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Happy 40th birthday JJC

Hope you finally have the wife and life you’ve always ...
Lake Magical Factory Reset Button Clown
  11/22/20
Lol
Odious boiling water
  11/22/20
Ray Dalio called him personally to offer an analyst position...
diverse twinkling uncleanness generalized bond
  11/22/20
Twist: JJC paid for him to do it via Cameo
khaki comical nibblets public bath
  11/22/20
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diverse twinkling uncleanness generalized bond
  11/22/20
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lime boistinker
  11/22/20
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vibrant pale rigpig
  01/05/21
lol
Bull headed translucent indian lodge
  11/22/20
sup Jared you're next https://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i...
Cerebral Smoky Hominid Crackhouse
  11/23/20
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Lake Magical Factory Reset Button Clown
  11/22/20
Thanks guys. I'm touched 🥲 ✌️
heady space round eye
  11/22/20
Happy birthday!
twinkling concupiscible parlour dopamine
  11/22/20
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Lake Magical Factory Reset Button Clown
  11/22/20
Great birthday jjc
Insecure Stimulating Ratface Ticket Booth
  11/22/20
HBS themed bday party no one attends?
Floppy den stock car
  11/22/20
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Lake Magical Factory Reset Button Clown
  11/22/20
he's gonna be self-described "late 30s" for the ne...
Cerebral Smoky Hominid Crackhouse
  11/22/20
I thought he wouldn't post today http://www.xoxohth.com/thr...
Cerebral Smoky Hominid Crackhouse
  11/22/20
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Indecent business firm volcanic crater
  11/23/20
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abusive piazza stain
  01/02/21
JJC: I know why I'm 40 and a failure at life. It's teh BLACK...
Cerebral Smoky Hominid Crackhouse
  01/02/21
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abusive piazza stain
  01/03/21
guys this is just mean
Exciting mildly autistic address
  01/02/21
Lol
internet-worthy garrison filthpig
  01/03/21
"damn I'm 40 maybe I should consider marriage now"...
Cerebral Smoky Hominid Crackhouse
  01/05/21
lol at jjc "considering" marriage. He will still b...
cerise provocative idea he suggested
  01/05/21
u gonna marry your brit bitch?
Cerebral Smoky Hominid Crackhouse
  01/05/21
huh
cerise provocative idea he suggested
  01/05/21
lol
Odious boiling water
  01/05/21
I pray for the poor little asian bitch who gets conned into ...
Cerebral Smoky Hominid Crackhouse
  01/05/21
...
Cerebral Smoky Hominid Crackhouse
  07/10/21
JJC is 45
Henna native striped hyena
  03/03/26
someone posted this on wallstreet oasis 3 years ago: &q...
Henna native striped hyena
  03/03/26
"somehow goes on FT-MBA retreats as an EMBA student acc...
Soul-stirring honey-headed headpube set
  03/03/26
...
Dashing range
  03/03/26
He had an incredible poasting oeuvre of fantasy MOGGING CLS ...
Dashing range
  03/03/26
21894105721951237827491
Soul-stirring honey-headed headpube set
  03/03/26
Lmao
Odious boiling water
  03/03/26
...
Odious boiling water
  03/03/26
what is the orange one
Odious boiling water
  03/03/26
Amazon
Henna native striped hyena
  03/03/26
Ah, in my mind the swoosh was more yellow than orange but yo...
Odious boiling water
  03/03/26
Is he really the LA Westside guy on Twitter? JJC plz confirm...
Fishy Affirmative Action Orchestra Pit
  03/03/26
There is zero doubt he is
Henna native striped hyena
  03/03/26
Has to be https://x.com/westsidelaguy/status/202858675028175...
Fishy Affirmative Action Orchestra Pit
  03/03/26
Do we know what, if anything, actually unfolded?
slate charismatic office doctorate
  03/03/26


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Date: November 22nd, 2020 11:31 AM
Author: Lake Magical Factory Reset Button Clown

Hope you finally have the wife and life you’ve always wanted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4695843&forum_id=2...id.#41414872)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 11:31 AM
Author: Odious boiling water

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4695843&forum_id=2...id.#41414873)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 11:36 AM
Author: diverse twinkling uncleanness generalized bond

