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Really hope my FRIENDS here will watch my CA9 argument at 9:30 tmrw

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cyan floppy kitty cat
  07/14/25
lob friend watching attorney roe with clear eyes
Maniacal canary organic girlfriend
  07/14/25
Ty
cyan floppy kitty cat
  07/14/25
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cordovan mental disorder
  07/16/25
are you arguing something I would give a fuck about?
coral irradiated degenerate
  07/14/25
The proper hourly rates for xo posters of a given reputation...
cyan floppy kitty cat
  07/14/25
so far I remain unrenumerated
coral irradiated degenerate
  07/14/25
That’s all about to change.
cyan floppy kitty cat
  07/14/25
make it quick I'm drowning here
coral irradiated degenerate
  07/14/25
Is this from the gas station case? I remember seeing thos...
purple brunch
  07/14/25
Nah this is an RPA price discrimination case. The boner pill...
cyan floppy kitty cat
  07/14/25
...
Sepia chest-beating hall trust fund
  07/14/25
it's going to be some lib fag lisping about dick pills again...
grizzly temple half-breed
  07/14/25
who is opposing counsel
iridescent vigorous queen of the night masturbator
  07/14/25
A (lower tier) biglaw bro with a full head of hair.
cyan floppy kitty cat
  07/14/25
i wish both you and zurich tp luck
iridescent vigorous queen of the night masturbator
  07/14/25
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cyan floppy kitty cat
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Cream sadistic brethren circlehead
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boyish base idiot
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sooty godawful new version jewess
  07/15/25
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twisted yarmulke knife
  07/15/25
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Rebellious sanctuary
  07/15/25
9:30 PT / 12:30 ET? Youtube livestream?
Opaque crotch range
  07/14/25
Affirmative. Pasadena Courtroom 1
cyan floppy kitty cat
  07/14/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ
Opaque crotch range
  07/14/25
what a stud
Kenneth Play
  07/20/25
will you use at least one xo-ism for the amusement of your F...
Razzle-dazzle Filthy Turdskin
  07/14/25
I don’t have one planned, but if it comes up I’l...
cyan floppy kitty cat
  07/14/25
Your honor my deep breadth of experience in this practice ar...
milky insane abode fat ankles
  07/14/25
Yours Honor, opposing counsel is now taking a position that'...
Opaque crotch range
  07/14/25
Your honor, counsels proposed reduction to my fees have me f...
milky insane abode fat ankles
  07/14/25
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lascivious pungent coldplay fan
  07/15/25
The N-word would be a clever wink
Cream sadistic brethren circlehead
  07/14/25
You're honor I'm gay
Naked tanning salon
  07/14/25
"I have sex with men for money"
Opaque crotch range
  07/14/25
at least use the word scholarship.
Bright Bipolar Box Office
  07/14/25
Your Honor, in her defense, the live tuna DID wink...
Bright Bipolar Box Office
  07/14/25
Bangarang could fly under the radar
Titillating Rigpig Generalized Bond
  07/15/25
your honor we only ask that the court enforce the jet black ...
coral irradiated degenerate
  07/14/25
CNN made “jet black” too famous
cyan floppy kitty cat
  07/14/25
I guess you could call opposing counsel a "congo nigger...
coral irradiated degenerate
  07/14/25
May it please this Tall Court, counsel...
Chocolate Fanboi Point
  07/15/25
Best of luck
swashbuckling stock car
  07/14/25
good luck buddy the most "appellate" work ive d...
razzle public bath
  07/15/25
got a watch party for this at my firm and we're all tailgati...
garnet doctorate police squad
  07/15/25
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iridescent vigorous queen of the night masturbator
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Kenneth Play
  07/20/25
EPAH looking gorgeous so far, wow
garnet doctorate police squad
  07/15/25
judges WRECKING this fox guy, EPAH sitting pretty in the bac...
iridescent vigorous queen of the night masturbator
  07/15/25
...
razzle public bath
  07/15/25
what is this case over anyway
garnet doctorate police squad
  07/15/25
Where is the link
Sick Buck-toothed Market
  07/15/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&ab_channel=U...
iridescent vigorous queen of the night masturbator
  07/15/25
Ty This seems pretty problematically White. Hmmmmm
Sick Buck-toothed Market
  07/15/25
what's the azn lawyer's moniker?
bistre incel
  07/15/25
looking alpha as fuck in the background while his adversary ...
Spectacular sable indian lodge
  07/15/25
Here he comes
garnet doctorate police squad
  07/15/25
He said "your honors" when he meant "yours ho...
garnet doctorate police squad
  07/15/25
rookie blunder
galvanic station immigrant
  07/15/25
ahhhhh shit!!!
razzle public bath
  07/15/25
Wow aren't laws crazy
Peach international law enforcement agency hospital
  07/15/25
Bro you talk like a fag just like Karlstack Maybe you two...
Sick Buck-toothed Market
  07/15/25
1% doesnt match inflation eh well thanks to brandon for that...
garnet doctorate police squad
  07/15/25
Good morning your honors, instead of whatever bullshit the o...
bistre incel
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garnet doctorate police squad
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Cream sadistic brethren circlehead
  07/15/25
almost feel bad for baldmo defense counsel. he probably alre...
twisted yarmulke knife
