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Trivia: Who was only POTUS to never win an election against a male opponent?

Hint: He's adored by retards.
drunken heaven
  12/23/25
He beat Biden in 2024 iirc.
crystalline marketing idea meetinghouse
  12/23/25
Also 2020
mauve principal's office alpha
  12/23/25
Ford never won a national election against anyone but someho...
Pearly adulterous dopamine
  12/23/25
Cr, lol at “only.” It could also be Andrew Johns...
Supple location
  12/23/25
you really love Trump huh? lmao
drunken heaven
  12/23/25
Explain the connection between my pointing out that you are ...
Supple location
  12/23/25
"I love Mr. Trump so much that I out people who are mea...
drunken heaven
  12/23/25
Oh no, I outed you as one of the millions of people named Ma...
Supple location
  12/23/25
Andrew Johnson and John Tyler won many elections against mal...
drunken heaven
  12/23/25
See below, you crack-whore-marrying child-molesting retard: ...
Supple location
  12/23/25
Bro it's probably best you didn't take the LSAT. Ford won o...
drunken heaven
  12/23/25
Yes, and Trump defeated several male opponents in the GOP pr...
Pearly adulterous dopamine
  12/23/25
“Hmm… what if I play ‘gotcha’ by in...
Supple location
  12/23/25
Oh, you don't know what the word "election" means....
drunken heaven
  12/23/25
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Primary_election hth, retar...
Supple location
  12/23/25
"Primary election" Can't tell if you're being w...
drunken heaven
  12/23/25
Go ahead and define “election” for us, chief. I&...
Supple location
  12/23/25
An election results in a person taking office. So we wouldn&...
drunken heaven
  12/23/25
The "office" in this case would be "2016 Repu...
Supple location
  12/23/25
jfc. that man has a simulacrum of a family.
peach haunted graveyard dilemma
  12/23/25
"You have absolutely no way of knowing what my level of...
drunken heaven
  12/23/25
How would you like me to prove my level of success to you wi...
Supple location
  12/23/25
Post a pic of the interior of your mansion with an "Ape...
drunken heaven
  12/24/25
lol at you earnestly raging about your prestige contest with...
peach haunted graveyard dilemma
  12/24/25
How would you know that the mansion or degree in the photo a...
Supple location
  12/24/25
Yeah, that's probably the reason you won't be able to post a...
drunken heaven
  12/25/25
? Your suggested method of "proof" is nonsensic...
Supple location
  12/26/25
just take the L and get a real job you stupid ass bitch
avocado native athletic conference
  12/23/25
This thread is starting to feel like EPAH parodying himself ...
Supple location
  12/23/25
so did Trump by that logic
avocado native athletic conference
  12/23/25
Right, Biden totally would’ve won in 2024 if he’...
Supple location
  12/23/25
It does not matter. It's just scammers looting from now on,...
Coral embarrassed to the bone faggot firefighter potus
  12/23/25
Biden, who never won an election against anyone
awkward doctorate
  12/23/25
You guys the answer is PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP. He's ...
drunken heaven
  12/23/25
He won against Biden in 2020
cerebral whorehouse voyeur
  12/23/25
That's debatable.
drunken heaven
  12/23/25
troublingly sexist thread, I assume OP is some kind of misog...
Bronze set
  12/23/25
no one will remember trump by august 2029
lascivious den
  12/23/25
Doubt that. They really love him ^^^
drunken heaven
  12/23/25
Election: a rigidly defined term that can only include a per...
Supple location
  12/23/25
biden, why?
concupiscible giraffe
  12/23/25
Ford Trump beat Biden in 2020 and 2024
avocado native athletic conference
  12/23/25
brutal thread. epah needs to borrow some of his daughter&rsq...
peach haunted graveyard dilemma
  12/23/25
...
exciting vermilion stage pisswyrm
  12/23/25
wouldn't the party that nominated women twice against a guy ...
Stubborn Laughsome Plaza
  12/23/25
politics makes you stupid
aromatic effete parlour
  12/23/25
not necessarily
drunken heaven
  12/23/25
oh ok
wild charismatic shrine pervert
  12/23/25
...
Angry mustard stage famous landscape painting
  12/23/25
...
Stubborn Laughsome Plaza
  12/23/25
he's run for three elections in his entire life. that's a pr...
free-loading mewling circlehead
  12/23/25
...
Bronze set
  12/24/25
...
Exhilarant hateful forum toilet seat
  12/24/25
Gerald Ford?
self-absorbed heady institution mediation
  12/24/25
Close, but he won over a dozen elections against male oppone...
drunken heaven
  12/24/25
And Trump beat many male opponents in the GOP primary electi...
Supple location
  12/24/25


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Date: December 23rd, 2025 1:53 AM
Author: drunken heaven

