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Huge CNN article about dorky Mormon marrying Asian Hiking Girl

https://www.cnn.com/travel/yellowstone-ice-cream-date-chance...
Deranged Arousing Juggernaut Office
  07/14/25
he saw an asian 5.5 and immediately thought "i'm going ...
Fuchsia affirmative action
  07/14/25
many such cases!
Bossy Feces
  07/14/25
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  07/14/25
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  07/14/25
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Haunting Stirring Hospital Immigrant
  07/14/25
"For Andrew it was something akin to love at first sigh...
Bateful House Windowlicker
  07/14/25
Their son will 100% be a spree shooter
Fuchsia affirmative action
  07/14/25
Never seen a more clear cut case than this before
smoky glittery church building
  07/14/25
Tall blonde guy bouncing up tp
Disrespectful Church
  07/14/25
FizzKidd drove deep into rural Colorado for a Tinder match w...
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dashing forum
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“ Andrew and Shallen welcomed their two children in 20...
charismatic persian
  07/14/25
Do whites who marry azns consider themselves "multiraci...
nofapping amber circlehead
  07/14/25
I hadn’t thought of it either actually. But I’m ...
charismatic persian
  07/14/25
Except hapas get double pwned on affirmative action right?
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  07/15/25
Yes they do so in a self-serving way go try and cop that DEI...
gold preventive strike ratface
  07/15/25
But white and Asian are the worst possible things to be in a...
apoplectic vigorous tanning salon cuckold
  07/15/25
I think aznness actually drags you downward from just Regula...
nofapping amber circlehead
  07/16/25
ROFL why is this newsworthy.
Sapphire Domesticated Knife
  07/14/25
because you can tell how tight that pussy is just in the fir...
titillating bawdyhouse
  07/14/25
“We ended up speaking Tagalog with each other for a bi...
Cerise infuriating menage
  07/14/25
I wish NPB were still here
charismatic persian
  07/14/25
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Deranged Arousing Juggernaut Office
  07/14/25
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Bateful House Windowlicker
  07/14/25
That guy will never leave. He's cemented in place.
smoky glittery church building
  07/14/25
nobody ever leaves. we all really like it here.
Deranged Arousing Juggernaut Office
  07/14/25
I've been planning on quitting for ten years. Going to XO ad...
smoky glittery church building
  07/14/25
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charismatic persian
  07/14/25
Holy shit this thing is like War and Peace
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smoky glittery church building
  07/14/25
Why was a Taiwanese student working in Yellowstone?
Talented drunken generalized bond
  07/14/25
Not flame one of my white friends met his Chinese wife this ...
Bateful House Windowlicker
  07/14/25
the perfect program doesnt exi--
titillating bawdyhouse
  07/14/25
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Bateful House Windowlicker
  07/15/25
How do you think it got the name?
Galvanic garnet shrine water buffalo
  07/14/25
Gorgeous girl
ungodly irate incel
  07/14/25
dude is 100% gay
Vibrant hell
  07/14/25
why is this article like 40,000 words long? is this some ha...
Vibrant hell
  07/14/25
She is cute. Good for them.
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Man lives in Philippines. Man marries Taiwanese instead. S...
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"She was working over at another counter,” Andrew...
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Still speaking broken Mandarin, Andrew asked Shallen if he c...
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Why is the GOP protecting pedophiles? https://x.com/juddl...
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Grizzly regret
  07/15/25
this is retarded. why is she running away?
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  07/16/25
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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Deranged Arousing Juggernaut Office

https://www.cnn.com/travel/yellowstone-ice-cream-date-chance-encounters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2...id.#49099844)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: Fuchsia affirmative action

he saw an asian 5.5 and immediately thought "i'm going to marry that girl" on first sight.

terminal case of debilitating yellow fever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2...id.#49099846)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:38 AM
Author: Bossy Feces

many such cases!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2...id.#49099848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: Adventurous avocado nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2...id.#49103125)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: Comical dilemma striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2...id.#49100206)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Vivacious azure space really tough guy

asian 5.5 saw a beautiful kike and immediately thought, "DASSA HANSOM, I SHOW HIM MAH PUSSY RIPS"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2...id.#49100236)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:47 PM
Author: Haunting Stirring Hospital Immigrant

terminal case of yellow fever tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2...id.#49100287)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:38 AM
Author: Bateful House Windowlicker

"For Andrew it was something akin to love at first sight. For Shallen, it wasn’t quite that. But it was a memorable first interaction — a tall, blond guy bouncing up to her with a grin on his face.