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Trip area hunting ground
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Kenneth Play
  07/20/25
Sorry your honor i fucked up haha
Peach international law enforcement agency hospital
  07/15/25
why does he have such gay mannerisms? is it intentional?
garnet doctorate police squad
  07/15/25
Really makes you think huh
Sick Buck-toothed Market
  07/15/25
but then he says totally straight stuff like "firm size...
garnet doctorate police squad
  07/15/25
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Peach international law enforcement agency hospital
  07/15/25
Sorry your honor, page 7 was actually a printout of an xo th...
bistre incel
  07/15/25
...
Peach international law enforcement agency hospital
  07/15/25
Sorry guys for bringing shame into our community 😢🥺
cyan floppy kitty cat
  07/15/25
Oh epah fucked up
Razzle-dazzle Filthy Turdskin
  07/15/25
baldmo judge is browsing this thread on his gay little ipad
Opaque crotch range
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Peach international law enforcement agency hospital
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burgundy mind-boggling depressive
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baldmo judge tp
Cream sadistic brethren circlehead
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curious shaky psychic roast beef
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rose old irish cottage
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Rebellious sanctuary
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lascivious pungent coldplay fan
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curious shaky psychic roast beef
  07/15/25
needs legal advice
Lemon charismatic famous landscape painting really tough guy
  07/15/25
Imagine doing this for a fucking living holy shit lol
Sick Buck-toothed Market
  07/15/25
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Comical confused library
  07/15/25
Imagine?
Cream sadistic brethren circlehead
  07/15/25
Female judge is flirting with EPAH due to his mastery of &ls...
Cream sadistic brethren circlehead
  07/15/25
"I can turn him straight"
garnet doctorate police squad
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iridescent vigorous queen of the night masturbator
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Sick Buck-toothed Market
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Cream sadistic brethren circlehead
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curious shaky psychic roast beef
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talented parlour scourge upon the earth
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Disturbing church
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Rebellious sanctuary
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dull mad-dog skullcap alpha
  07/15/25
The 180 thing is that she’s also the writing judge on ...
cyan floppy kitty cat
  07/15/25
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Kenneth Play
  07/20/25
I got a client call in 2 mins, gonna put this on mute and ho...
garnet doctorate police squad
  07/15/25
“If your honors would like…”
Cream sadistic brethren circlehead
  07/15/25
Tho humble
Razzle-dazzle Filthy Turdskin
  07/15/25
we are, essentially, the max blecher of RPA litigation
burgundy mind-boggling depressive
  07/15/25
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bistre incel
  07/15/25
lawyers no one has ever heard of tp
garnet doctorate police squad
  07/15/25
That was an intentional Trumpism. It seems to go over well w...
cyan floppy kitty cat
  07/15/25
...
garnet doctorate police squad
  07/15/25
he's doing great court has no interests in his opponents ...
Spectacular sable indian lodge
  07/15/25
I don’t have the chutzpah EPAH has to make a living ea...
Cream sadistic brethren circlehead
  07/15/25
...
twisted yarmulke knife
  07/15/25
Relatively modest recovery tp
Peach international law enforcement agency hospital
  07/15/25
Took some umbrage tp Unbridled success tp
Peach international law enforcement agency hospital
  07/15/25
...
garnet doctorate police squad
  07/15/25
Further errors tp
Peach international law enforcement agency hospital
  07/15/25
forwent work
Razzle-dazzle Filthy Turdskin
  07/15/25
looking at their firm size tp
garnet doctorate police squad
  07/15/25
Just realized that the firm they went against in this case i...
Sick Buck-toothed Market
  07/15/25
Let's see what this prestigefaggot talks about with his tiny...
garnet doctorate police squad
  07/15/25
Big EPAH fan here but his voice is much nerdier than I envis...
bateful pearl athletic conference chad
  07/15/25
*gayer
Razzle-dazzle Filthy Turdskin
  07/15/25
That’s how all people from CA sound
bateful pearl athletic conference chad
  07/15/25
Then, "he sounds more Californian than I thought."
Opaque crotch range
  07/15/25
He sounds like a soft-spoken partner who serves on your firm...
curious shaky psychic roast beef
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...
talented parlour scourge upon the earth
  07/15/25
kike
grizzly temple half-breed
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cyan floppy kitty cat
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Rebellious sanctuary
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Thirsty Principal's Office Cuck
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Trip area hunting ground
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Naked tanning salon
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Diverse gas station
  07/16/25
