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Closest I ever came to hooking up with a really hot girl

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick ta...
Autistic sweet tailpipe
  07/26/25
How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?
racy bull headed reading party
  07/26/25
lol bro you never forget that.
Autistic sweet tailpipe
  07/26/25
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infuriating lemon community account kitty
  07/26/25
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Magenta Rehab Police Squad
  07/26/25
We’ve all been there
passionate amethyst den internal respiration
  07/26/25
The giver or the taker lol
Autistic sweet tailpipe
  07/26/25
At a bar
Metal Site
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infuriating lemon community account kitty
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Wild Chad
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Mildly Autistic Insecure Twinkling Uncleanness
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sticky aromatic pozpig orchestra pit
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disrespectful patrolman
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salmon pit
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Histrionic irate nibblets
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Autistic sweet tailpipe
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Motley Fishy Boistinker Range
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White Privilege Log
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Post nut horror
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dont run libs the crystal wardens see you
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cock of michael obama
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sealclubber
  07/27/25
Not hygienic
Swashbuckling Mad Cow Disease Azn
  07/26/25
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racy bull headed reading party
  07/26/25
Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with ...
claret stag film
  07/26/25
Hence “closest”
Autistic sweet tailpipe
  07/26/25
...
racy bull headed reading party
  07/26/25
If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever got...
claret stag film
  07/26/25
It is what it is.
Candy Ride
  07/26/25
I know what to say
average/ordinary/typical citizen/person
  07/26/25
Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up...
dumb enough to believe in beating the odds
  07/27/25
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t3h P0aStEr oF d00m!!!!!!!!
  07/27/25
that counts! that counts! (nyuug)
unhinged quadroon
  07/26/25
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Candy Ride
  07/26/25
Woah Cr
flesh school
  07/26/25
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White Privilege Log
  07/26/25
I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone...
brindle juggernaut church
  07/26/25
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Motley Fishy Boistinker Range
  07/26/25
We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts m...
Louis Poasteur
  07/26/25
Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with...
White Privilege Log
  07/26/25
Not jm, House of Worship tp
dumb enough to believe in beating the odds
  07/26/25
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Upper Middle Class Dad in quarter zip golf pullove
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CapTTTainFalcon
  07/27/25
I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship threa...
Upper Middle Class Dad in quarter zip golf pullove
  07/26/25
(who did it)
Kenneth Play
  07/26/25
...
Candy Ride
  07/26/25
gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare
AZNgirl telling 5'4 White Guy He's Tall Enough
  07/26/25
which dad tp
we have such sights to show you
  07/27/25
better luck next time!
hot and heavy gay sex with the wife
  07/27/25


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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Autistic sweet tailpipe

I was at this bar and I’m 38 this college age chick tan legs frilly Abercrombie miniskirt and blue eyes comes up to me. Flirting for 15 minutes I’m like wtf this is the hottest girl I’ve ever seen.

All of a sudden she says “my BF wants to use you as a prop. You down?”

I assume he’s a cuck so I’m like hell yeah. We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known. I’m about to lose it in my head in like the second I go in her I’m gonna cum that’s how hot she is.

Then I feel two strong hands on my waist and lifts my butt up. I feel a thick pressure in my anus and three pumps then a warm liquid dripping out of my anus, my ass crack and then down my leg. Then this 6’7 jacked guy (who did it) pushed me aside and goes to his girl no refractory period and starts fucking her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133071)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: racy bull headed reading party

How did you have the presence of mind to count the pumps?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133354)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Autistic sweet tailpipe

lol bro you never forget that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133360)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:22 PM
Author: infuriating lemon community account kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133074)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: Magenta Rehab Police Squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133075)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:23 PM
Author: passionate amethyst den internal respiration

We’ve all been there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133076)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Autistic sweet tailpipe

The giver or the taker lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133092)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:57 PM
Author: Metal Site

At a bar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133140)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 5:04 PM
Author: infuriating lemon community account kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133162)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:10 PM
Author: Wild Chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133333)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:18 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Insecure Twinkling Uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133359)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: sticky aromatic pozpig orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133372)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: disrespectful patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133398)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: salmon pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133408)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:51 PM
Author: Histrionic irate nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133413)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Autistic sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133420)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Motley Fishy Boistinker Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133508)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: White Privilege Log



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133751)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:49 PM
Author: Post nut horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133762)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: dont run libs the crystal wardens see you



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133919)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: cock of michael obama



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133937)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: sealclubber



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49134983)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Mad Cow Disease Azn

Not hygienic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133107)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 6:58 PM
Author: racy bull headed reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133318)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: claret stag film

Doesn't sound like you were at all close to hooking up with a really hot girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133335)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: Autistic sweet tailpipe

Hence “closest”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133341)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: racy bull headed reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133351)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: claret stag film

If getting buttfucked by a dude is the closest he's ever gotten to hooking up with a really hot girl, I don't know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133544)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Candy Ride

It is what it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133893)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: average/ordinary/typical citizen/person

I know what to say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133943)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 6:56 AM
Author: dumb enough to believe in beating the odds

Wow I’m in the presence of 6’7 XOers who hook up with hot girls everyday and don’t get fucked in the behind by their boyfriends!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49134176)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: t3h P0aStEr oF d00m!!!!!!!! (gunneratttt)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49134955)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: unhinged quadroon

that counts! that counts! (nyuug)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133340)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: Candy Ride



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133765)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: flesh school

Woah Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133345)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:46 PM
Author: White Privilege Log



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133752)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 7:16 PM
Author: brindle juggernaut church

I'm pretty sure something like this has happened to everyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133352)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Motley Fishy Boistinker Range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133510)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Louis Poasteur

We go to her room and she gets naked on the bed and starts masturbating looking at me dead in the eye. I should have known.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133761)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: White Privilege Log

Can someone please put this into a screamo AI generator with a John Mayer style tune?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133774)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: dumb enough to believe in beating the odds

Not jm, House of Worship tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133834)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Upper Middle Class Dad in quarter zip golf pullove



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133864)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: CapTTTainFalcon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49134958)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Upper Middle Class Dad in quarter zip golf pullove

I knew just from the title this was a House of Worship thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133865)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Kenneth Play

(who did it)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133945)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Candy Ride



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133997)



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Date: July 26th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: AZNgirl telling 5'4 White Guy He's Tall Enough

gorgeous story, modern day shakespeare

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49133978)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: we have such sights to show you

which dad tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49134037)



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Date: July 27th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: hot and heavy gay sex with the wife

better luck next time!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5754935&forum_id=2...id.#49134975)