Ray Dalio called him personally to offer an analyst position at Bridgewater on his birthday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4695843&forum_id=2...id.#41414898)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 12:13 PM
Author: khaki comical nibblets public bath

Twist: JJC paid for him to do it via Cameo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4695843&forum_id=2...id.#41415103)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 12:50 PM
Author: diverse twinkling uncleanness generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4695843&forum_id=2...id.#41415296)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 8:54 PM
Author: lime boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4695843&forum_id=2...id.#41417778)



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Date: January 5th, 2021 5:56 PM
Author: vibrant pale rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4695843&forum_id=2...id.#41681887)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 11:45 AM
Author: Bull headed translucent indian lodge

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4695843&forum_id=2...id.#41414951)



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Date: November 23rd, 2020 12:01 AM
Author: Cerebral Smoky Hominid Crackhouse

sup Jared you're next

https://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=years+since+march+5+1982

old fuck lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4695843&forum_id=2...id.#41418917)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 11:58 AM
Author: Lake Magical Factory Reset Button Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4695843&forum_id=2...id.#41415010)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 12:15 PM
Author: heady space round eye

Thanks guys. I'm touched 🥲 ✌️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4695843&forum_id=2...id.#41415115)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 12:16 PM
Author: twinkling concupiscible parlour dopamine

Happy birthday!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4695843&forum_id=2...id.#41415126)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 1:56 PM
Author: Lake Magical Factory Reset Button Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4695843&forum_id=2...id.#41415591)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 2:05 PM
Author: Insecure Stimulating Ratface Ticket Booth

Great birthday jjc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4695843&forum_id=2...id.#41415631)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 4:18 PM
Author: Floppy den stock car

HBS themed bday party no one attends?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4695843&forum_id=2...id.#41416193)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 7:13 PM
Author: Lake Magical Factory Reset Button Clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4695843&forum_id=2...id.#41417075)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 8:53 PM
Author: Cerebral Smoky Hominid Crackhouse

he's gonna be self-described "late 30s" for the next 6 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4695843&forum_id=2...id.#41417771)



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Date: November 22nd, 2020 11:56 PM
Author: Cerebral Smoky Hominid Crackhouse

I thought he wouldn't post today

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4696360&mc=6&forum_id=2#41418677

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4695843&forum_id=2...id.#41418899)



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Date: November 23rd, 2020 2:13 PM
Author: Indecent business firm volcanic crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4695843&forum_id=2...id.#41421773)



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Date: January 2nd, 2021 7:02 PM
Author: abusive piazza stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4695843&forum_id=2...id.#41663691)



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Date: January 2nd, 2021 10:40 PM
Author: Cerebral Smoky Hominid Crackhouse

JJC: I know why I'm 40 and a failure at life. It's teh BLACKS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4695843&forum_id=2...id.#41664958)



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Date: January 3rd, 2021 12:21 PM
Author: abusive piazza stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4695843&forum_id=2...id.#41667091)



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Date: January 2nd, 2021 10:41 PM
Author: Exciting mildly autistic address

guys this is just mean

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4695843&forum_id=2...id.#41664962)



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Date: January 3rd, 2021 12:26 PM
Author: internet-worthy garrison filthpig

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4695843&forum_id=2...id.#41667115)



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Date: January 5th, 2021 5:41 PM
Author: Cerebral Smoky Hominid Crackhouse

"damn I'm 40 maybe I should consider marriage now" - the JJC mind

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=4728225&mc=55&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4695843&forum_id=2...id.#41681730)



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Date: January 5th, 2021 5:50 PM
Author: cerise provocative idea he suggested

lol at jjc "considering" marriage. He will still be an incel NOWAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4695843&forum_id=2...id.#41681829)



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Date: January 5th, 2021 5:53 PM
Author: Cerebral Smoky Hominid Crackhouse

u gonna marry your brit bitch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4695843&forum_id=2...id.#41681847)



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Date: January 5th, 2021 5:56 PM
Author: cerise provocative idea he suggested

huh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4695843&forum_id=2...id.#41681888)



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Date: January 5th, 2021 5:51 PM
Author: Odious boiling water

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4695843&forum_id=2...id.#41681833)



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Date: January 5th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Cerebral Smoky Hominid Crackhouse