Agreed Let's just say I'm not surprised that he poasts he...
Sick Buck-toothed Market
  07/15/25
he's just "eccentric"
Opaque crotch range
  07/15/25
why is this Fox queer talking about Volvos he's gonna lose t...
garnet doctorate police squad
  07/15/25
tls fox
curious shaky psychic roast beef
  07/15/25
https://www.duanemorris.com/attorneys/michaellfox.html je...
garnet doctorate police squad
  07/15/25
lol he's literally the 'cercla liability' guy from the liber...
curious shaky psychic roast beef
  07/15/25
...
iridescent vigorous queen of the night masturbator
  07/15/25
"Ackshually the ruling on the case was wrong in the fir...
Sick Buck-toothed Market
  07/15/25
did you see the College Freshmen cheerleaders giggling in th...
concupiscible sound barrier
  07/15/25
Fox submitting EPAH's crack whore and fuck buddies as eviden...
Exciting antidepressant drug church building
  07/15/25
let's see how long it takes this fag to get back to poasting
Razzle-dazzle Filthy Turdskin
  07/15/25
gonna have to be way more specific
garnet doctorate police squad
  07/15/25
👋
cyan floppy kitty cat
  07/15/25
"Your honors, I may not look like it but I have four bl...
rose old irish cottage
  07/15/25
...
cyan floppy kitty cat
  07/15/25
You did really good in your arguments. I'll be honest I had ...
rose old irish cottage
  07/15/25
It was about the price of Clear Eyes eyedrops 😂
cyan floppy kitty cat
  07/15/25
Lmaooooo What was all the discussion about novelty and co...
rose old irish cottage
  07/15/25
We won the first-ever plaintiff-side jury verdict on Califor...
cyan floppy kitty cat
  07/15/25
Mini trials on the merits are my favorite kind jury plain...
rose old irish cottage
  07/15/25
Thank you for your attention to detail. Fixed for posterity....
cyan floppy kitty cat
  07/15/25
Defense taking umbrage tp
garnet doctorate police squad
  07/15/25
I like to read and to write. Write well. The written word.
rose old irish cottage
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Kenneth Play
  07/20/25
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curious shaky psychic roast beef
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Impressive meetinghouse
  07/15/25
was opposing counsel really from baker hostetler?
sooty godawful new version jewess
  07/15/25
pharmacist/partner at your local duane morris
iridescent vigorous queen of the night masturbator
  07/15/25
Black Wall Street firm of DeWayne Morris Chesnut
slap-happy lettuce cumskin
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WTF is going on here? Can someone share the timestamp(s) wh...
lilac theater stage
  07/15/25
stfu fag
Razzle-dazzle Filthy Turdskin
  07/15/25
It is good to be home.
lilac theater stage
  07/15/25
the litmus test of whether someone is a poaster versus polit...
twisted yarmulke knife
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...
iridescent vigorous queen of the night masturbator
  07/15/25
litmus test is whether someone calls that voice the faggiest...
Lemon charismatic famous landscape painting really tough guy
  07/15/25
not even the faggiest poaster voice ive heard in court (cand...
twisted yarmulke knife
  07/15/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&t=1479s
Lemon charismatic famous landscape painting really tough guy
  07/15/25
im not disputing that epah had some faggy affect and manneri...
twisted yarmulke knife
  07/15/25
ive listened to tsinah as well 😔
Lemon charismatic famous landscape painting really tough guy
  07/15/25
He’s really good
talented parlour scourge upon the earth
  07/15/25
im the only poaster with a Prestigious Voice ive ever encoun...
fragrant locus
  07/15/25
180 is a bit much but he's a good poaster
Sick Buck-toothed Market
  07/15/25
as a poster he’s good, as a father and a human being h...
Disturbing church
  07/15/25
jefferson being a slaveholder doesn't diminsh his contributi...
twisted yarmulke knife
  07/15/25
slaveholders were 180 tho
Razzle-dazzle Filthy Turdskin
  07/15/25
EPAH is worse than any slaveholder
Disturbing church
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...
Charcoal people who are hurt
  07/15/25
So thoughtful! So moderate!
Chocolate Fanboi Point
  07/15/25
you of all people should be kissing epahs ass. odd case you ...
twisted yarmulke knife
  07/15/25
You really aren’t In a position to comment yet. And ...
hateful hominid
  07/15/25
Saw it. Good job on arguing how you should be paid more. T...
hateful hominid
  07/15/25
ty pumo
cyan floppy kitty cat
  07/16/25
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cordovan mental disorder
  07/16/25
this is spaceporn, not that you seemed to give the advice an...
twisted yarmulke knife
  07/16/25
You have no idea what you are talking about.
lime tantric bbw gunner
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im not going to pollute this 180 thread with feuding but idk...
twisted yarmulke knife
  07/16/25
crazed vengeful half Vietnamese mod tp
fragrant locus
  07/16/25
If you turn on the captions for YouTube, the female judge ta...
dull mad-dog skullcap alpha
  07/15/25
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Peach international law enforcement agency hospital
  07/15/25
Lead story on the daily journal congrats bro you're big time...
Diverse gas station
  07/16/25
You talk like the guy on Say Yes to the Dress
passionate voyeur candlestick maker
  07/16/25
Gorgeous guy
cyan floppy kitty cat
  07/16/25
So do your black gorillas gf peg you? When you go &ldquo...
Soul-stirring self-centered menage becky
  07/16/25
At least we have indisputable evidence that EPAH is White an...
fragrant locus
  07/16/25


