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Just told my wife she was worth $2.341 million

At first she was like, “what?” Then I told her,...
histrionic jap
  02/26/26
$2.3M can buy some nice coins. She should be really happy.
honey-headed narrow-minded legal warrant
  02/26/26
Fuck coins. Fuck history. I just want to provide for my fami...
histrionic jap
  02/26/26
You can get some nice coins for $2.3M, or fund half your kid...
honey-headed narrow-minded legal warrant
  02/26/26
College tuition can be had affordably remotely now. there's ...
histrionic jap
  02/26/26
Yeah, but this is XO. I thought the board was prestige-orien...
honey-headed narrow-minded legal warrant
  02/26/26
We’re living in a brave new world. What is prestige? D...
histrionic jap
  02/26/26
I've never been prestigious, so I think we're in agreement o...
honey-headed narrow-minded legal warrant
  02/26/26
But she's married to a fat faggot.
Titillating territorial becky internal respiration
  02/26/26
She’s married. She’s a multimillionaire. She has...
histrionic jap
  02/26/26
She's humiliated by your huge fatness and general clownishne...
Titillating territorial becky internal respiration
  02/26/26
If his wife & kids are truly happy, he's done a lot more...
honey-headed narrow-minded legal warrant
  02/26/26
A month ago all he did was bitch about all of them. He's a ...
Titillating territorial becky internal respiration
  02/26/26
I don't know the guy personally, but I doubt XO perfectly re...
honey-headed narrow-minded legal warrant
  02/26/26
I fart and shit and jerk off and hate pedo state IRL.
Titillating territorial becky internal respiration
  02/26/26
So a few steps below the guy with a happy family, then.
honey-headed narrow-minded legal warrant
  02/26/26
Nah. I don't bitch about my family.
Titillating territorial becky internal respiration
  02/26/26
You sound pretty negative & unhappy in this thread. You ...
honey-headed narrow-minded legal warrant
  02/26/26
I have a big penis and I'm generally happy all day, every da...
Titillating territorial becky internal respiration
  02/26/26
You should exhibit more happiness here. Lighten up the board...
honey-headed narrow-minded legal warrant
  02/26/26
I think my Whok threading is 180
Titillating territorial becky internal respiration
  02/26/26
Can I poast that ass pic of her now? Imagine her happiness k...
sick bat shit crazy business firm goyim
  02/26/26
No. That’s my wife, brother.
histrionic jap
  02/26/26
We could share?
sick bat shit crazy business firm goyim
  02/26/26
i'm worthless afaict
Useless main people chad
  02/26/26
isn't she entitled to half of your shit? so she's worth hal...
lime location twinkling uncleanness
  02/26/26
...
low-t parlor
  02/26/26
With all the kids it's probably closer to 90%
Magical Charismatic Casino Mood
  02/27/26
lovingly explain to her that you are so psychopathic and che...
Drab Heady Coffee Pot Garrison
  02/26/26
Yeah. No life insurance policy. Also I have open fights with...
histrionic jap
  02/26/26
He’s uninsurable.
sick bat shit crazy business firm goyim
  02/26/26
180 your wife is lucky to have a man like you. Great father,...
jade stage preventive strike
  02/26/26
Mashallah! 🤩 Baruch Hashem! 🤩 It is God’s will...
histrionic jap
  02/26/26
...
jade stage preventive strike
  02/26/26
...
honey-headed narrow-minded legal warrant
  02/26/26
180, you maed it
snowy halford
  02/26/26
lollllllling over counting the $1,000 in the figure
grizzly autistic stock car shrine
  02/26/26
disco and his family happy? someone has hacked his account ...
Laughsome know-it-all tanning salon wagecucks
  02/27/26
The undertone is that if the market goes down today he will ...
sick bat shit crazy business firm goyim
  02/27/26
This was just a way for this Jewish fat texan weirdo to bash...
comical carnelian puppy nursing home
  02/27/26
"look at the freak!" he shouted with crusted AIDS ...
jade stage preventive strike
  02/27/26
CSLG has been railing disco fries' wife
beady-eyed aqua electric furnace
  02/27/26
Now show her all your XO posts
Cruel-hearted Keepsake Machete Haunted Graveyard
  02/27/26
Be sure to highlight the one where you outed her to a bunch ...
Milky swashbuckling national nibblets
  02/27/26


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Date: February 26th, 2026 7:33 PM
Author: histrionic jap

At first she was like, “what?”

Then I told her, “that’s how much money you have.”

Her face lit up? “Are you serious?”

“Take a look.”

First time I’ve smiled in 10 weeks, and that includes Christmas.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2...id.#49698100)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 7:37 PM
Author: honey-headed narrow-minded legal warrant

$2.3M can buy some nice coins. She should be really happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2...id.#49698109)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 7:39 PM
Author: histrionic jap

Fuck coins. Fuck history. I just want to provide for my family. You realize that coins are obsolete now, don’t you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2...id.#49698112)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 7:41 PM
Author: honey-headed narrow-minded legal warrant

You can get some nice coins for $2.3M, or fund half your kids' college tuition.

