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Hypo: you find a dead body in the woods with 10k in cash

Do you take the cash and report the body to the authorities ...
saffron philosopher-king
  11/22/17
"But where will I get.."
fiercely-loyal marvelous ape
  11/22/17
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very tactful patrolman
  11/22/17
Depends on what level of deniability I had. It's the woods n...
Drunken Big Marketing Idea Institution
  11/22/17
Cop might make you a $uspect
saffron philosopher-king
  11/22/17
I'm good at dealing with cops. I'd probably avoid saying any...
Drunken Big Marketing Idea Institution
  11/22/17
I take the cash and report nothing.
swashbuckling keepsake machete whorehouse
  11/22/17
lmao, I have enough money that I don't need to risk fucking ...
pink odious abode crotch
  11/22/17
cr. the amount isn't enough to justify the potential risk.
thirsty appetizing church building nowag
  11/22/17
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sooty school cafeteria circlehead
  11/22/17
Would call police and not touch a goddamn thing
Spectacular becky
  11/22/17
This right here is why you don't do licks with chicks
Blathering Haunting Travel Guidebook Feces
  11/22/17
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Electric erotic dopamine native
  11/22/17
I'd pocket the cash and fondle the corpse's genitals.
Spruce naked stage
  11/22/17
(rudolph)
Drunken Big Marketing Idea Institution
  11/22/17
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Emerald base striped hyena
  11/22/17
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thirsty appetizing church building nowag
  11/22/17
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Spectacular becky
  11/22/17
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startled bossy background story public bath
  11/22/17
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Translucent Excitant Prole Principal's Office
  11/22/17
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i gave my cousin head
  08/28/25
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Spectacular becky
  11/22/17
why the fuck would you report anything if you take the cash?...
heady candlestick maker
  11/22/17
Then what if cops find your DNA on the body ur fucked
saffron philosopher-king
  11/22/17
(guy jerking off on dead boeis
heady candlestick maker
  11/22/17
(23andme customer)
thirsty appetizing church building nowag
  11/22/17
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charismatic incel brethren
  11/22/17
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topaz mood deer antler
  11/22/17
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Translucent Excitant Prole Principal's Office
  11/22/17
I'd jack off all over the corpse and use its hands as backsc...
fragrant magenta resort faggot firefighter
  11/22/17
I'd get the fuck out of there as fast as I could and not tou...
ruddy scourge upon the earth den
  11/22/17
(money haver)
Flesh Floppy Hell
  11/22/17
where in the body is the cash hidden? Do I have gloves?
mind-boggling pit
  11/22/17
cr why woudl you be digging around a dead body to discover i...
heady candlestick maker
  11/22/17
Front shirt pocket sticking out
saffron philosopher-king
  11/22/17
do I have clothes on
Startling church
  11/22/17
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bearded jet affirmative action heaven
  11/22/17
Id take that shit dip and not tell a soul.
charismatic incel brethren
  11/22/17
the most likely outcome of this is covered in the movie a si...
Gay Thriller Corner
  11/22/17
1. Put on black skin-mask and gloves. 2. Take cash 3. ...
Translucent Excitant Prole Principal's Office
  11/22/17
lol at 10K being worth becoming a murder suspect, i turn aro...
Flesh Floppy Hell
  11/22/17
(Low T cuck)
Translucent Excitant Prole Principal's Office
  11/22/17
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saffron philosopher-king
  11/22/17
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Arguing with ChatGPT about black criminality all d
  08/28/25


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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:29 PM
Author: saffron philosopher-king

Do you take the cash and report the body to the authorities or do you leave the cash there for the police to pocket?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2...id.#34748409)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal marvelous ape

"But where will I get.."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2...id.#34748417)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:39 PM
Author: very tactful patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2...id.#34749049)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:31 PM
Author: Drunken Big Marketing Idea Institution

Depends on what level of deniability I had. It's the woods near my house and nobody knows I was going out? Pocket cash and say nothing to anyone. Out for a drive and stopped to stroll around? Just call it in and offer the first cop who gets there to split it 50/50.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2...id.#34748419)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: saffron philosopher-king

Cop might make you a $uspect

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2...id.#34748432)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: Drunken Big Marketing Idea Institution

