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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she text...
Irradiated underhanded headpube
  07/14/25
u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste...
Cerise laser beams spot
  07/14/25
they can be super useful in validating you for banging their...
naked frisky patrolman mother
  07/14/25
sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in ...
Cerise laser beams spot
  07/14/25
100%
amber apoplectic azn area
  07/15/25
FAG
Hot Lilac Ape Jewess
  07/15/25
Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game
henna fiercely-loyal chad
  07/14/25
Pic of the cheeks?
Fluffy windowlicker
  07/14/25
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Sable Market Love Of Her Life
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amber apoplectic azn area
  07/15/25
"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."
Crimson swashbuckling heaven
  07/14/25
I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she&rs...
Irradiated underhanded headpube
  07/14/25
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Vibrant turdskin elastic band
  07/14/25
How did you go about asking her if she was interested in bei...
Crimson swashbuckling heaven
  07/14/25
Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching t...
Irradiated underhanded headpube
  07/14/25
How did she respond?
Crimson swashbuckling heaven
  07/14/25
Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.
Irradiated underhanded headpube
  07/14/25
Lol I guess you had to try
Crimson swashbuckling heaven
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Puce antidepressant drug goyim
  07/15/25
You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior t...
Cracking son of senegal kitchen
  07/15/25
Lol
Crimson swashbuckling heaven
  07/15/25
jfc 180
Hot Lilac Ape Jewess
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At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting o...
balding blood rage
  07/14/25
"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while&q...
Sable Market Love Of Her Life
  07/14/25
this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a m...
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naked frisky patrolman mother
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Crimson swashbuckling heaven
  07/14/25
Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up m...
Irradiated underhanded headpube
  07/14/25
it's tricky with work situations never risk your liveliho...
Cerise laser beams spot
  07/14/25
Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m marrie...
Irradiated underhanded headpube
  07/14/25
wut
Gold know-it-all hairy legs
  07/14/25
I’m married with kids part?
Irradiated underhanded headpube
  07/14/25
you lost the plot right there
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People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer...
razzle half-breed
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No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp
Titillating Chest-beating Hall Hominid
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embarrassed to the bone garrison
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embarrassed to the bone garrison
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we all have brother
amber apoplectic azn area
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amber apoplectic azn area
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Puce antidepressant drug goyim
  07/14/25
Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??
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wine vivacious orchestra pit
  07/14/25
stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her
vigorous skinny woman
  07/14/25
Good poast moniker synergy
Puce antidepressant drug goyim
  07/15/25
She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortabl...
Amethyst fortuitous meteor
  07/14/25
It’s already turned into rape in her mind
Bright masturbator rehab
  07/14/25
"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"
thriller nighttime theatre
  07/15/25
How big is her penis?
Insane principal's office stain
  07/14/25
Incredible thread
Saffron Trip Range
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Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her ...
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Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositi...
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Hot Lilac Ape Jewess
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Crimson swashbuckling heaven
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amber apoplectic azn area
  07/15/25
humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mis...
amber apoplectic azn area
  07/15/25
? Didn’t want to lose my employment
Irradiated underhanded headpube
  07/15/25


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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Irradiated underhanded headpube

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101477)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: Cerise laser beams spot

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101515)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: naked frisky patrolman mother

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101526)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Cerise laser beams spot

sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101533)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: amber apoplectic azn area

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104025)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Hot Lilac Ape Jewess

FAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103886)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: henna fiercely-loyal chad

Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101481)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Fluffy windowlicker

Pic of the cheeks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101482)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Sable Market Love Of Her Life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101500)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: amber apoplectic azn area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104026)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Crimson swashbuckling heaven

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101483)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: Irradiated underhanded headpube

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101488)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Vibrant turdskin elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101502)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Crimson swashbuckling heaven

How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101508)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: Irradiated underhanded headpube

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101547)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Crimson swashbuckling heaven

How did she respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101576)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: Irradiated underhanded headpube

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101592)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Crimson swashbuckling heaven

Lol I guess you had to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101658)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: Puce antidepressant drug goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102175)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Cracking son of senegal kitchen

You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao

This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103586)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Crimson swashbuckling heaven

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103905)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Hot Lilac Ape Jewess

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103910)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: amber apoplectic azn area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104036)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: balding blood rage

At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101496)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Sable Market Love Of Her Life

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

u poor dumb bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101499)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Cerise laser beams spot

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her

best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101522)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: naked frisky patrolman mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101528)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Crimson swashbuckling heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101535)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Irradiated underhanded headpube

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101536)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Cerise laser beams spot

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101540)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Irradiated underhanded headpube

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101541)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: Gold know-it-all hairy legs

wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101684)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Irradiated underhanded headpube

I’m married with kids part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101842)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Aquamarine newt sandwich

you lost the plot right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Puce antidepressant drug goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102176)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Histrionic Green Gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102361)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Titillating Chest-beating Hall Hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102363)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: electric indian lodge boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102365)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Coral Coiffed Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102395)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: razzle half-breed

People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102401)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Titillating Chest-beating Hall Hominid

No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: henna fiercely-loyal chad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103451)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103487)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Vibrant turdskin elastic band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103544)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Claret Nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103593)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Crimson swashbuckling heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103931)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Yapping main people



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: scarlet multi-colored people who are hurt temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103011)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103485)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: amber apoplectic azn area

we all have brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104039)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: amber apoplectic azn area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104037)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Puce antidepressant drug goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101532)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: Arousing painfully honest brunch useless brakes

Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101544)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: wine vivacious orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101613)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: vigorous skinny woman

stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101561)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Puce antidepressant drug goyim

Good poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102177)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Amethyst fortuitous meteor

She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101678)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Bright masturbator rehab

It’s already turned into rape in her mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101681)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: thriller nighttime theatre

"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102417)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Insane principal's office stain

How big is her penis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101847)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Saffron Trip Range

Incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101861)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: tantric nursing home community account

Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102429)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Cracking son of senegal kitchen

Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103865)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Appetizing duck-like hospital giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103899)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Hot Lilac Ape Jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103903)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Crimson swashbuckling heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103934)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: amber apoplectic azn area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104405)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: amber apoplectic azn area

humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104407)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Irradiated underhanded headpube

? Didn’t want to lose my employment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104451)