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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:43 PM
Author: cyan floppy kitty cat

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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:49 PM
Author: Maniacal canary organic girlfriend

lob friend watching attorney roe with clear eyes

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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:50 PM
Author: cyan floppy kitty cat

Ty

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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: cordovan mental disorder



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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: coral irradiated degenerate

are you arguing something I would give a fuck about?

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: cyan floppy kitty cat

The proper hourly rates for xo posters of a given reputation, skill, and experience.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: coral irradiated degenerate

so far I remain unrenumerated

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: cyan floppy kitty cat

That’s all about to change.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: coral irradiated degenerate

make it quick I'm drowning here

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: purple brunch

Is this from the gas station case?

I remember seeing those fee arguments a while ago and thought you were on reasonably solid ground, with a pretty well developed basis for your request.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: cyan floppy kitty cat

Nah this is an RPA price discrimination case. The boner pills case was over a long time ago, after RT and I agreed to be nice to each other.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:11 PM
Author: Sepia chest-beating hall trust fund



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: grizzly temple half-breed

it's going to be some lib fag lisping about dick pills again

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: iridescent vigorous queen of the night masturbator

who is opposing counsel

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: cyan floppy kitty cat

A (lower tier) biglaw bro with a full head of hair.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: iridescent vigorous queen of the night masturbator

i wish both you and zurich tp luck

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:40 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: Cream sadistic brethren circlehead



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: boyish base idiot



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: sooty godawful new version jewess



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: twisted yarmulke knife



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:37 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: Opaque crotch range

9:30 PT / 12:30 ET? Youtube livestream?

