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Most annoying thing about RIFs

Is that I know the list well before hand and sometimes use t...
copper mind-boggling mental disorder
  06/30/25
The other thing is that many people assume that if only they...
Ruddy kitty
  06/30/25
100%
copper mind-boggling mental disorder
  06/30/25
By the way, being involved in this process is incredibly dep...
Ruddy kitty
  06/30/25
For me it was when they were going to announce the success o...
Slate church building hissy fit
  06/30/25
same here. his is my... 15th one?
copper mind-boggling mental disorder
  06/30/25
cr
Underhanded private investor mexican
  06/30/25
many whites saying this
Rose brunch masturbator
  06/30/25
In a lot of cases, it frees them up to find a better job and...
topaz vibrant sneaky criminal
  06/30/25
(George Clooney)
Effete theatre wagecucks
  06/30/25
...
topaz vibrant sneaky criminal
  06/30/25
Keep obsessing over me you virgin NOWAG gook.
Twisted therapy
  06/30/25
?
copper mind-boggling mental disorder
  06/30/25
LMAO
Underhanded private investor mexican
  06/30/25
🧐
primrose filthy stag film
  06/30/25
80% of employees are worthless at best. also, lol at this ...
anal peach laser beams
  06/30/25
TT6 thinks being a middle manager at some jewish subprime le...
cheese-eating dopamine
  06/30/25
link?
copper mind-boggling mental disorder
  06/30/25
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&mc=23&...
anal peach laser beams
  06/30/25
nonresponsive
copper mind-boggling mental disorder
  06/30/25
It's incredibly sick. And if you sit in on these meetings wi...
Underhanded private investor mexican
  06/30/25
The the justification to employees is that we need to rights...
copper mind-boggling mental disorder
  06/30/25
Go back to your home country then
Hairraiser Hall
  06/30/25
OP is a white guy Although I think he's an honorary Thai...
Territorial glittery space
  06/30/25
thankfully i dont live in thailand anymore
copper mind-boggling mental disorder
  06/30/25
youre never going back? What happened to the dreams of assem...
Territorial glittery space
  06/30/25
I got 3 kids now. All with the wife. I would go back to ...
copper mind-boggling mental disorder
  06/30/25
have you given up your pussy mongering days?
Territorial glittery space
  06/30/25
yes
copper mind-boggling mental disorder
  06/30/25
good for you. what led to the change? youre not even int...
Territorial glittery space
  07/01/25
i was into swinging before going to asia. havent really had ...
copper mind-boggling mental disorder
  07/01/25
Are you an HR Man
Hairraiser Hall
  06/30/25
no finance. which does a lot of the cash planning. HR just g...
copper mind-boggling mental disorder
  06/30/25
Finance? Aren't you just a spreadsheet monkeyscribe?
Effete theatre wagecucks
  06/30/25
yes but how do you think they get to the # to cut?
copper mind-boggling mental disorder
  06/30/25
=SUM((A2:A46)-(B2:B38))
Effete theatre wagecucks
  06/30/25
B46*
copper mind-boggling mental disorder
  06/30/25
Gotta leave something on the home for management to pick at
Effete theatre wagecucks
  06/30/25
actually you dont subtract. you just do sumifs and you chang...
copper mind-boggling mental disorder
  06/30/25
(guy who def went to law school)
crystalline mad-dog skullcap spot
  06/30/25
That equation just about maxes out my Excel formula skillz. ...
Effete theatre wagecucks
  06/30/25
the most annoying part is fuckfaces like you who humblebrag ...
crystalline mad-dog skullcap spot
  06/30/25
how low in your job are you that you think working on RIFs i...
copper mind-boggling mental disorder
  06/30/25
you're the one who made this thread to humblebrag... I have...
crystalline mad-dog skullcap spot
  06/30/25
jfc. i never thought this would be considered a humble. its ...
copper mind-boggling mental disorder
  06/30/25
paralegal muhammad is humblebragging and should go back to h...
Hairraiser Hall
  06/30/25
tcr
Ruddy kitty
  06/30/25
Companies are shit, employees are shit, jobs are shit, it's ...
topaz vibrant sneaky criminal
  06/30/25
Setstein, do you know who talks like that?
Ruddy kitty
  06/30/25
Had a VP in a recent call state that a group of people would...
exhilarant mediation trailer park
  06/30/25
Nahgunawerkhearaneemor
Effete theatre wagecucks
  06/30/25
this sounds like a gag from the office. lmao @ irl
primrose filthy stag film
  06/30/25
😏
Hairraiser Hall
  06/30/25
I saw where this was going as soon as I started reading this...
Ruddy kitty
  06/30/25
*farts cum*
Laughsome carmine location mad cow disease
  06/30/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: copper mind-boggling mental disorder

Is that I know the list well before hand and sometimes use these people to move the process along.

