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Mildly Autistic University Electric Furnace
  07/18/25
Cock size. The IQ points have the highest upside, but I ...
Hairraiser hideous field weed whacker
  07/18/25
if your calculation is that being smarter would make you *mo...
pink community account
  07/18/25
Just listing random shit that utter fags who me and hot girl...
Hairraiser hideous field weed whacker
  07/18/25
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buttfaggot
  07/19/25
300k I don’t think 10iq points would make any meani...
mauve twisted indian lodge
  07/18/25
cr. what are we all going to do with 13” cocks and 170...
pink community account
  07/18/25
its better be two inches of girth or it will benefit no one
Fishy Library Dog Poop
  07/18/25
Diameter, not circumference
maroon really tough guy
  07/18/25
I was going to ask why height is not an option but height is...
insanely creepy hissy fit piazza
  07/18/25
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i gave my cousin head
  07/19/25
$300k. i don't need the money but i feel like im in the gold...
Emerald at-the-ready son of senegal
  07/18/25
The money. Or are you taking away IQ points. You can hav...
maroon really tough guy
  07/18/25
This is actually a much better question. 500k per 10 IQ poin...
talented abode
  07/18/25
No more NYT Thursday crosswords
maroon really tough guy
  07/18/25
girth or length?
Arousing meetinghouse main people
  07/18/25
really not sure why i have to fork over 300k just for a 2 in...
Spectacular harsh background story party of the first part
  07/18/25
not even sure the IQ points are beneficial in the hellhole t...
mahogany gaming laptop
  07/18/25
Easy, gimme more dick
Fragrant bright bawdyhouse
  07/18/25
(MASE every day of his life)
mahogany gaming laptop
  07/18/25
If my BWC was any bigger I'd have to register it as a lethal...
Burgundy comical lettuce
  07/18/25
Two inches of cock girth would let me pleasure my wife like ...
Slap-happy indigo regret casino
  07/18/25
10 IQ points and it isn't even close. I've made peace with m...
floppy judgmental kitty cat degenerate
  07/18/25
300k
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  07/18/25
300k. would never *have* to work anything other than a 50k p...
Vibrant milky den reading party
  07/18/25
is this possible because academia is a scam and you still ge...
floppy judgmental kitty cat degenerate
  07/18/25
is this a real question
Vibrant milky den reading party
  07/18/25
2 more inches of cock but give them to luis
Internet-worthy Space Blood Rage
  07/18/25
wow
floppy judgmental kitty cat degenerate
  07/18/25
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i gave my cousin head
  07/19/25
You need to watch the movie Young Frankenstein
sable bat-shit-crazy menage famous landscape painting
  07/18/25
I would take the 10 IQ points, but only because I am old and...
bistre supple state friendly grandma
  07/18/25
cock size. 300k isn't life-changing, nor would 10 iq pts be....
Elite contagious stage
  07/18/25
wait, the 2 inches of cock. i can have that in my ass, right...
Elite contagious stage
  07/18/25
increasing my IQ to 90 seems worthless, so i just want the m...
ultramarine elastic band faggot firefighter
  07/18/25
saame
passionate amber sanctuary
  07/18/25
what would I do with a 115 IQ or a 4 inch cock?
boyish bisexual tank
  07/18/25
Probably 300k I like myself and having +10 iq probably re...
chartreuse heady forum juggernaut
  07/18/25
$300k today or $300k 15 years ago?
Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon
  07/19/25
The money is worthless The IQ is wasted on an old.... Best ...
Paralegal Muhammad
  07/19/25
"I mean what would it even be for? poasting?" Y...
.,.,;,.,.,;,;.,
  07/19/25
IQ because it would push me up into the range where I'd fina...
Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III
  07/19/25
i guess the cash no use for cock anymore and10 points wouldn...
i gave my cousin head
  07/19/25


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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic University Electric Furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2...id.#49111488)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:53 AM
Author: Hairraiser hideous field weed whacker

Cock size.

The IQ points have the highest upside, but I already have enough money/prestige and right now I have zero mental illness or existential dread about climate change, AI, morality, etc., and I’d be concerned the extra points would push me into that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2...id.#49111546)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:56 AM
Author: pink community account

if your calculation is that being smarter would make you *more* likely to fret about climate change, then maybe you should consider taking the iq points after all, brother. just some friendly advice.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2...id.#49111554)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Hairraiser hideous field weed whacker

Just listing random shit that utter fags who me and hot girls at the bar laugh at tend to fret over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2...id.#49111569)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: bistre supple state friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2...id.#49111910)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: Vibrant milky den reading party



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Date: July 19th, 2025 6:52 AM
Author: buttfaggot (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2...id.#49113882)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:57 AM
Author: mauve twisted indian lodge

300k

I don’t think 10iq points would make any meaningful difference professionally and two inches on my penis only directly benefits my wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2...id.#49111562)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:58 AM
Author: pink community account

cr. what are we all going to do with 13” cocks and 170 iqs anyway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2...id.#49111567)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:02 AM
Author: Fishy Library Dog Poop

its better be two inches of girth or it will benefit no one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2...id.#49111579)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: maroon really tough guy

Diameter, not circumference

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2...id.#49111624)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: insanely creepy hissy fit piazza

I was going to ask why height is not an option but height is worth way more than $400k.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2...id.#49111571)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: i gave my cousin head



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2...id.#49115316)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:11 AM
Author: Emerald at-the-ready son of senegal

$300k. i don't need the money but i feel like im in the goldilocks zone on the other two where more would just make things worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2...id.#49111605)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: maroon really tough guy

The money.

