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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she text...
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How did she respond?
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Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.
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I’m married with kids part?
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Glittery Aquamarine Shrine

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101477)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: copper partner foreskin

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101515)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: pontificating ladyboy

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101526)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: copper partner foreskin

sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101533)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: cocky yellow bbw point

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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Hyperventilating idea he suggested

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: passionate plum resort place of business

Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Medicated Umber Love Of Her Life Station

Pic of the cheeks?

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: curious jet-lagged affirmative action dilemma



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle vengeful forum

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101483)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: Glittery Aquamarine Shrine

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101488)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle vengeful forum

How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101508)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: Glittery Aquamarine Shrine

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101547)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle vengeful forum

How did she respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101576)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: Glittery Aquamarine Shrine

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101592)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle vengeful forum

Lol I guess you had to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101658)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: Dead aphrodisiac travel guidebook voyeur



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Lavender twinkling uncleanness kitty

You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao

This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103586)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle vengeful forum

Lol

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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Hyperventilating idea he suggested

jfc 180

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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: cocky yellow bbw point



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Lascivious Dun Casino

At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101496)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: curious jet-lagged affirmative action dilemma

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

u poor dumb bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101499)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: copper partner foreskin

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her

best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101522)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: pontificating ladyboy



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle vengeful forum



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Glittery Aquamarine Shrine

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101536)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: copper partner foreskin

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101540)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Glittery Aquamarine Shrine

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101541)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: tripping pervert

wut

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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Glittery Aquamarine Shrine

I’m married with kids part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101842)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Narrow-minded dingle berry

you lost the plot right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Dead aphrodisiac travel guidebook voyeur



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: Mewling Boyish Trailer Park Dragon

People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right?

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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Hairraiser Lilac Stage Faggotry

No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp

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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: cocky yellow bbw point

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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: Orchid marvelous karate puppy

Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: snowy bawdyhouse persian

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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Dead aphrodisiac travel guidebook voyeur

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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Bipolar Center

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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Sinister rehab

It’s already turned into rape in her mind

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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: Saffron swashbuckling lodge

"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"

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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: heady garnet principal's office

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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Motley Office

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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Wonderful jade whorehouse ceo

Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102429)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Lavender twinkling uncleanness kitty

Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao

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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: Hyperventilating idea he suggested



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: cocky yellow bbw point

humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104407)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Glittery Aquamarine Shrine

? Didn’t want to lose my employment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104451)