I'm good at dealing with cops. I'd probably avoid saying anything, just meaningfully eye the money whilst telling him what I was doing there, or just shooting the shit before getting down to business.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2...id.#34748460)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: swashbuckling keepsake machete whorehouse

I take the cash and report nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2...id.#34748435)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: pink odious abode crotch

lmao, I have enough money that I don't need to risk fucking up my entire life by stealing 10k from a dead man and/or some pigs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2...id.#34748444)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:42 PM
Author: thirsty appetizing church building nowag

cr. the amount isn't enough to justify the potential risk.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2...id.#34748503)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:45 PM
Author: sooty school cafeteria circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2...id.#34748523)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: Spectacular becky

Would call police and not touch a goddamn thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2...id.#34748452)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:36 PM
Author: Blathering Haunting Travel Guidebook Feces

This right here is why you don't do licks with chicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2...id.#34748464)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:48 PM
Author: Electric erotic dopamine native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2...id.#34749125)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Spruce naked stage

I'd pocket the cash and fondle the corpse's genitals.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2...id.#34748473)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: Drunken Big Marketing Idea Institution

(rudolph)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2...id.#34748478)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:41 PM
Author: Emerald base striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2...id.#34748502)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:42 PM
Author: thirsty appetizing church building nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2...id.#34748507)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:46 PM
Author: Spectacular becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2...id.#34748530)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:54 PM
Author: startled bossy background story public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2...id.#34748584)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:52 PM
Author: Translucent Excitant Prole Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2...id.#34749172)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:28 PM
Author: i gave my cousin head



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2...id.#49220315)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:40 PM
Author: Spectacular becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2...id.#34748489)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:40 PM
Author: heady candlestick maker

why the fuck would you report anything if you take the cash? take the cash and run

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2...id.#34748496)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:15 PM
Author: saffron philosopher-king

Then what if cops find your DNA on the body ur fucked

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2...id.#34748783)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:28 PM
Author: heady candlestick maker

(guy jerking off on dead boeis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2...id.#34748935)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:34 PM
Author: thirsty appetizing church building nowag

(23andme customer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2...id.#34749008)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:43 PM
Author: charismatic incel brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2...id.#34749084)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:46 PM
Author: topaz mood deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2...id.#34749102)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:52 PM
Author: Translucent Excitant Prole Principal's Office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2...id.#34749179)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 12:46 PM
Author: fragrant magenta resort faggot firefighter

I'd jack off all over the corpse and use its hands as backscratchers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2...id.#34748534)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:02 PM
Author: ruddy scourge upon the earth den

I'd get the fuck out of there as fast as I could and not touch or report anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2...id.#34748653)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:54 PM
Author: Flesh Floppy Hell

(money haver)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2...id.#34749196)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:30 PM
Author: mind-boggling pit

where in the body is the cash hidden? Do I have gloves?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2...id.#34748959)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:31 PM
Author: heady candlestick maker

cr why woudl you be digging around a dead body to discover it has cash? it must be in plain sight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2...id.#34748965)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:32 PM
Author: saffron philosopher-king

Front shirt pocket sticking out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2...id.#34748981)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: Startling church

do I have clothes on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2...id.#34749046)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:44 PM
Author: bearded jet affirmative action heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2...id.#34749091)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:43 PM
Author: charismatic incel brethren

Id take that shit dip and not tell a soul.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2...id.#34749087)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:47 PM
Author: Gay Thriller Corner

the most likely outcome of this is covered in the movie a simple plan with Billy Bob Thornton

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2...id.#34749109)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:51 PM
Author: Translucent Excitant Prole Principal's Office

1. Put on black skin-mask and gloves.

2. Take cash

3. Leave body

4. Buy 100 shares of Smuckers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2...id.#34749165)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:53 PM
Author: Flesh Floppy Hell

lol at 10K being worth becoming a murder suspect, i turn around and go home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2...id.#34749189)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 1:55 PM
Author: Translucent Excitant Prole Principal's Office

(Low T cuck)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2...id.#34749202)



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Date: November 22nd, 2017 2:50 PM
Author: saffron philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2...id.#34749697)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Arguing with ChatGPT about black criminality all d



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3805805&forum_id=2...id.#49220312)