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:35 PM
Author: cyan floppy kitty cat

Affirmative. Pasadena Courtroom 1

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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Opaque crotch range

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ

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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Kenneth Play

what a stud

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Filthy Turdskin

will you use at least one xo-ism for the amusement of your FRIENDS plz

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: cyan floppy kitty cat

I don’t have one planned, but if it comes up I’ll let it fly

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: milky insane abode fat ankles

Your honor my deep breadth of experience in this practice area is the load bearing slash of our petition for fees.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: Opaque crotch range

Yours Honor, opposing counsel is now taking a position that's a complete 180 from what's in the papers. Hope this helps.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:11 PM
Author: milky insane abode fat ankles

Your honor, counsels proposed reduction to my fees have me feeling like a beady eyed Breezewood bathroom attendant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49101556)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: lascivious pungent coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103242)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: Cream sadistic brethren circlehead

The N-word would be a clever wink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49101551)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: Naked tanning salon

You're honor I'm gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49101589)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: Opaque crotch range

"I have sex with men for money"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49101740)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: Bright Bipolar Box Office

at least use the word scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49101744)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Bright Bipolar Box Office

Your Honor, in her defense, the live tuna DID wink...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49101748)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: Titillating Rigpig Generalized Bond

Bangarang could fly under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49102959)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: coral irradiated degenerate

your honor we only ask that the court enforce the jet black letter law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49101573)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: cyan floppy kitty cat

CNN made “jet black” too famous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49101585)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: coral irradiated degenerate

I guess you could call opposing counsel a "congo nigger" but that seems too on the nose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49101664)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:42 AM
Author: Chocolate Fanboi Point

May it please this Tall Court, counsel...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49102962)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:10 PM
Author: swashbuckling stock car

Best of luck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49101830)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:43 AM
Author: razzle public bath

good luck buddy

the most "appellate" work ive done lately is getting a frivolous small claims court appeal dismissed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49102964)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: garnet doctorate police squad

got a watch party for this at my firm and we're all tailgating rn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49102968)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: iridescent vigorous queen of the night masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103126)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Kenneth Play



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49116110)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: garnet doctorate police squad

EPAH looking gorgeous so far, wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103113)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: iridescent vigorous queen of the night masturbator

judges WRECKING this fox guy, EPAH sitting pretty in the background

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103137)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: razzle public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103140)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: garnet doctorate police squad

what is this case over anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103147)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: Sick Buck-toothed Market

Where is the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103142)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: iridescent vigorous queen of the night masturbator

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&ab_channel=UnitedStatesCourtofAppealsfortheNinthCircuit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103145)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Sick Buck-toothed Market

Ty

This seems pretty problematically White. Hmmmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103153)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: bistre incel

what's the azn lawyer's moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103143)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: Spectacular sable indian lodge

looking alpha as fuck in the background while his adversary goes down in flames 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103151)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: garnet doctorate police squad

Here he comes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103161)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: garnet doctorate police squad

He said "your honors" when he meant "yours honor" off to a terrible start

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103163)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: galvanic station immigrant

rookie blunder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103186)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: razzle public bath

ahhhhh shit!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103162)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: Peach international law enforcement agency hospital

Wow aren't laws crazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103164)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: Sick Buck-toothed Market

Bro you talk like a fag just like Karlstack

Maybe you two should link up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103168)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: garnet doctorate police squad

1% doesnt match inflation eh well thanks to brandon for that, EPAH voted for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103171)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: bistre incel

