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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she text...
Garnet Stirring Scourge Upon The Earth Area
  07/14/25
u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste...
Citrine big yarmulke roommate
  07/14/25
they can be super useful in validating you for banging their...
Pontificating crusty temple multi-billionaire
  07/14/25
sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in ...
Citrine big yarmulke roommate
  07/14/25
100%
Excitant theater stage knife
  07/15/25
FAG
Yellow Immigrant
  07/15/25
Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game
territorial alpha filthpig
  07/14/25
Pic of the cheeks?
smoky prole
  07/14/25
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effete insecure lay becky
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Excitant theater stage knife
  07/15/25
"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."
Exhilarant church pervert
  07/14/25
I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she&rs...
Garnet Stirring Scourge Upon The Earth Area
  07/14/25
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  07/14/25
How did you go about asking her if she was interested in bei...
Exhilarant church pervert
  07/14/25
Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching t...
Garnet Stirring Scourge Upon The Earth Area
  07/14/25
How did she respond?
Exhilarant church pervert
  07/14/25
Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.
Garnet Stirring Scourge Upon The Earth Area
  07/14/25
Lol I guess you had to try
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  07/15/25
You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior t...
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Lol
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  07/15/25
jfc 180
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Excitant theater stage knife
  07/15/25
At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting o...
Medicated Set Dysfunction
  07/14/25
"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while&q...
effete insecure lay becky
  07/14/25
this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a m...
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  07/14/25
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Pontificating crusty temple multi-billionaire
  07/14/25
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Exhilarant church pervert
  07/14/25
Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up m...
Garnet Stirring Scourge Upon The Earth Area
  07/14/25
it's tricky with work situations never risk your liveliho...
Citrine big yarmulke roommate
  07/14/25
Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m marrie...
Garnet Stirring Scourge Upon The Earth Area
  07/14/25
wut
aquamarine razzle principal's office
  07/14/25
I’m married with kids part?
Garnet Stirring Scourge Upon The Earth Area
  07/14/25
you lost the plot right there
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People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer...
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No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp
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we all have brother
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Gay stag film nowag
  07/14/25
Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??
Very Tactful Indirect Expression Whorehouse
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Mind-boggling bearded doctorate
  07/14/25
stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her
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  07/14/25
Good poast moniker synergy
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  07/15/25
She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortabl...
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It’s already turned into rape in her mind
Crimson deranged site international law enforcement agency
  07/14/25
"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"
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  07/15/25
How big is her penis?
violet internet-worthy range mood
  07/14/25
Incredible thread
Indecent Hospital Preventive Strike
  07/14/25
Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her ...
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  07/15/25
Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositi...
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Yellow Immigrant
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Excitant theater stage knife
  07/15/25
humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mis...
Excitant theater stage knife
  07/15/25
? Didn’t want to lose my employment
Garnet Stirring Scourge Upon The Earth Area
  07/15/25


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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Garnet Stirring Scourge Upon The Earth Area

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101477)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: Citrine big yarmulke roommate

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101515)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Pontificating crusty temple multi-billionaire

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101526)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Citrine big yarmulke roommate

sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101533)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Excitant theater stage knife

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104025)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Yellow Immigrant

FAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103886)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: territorial alpha filthpig

Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101481)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: smoky prole

Pic of the cheeks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101482)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: effete insecure lay becky



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Excitant theater stage knife



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Exhilarant church pervert

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101483)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: Garnet Stirring Scourge Upon The Earth Area

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101488)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: bistre sickened university mad-dog skullcap



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Exhilarant church pervert

How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101508)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: Garnet Stirring Scourge Upon The Earth Area

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101547)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Exhilarant church pervert

How did she respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101576)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: Garnet Stirring Scourge Upon The Earth Area

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101592)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Exhilarant church pervert

Lol I guess you had to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101658)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: Gay stag film nowag



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: adulterous chartreuse tank sound barrier

You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao

This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103586)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Exhilarant church pervert

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103905)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Yellow Immigrant

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103910)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Excitant theater stage knife



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Medicated Set Dysfunction

At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101496)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: effete insecure lay becky

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

u poor dumb bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101499)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Citrine big yarmulke roommate

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her

best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101522)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Pontificating crusty temple multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101528)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Exhilarant church pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101535)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Garnet Stirring Scourge Upon The Earth Area

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101536)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Citrine big yarmulke roommate

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101540)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Garnet Stirring Scourge Upon The Earth Area

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101541)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: aquamarine razzle principal's office

wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101684)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Garnet Stirring Scourge Upon The Earth Area

I’m married with kids part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101842)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Laughsome metal internal respiration

you lost the plot right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Gay stag film nowag



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: dun field



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: abnormal windowlicker



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Irradiated Abode Partner



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Startled Outnumbered Double Fault Rigor



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: burgundy gaming laptop

People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102401)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: abnormal windowlicker

No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: territorial alpha filthpig



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: greedy vigorous personal credit line elastic band



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: bistre sickened university mad-dog skullcap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103544)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: henna arousing school cafeteria



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Exhilarant church pervert



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: chestnut godawful twinkling uncleanness senate



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Ruby heaven



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: greedy vigorous personal credit line elastic band



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Excitant theater stage knife

we all have brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104039)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Excitant theater stage knife



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Gay stag film nowag



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: Very Tactful Indirect Expression Whorehouse

Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101544)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Mind-boggling bearded doctorate



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Bipolar dog poop degenerate

stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101561)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Gay stag film nowag

Good poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102177)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: sienna pocket flask menage

She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101678)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Crimson deranged site international law enforcement agency

It’s already turned into rape in her mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101681)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: 180 primrose office psychic

"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102417)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: violet internet-worthy range mood

How big is her penis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101847)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Indecent Hospital Preventive Strike

Incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101861)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: house-broken navy crackhouse circlehead

Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102429)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: adulterous chartreuse tank sound barrier

Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103865)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: cracking theater



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Yellow Immigrant



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103903)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Exhilarant church pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103934)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Excitant theater stage knife



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Excitant theater stage knife

humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104407)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Garnet Stirring Scourge Upon The Earth Area

? Didn’t want to lose my employment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104451)