I pray for the poor little asian bitch who gets conned into marrying him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4695843&forum_id=2...id.#41681875)



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Date: July 10th, 2021 7:11 PM
Author: Cerebral Smoky Hominid Crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4695843&forum_id=2...id.#42761175)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 2:08 PM
Author: Henna native striped hyena

JJC is 45

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4695843&forum_id=2...id.#49711934)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 2:12 PM
Author: Henna native striped hyena

someone posted this on wallstreet oasis 3 years ago:

"Those are both nice paths. How do you rate this one? johnnycan

UPenn history BA -> nonsensical self-created liberal arts masters at UChicago for 3 years (hiding out from unemployment I guess after a tough showing at UPenn..) -> execution trading at zero-prestige Chicago sweatshop for 6 years -> 2 years of full time "extracurricular" activities trying to look well-rounded for MBA programs (fluffed up 6-month "consulting" gigs and volunteering) (around this time you ask Autoadmit or WSO if you should pretend to be gay on your MBA apps and write a story about coming out to your religious family) -> dinged everywhere, forced to attend Columbia's EMBA without employer sponsorship -> Moves on campus and joins like 7 full-timer clubs, goes as far as explicitly claiming to be a full-timer on Linkedin, and somehow goes on FT-MBA retreats as an EMBA student according to a classmate -> Big Tech (the orange one) FP&A -> swiftly PIP'd -> Finance for some chain of walk-in clinics (???) -> Unemployed for 2 years but spins it as "head of finance" for a (made up) "stealth startup" that you can't name now even though it's been like 4 years since you started there (must be top secret) -> Finance for a boring computer hardware retailer where your boss's boss is a Cal State Sacramento accounting undergrad alum who's like 8 years your junior. And you've been a legendary troll known as Brady4MVP, MBAVSMFIN, JJC, or JJC1122 on 3 or more online forums the whole time. And I think you're 43 in November - JJC-11-22.

Prestigious?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4695843&forum_id=2...id.#49711953)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 2:14 PM
Author: Soul-stirring honey-headed headpube set

"somehow goes on FT-MBA retreats as an EMBA student according to a classmate"

one cannot deny how alpha jjc is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4695843&forum_id=2...id.#49711963)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 3:11 PM
Author: Dashing range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4695843&forum_id=2...id.#49712150)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: Dashing range

He had an incredible poasting oeuvre of fantasy MOGGING CLS students while doing his EMBA:

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2732200&mc=62&forum_id=2

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2812653&mc=26&forum_id=2

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2823117&mc=65&forum_id=2

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2667819&mc=27&forum_id=2

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2750224&mc=8&forum_id=2

https://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2780398&mc=28&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4695843&forum_id=2...id.#49712181)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 4:09 PM
Author: Soul-stirring honey-headed headpube set

21894105721951237827491

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4695843&forum_id=2...id.#49712359)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 4:55 PM
Author: Odious boiling water

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4695843&forum_id=2...id.#49712537)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 2:20 PM
Author: Odious boiling water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4695843&forum_id=2...id.#49711995)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 3:11 PM
Author: Odious boiling water

what is the orange one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4695843&forum_id=2...id.#49712148)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: Henna native striped hyena

Amazon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4695843&forum_id=2...id.#49712169)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 3:16 PM
Author: Odious boiling water

Ah, in my mind the swoosh was more yellow than orange but you're right

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4695843&forum_id=2...id.#49712174)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 2:14 PM
Author: Fishy Affirmative Action Orchestra Pit

Is he really the LA Westside guy on Twitter? JJC plz confirm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4695843&forum_id=2...id.#49711964)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 2:18 PM
Author: Henna native striped hyena

There is zero doubt he is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4695843&forum_id=2...id.#49711982)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 2:19 PM
Author: Fishy Affirmative Action Orchestra Pit

Has to be https://x.com/westsidelaguy/status/2028586750281756870?s=46&t=KKPqBdrBqqmqikPBg7RuOg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4695843&forum_id=2...id.#49711988)



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Date: March 3rd, 2026 3:16 PM
Author: slate charismatic office doctorate

Do we know what, if anything, actually unfolded?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4695843&forum_id=2...id.#49712172)