Good morning your honors, instead of whatever bullshit the other guy was talking about, I'd like to focus on the district court fucking me over on fees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103170)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: garnet doctorate police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103174)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: Cream sadistic brethren circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103204)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: twisted yarmulke knife

almost feel bad for baldmo defense counsel. he probably already knew he wasnt getting dat retrial walking in but none of the judges stopping epah and asking him about defendants argument really hammers home hes dunn hurr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103584)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: Trip area hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103798)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Kenneth Play



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49116113)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Peach international law enforcement agency hospital

Sorry your honor i fucked up haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103177)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: garnet doctorate police squad

why does he have such gay mannerisms? is it intentional?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103179)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: Sick Buck-toothed Market

Really makes you think huh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103184)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: garnet doctorate police squad

but then he says totally straight stuff like "firm size doesn't matter"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103188)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Peach international law enforcement agency hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103193)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: bistre incel

Sorry your honor, page 7 was actually a printout of an xo thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103183)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Peach international law enforcement agency hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103191)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: cyan floppy kitty cat

Sorry guys for bringing shame into our community 😢🥺

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103350)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Filthy Turdskin

Oh epah fucked up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103181)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Opaque crotch range

baldmo judge is browsing this thread on his gay little ipad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103192)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Peach international law enforcement agency hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103194)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: burgundy mind-boggling depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103198)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: Cream sadistic brethren circlehead

baldmo judge tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103201)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: curious shaky psychic roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103251)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: rose old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103397)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: Rebellious sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103523)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: lascivious pungent coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103246)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: curious shaky psychic roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103250)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Lemon charismatic famous landscape painting really tough guy

needs legal advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103582)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Sick Buck-toothed Market

Imagine doing this for a fucking living holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103195)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Comical confused library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103534)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: Cream sadistic brethren circlehead

Imagine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49104300)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: Cream sadistic brethren circlehead

Female judge is flirting with EPAH due to his mastery of ‘archaic’ antitrust law. “I would have awarded a higher rate because I know how hard it is.”

Too bad EPAH is fumbling the record cites.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103199)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: garnet doctorate police squad

"I can turn him straight"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103202)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: iridescent vigorous queen of the night masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103207)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Sick Buck-toothed Market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103214)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Cream sadistic brethren circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103215)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: curious shaky psychic roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103298)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: talented parlour scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103333)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: Disturbing church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103430)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: Rebellious sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103524)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: dull mad-dog skullcap alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49104544)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: cyan floppy kitty cat

The 180 thing is that she’s also the writing judge on the third appeal of our cigar case. I’ve got a feeling she’s going to be delivering a lot of money to me thru these two

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103390)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: Kenneth Play



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49116117)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: garnet doctorate police squad

I got a client call in 2 mins, gonna put this on mute and hope EPAH takes off his shirt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103200)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Cream sadistic brethren circlehead

“If your honors would like…”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103210)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Filthy Turdskin

Tho humble

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103209)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: burgundy mind-boggling depressive

we are, essentially, the max blecher of RPA litigation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103212)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: bistre incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103310)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: garnet doctorate police squad

lawyers no one has ever heard of tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103218)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: cyan floppy kitty cat

That was an intentional Trumpism. It seems to go over well with people when he says it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103353)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: garnet doctorate police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103355)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Spectacular sable indian lodge

he's doing great

court has no interests in his opponents arguments, spending the whole argument thinking very seriously about whether EPAH should get more money

one fuck up on the citation on 7-8, but handled it smoothly

I liked the "top floor of the u.s. bank building" point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103227)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Cream sadistic brethren circlehead

I don’t have the chutzpah EPAH has to make a living earning fees on earning fees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103252)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: twisted yarmulke knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103570)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: Peach international law enforcement agency hospital

Relatively modest recovery tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103234)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: Peach international law enforcement agency hospital

Took some umbrage tp

Unbridled success tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103237)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: garnet doctorate police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103239)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Peach international law enforcement agency hospital

Further errors tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103240)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Filthy Turdskin

forwent work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103256)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:13 PM
Author: garnet doctorate police squad

looking at their firm size tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103269)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: Sick Buck-toothed Market

Just realized that the firm they went against in this case is literally named "Prestige"

Fucking lmao at "lawyers" Jesus Christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103245)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: garnet doctorate police squad

