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Shivering contagious theatre generalized bond
  05/05/25
All of Freddy got fingered is gold
Ruby beta chad field
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Cr
Aggressive Really Tough Guy
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High-end Beady-eyed Faggot Firefighter Location
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Slippery puce party of the first part brunch
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Scarlet stain
  05/09/25
slutmobile obv
deep gold dysfunction hell
  05/05/25
These women are in love, mom... TG invented "love wi...
big pontificating hospital regret
  05/05/25
It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really ...
deep gold dysfunction hell
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big pontificating hospital regret
  05/05/25
slutmobile undercutters pizza sushi subway
Saffron address pozpig
  05/05/25
Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.
big pontificating hospital regret
  05/05/25
yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet b...
Saffron address pozpig
  05/05/25
180
big pontificating hospital regret
  05/05/25
undercutters pizza is probably the most clever
charismatic mahogany cruise ship stock car
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not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i hav...
judgmental station
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jet-lagged fragrant volcanic crater weed whacker
  05/05/25
There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer ga...
impressive main people
  05/05/25
Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA
doobsian zippy bawdyhouse kitty
  05/06/25
180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90...
impressive main people
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comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's...
Slippery puce party of the first part brunch
  05/06/25
when he put his bum on the Swedish
charcoal insecure garrison
  05/05/25
Marrying Drew Barrymore
Diverse Yapping Ticket Booth
  05/06/25
minor league baseball announcer was 180.
judgmental station
  05/06/25
scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks
Misanthropic red people who are hurt
  05/06/25
I like undercutters pizza.
High-end Beady-eyed Faggot Firefighter Location
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great thread ty.
doobsian zippy bawdyhouse kitty
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Shivering contagious theatre generalized bond
  05/06/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY (Steve&rsqu...
doobsian zippy bawdyhouse kitty
  05/09/25
1800000
Shivering contagious theatre generalized bond
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doobsian zippy bawdyhouse kitty
  05/10/25
“I fucked a nigger!” probably his best
Impertinent racy pistol
  05/06/25
He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores comple...
Yellow heady locale
  05/06/25
Store intercom is up there: https://youtube.com/watch?v=E...
opaque property
  05/06/25
The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a da...
Slippery puce party of the first part brunch
  05/06/25
oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shoutin...
Impertinent racy pistol
  05/07/25
scholarship is 180, boner police
Scarlet stain
  05/07/25
it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube
Impertinent racy pistol
  05/07/25
I still can't find it idk why they scrubbed this
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Shivering contagious theatre generalized bond
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Impertinent racy pistol
  06/07/25
My bum is on the Swedish
Jet Wonderful School
  05/09/25
i really enjoyed the slut mobile
azure vigorous karate roast beef
  05/09/25
Daddy would you like some sausage: https://www.youtube.co...
garnet twinkling uncleanness hall
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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:51 PM
Author: Shivering contagious theatre generalized bond



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Ruby beta chad field

All of Freddy got fingered is gold

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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: Aggressive Really Tough Guy

Cr

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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: High-end Beady-eyed Faggot Firefighter Location



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Slippery puce party of the first part brunch



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Date: May 9th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: Scarlet stain



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: deep gold dysfunction hell

slutmobile obv

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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: big pontificating hospital regret

These women are in love, mom...

TG invented "love wins" decades earlier

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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: deep gold dysfunction hell

It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really like lesbians.

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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: big pontificating hospital regret



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Saffron address pozpig

slutmobile

undercutters pizza

sushi

subway

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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: big pontificating hospital regret

Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2...id.#48907176)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Saffron address pozpig

yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet but he basically put a walkie talkie and a camera and a dildo onto one of those sushi conveyor belts in japan and just started saying "hi im a dildo im a dildo" into his walkie talkie as it went by people til they told him to leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2...id.#48907188)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: big pontificating hospital regret

180

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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: charismatic mahogany cruise ship stock car

undercutters pizza is probably the most clever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2...id.#48907215)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: judgmental station

not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i haven't found myself absentmindedly muttering “boop boo boo boop, boop boop: un-der-cut-ters.”

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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: jet-lagged fragrant volcanic crater weed whacker



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: impressive main people

There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer game and got screamed at by angry parents that was hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2...id.#48907179)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: doobsian zippy bawdyhouse kitty

Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA

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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:56 AM
Author: impressive main people

180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90s.

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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:57 PM
Author: Slippery puce party of the first part brunch

comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's hands and puts it in the goal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2...id.#48909756)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: charcoal insecure garrison

when he put his bum on the Swedish

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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:04 AM
Author: Diverse Yapping Ticket Booth

Marrying Drew Barrymore

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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: judgmental station

minor league baseball announcer was 180.

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Date: May 6th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: Misanthropic red people who are hurt

scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2...id.#48907363)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: High-end Beady-eyed Faggot Firefighter Location

I like undercutters pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2...id.#48907623)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: doobsian zippy bawdyhouse kitty

great thread ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2...id.#48907999)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Shivering contagious theatre generalized bond



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Date: May 9th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: doobsian zippy bawdyhouse kitty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY

(Steve’s expression as he witnesses this is how i imagine you in civpro as you’re thinking to yourself “I really like it here”)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2...id.#48917921)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:26 AM
Author: Shivering contagious theatre generalized bond

1800000

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Date: May 10th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: doobsian zippy bawdyhouse kitty



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: Impertinent racy pistol

“I fucked a nigger!”

probably his best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2...id.#48908002)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Yellow heady locale

He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores completely naked and say nonsense like 'hamburgers' over and over. The bit was actually on the actor who eventually said he thought this was wrong and he had to stop.

One night I met Tom Green at a bar. I was shit faced and asked him his favorite movie he was in. Apparently he told me and I corrected him. I don't remember any of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2...id.#48908295)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: opaque property

Store intercom is up there:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=EFNrz8goEhs&pp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2...id.#48909763)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:02 PM
Author: Slippery puce party of the first part brunch

The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a date with the chick and talking on his cell phone to his supposed broker trying to sound like a big shot. But it's a home cordless phone and not a cell phone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2nKhDSx-fw

the Le Baron scene is pretty good too.

https://youtu.be/pvIG5rQmfq4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2...id.#48909768)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: Impertinent racy pistol

oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shouting "scholarship tp is a short kike"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2...id.#48910016)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:44 AM
Author: Scarlet stain

scholarship is 180, boner police

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2...id.#48910100)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:48 AM
Author: Impertinent racy pistol

it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2...id.#48910105)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Impertinent racy pistol

I still can't find it

idk why they scrubbed this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2...id.#48970641)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: Shivering contagious theatre generalized bond



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Impertinent racy pistol



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Jet Wonderful School

My bum is on the Swedish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2...id.#48918054)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: azure vigorous karate roast beef

i really enjoyed the slut mobile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2...id.#48918067)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: garnet twinkling uncleanness hall

Daddy would you like some sausage:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BeIDIS431I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2...id.#48918763)