Tough call.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2...id.#49698118)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 8:36 PM
Author: histrionic jap

College tuition can be had affordably remotely now. there's no reason to spend a fortune.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2...id.#49698294)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: honey-headed narrow-minded legal warrant

Yeah, but this is XO. I thought the board was prestige-oriented and against TTTs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2...id.#49698357)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: histrionic jap

We’re living in a brave new world. What is prestige? Does it matter? Does anyone care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2...id.#49698372)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 9:10 PM
Author: honey-headed narrow-minded legal warrant

I've never been prestigious, so I think we're in agreement on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2...id.#49698415)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 7:38 PM
Author: Titillating territorial becky internal respiration

But she's married to a fat faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2...id.#49698110)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 7:40 PM
Author: histrionic jap

She’s married. She’s a multimillionaire. She has a big beautiful house. She has 4 kids she loves. She never has to fuck me. She’s set. And happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2...id.#49698115)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 7:42 PM
Author: Titillating territorial becky internal respiration

She's humiliated by your huge fatness and general clownishness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2...id.#49698119)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 7:43 PM
Author: honey-headed narrow-minded legal warrant

If his wife & kids are truly happy, he's done a lot more than a majority of guys out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2...id.#49698122)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: Titillating territorial becky internal respiration

A month ago all he did was bitch about all of them. He's a manchild. No one can be happy around that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2...id.#49698128)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 7:47 PM
Author: honey-headed narrow-minded legal warrant

I don't know the guy personally, but I doubt XO perfectly reflects who people really are in real life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2...id.#49698130)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 7:48 PM
Author: Titillating territorial becky internal respiration

I fart and shit and jerk off and hate pedo state IRL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2...id.#49698131)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 7:49 PM
Author: honey-headed narrow-minded legal warrant

So a few steps below the guy with a happy family, then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2...id.#49698134)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Titillating territorial becky internal respiration

Nah. I don't bitch about my family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2...id.#49698137)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 7:52 PM
Author: honey-headed narrow-minded legal warrant

You sound pretty negative & unhappy in this thread. You should poast more about the positives in your life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2...id.#49698145)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 7:55 PM
Author: Titillating territorial becky internal respiration

I have a big penis and I'm generally happy all day, every day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2...id.#49698152)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 7:57 PM
Author: honey-headed narrow-minded legal warrant

You should exhibit more happiness here. Lighten up the board a bit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2...id.#49698156)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 7:58 PM
Author: Titillating territorial becky internal respiration

I think my Whok threading is 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2...id.#49698157)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 8:45 PM
Author: sick bat shit crazy business firm goyim

Can I poast that ass pic of her now? Imagine her happiness knowing dozens of real lawyers are jerking to her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2...id.#49698320)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 8:47 PM
Author: histrionic jap

No. That’s my wife, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2...id.#49698324)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: sick bat shit crazy business firm goyim

We could share?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2...id.#49698488)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 7:52 PM
Author: Useless main people chad

i'm worthless afaict

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2...id.#49698148)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 8:05 PM
Author: lime location twinkling uncleanness

isn't she entitled to half of your shit? so she's worth half that. unless you are worth double.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2...id.#49698176)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: low-t parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2...id.#49698312)



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Date: February 27th, 2026 2:13 AM
Author: Magical Charismatic Casino Mood

With all the kids it's probably closer to 90%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2...id.#49698880)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 8:13 PM
Author: Drab Heady Coffee Pot Garrison

lovingly explain to her that you are so psychopathic and cheap that you refuse to protect her wellbeing and happiness with a life insurance policy and report back, thank.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2...id.#49698209)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 8:36 PM
Author: histrionic jap

Yeah. No life insurance policy. Also I have open fights with both my homeowners insurance carrier and my HOA. Serious, mudflinging affairs.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2...id.#49698290)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 8:46 PM
Author: sick bat shit crazy business firm goyim

He’s uninsurable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2...id.#49698322)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: jade stage preventive strike

180 your wife is lucky to have a man like you. Great father, husband, provider, poster.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2...id.#49698296)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 8:44 PM
Author: histrionic jap

Mashallah! 🤩

Baruch Hashem! 🤩

It is God’s will! 🤩

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2...id.#49698317)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 9:01 PM
Author: jade stage preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2...id.#49698368)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 8:58 PM
Author: honey-headed narrow-minded legal warrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2...id.#49698358)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 8:47 PM
Author: snowy halford

180, you maed it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2...id.#49698325)



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Date: February 26th, 2026 9:12 PM
Author: grizzly autistic stock car shrine

lollllllling over counting the $1,000 in the figure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2...id.#49698425)



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Date: February 27th, 2026 2:24 AM
Author: Laughsome know-it-all tanning salon wagecucks

disco and his family happy? someone has hacked his account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2...id.#49698889)



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Date: February 27th, 2026 6:53 AM
Author: sick bat shit crazy business firm goyim

The undertone is that if the market goes down today he will be unhappy again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2...id.#49698978)



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Date: February 27th, 2026 6:59 AM
Author: comical carnelian puppy nursing home

This was just a way for this Jewish fat texan weirdo to bash Christmas again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2...id.#49698988)



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Date: February 27th, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: jade stage preventive strike

"look at the freak!" he shouted with crusted AIDS cum in the corner of his mouth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2...id.#49699145)



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Date: February 27th, 2026 8:50 AM
Author: beady-eyed aqua electric furnace

CSLG has been railing disco fries' wife

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2...id.#49699096)



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Date: February 27th, 2026 7:09 AM
Author: Cruel-hearted Keepsake Machete Haunted Graveyard

Now show her all your XO posts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2...id.#49698994)



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Date: February 27th, 2026 7:56 AM
Author: Milky swashbuckling national nibblets

Be sure to highlight the one where you outed her to a bunch of psychotic legal gangsters who now know where she lives And works and even how she looks

Also, what made you smile? And do you realize how controlling and manipulative this post reveals you to be in that she didn't seem to have any idea how much wealth you two had?

She may opt for the Texas tradition of knocking you off and taking it all. The crazy thing is you would be much better off if she did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5838756&forum_id=2...id.#49699035)