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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she text...
racy dopamine school cafeteria
  07/14/25
u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste...
crawly well-lubricated crackhouse useless brakes
  07/14/25
they can be super useful in validating you for banging their...
Olive garrison
  07/14/25
sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in ...
crawly well-lubricated crackhouse useless brakes
  07/14/25
100%
Ultramarine Voyeur
  07/15/25
FAG
Vengeful Address
  07/15/25
Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game
Scarlet brethren sex offender
  07/14/25
Pic of the cheeks?
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  07/14/25
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impertinent location
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Ultramarine Voyeur
  07/15/25
"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."
Chestnut Place Of Business Half-breed
  07/14/25
I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she&rs...
racy dopamine school cafeteria
  07/14/25
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ruddy love of her life
  07/14/25
How did you go about asking her if she was interested in bei...
Chestnut Place Of Business Half-breed
  07/14/25
Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching t...
racy dopamine school cafeteria
  07/14/25
How did she respond?
Chestnut Place Of Business Half-breed
  07/14/25
Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.
racy dopamine school cafeteria
  07/14/25
Lol I guess you had to try
Chestnut Place Of Business Half-breed
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Heady church mad cow disease
  07/15/25
You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior t...
Amethyst shitlib coffee pot
  07/15/25
Lol
Chestnut Place Of Business Half-breed
  07/15/25
jfc 180
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Ultramarine Voyeur
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At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting o...
Judgmental Kitty Immigrant
  07/14/25
"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while&q...
impertinent location
  07/14/25
this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a m...
crawly well-lubricated crackhouse useless brakes
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Olive garrison
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Chestnut Place Of Business Half-breed
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Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up m...
racy dopamine school cafeteria
  07/14/25
it's tricky with work situations never risk your liveliho...
crawly well-lubricated crackhouse useless brakes
  07/14/25
Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m marrie...
racy dopamine school cafeteria
  07/14/25
wut
Pearl theater stage
  07/14/25
I’m married with kids part?
racy dopamine school cafeteria
  07/14/25
you lost the plot right there
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People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer...
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No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp
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Exciting French Chef Goyim
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we all have brother
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Heady church mad cow disease
  07/14/25
Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??
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rough-skinned theater
  07/14/25
stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her
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  07/14/25
Good poast moniker synergy
Heady church mad cow disease
  07/15/25
She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortabl...
Onyx maniacal university
  07/14/25
It’s already turned into rape in her mind
Odious athletic conference
  07/14/25
"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"
exhilarant reading party
  07/15/25
How big is her penis?
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  07/14/25
Incredible thread
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Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her ...
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Ultramarine Voyeur
  07/15/25
humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mis...
Ultramarine Voyeur
  07/15/25
? Didn’t want to lose my employment
racy dopamine school cafeteria
  07/15/25


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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: racy dopamine school cafeteria

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101477)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: crawly well-lubricated crackhouse useless brakes

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101515)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Olive garrison

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101526)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: crawly well-lubricated crackhouse useless brakes

sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101533)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Ultramarine Voyeur

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104025)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Vengeful Address

FAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103886)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: Scarlet brethren sex offender

Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101481)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: honey-headed boltzmann

Pic of the cheeks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101482)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: impertinent location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101500)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Ultramarine Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104026)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Chestnut Place Of Business Half-breed

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101483)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: racy dopamine school cafeteria

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101488)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: ruddy love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101502)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Chestnut Place Of Business Half-breed

How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101508)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: racy dopamine school cafeteria

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101547)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Chestnut Place Of Business Half-breed

How did she respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101576)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: racy dopamine school cafeteria

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101592)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Chestnut Place Of Business Half-breed

Lol I guess you had to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101658)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: Heady church mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102175)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Amethyst shitlib coffee pot

You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao

This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103586)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Chestnut Place Of Business Half-breed

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103905)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Vengeful Address

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103910)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Ultramarine Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104036)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Judgmental Kitty Immigrant

At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101496)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: impertinent location

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

u poor dumb bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101499)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: crawly well-lubricated crackhouse useless brakes

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her

best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101522)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Olive garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101528)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Chestnut Place Of Business Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101535)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: racy dopamine school cafeteria

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101536)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: crawly well-lubricated crackhouse useless brakes

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101540)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: racy dopamine school cafeteria

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101541)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: Pearl theater stage

wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101684)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: racy dopamine school cafeteria

I’m married with kids part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101842)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: razzmatazz headpube box office

you lost the plot right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Heady church mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102176)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Infuriating aromatic bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102361)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: silver new version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102363)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: fuchsia abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102365)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: fantasy-prone casino



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: Domesticated macaca

People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102401)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: silver new version

No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Scarlet brethren sex offender



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Exciting French Chef Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103487)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: ruddy love of her life



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: ivory adventurous menage marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103593)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Chestnut Place Of Business Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103931)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: cerebral partner personal credit line



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: dull trip lettuce prole



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Exciting French Chef Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103485)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Ultramarine Voyeur

we all have brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104039)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Ultramarine Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104037)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Heady church mad cow disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101532)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: Confused coiffed nursing home

Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101544)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: rough-skinned theater



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Walnut quadroon

stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101561)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Heady church mad cow disease

Good poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102177)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Onyx maniacal university

She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101678)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Odious athletic conference

It’s already turned into rape in her mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101681)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: exhilarant reading party

"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102417)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Titillating Flirting Library Puppy

How big is her penis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101847)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Concupiscible spruce field genital piercing

Incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101861)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Sadistic market volcanic crater

Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102429)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Amethyst shitlib coffee pot

Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103865)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: buck-toothed gold internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103899)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Vengeful Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103903)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Chestnut Place Of Business Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103934)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Ultramarine Voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104405)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Ultramarine Voyeur

humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104407)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: racy dopamine school cafeteria

? Didn’t want to lose my employment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104451)