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Filthy flushed state
  05/05/25
All of Freddy got fingered is gold
Turquoise effete pozpig
  05/05/25
Cr
Frozen church building jap
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Trip Preventive Strike
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Charismatic keepsake machete gas station
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chocolate mood
  05/09/25
slutmobile obv
Exciting hateful marketing idea
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These women are in love, mom... TG invented "love wi...
aromatic roommate school
  05/05/25
It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really ...
Exciting hateful marketing idea
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aromatic roommate school
  05/05/25
slutmobile undercutters pizza sushi subway
umber soul-stirring garrison mother
  05/05/25
Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.
aromatic roommate school
  05/05/25
yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet b...
umber soul-stirring garrison mother
  05/05/25
180
aromatic roommate school
  05/05/25
undercutters pizza is probably the most clever
offensive diverse famous landscape painting
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not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i hav...
glittery insanely creepy hospital
  05/06/25
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sooty whorehouse sex offender
  05/05/25
There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer ga...
at-the-ready pearly spot giraffe
  05/05/25
Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA
Aphrodisiac lime principal's office people who are hurt
  05/06/25
180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90...
at-the-ready pearly spot giraffe
  05/06/25
comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's...
Charismatic keepsake machete gas station
  05/06/25
when he put his bum on the Swedish
odious property cuckold
  05/05/25
Marrying Drew Barrymore
topaz fragrant really tough guy national security agency
  05/06/25
minor league baseball announcer was 180.
glittery insanely creepy hospital
  05/06/25
scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks
dark violent fanboi
  05/06/25
I like undercutters pizza.
Trip Preventive Strike
  05/06/25
great thread ty.
Aphrodisiac lime principal's office people who are hurt
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Filthy flushed state
  05/06/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY (Steve&rsqu...
Aphrodisiac lime principal's office people who are hurt
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Filthy flushed state
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Aphrodisiac lime principal's office people who are hurt
  05/10/25
“I fucked a nigger!” probably his best
Cracking alcoholic pit becky
  05/06/25
He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores comple...
buck-toothed narrow-minded space
  05/06/25
Store intercom is up there: https://youtube.com/watch?v=E...
spectacular fuchsia library
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The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a da...
Charismatic keepsake machete gas station
  05/06/25
oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shoutin...
Cracking alcoholic pit becky
  05/07/25
scholarship is 180, boner police
chocolate mood
  05/07/25
it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube
Cracking alcoholic pit becky
  05/07/25
I still can't find it idk why they scrubbed this
Cracking alcoholic pit becky
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Filthy flushed state
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Cracking alcoholic pit becky
  06/07/25
My bum is on the Swedish
Spruce razzle place of business
  05/09/25
i really enjoyed the slut mobile
Yellow dashing macaca legend
  05/09/25
Daddy would you like some sausage: https://www.youtube.co...
Exhilarant out-of-control rigpig
  05/10/25


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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:51 PM
Author: Filthy flushed state



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Turquoise effete pozpig

All of Freddy got fingered is gold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2...id.#48907144)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: Frozen church building jap

Cr

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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: Trip Preventive Strike



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Charismatic keepsake machete gas station



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Date: May 9th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: chocolate mood



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Exciting hateful marketing idea

slutmobile obv

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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: aromatic roommate school

These women are in love, mom...

TG invented "love wins" decades earlier

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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: Exciting hateful marketing idea

It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really like lesbians.

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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: aromatic roommate school



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: umber soul-stirring garrison mother

slutmobile

undercutters pizza

sushi

subway

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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: aromatic roommate school

Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2...id.#48907176)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: umber soul-stirring garrison mother

yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet but he basically put a walkie talkie and a camera and a dildo onto one of those sushi conveyor belts in japan and just started saying "hi im a dildo im a dildo" into his walkie talkie as it went by people til they told him to leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2...id.#48907188)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: aromatic roommate school

180

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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: offensive diverse famous landscape painting

undercutters pizza is probably the most clever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2...id.#48907215)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: glittery insanely creepy hospital

not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i haven't found myself absentmindedly muttering “boop boo boo boop, boop boop: un-der-cut-ters.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2...id.#48907313)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: sooty whorehouse sex offender



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: at-the-ready pearly spot giraffe

There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer game and got screamed at by angry parents that was hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2...id.#48907179)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac lime principal's office people who are hurt

Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2...id.#48907259)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:56 AM
Author: at-the-ready pearly spot giraffe

180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2...id.#48907610)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:57 PM
Author: Charismatic keepsake machete gas station

comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's hands and puts it in the goal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2...id.#48909756)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: odious property cuckold

when he put his bum on the Swedish

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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:04 AM
Author: topaz fragrant really tough guy national security agency

Marrying Drew Barrymore

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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: glittery insanely creepy hospital

minor league baseball announcer was 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2...id.#48907315)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: dark violent fanboi

scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2...id.#48907363)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: Trip Preventive Strike

I like undercutters pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2...id.#48907623)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac lime principal's office people who are hurt

great thread ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2...id.#48907999)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Filthy flushed state



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Date: May 9th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac lime principal's office people who are hurt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY

(Steve’s expression as he witnesses this is how i imagine you in civpro as you’re thinking to yourself “I really like it here”)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2...id.#48917921)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:26 AM
Author: Filthy flushed state

1800000

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Date: May 10th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac lime principal's office people who are hurt



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: Cracking alcoholic pit becky

“I fucked a nigger!”

probably his best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2...id.#48908002)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: buck-toothed narrow-minded space

He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores completely naked and say nonsense like 'hamburgers' over and over. The bit was actually on the actor who eventually said he thought this was wrong and he had to stop.

One night I met Tom Green at a bar. I was shit faced and asked him his favorite movie he was in. Apparently he told me and I corrected him. I don't remember any of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2...id.#48908295)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: spectacular fuchsia library

Store intercom is up there:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=EFNrz8goEhs&pp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2...id.#48909763)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:02 PM
Author: Charismatic keepsake machete gas station

The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a date with the chick and talking on his cell phone to his supposed broker trying to sound like a big shot. But it's a home cordless phone and not a cell phone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2nKhDSx-fw

the Le Baron scene is pretty good too.

https://youtu.be/pvIG5rQmfq4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2...id.#48909768)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: Cracking alcoholic pit becky

oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shouting "scholarship tp is a short kike"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2...id.#48910016)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:44 AM
Author: chocolate mood

scholarship is 180, boner police

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2...id.#48910100)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:48 AM
Author: Cracking alcoholic pit becky

it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2...id.#48910105)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Cracking alcoholic pit becky

I still can't find it

idk why they scrubbed this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2...id.#48970641)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: Filthy flushed state



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Cracking alcoholic pit becky



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: Spruce razzle place of business

My bum is on the Swedish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2...id.#48918054)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Yellow dashing macaca legend

i really enjoyed the slut mobile

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2...id.#48918067)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: Exhilarant out-of-control rigpig

Daddy would you like some sausage:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BeIDIS431I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2...id.#48918763)