Hint: He's adored by retards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id.#49533011)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:00 AM
Author: crystalline marketing idea meetinghouse

He beat Biden in 2024 iirc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id.#49533017)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:51 AM
Author: mauve principal's office alpha

Also 2020

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id.#49533045)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: Pearly adulterous dopamine

Ford never won a national election against anyone but somehow ended up POTUS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id.#49533023)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:26 AM
Author: Supple location

Cr, lol at “only.” It could also be Andrew Johnson or John Tyler. Mark, you must be one of those adoring retards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id.#49533031)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:01 AM
Author: drunken heaven

you really love Trump huh? lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id.#49533052)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:08 AM
Author: Supple location

Explain the connection between my pointing out that you are an idiot and my “loving Trump”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id.#49533055)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:09 AM
Author: drunken heaven

"I love Mr. Trump so much that I out people who are mean to him on the internet. Because he's just... just so..."

*sobs uncontrollably*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id.#49533057)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:11 AM
Author: Supple location

Oh no, I outed you as one of the millions of people named Mark!

You’re not really helping your case here re being an adoring retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id.#49533058)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:14 AM
Author: drunken heaven

Andrew Johnson and John Tyler won many elections against male opponents, you retarded fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id.#49533061)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:21 AM
Author: Supple location

See below, you crack-whore-marrying child-molesting retard:

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2#49533068

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id.#49533072)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:13 AM
Author: drunken heaven

Bro it's probably best you didn't take the LSAT. Ford won over a dozen elections against MALE opponents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id.#49533060)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:19 AM
Author: Pearly adulterous dopamine

Yes, and Trump defeated several male opponents in the GOP primaries. Cruz, Rubio, Bush etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id.#49533067)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:19 AM
Author: Supple location

“Hmm… what if I play ‘gotcha’ by including elections that aren’t presidential general elections… oh whoops, that would mean Trump also won elections against male opponents! Looks like I, Mark, really am as retarded as one would have to be to get outed.”

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016_Republican_Party_presidential_primaries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id.#49533068)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:28 AM
Author: drunken heaven

Oh, you don't know what the word "election" means. Are you a foreigner, or just a retard?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id.#49533075)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:33 AM
Author: Supple location

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Primary_election

hth, retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id.#49533079)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:37 AM
Author: drunken heaven

"Primary election"

Can't tell if you're being willfully stupid, or if this is what your burst IQ looks like.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id.#49533084)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:40 AM
Author: Supple location

Go ahead and define “election” for us, chief. I’m sure they covered it in Poli Sci 101 at Utah State.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id.#49533088)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:12 AM
Author: drunken heaven

An election results in a person taking office. So we wouldn’t say “Howard Dean won the Iowa election in 2004,” would we?

Look, I don’t want to get personal, but I’m miles ahead of you by any measure of academic achievement, socioeconomic success, professional recognition, etc. I’m guessing you’d say it was the libs and/or blacks that kept your genius from being fully recognized, but if you’re being objective you’ll appreciate that that’s just the excuse you tell yourself to rationalize having failed @ life. If it helps you avoid suicide I guess it’s fine, but.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id.#49533106)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:22 AM
Author: Supple location

The "office" in this case would be "2016 Republican Party presidential nominee." Since the primaries involve voting for one's preferred candidate, the usage of the word "election" is entirely appropriate. You are just being a pedantic moron in a desperate attempt to save face on this hilarious abortion of a thread.

"I don’t want to get personal"

Well, I guess you wouldn't, given that the highlights of your personal life include marrying a retarded drug addict and turning your children into castrated freaks.

"I’m miles ahead of you by any measure of academic achievement, socioeconomic success, professional recognition, etc."

You have absolutely no way of knowing what my level of success is by any of those measures. This is because you don't know who I am, because unlike you, Mark, I am not a gigantic retard who managed to get outed on an Internet forum. For all you know, I could be the Chief Justice of the United States himself, or perhaps something even more impressive, such as the President.

Do remember to pass on your many helpful "avoiding suicide" tips to those tranny kids of yours. I hear that demographic is at elevated risk :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id.#49533110)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: peach haunted graveyard dilemma

jfc. that man has a simulacrum of a family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id.#49533491)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:08 PM
Author: drunken heaven

"You have absolutely no way of knowing what my level of success is by any of those measures."

Lol, that's exactly what someone who has failed @ life on all of those measures would say on the internet. Prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id.#49534214)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Supple location

How would you like me to prove my level of success to you without outing myself, Mark?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id.#49534223)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: drunken heaven

Post a pic of the interior of your mansion with an "Ape" sign. Or post a pic of your Princeton degree like Drake did, with an "ape" sticky over your name. Or your Columbia LS acceptance letter like NSAM did.