For a moment, Andrew and Shallen just stood there, smiling at each other. Not saying anything.

“Then I was like, ‘You got a boyfriend?’” recalls Andrew.

“He said this in Mandarin,” adds Shallen. “He was just straight out saying, ‘Do you have a boyfriend?’”

She shook her head and told him she was single.

Still speaking broken Mandarin, Andrew asked Shallen if he could take her out for dinner that night.

“And I go, ‘No,’ because we’re in the middle of nowhere, and dinner sounds so formal,” recalls Shallen. “I’m like, ‘This is weird.’”

But Shallen was intrigued by Andrew. “So I said, ‘Well, if you want to practice your Mandarin, we can grab ice cream,’” she recalls."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2...id.#49099958)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:45 AM
Author: Fuchsia affirmative action

Their son will 100% be a spree shooter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2...id.#49099966)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: smoky glittery church building

Never seen a more clear cut case than this before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2...id.#49100365)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: Disrespectful Church

Tall blonde guy bouncing up tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2...id.#49100205)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: smoky glittery church building

FizzKidd drove deep into rural Colorado for a Tinder match who ghosted her just for a chance at this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2...id.#49100368)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:20 PM
Author: dashing forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2...id.#49100371)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: charismatic persian

“ Andrew and Shallen welcomed their two children in 2017 and 2019. When their second child was born, they left Utah and moved to California.

Over time, Andrew also distanced himself from the Mormon religion he grew up with, before leaving the church altogether.

Moving to California allowed the couple to find a new community. “We’re in a very multicultural place, and so it’s better for both of us,” says Andrew.

“And better for our kids,” adds Shallen.”

Lmao, Mormons dunn here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2...id.#49099964)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: nofapping amber circlehead

Do whites who marry azns consider themselves "multiracial" families?

I guess I've never thought of it that way since marrying an azngirl is the most quintessentially White Dork thing you can do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2...id.#49099980)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: charismatic persian

I hadn’t thought of it either actually. But I’m guessing yes, since “multiracial” is a cool thing now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2...id.#49099985)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: apoplectic vigorous tanning salon cuckold

Except hapas get double pwned on affirmative action right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2...id.#49102676)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: gold preventive strike ratface

Yes they do so in a self-serving way go try and cop that DEI/AA advantage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2...id.#49102675)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: apoplectic vigorous tanning salon cuckold

But white and Asian are the worst possible things to be in an AA scenario

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2...id.#49102679)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 4:11 AM
Author: nofapping amber circlehead

I think aznness actually drags you downward from just Regular White Guy in the admissions ratrace.

In fairness to harvard et al., my understanding is that if they were forced to go to a pure meritocracy the school would immediately become more azn than hong kong. Which, if we're being totally, brutally real here, I think we can all acknowledge would both destroy H's prestige and erode the quality of the institution more generally, e.g., reduce the number of ultra-high performing grads (startup founders, inventors, cultural icons, etc.), make for a shittier intellectual environment, what have you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2...id.#49105028)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:55 AM
Author: Sapphire Domesticated Knife

ROFL why is this newsworthy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2...id.#49099990)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:56 AM
Author: titillating bawdyhouse

because you can tell how tight that pussy is just in the first pic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2...id.#49099991)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 11:16 AM
Author: Cerise infuriating menage

“We ended up speaking Tagalog with each other for a bit,” recalls Andrew.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2...id.#49100041)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: charismatic persian

I wish NPB were still here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2...id.#49100052)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Deranged Arousing Juggernaut Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2...id.#49100057)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: Bateful House Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2...id.#49100065)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:21 PM
Author: smoky glittery church building

That guy will never leave. He's cemented in place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2...id.#49100372)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: Deranged Arousing Juggernaut Office

nobody ever leaves. we all really like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2...id.#49100451)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: smoky glittery church building

I've been planning on quitting for ten years. Going to XO addiction meetings. There is hoap. But probably not hope in the traditional sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2...id.#49100455)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: charismatic persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2...id.#49100677)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 11:27 AM
Author: Galvanic garnet shrine water buffalo

Holy shit this thing is like War and Peace

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2...id.#49100062)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:21 PM
Author: smoky glittery church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2...id.#49100373)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: Talented drunken generalized bond

