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Bright degenerate
  07/02/19
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Bright degenerate
  07/21/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
Bright degenerate
  08/21/19
OH GOD, OH-
dashing underhanded rigor love of her life
  12/20/20
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tan odious son of senegal
  04/10/23
LJL @ poors
cowardly effete location psychic
  08/21/19
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Glittery address french chef
  08/21/19
MFCR alert
citrine main people university
  08/21/19
Prole tell!
floppy shivering resort
  08/21/19
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Beady-eyed Shrine Corn Cake
  03/06/20
the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you ge...
brass affirmative action jap
  08/21/19
Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on ...
cowardly effete location psychic
  08/21/19
Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% int...
floppy shivering resort
  08/21/19
emergency money
cowardly effete location psychic
  08/21/19
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Vibrant whorehouse ratface
  09/01/19
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excitant haunting home black woman
  03/06/20
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excitant haunting home black woman
  09/10/21
You’re poor
Galvanic area gaming laptop
  09/01/19
This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3...
Bright degenerate
  09/01/19
Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.
bateful deer antler brunch
  09/01/19
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Vibrant whorehouse ratface
  09/01/19
I just got one of these too FML
citrine main people university
  09/01/19
As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balan...
Bright degenerate
  03/06/20
How poor are you fuckers?
Beady-eyed Shrine Corn Cake
  03/06/20
As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account bal...
Bright degenerate
  12/20/20
There are some literal EBT niggers on this board
Navy National
  12/20/20
I make 170k with 15% bonus
Bright degenerate
  12/20/20
I remember these. Now I get the alert when I drop below 2...
internet-worthy yellow factory reset button fat ankles
  12/20/20
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM E...
Bright degenerate
  09/09/21
I have like $40k in mine ljl
Snowy Erotic Haunted Graveyard Twinkling Uncleanness
  09/10/21
great thread
violent mahogany toaster
  09/10/21
Account ending in (...3007) As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ...
Bright degenerate
  09/28/22
https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF
Bright degenerate
  04/10/23
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tan odious son of senegal
  04/10/23
i love men
violent mahogany toaster
  04/10/23
Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan...
Bright degenerate
  04/17/23
Your account ending in 0917 is below $0. On 09/12/2023 yo...
Bright degenerate
  09/14/23
How are you this poor
bateful deer antler brunch
  09/14/23
https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk This one was special
Bright degenerate
  09/14/24
Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out....
Sick Nibblets Theater Stage
  09/14/24
I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech
Bright degenerate
  09/14/24
The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progre...
Bright degenerate
  09/14/24
The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard®...
Zero Income No Kids
  07/18/25


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Date: July 2nd, 2019 7:35 AM
Author: Bright degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#38472147)



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Date: July 21st, 2019 2:16 PM
Author: Bright degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#38565666)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:45 AM
Author: Bright degenerate

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 08/21/2019 3:11:12 AM EDT, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#38719029)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:03 PM
Author: dashing underhanded rigor love of her life

OH GOD, OH-

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#41585134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:56 PM
Author: tan odious son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#46168171)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:46 AM
Author: cowardly effete location psychic

LJL @ poors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#38719032)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:55 AM
Author: Glittery address french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#38719049)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:56 AM
Author: citrine main people university

MFCR alert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#38719055)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 8:57 AM
Author: floppy shivering resort

Prole tell!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#38719057)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:44 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Shrine Corn Cake



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:16 AM
Author: brass affirmative action jap

the minimum balance at BoA is apparently $1500 now or you get a $15 monthly charge. was just a matter of transferring cash from a bank i like more but it seemed pretty unreasonably high in ameriKKKa.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#38719122)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:35 AM
Author: cowardly effete location psychic

Flame, they need to start imposing fiscal responsibility on proles and encourage saving

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#38719172)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: floppy shivering resort

Saving by keeping $1,500 in their checking account at 0% interest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#38719188)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 9:39 AM
Author: cowardly effete location psychic

emergency money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#38719190)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Vibrant whorehouse ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#38772520)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 12:06 PM
Author: excitant haunting home black woman



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Date: September 10th, 2021 7:40 AM
Author: excitant haunting home black woman



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:43 PM
Author: Galvanic area gaming laptop

You’re poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#38772506)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: Bright degenerate

This is an Alert to help manage your account ending in (...3007).