Let's see what this prestigefaggot talks about with his tiny pink 2 minutes of rebuttal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103253)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: bateful pearl athletic conference chad

Big EPAH fan here but his voice is much nerdier than I envisioned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103249)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Filthy Turdskin

*gayer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103254)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: bateful pearl athletic conference chad

That’s how all people from CA sound

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103276)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:09 PM
Author: Opaque crotch range

Then, "he sounds more Californian than I thought."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103741)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: curious shaky psychic roast beef

He sounds like a soft-spoken partner who serves on your firm's LGBTQ affinity group

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103257)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: talented parlour scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103332)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: grizzly temple half-breed

kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103379)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: cyan floppy kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103356)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Rebellious sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103525)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: Thirsty Principal's Office Cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103540)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: Trip area hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103800)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:19 PM
Author: Naked tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49104420)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:50 AM
Author: Diverse gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49105376)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: Sick Buck-toothed Market

Agreed

Let's just say I'm not surprised that he poasts here haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103260)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Opaque crotch range

he's just "eccentric"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103266)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: garnet doctorate police squad

why is this Fox queer talking about Volvos he's gonna lose this case, whatever it's about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103261)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:13 PM
Author: curious shaky psychic roast beef

tls fox

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103268)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: garnet doctorate police squad

https://www.duanemorris.com/attorneys/michaellfox.html

jewish?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103280)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: curious shaky psychic roast beef

lol he's literally the 'cercla liability' guy from the liberals in biglaw comic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103290)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: iridescent vigorous queen of the night masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103411)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: Sick Buck-toothed Market

"Ackshually the ruling on the case was wrong in the first place and we should have won and so we shouldn't even have to pay these guys any money to begin with, let alone the amount of money they say they deserve"

Whoa. So this is the power of Lawyering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103284)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:21 PM
Author: concupiscible sound barrier

did you see the College Freshmen cheerleaders giggling in the back of the court room?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103302)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Exciting antidepressant drug church building

Fox submitting EPAH's crack whore and fuck buddies as evidence of his TTTness like the old MLB scouts in Moneyball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103291)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Filthy Turdskin

let's see how long it takes this fag to get back to poasting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103296)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: garnet doctorate police squad

gonna have to be way more specific

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103313)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: cyan floppy kitty cat

👋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103360)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:39 PM
Author: rose old irish cottage

"Your honors, I may not look like it but I have four black children."

*9th circuit stares blankly*

"Two of them are Trans"

*papers shuffle around*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103366)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: cyan floppy kitty cat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103374)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: rose old irish cottage

You did really good in your arguments. I'll be honest I had no idea what this case was about. This was the most obscure shit ever. It's cool you make a lot of money arguing with other eggheads about random crap on behalf of giant corporations over a few more dollars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103386)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: cyan floppy kitty cat

It was about the price of Clear Eyes eyedrops 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103394)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: rose old irish cottage

Lmaooooo

What was all the discussion about novelty and compensation and citing a bunch of California state supreme court cases about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103402)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: cyan floppy kitty cat

We won the first-ever plaintiff-side jury verdict on California’s “mini RPA” statute. Under CA law you’re supposed to get a fee “multiplier” when you take a case on contingency that is novel, requires skill, and precluded you from taking other work. So on remand we’ll ask for 2x of whatever our trial judge awards.

Unbridled success tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103415)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: rose old irish cottage

Mini trials on the merits are my favorite kind

jury plaintiff-side jury verdict tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103417)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: cyan floppy kitty cat

Thank you for your attention to detail. Fixed for posterity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103427)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: garnet doctorate police squad

Defense taking umbrage tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103431)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: rose old irish cottage

I like to read and to write. Write well. The written word.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103441)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:09 AM
Author: Kenneth Play



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49116120)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: curious shaky psychic roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103835)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Impressive meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103435)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: sooty godawful new version jewess

was opposing counsel really from baker hostetler?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103438)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: iridescent vigorous queen of the night masturbator

pharmacist/partner at your local duane morris

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103453)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: slap-happy lettuce cumskin

Black Wall Street firm of DeWayne Morris Chesnut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103488)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: lilac theater stage

