

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Date: April 4th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: Diverse Ratface



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Date: April 4th, 2025 10:20 PM
Author: Greedy liquid oxygen hall



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:32 PM
Author: Greedy liquid oxygen hall



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Histrionic Alcoholic Office Mexican



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Date: December 4th, 2023 7:36 PM
Author: violent balding community account theater stage

under appreciated thread

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Date: December 7th, 2023 8:19 AM
Author: Misunderstood point

Johnsmeyer pastiche is hard but I'm proud with how this turned out

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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:00 PM
Author: Histrionic Alcoholic Office Mexican

she was a bowl of yams

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Date: December 7th, 2023 4:28 AM
Author: Greedy liquid oxygen hall



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Date: November 8th, 2024 5:43 AM
Author: Misunderstood point



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Date: November 28th, 2024 2:44 PM
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Date: March 30th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: blue spectacular coldplay fan



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Date: March 30th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Misunderstood point



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: Hilarious Dilemma Knife

they might not be sure themselves

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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:18 AM
Author: Wonderful Up-to-no-good Mood

tp

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Date: May 2nd, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: pontificating church building reading party

"My friend's daughter was really upset and crying since she had worked hard on her speech (she was a bowl of yams)"

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Date: May 19th, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: contagious son of senegal trailer park



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: Wonderful Up-to-no-good Mood



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Date: November 28th, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Histrionic Alcoholic Office Mexican



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