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Newsom's pretty good at this Twitter trolling - link

https://x.com/GovPressOffice/status/1963693102348354047 L...
Talented milk
  09/04/25
OTH, he fucked Gilfoil
charismatic scarlet address
  09/04/25
imagine the smell
jet stimulating property
  09/04/25
like you wouldn't
exciting clear private investor multi-billionaire
  09/05/25
So I used to want Jon Stewart to be POTUS in 2028 but Newsom...
carmine coldplay fan
  09/04/25
Lmao
deranged public bath old irish cottage
  09/04/25
you also are really really fucking stupid. also jewish and ...
abnormal black woman jap
  09/05/25
you’re azn my man, and a closeted fag
carmine coldplay fan
  09/05/25
it's pathetic and reeks of desperation he knows he's unap...
free-loading shimmering halford
  09/04/25
Why are posters acting like he's a lock for POTUS
Razzle-dazzle khaki abode
  09/04/25
...
heady lemon casino
  09/04/25
Mocking is not mimicking, trumptard
cerebral slap-happy gaping
  09/05/25
I don't think even California Dems like Newsom. But I listen...
pungent marvelous kitty cat
  09/04/25
he obviously knows what he's doing, he went like SF supervis...
Useless main people
  09/04/25
it's not like it would be the first time they voted for one....
pungent marvelous kitty cat
  09/04/25
(marco rubio thinkin abt how dubya molested him)
Useless main people
  09/04/25
They voted for handsome birdshit silverspoon Biden
carmine coldplay fan
  09/04/25
biden pretend to be a poormo, even though he made like 10m a...
Useless main people
  09/04/25
Also $10M during VP don't forget
Aphrodisiac Lay
  09/04/25
He's old money and knows the ropes
Underhanded resort yarmulke
  09/04/25
> i just dont think amerikkka will vote for a HANDSOME st...
passionate canary hairy legs giraffe
  09/04/25
this one actually his best yet, seems he decided to take the...
Useless main people
  09/04/25
"Register by 11/4 and get two free Newsom Steaks."
Talented milk
  09/04/25
Agreed - this is a level of humor that libs have not reached...
Peach school deer antler
  09/04/25
This post is a little funny but not that funny
Zombie-like boistinker rehab
  09/04/25
Key point is that its "a little funny" Most pr...
Peach school deer antler
  09/04/25
Farm Animals: "nffi" Colleen Wolfe @Colleen25...
Aphrodisiac Lay
  09/04/25
lol
Talented milk
  09/04/25
I love the MAGA Farm Animal in the replies who thinks this i...
Shaky Mauve Knife Lodge
  09/04/25
Cr. Personally im like 105 so enjoy condescending to 95iq tr...
cerebral slap-happy gaping
  09/05/25
This is what happens when a 90 IQ retard thinks they are cle...
aquamarine university wrinkle
  09/04/25
I love that libs think this resonates with anyone outside th...
heady lemon casino
  09/05/25
It's not FOR you, retard
Aphrodisiac Lay
  09/05/25
The guy played D-1 college baseball right? That’s all...
indigo filthpig french chef
  09/05/25
We do not deserve this man
cerebral slap-happy gaping
  09/05/25
this is extremely unfunny. if sealclubber were a lib, he'...
submissive plaza patrolman
  09/05/25
Newsom has way too much dirt to win the 7 swing states: Fren...
Zombie-like boistinker rehab
  09/05/25
libs banned humor during Obama's second term. this type of s...
abnormal black woman jap
  09/05/25
it's horrible and unfunny. and the concept itself is stupid...
submissive plaza patrolman
  09/05/25
actually it's easy to deny it. it's terrible.
free-loading shimmering halford
  09/05/25
wrong. his tweets are hilarious. so newsom's nonbinary staff...
submissive plaza patrolman
  09/05/25
It's the authenticity. With Trump you actually think he's ty...
Spectacular godawful antidepressant drug
  09/05/25
yea and he zings the fuck out of people. this newsom shit...
submissive plaza patrolman
  09/05/25
he’s typing the shit out literally while taking a shit...
abnormal black woman jap
  09/05/25
Does this stuff land with anybody not on Bluesky?
Henna chapel fat ankles
  09/05/25
To be fair, Libs desperately trying to forcememe the idea...
Supple Cruise Ship Juggernaut
  09/05/25
Don't you get it? He's STANDING UP to trump with snarky twee...
Saffron church people who are hurt
  09/05/25
To be fair, "Hashtag, Resist!!!" LJL brother...
Supple Cruise Ship Juggernaut
  09/05/25
Elon fangirl ultra online dork weighing in on what it means ...
Shaky Mauve Knife Lodge
  09/05/25
bro the newsom tweets are retarded and gay and awful. you ca...
submissive plaza patrolman
  09/05/25
To be fair, Elon Musk is a fat autistic middle-aged dorky...
Supple Cruise Ship Juggernaut
  09/05/25
(post mimicking 60iq proles)
cerebral slap-happy gaping
  09/05/25
Didn't Harvey Weinstein fuck his current wife?
Thriller lavender sandwich
  09/05/25
Yes
Spectacular godawful antidepressant drug
  09/05/25


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Date: September 4th, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: Talented milk

https://x.com/GovPressOffice/status/1963693102348354047

Like the "hair gel application" course taught by Newsom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2...id.#49236750)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 4:40 PM
Author: charismatic scarlet address