Also they get zero warning and one day are done and maybe get 1 more paycheck as severance for signing a waiver.

lol @ corporate bootlickers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060671)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Ruddy kitty

The other thing is that many people assume that if only they did whatever (some stupid conference or managed some project better) that they would have survived the RIF. In most cases there's a cost savings target and they just go down an org chart. Sometimes entire groups get cut and the work gets sent to a BPO vendor in India. In most cases nothing these people did or didn't do mattered at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060683)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: copper mind-boggling mental disorder

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060693)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: Ruddy kitty

By the way, being involved in this process is incredibly depressing. I basically went from "omg, free market capitalism is the best thing ever" to "Euro style employment laws are probably tcr and this absolutely shouldn't be allowed."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060742)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Slate church building hissy fit

For me it was when they were going to announce the success of a big project and then a regional VP told the corporate communications ppl to tone it down so people wouldn't expect bonuses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060768)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: copper mind-boggling mental disorder

same here. his is my... 15th one?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060778)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Underhanded private investor mexican

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060873)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Rose brunch masturbator

many whites saying this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060993)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: topaz vibrant sneaky criminal

In a lot of cases, it frees them up to find a better job and they can leave "blamelessly". You're often doing them a favor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060748)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Effete theatre wagecucks

(George Clooney)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060891)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: topaz vibrant sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49061185)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: Twisted therapy

Keep obsessing over me you virgin NOWAG gook.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060754)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: copper mind-boggling mental disorder

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060780)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Underhanded private investor mexican

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060874)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: primrose filthy stag film

🧐

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49061321)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: anal peach laser beams

80% of employees are worthless at best.

also, lol at this sad humblebrag poast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: cheese-eating dopamine

TT6 thinks being a middle manager at some jewish subprime lender in ARE country makes him a captain of industry big shot, it’s lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060793)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: copper mind-boggling mental disorder

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060871)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: anal peach laser beams

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&mc=23&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060940)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: copper mind-boggling mental disorder

nonresponsive

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060965)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: Underhanded private investor mexican

It's incredibly sick. And if you sit in on these meetings with execs, there isn't a shred of humanity in the room. Everyone outside of their immediate purview is just a number.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060881)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: copper mind-boggling mental disorder

The the justification to employees is that we need to rightsize the company in order to get the "financials in order for stability." But its 100% about hitting certain EBITDA targets for the PE firm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060887)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Hairraiser Hall

Go back to your home country then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060900)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Territorial glittery space

OP is a white guy

Although I think he's an honorary Thai at this point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060948)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: copper mind-boggling mental disorder

thankfully i dont live in thailand anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060967)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:11 PM
Author: Territorial glittery space

youre never going back? What happened to the dreams of assembling a baby momma Harem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060988)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: copper mind-boggling mental disorder

I got 3 kids now. All with the wife.

I would go back to TH for vacation or retirement.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060990)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: Territorial glittery space

have you given up your pussy mongering days?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49061931)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: copper mind-boggling mental disorder

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49062159)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:35 AM
Author: Territorial glittery space

good for you. what led to the change?

youre not even into swinging or whatever, thats a big scene here in the States

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49062758)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: copper mind-boggling mental disorder

i was into swinging before going to asia. havent really had the time with 3 kids under age 5 and when my wife was pregnant, i didnt want to fuck others and fuck her for health reasons.

i am hoping i can get back into a lil bit of fun in the next year or so but no rush. hanging out with my kids is #1 for me



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49062768)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Hairraiser Hall

Are you an HR Man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060898)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: copper mind-boggling mental disorder

no finance. which does a lot of the cash planning. HR just gets the docs ready and makes a nice message

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060911)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: Effete theatre wagecucks

Finance? Aren't you just a spreadsheet monkeyscribe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060915)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: copper mind-boggling mental disorder

yes but how do you think they get to the # to cut?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060917)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: Effete theatre wagecucks

=SUM((A2:A46)-(B2:B38))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060928)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: copper mind-boggling mental disorder

B46*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060944)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Effete theatre wagecucks

Gotta leave something on the home for management to pick at

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060949)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: copper mind-boggling mental disorder

actually you dont subtract. you just do sumifs and you change things to exclude in the sumif rather than subtract from it.

subtraction is TTT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060951)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: crystalline mad-dog skullcap spot

(guy who def went to law school)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060962)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Effete theatre wagecucks

That equation just about maxes out my Excel formula skillz. I'm a liberal artist BTW

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49061273)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:00 PM
Author: crystalline mad-dog skullcap spot

the most annoying part is fuckfaces like you who humblebrag about being on the clooney side of the table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060957)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: copper mind-boggling mental disorder

how low in your job are you that you think working on RIFs is high up? jfc this is the lowest/dumbest part of my job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060963)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:04 PM
Author: crystalline mad-dog skullcap spot

you're the one who made this thread to humblebrag... I have to get in knife fights with our TDS board and in some cases discuss with congress to get them to stop being fuckheads about this stuff. end off the day fuckheads will be fuckheads.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060975)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: copper mind-boggling mental disorder

jfc. i never thought this would be considered a humble. its actually an embarrassing part of my job.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49060976)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Hairraiser Hall

paralegal muhammad is humblebragging and should go back to his home country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49061014)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:43 PM
Author: Ruddy kitty

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49062047)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:47 PM
Author: topaz vibrant sneaky criminal

Companies are shit, employees are shit, jobs are shit, it's all shit. RIF them all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49061189)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:44 PM
Author: Ruddy kitty

Setstein, do you know who talks like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49062048)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: exhilarant mediation trailer park

Had a VP in a recent call state that a group of people would benefit from a job rotation. All of the direct managers were nodding. And then the VP said rotate outside the company.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49061209)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Effete theatre wagecucks

Nahgunawerkhearaneemor

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49061315)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:32 PM
Author: primrose filthy stag film

this sounds like a gag from the office. lmao @ irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49061324)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Hairraiser Hall

😏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49061397)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:34 PM
Author: Ruddy kitty

I saw where this was going as soon as I started reading this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49061583)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:54 PM
Author: Laughsome carmine location mad cow disease

*farts cum*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744639&forum_id=2...id.#49061936)