Why was a Taiwanese student working in Yellowstone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2...id.#49100213)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: Bateful House Windowlicker

Not flame one of my white friends met his Chinese wife this EXACT same way. Via this program where chinks come over here to work in US national parks. Presumably the entire point of the program is to marry off Asian Pussy to White Cock

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2...id.#49100222)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: titillating bawdyhouse

the perfect program doesnt exi--

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2...id.#49100445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:17 AM
Author: Bateful House Windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2...id.#49102609)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: Galvanic garnet shrine water buffalo

How do you think it got the name?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2...id.#49100320)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: ungodly irate incel

Gorgeous girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2...id.#49100219)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Vibrant hell

dude is 100% gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2...id.#49100237)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: Vibrant hell

why is this article like 40,000 words long? is this some hand-picked CIA dork who they're trying to make famous like they did to Obama?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2...id.#49100243)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: maroon ladyboy school

She is cute. Good for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2...id.#49100281)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: Beady-eyed snowy site

Man lives in Philippines. Man marries Taiwanese instead.

Story as old as time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2...id.#49100285)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:56 AM
Author: splenetic tantric antidepressant drug

"She was working over at another counter,” Andrew recalls. “So I went and bought chocolate milk"

incredible AMOG here holy shit. aznbros absolutely finished

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2...id.#49102355)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: splenetic tantric antidepressant drug

https://media.cnn.com/api/v1/images/stellar/prod/wedding-photo.jpg?q=w_1160,c_fill/f_webp

hfs look at the green lines here

nothing in this article makes me think she likes him even a little

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2...id.#49102358)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: Grizzly regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2...id.#49102359)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Grizzly regret

He's got a great scumbag look with the flatbill cap, chin goatee, and proleface.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2...id.#49102362)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: splenetic tantric antidepressant drug

tight fitted dry fit griffey logo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2...id.#49102402)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Aqua indian lodge headpube

Still speaking broken Mandarin, Andrew asked Shallen if he could take her out for dinner that night tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2...id.#49102427)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:41 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle alcoholic volcanic crater

Your father grimacing as you nihao an azn 5

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2...id.#49102476)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: splenetic tantric antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2...id.#49102799)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:00 AM
Author: Aqua indian lodge headpube

"Or maybe he's wondering why you'd invite a tall white man for ice cream despite being lactose intolerant"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2...id.#49102541)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Aqua indian lodge headpube

Imagine being on a fishing trip with your brother and he just ditches you for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2...id.#49102550)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Violent charcoal internal respiration

Why is the GOP protecting pedophiles?

https://x.com/juddlegum/status/1945115439995998711?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2...id.#49102553)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Aqua indian lodge headpube

In the summer of 2015, two years after they first met in Yellowstone, Andrew and Shallen eloped in the hills above the Utah town where Andrew grew up.

“The ceremony itself was really small,” says Andrew. “My closest friends helped me carry up tables for food and blankets for people to sit on. I think we had like 20 people there in total.”

While it was a special day, there were mixed emotions at play. Shallen was saddened by her family’s absence. Andrew’s family wasn’t there either, but they wholeheartedly supported his decision to marry Shallen. Shallen, meanwhile, felt conscious she was breaking from her family’s expectations. She was unsure what her relationship with them would look like in the future.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2...id.#49102557)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:10 AM
Author: Violent charcoal internal respiration

Why is the GOP protecting pedophiles?

https://x.com/juddlegum/status/1945115439995998711?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2...id.#49102584)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:17 AM
Author: Grizzly regret

She was making him wait until marriage and he was so horny for azn pussy he just carried her up into the hills and had his bros marry them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2...id.#49102608)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:53 AM
Author: maroon ladyboy school

https://imgur.com/a/spMZdfx

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2...id.#49102990)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:54 AM
Author: Grizzly regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2...id.#49102995)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 7:59 AM
Author: Sapphire Domesticated Knife

this is retarded. why is she running away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2...id.#49105145)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:26 AM
Author: primrose bat-shit-crazy scourge upon the earth

Andrew had a bit of a flair for languages; he’d picked up Tagalog while living in the Philippines, and dabbled in Mandarin as part of a college language requirement tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2...id.#49105184)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 8:52 AM
Author: Fuchsia affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750208&forum_id=2...id.#49105221)