Or are you taking away IQ points. You can have 10.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2...id.#49111620)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: talented abode

This is actually a much better question. 500k per 10 IQ points you give up. How many will you give?

I might do 30 and would probably actually have a noticeable increase in baseline happiness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2...id.#49111826)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: maroon really tough guy

No more NYT Thursday crosswords

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2...id.#49112126)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: Arousing meetinghouse main people

girth or length?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2...id.#49111622)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: Spectacular harsh background story party of the first part

really not sure why i have to fork over 300k just for a 2 inch dick but at 10 iq i wouldn’t even be able to post i don’t think so, fine, micropeen it is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2...id.#49111662)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:51 AM
Author: mahogany gaming laptop

not even sure the IQ points are beneficial in the hellhole thunder dome that is the US 2025.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2...id.#49111682)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:58 AM
Author: Fragrant bright bawdyhouse

Easy, gimme more dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2...id.#49111693)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:59 AM
Author: mahogany gaming laptop

(MASE every day of his life)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2...id.#49111695)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: Burgundy comical lettuce

If my BWC was any bigger I'd have to register it as a lethal weapon at the sheriff's office

I'll take the 300k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2...id.#49111709)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 12:08 PM
Author: Slap-happy indigo regret casino

Two inches of cock girth would let me pleasure my wife like the guys she fucked in college.

The others would do nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2...id.#49111714)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 12:17 PM
Author: floppy judgmental kitty cat degenerate

10 IQ points and it isn't even close. I've made peace with my TPD, but suddenly being noticeably quite a bit smarter would be incredibly 180. I don't have kids so Money does nothing for me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2...id.#49111725)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: ebony liquid oxygen deer antler

300k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2...id.#49111728)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:30 PM
Author: Vibrant milky den reading party

300k. would never *have* to work anything other than a 50k passion job again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2...id.#49111906)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: floppy judgmental kitty cat degenerate

is this possible because academia is a scam and you still get paid as an 80 y/o doing nothing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2...id.#49111994)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: Vibrant milky den reading party

is this a real question

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2...id.#49112162)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Space Blood Rage

2 more inches of cock but give them to luis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2...id.#49111921)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: floppy judgmental kitty cat degenerate

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2...id.#49111989)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: i gave my cousin head



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2...id.#49115321)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:37 PM
Author: sable bat-shit-crazy menage famous landscape painting

You need to watch the movie Young Frankenstein

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2...id.#49111928)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: bistre supple state friendly grandma

I would take the 10 IQ points, but only because I am old and married.

2 inches of cock (assuming a proportional girth increase) clearly has the highest value overall. It would take a decent 65th %tile dick and turn it into an absolute monster...the kind of dick you can message pics of to tinder whores and they'll want to fuck you just from the sheer size of it alone. So it would open up a new spectrum of partners and it would be satisfying to completely destroy them. Since I can't do that and it would be just for the wife, I come down on the side that she's pretty small and tight and 2 inches extra would probably be a hindrance.

The 300k doesn't really move the needle for me much.

The 10IQ points I would definitely enjoy because I feel like I've lost some points due to age and mental health issues and it would be nice to feel like my younger self.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2...id.#49111977)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: Elite contagious stage

cock size. 300k isn't life-changing, nor would 10 iq pts be. i doubt i really need the 2 inches, but it would make me feel good about myself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2...id.#49111982)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Elite contagious stage

wait, the 2 inches of cock. i can have that in my ass, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2...id.#49111999)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 3:07 PM
Author: ultramarine elastic band faggot firefighter

increasing my IQ to 90 seems worthless, so i just want the money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2...id.#49112205)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: passionate amber sanctuary

saame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2...id.#49112251)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: boyish bisexual tank

what would I do with a 115 IQ or a 4 inch cock?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2...id.#49112234)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: chartreuse heady forum juggernaut

Probably 300k

I like myself and having +10 iq probably results in weird changes in my personality and identity

Satisfactory cock size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2...id.#49113584)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 6:54 AM
Author: Long TERF War for PeterBoi Poon ( )

$300k today or $300k 15 years ago?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2...id.#49113885)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Paralegal Muhammad

The money is worthless

The IQ is wasted on an old.... Best use of IQ is when young because it lets you get high GPA without monk-like suffering. You aren't going to make some Engineering Breakthrough in your 40s just because you gained IQ points or something. I mean what would it even be for? poasting?

Dick size wins this one easily imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2...id.#49114080)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: .,.,;,.,.,;,;.,

"I mean what would it even be for? poasting?"

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2...id.#49115308)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: Emperor CRISPR Chad von Neumann III

IQ because it would push me up into the range where I'd finally go fill Kazinsky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2...id.#49114130)



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Date: July 19th, 2025 9:06 PM
Author: i gave my cousin head

i guess the cash no use for cock anymore and10 points wouldnt even put more over the mentally retarded threshold so whats the point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5751763&forum_id=2...id.#49115313)