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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly
| know-it-all doobsian resort | 07/14/25 |
| Diverse pea-brained home roommate | 07/14/25 |
| Puce windowlicker | 07/14/25 |
| Diverse pea-brained home roommate | 07/14/25 |
| demanding piazza | 07/15/25 |
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| Impressive Histrionic Athletic Conference | 07/14/25 |
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| know-it-all doobsian resort | 07/14/25 |
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| Mischievous Base | 07/14/25 |
| know-it-all doobsian resort | 07/14/25 |
| Mischievous Base | 07/14/25 |
| know-it-all doobsian resort | 07/14/25 |
| Mischievous Base | 07/14/25 |
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| know-it-all doobsian resort | 07/14/25 |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM Author: know-it-all doobsian resort Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.
Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore. |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM Author: Diverse pea-brained home roommate u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101515) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM Author: Puce windowlicker they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101526) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM Author: Diverse pea-brained home roommate sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101533) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM Author: demanding piazza 100% (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104025) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM Author: lilac theater stage FAG (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103886) |
Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM Author: racy senate Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101481) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM Author: Crusty Bright Regret Garrison Pic of the cheeks? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101482) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM Author: Impressive Histrionic Athletic Conference (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101500) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM Author: demanding piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104026) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM Author: Mischievous Base "Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101483) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM Author: know-it-all doobsian resort I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101488) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM Author: multi-colored indian lodge coldplay fan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101502) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM Author: Mischievous Base How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101508) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM Author: know-it-all doobsian resort Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101547) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM Author: Mischievous Base How did she respond? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101576) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM Author: know-it-all doobsian resort Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101592) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM Author: Mischievous Base Lol I guess you had to try (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101658) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM Author: Cracking Hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102175) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM Author: dun juggernaut mediation You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao
This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even. |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM Author: Mischievous Base Lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103905) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM Author: lilac theater stage jfc 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103910) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM Author: demanding piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104036) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM Author: Very tactful blathering ticket booth At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101496) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM Author: Impressive Histrionic Athletic Conference "with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"
u poor dumb bastard |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM Author: Diverse pea-brained home roommate this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.
if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF
and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her
best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.
trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way. |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM Author: Puce windowlicker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101528) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM Author: Mischievous Base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101535) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM Author: know-it-all doobsian resort Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.
I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked. |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM Author: Diverse pea-brained home roommate it's tricky with work situations
never risk your livelihood for a woman |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM Author: know-it-all doobsian resort Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101541) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM Author: arousing navy sanctuary french chef wut (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101684) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM Author: know-it-all doobsian resort I’m married with kids part? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101842) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM Author: curious voyeur you lost the plot right there (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101848) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM Author: Cracking Hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102176) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM Author: Chestnut Aggressive Twinkling Uncleanness Rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102361) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM Author: bat-shit-crazy dead orchestra pit philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102363) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM Author: Unholy Stead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102365) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM Author: Irradiated Casino Persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102395) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM Author: Coiffed magical crotch masturbator People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102401) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM Author: bat-shit-crazy dead orchestra pit philosopher-king No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102445) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM Author: racy senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103451) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: Idiotic meetinghouse preventive strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103487) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM Author: multi-colored indian lodge coldplay fan (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103544) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM Author: Mentally impaired step-uncle's house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103593) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM Author: Mischievous Base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103931) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM Author: disturbing kitty cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103950) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM Author: Charismatic zippy toilet seat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103011) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: Idiotic meetinghouse preventive strike (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103485) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM Author: demanding piazza we all have brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104039) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM Author: demanding piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104037) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM Author: Cracking Hall (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101532) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM Author: dull kink-friendly associate Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone?? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101544) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM Author: Peach den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101613) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM Author: rambunctious coffee pot stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101561) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM Author: Cracking Hall Good poast moniker synergy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102177) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM Author: charcoal marvelous digit ratio rehab She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101678) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM Author: Talented Round Eye Forum It’s already turned into rape in her mind (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101681) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM Author: chartreuse center "it was rape, but, like, the bad kind" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102417) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM Author: insane theatre main people How big is her penis? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101847) |
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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM Author: Lemon thriller clown mother Incredible thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101861) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM Author: vermilion principal's office Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102429) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM Author: dun juggernaut mediation Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103865) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM Author: Hot Trailer Park (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103899) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM Author: lilac theater stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103903) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM Author: Mischievous Base (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103934) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM Author: demanding piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104405) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM Author: demanding piazza humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104407) |
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM Author: know-it-all doobsian resort ? Didn’t want to lose my employment (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104451) |