As of 09/01/2019 12:58:23 PM EDT, the available account balance was $37.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#38772502)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: bateful deer antler brunch

Benzo gets these every time he dips below $90K.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#38772513)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 4:16 PM
Author: Vibrant whorehouse ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#38772800)



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Date: September 1st, 2019 2:59 PM
Author: citrine main people university

I just got one of these too FML

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#38772547)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:43 AM
Author: Bright degenerate

As of 03/06/2020 9:19:48 AM EST, the available account balance was $0.50, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#39706250)



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Date: March 6th, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Shrine Corn Cake

How poor are you fuckers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#39706259)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:00 PM
Author: Bright degenerate

As of Dec 20, 2020 at 12:41 PM ET, the available account balance was $5.00, which is less than the minimum balance of $50.00 in your Alerts settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#41585116)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:10 PM
Author: Navy National

There are some literal EBT niggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#41585179)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: Bright degenerate

I make 170k with 15% bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#41585202)



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Date: December 20th, 2020 3:15 PM
Author: internet-worthy yellow factory reset button fat ankles

I remember these.

Now I get the alert when I drop below 200k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#41585204)



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Date: September 9th, 2021 11:29 PM
Author: Bright degenerate

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 9, 2021 at 11:28 PM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#43091044)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:24 AM
Author: Snowy Erotic Haunted Graveyard Twinkling Uncleanness

I have like $40k in mine ljl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#43091910)



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Date: September 10th, 2021 6:27 AM
Author: violent mahogany toaster

great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#43091913)



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Date: September 28th, 2022 3:09 PM
Author: Bright degenerate

Account ending in (...3007)

As of Sep 28, 2022 at 11:33 AM ET

Available balance $5.00

You are receiving this alert because your available balance is below the limit you set. Visit chase.com/alerts to view or manage your settings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#45245721)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:46 PM
Author: Bright degenerate

https://imgur.com/a/Hu6QxPF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#46168134)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:57 PM
Author: tan odious son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#46168176)



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Date: April 10th, 2023 2:50 PM
Author: violent mahogany toaster

i love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#46168149)



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Date: April 17th, 2023 3:45 PM
Author: Bright degenerate

Thank you for your recent application. Your request for loan was carefully considered, and we regret that we are unable to approve your application at this time, for the following reason(s):

Ratio of balance to limit on bank revolving or other rev accts too high

Lack of recent reported mortgage loan information

Lack of sufficient relevant account information

Excessive credit utilization

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#46197594)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:28 PM
Author: Bright degenerate

Your account ending in 0917 is below $0.

On 09/12/2023 your available balance was -$5.70. If you have overdraft protection on this account, the negative balance may be covered.

To view your available balance, log in to your account.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#46797731)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 4:30 PM
Author: bateful deer antler brunch

How are you this poor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#46797738)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:38 AM
Author: Bright degenerate

https://imgur.com/a/8VkNNOk

This one was special

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#48088138)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: Sick Nibblets Theater Stage

Meanwhile, over on the i-banking side they are stroking out. Saw in the paper than BoA is now limiting work weeks to 80 hours with guaranteed off time from 6 p.m. Friday until noon Saturday with one full weekend off every three months guaranteed. Wow. What a deal! When I was a young lawlyer we had required Sat. mornings in the office and I thought that sucked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#48088162)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 11:53 AM
Author: Bright degenerate

I could never work in finance. thank God I landed in tech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#48088168)



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Date: September 14th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: Bright degenerate

The beautiful thing in this thread is you can see the progression in fiscal responsibility where this only happens to me once a year now. We’ve come so far!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#48088192)



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Date: July 18th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: Zero Income No Kids

The balance of your Commuter Benefits Prepaid Mastercard® ending in 4105 is:

$0.06 for Transit purchases

$0.00 for Parking purchases

$0.00 for Micromobility purchases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4294484&forum_id=2...id.#49111460)