WTF is going on here? Can someone share the timestamp(s) where EPAH takes his shirt off? TY!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103550)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Filthy Turdskin

stfu fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103560)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: lilac theater stage

It is good to be home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103562)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: twisted yarmulke knife

the litmus test of whether someone is a poaster versus polithiths shitpoaster is whether they can admit epah is a 180 poaster.

great job champ fuck those baldmo fags on the top floor of the us bank building

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103576)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: iridescent vigorous queen of the night masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103587)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Lemon charismatic famous landscape painting really tough guy

litmus test is whether someone calls that voice the faggiest thing on earth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103591)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: twisted yarmulke knife

not even the faggiest poaster voice ive heard in court (candy ride, benzo) let alone world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103594)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:19 PM
Author: Lemon charismatic famous landscape painting really tough guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&t=1479s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103602)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: twisted yarmulke knife

im not disputing that epah had some faggy affect and mannerisms but did you listen tk those other two?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103610)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: Lemon charismatic famous landscape painting really tough guy

ive listened to tsinah as well 😔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103632)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: talented parlour scourge upon the earth

He’s really good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103670)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: fragrant locus

im the only poaster with a Prestigious Voice ive ever encountered tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49104211)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Sick Buck-toothed Market

180 is a bit much but he's a good poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103612)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: Disturbing church

as a poster he’s good, as a father and a human being he’s lower than dogshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103617)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: twisted yarmulke knife

jefferson being a slaveholder doesn't diminsh his contribution to scholarship, neither should epahs troon kids!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103623)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Filthy Turdskin

slaveholders were 180 tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103633)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Disturbing church

EPAH is worse than any slaveholder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103686)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Charcoal people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49104005)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Chocolate Fanboi Point

So thoughtful! So moderate!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103727)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: twisted yarmulke knife

you of all people should be kissing epahs ass. odd case you stopped talking massive shit about him right around the time he showed zzz tremendous grace.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49103730)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: hateful hominid

You really aren’t

In a position to comment yet. And your asinine public hot takes aren’t furthering your reputation as an advocate. Chill out and buckle down and get to work and take your wins and hits for a few years if you want to be good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49104268)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: hateful hominid

Saw it. Good job on arguing how you should be paid more. The only note I have would be to talk more about the public policy benefits of taking on these cases, along with applicable literature. Anyway good job. I hope you get another million.

I hope a crazed vengeful half Vietnamese mod doesn’t delete this again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49104203)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:10 AM
Author: cyan floppy kitty cat

ty pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49104951)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: cordovan mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49105371)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: twisted yarmulke knife

this is spaceporn, not that you seemed to give the advice any weight anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49105385)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 10:17 AM
Author: lime tantric bbw gunner

You have no idea what you are talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49105451)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 10:20 AM
Author: twisted yarmulke knife

im not going to pollute this 180 thread with feuding but idk why you even poast under pumos when your voice and behavior is so identifiable.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750333&mc=44&forum_id=2#49105455

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49105461)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: fragrant locus

crazed vengeful half Vietnamese mod tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49105396)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: dull mad-dog skullcap alpha

If you turn on the captions for YouTube, the female judge talks about the size of EPAH's sperm at 25:21:

https://www.youtube.com/live/KK68ynUnvSQ?si=XNEVYlCkDUdL2ZZG&t=1521

Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49104554)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Peach international law enforcement agency hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49104621)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:38 AM
Author: Diverse gas station

Lead story on the daily journal congrats bro you're big time now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49105328)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: passionate voyeur candlestick maker

You talk like the guy on Say Yes to the Dress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49105345)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: cyan floppy kitty cat

Gorgeous guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49106112)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:48 AM
Author: Soul-stirring self-centered menage becky

So do your black gorillas gf peg you?

When you go “surfing” is it because you like to look at other men?

Aren’t lawyers suppose to be ALPHA AF. You look like you are wasting away from Gaids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49105365)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: fragrant locus

At least we have indisputable evidence that EPAH is White and Non-Jewish, which is more than anyone can say for you my man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2...id.#49105370)