There's a million other ways, but you won't do any of them because you haven't achieved anything to be proud of, hth.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id.#49537388)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 9:45 PM
Author: peach haunted graveyard dilemma

lol at you earnestly raging about your prestige contest with an internet stranger on christmas eve after getting btfo in your own stupid thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id.#49538295)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: Supple location

How would you know that the mansion or degree in the photo actually belongs to me? Retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id.#49538387)



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Date: December 25th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: drunken heaven

Yeah, that's probably the reason you won't be able to post anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id.#49540003)



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Date: December 26th, 2025 2:46 AM
Author: Supple location

?

Your suggested method of "proof" is nonsensical. Suggest a better method or fuck off.

Also, why exactly should I feel obligated to prove anything to you? Since when is there a general norm on this site that everyone has to provide proven information about their life in some dick-measuring contest? I think the site's ethos is more that one's poasts stand on their own merits. Perhaps your weird obsession with "academic achievement" reflects the lack of any such merit in the inane garbage you poast on here.

You made the claim of being "miles ahead of you by any measure of achievement" - you have the burden of proof, so YOU post YOUR proof or shut the fuck up, Mark. You being an oversharing outed moron doesn't obligate everyone else to follow you down the same path.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id.#49540205)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: avocado native athletic conference

just take the L and get a real job you stupid ass bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id.#49534230)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Supple location

This thread is starting to feel like EPAH parodying himself at this point. Sort of a “Poe’s law” type of deal.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id.#49534246)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:49 AM
Author: avocado native athletic conference

so did Trump by that logic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id.#49533137)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:21 AM
Author: Supple location

Right, Biden totally would’ve won in 2024 if he’d been the nominee, he just, uh, didn’t feel like being US POTUS anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id.#49533026)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:29 AM
Author: Coral embarrassed to the bone faggot firefighter potus

It does not matter. It's just scammers looting from now on, and it did not start with him either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id.#49533032)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:38 AM
Author: awkward doctorate

Biden, who never won an election against anyone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id.#49533038)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:02 AM
Author: drunken heaven

You guys the answer is PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP.

He's an orange-hued dipshit who could never win an election against a MAN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id.#49533053)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:34 AM
Author: cerebral whorehouse voyeur

He won against Biden in 2020

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id.#49533081)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:37 AM
Author: drunken heaven

That's debatable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id.#49533085)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:13 AM
Author: Bronze set

troublingly sexist thread, I assume OP is some kind of misogynist toothless hillbilly from the backwoods of Utah or some such

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id.#49533059)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:18 AM
Author: lascivious den

no one will remember trump by august 2029

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id.#49533065)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 3:19 AM
Author: drunken heaven

Doubt that. They really love him ^^^

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id.#49533066)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:28 AM
Author: Supple location

Election: a rigidly defined term that can only include a person taking office as a result of a vote, not a person being nominated for an office as a result of a vote.

Girl: a loosely defined term that can mean either a biologically female human child, or a biologically male human child with a bizarre mental condition.

- excerpted from the EPAH Dictionary of English

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id.#49533112)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 4:35 AM
Author: concupiscible giraffe

biden, why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id.#49533114)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 5:48 AM
Author: avocado native athletic conference

Ford

Trump beat Biden in 2020 and 2024

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id.#49533136)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: peach haunted graveyard dilemma

brutal thread. epah needs to borrow some of his daughter’s beard-growing medicine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id.#49533480)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: exciting vermilion stage pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id.#49535523)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: Stubborn Laughsome Plaza

wouldn't the party that nominated women twice against a guy that would have been defeated by any competent man be the retarded ones?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id.#49533482)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:20 AM
Author: aromatic effete parlour

politics makes you stupid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id.#49533498)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: drunken heaven

not necessarily

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id.#49534199)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: wild charismatic shrine pervert

oh ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id.#49534224)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: Angry mustard stage famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id.#49534248)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: Stubborn Laughsome Plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id.#49534341)



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Date: December 23rd, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: free-loading mewling circlehead

he's run for three elections in his entire life. that's a pretty small sample.

twice the opponents chose a woman.

the other time his male opponent got a massive boost of "election fortification."

Trump is supposed to be ashamed of that? not the Dems?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id.#49533516)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:15 AM
Author: Bronze set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id.#49536059)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 12:16 AM
Author: Exhilarant hateful forum toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id.#49536061)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: self-absorbed heady institution mediation

Gerald Ford?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id.#49537458)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 3:55 PM
Author: drunken heaven

Close, but he won over a dozen elections against male opponents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id.#49537514)



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Date: December 24th, 2025 10:36 PM
Author: Supple location

And Trump beat many male opponents in the GOP primary elections. I notice you never responded to my point about you being a pedantic dipshit about the precise and proper use of the word "election," even as you endlessly bleat about how the word "girl" akshually encompasses your literally biologically male child.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5813363&forum_id=2...id.#49538398)