OTH, he fucked Gilfoil

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2...id.#49236767)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: jet stimulating property

imagine the smell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2...id.#49237741)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:58 PM
Author: exciting clear private investor multi-billionaire

like you wouldn't

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2...id.#49239326)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 4:42 PM
Author: carmine coldplay fan

So I used to want Jon Stewart to be POTUS in 2028 but Newsom is every bit as snarky, and I fear Stewart won’t be vindictive enough and intentionally hurt cons and red states like Newsom would, which is what the country needs right now. Newsom 2028

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2...id.#49236775)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: deranged public bath old irish cottage

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2...id.#49236953)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: abnormal black woman jap

you also are really really fucking stupid. also jewish and a pedophile.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2...id.#49238567)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 11:59 AM
Author: carmine coldplay fan

you’re azn my man, and a closeted fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2...id.#49238659)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 4:45 PM
Author: free-loading shimmering halford

it's pathetic and reeks of desperation

he knows he's unappealing and a total failure as governor, so he's trying to mimic Trump. but there's only one Trump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2...id.#49236790)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle khaki abode

Why are posters acting like he's a lock for POTUS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2...id.#49236810)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: heady lemon casino



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2...id.#49236837)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: cerebral slap-happy gaping

Mocking is not mimicking, trumptard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2...id.#49238563)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 4:49 PM
Author: pungent marvelous kitty cat

I don't think even California Dems like Newsom. But I listened to his podcast a bit and he seems shrewd enough to be a competitor for POTUS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2...id.#49236812)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Useless main people

he obviously knows what he's doing, he went like SF supervisor-SF mayor-LtGov-Gov... he knows (((who))) to kiss ass to get ahead

i just dont think amerikkka will vote for a HANDSOME straight birdshit who was born with a silver spoon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2...id.#49236821)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: pungent marvelous kitty cat

it's not like it would be the first time they voted for one. we had two Bushes ffs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2...id.#49236827)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Useless main people

(marco rubio thinkin abt how dubya molested him)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2...id.#49236833)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: carmine coldplay fan

They voted for handsome birdshit silverspoon Biden

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2...id.#49236831)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 4:54 PM
Author: Useless main people

biden pretend to be a poormo, even though he made like 10m after VP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2...id.#49236834)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Lay

Also $10M during VP don't forget

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2...id.#49237435)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 9:48 PM
Author: Underhanded resort yarmulke

He's old money and knows the ropes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2...id.#49237574)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: passionate canary hairy legs giraffe

> i just dont think amerikkka will vote for a HANDSOME straight birdshit who was born with a silver spoon

are we pretending that the current POTUS isn't even moar handsome, straight, birdshit, and born with a silver spoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2...id.#49237805)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Useless main people

this one actually his best yet, seems he decided to take the risk doing this shit his team which is prob turd comedians will get better with time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2...id.#49236825)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Talented milk

"Register by 11/4 and get two free Newsom Steaks."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2...id.#49236860)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: Peach school deer antler

Agreed - this is a level of humor that libs have not reached in a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2...id.#49237386)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: Zombie-like boistinker rehab

This post is a little funny but not that funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2...id.#49237427)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 10:34 PM
Author: Peach school deer antler

Key point is that its "a little funny"

Most prior lib "humor" was negative funny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2...id.#49237727)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Lay

Farm Animals: "nffi"

Colleen Wolfe

@Colleen25703211

·

4h

Yeah, that will be a flop. Dont fall for it. He will take your money and not deliver. Happens all the time here in California .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2...id.#49237432)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Talented milk

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2...id.#49237736)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: Shaky Mauve Knife Lodge

I love the MAGA Farm Animal in the replies who thinks this is real.

Goddamn you people are dense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2...id.#49237471)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: cerebral slap-happy gaping

Cr. Personally im like 105 so enjoy condescending to 95iq trumpmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2...id.#49238606)



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Date: September 4th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: aquamarine university wrinkle

This is what happens when a 90 IQ retard thinks they are clever while pandering to a 90 IQ audience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2...id.#49237739)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 2:11 AM
Author: heady lemon casino

I love that libs think this resonates with anyone outside their echo chamber

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2...id.#49237971)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 11:51 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac Lay

It's not FOR you, retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2...id.#49238653)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 11:19 AM
Author: indigo filthpig french chef

The guy played D-1 college baseball right? That’s all I need to know - he’s got my vote.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2...id.#49238548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: cerebral slap-happy gaping

We do not deserve this man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2...id.#49238557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: submissive plaza patrolman

this is extremely unfunny.

if sealclubber were a lib, he'd laugh at this shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2...id.#49238558)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 11:25 AM
Author: Zombie-like boistinker rehab

Newsom has way too much dirt to win the 7 swing states: French laundry and cheating on his wife for example. GOP just has to run add showing worst parts of Skid row, Tenderloin and Floyd riots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2...id.#49238570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: abnormal black woman jap

libs banned humor during Obama's second term. this type of stuff is the downstream effect.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2...id.#49238573)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: submissive plaza patrolman

it's horrible and unfunny. and the concept itself is stupid as shit. he's not mimicking trump, he's parodying/mocking his twitterpoasting. but whether you love or hate trump, you can't deny his tweet game is 180, he just has a knack for pwning the shit out of people in a couple sentences. so what the fuck is there to even mock?

this is what happens when your staffers are 22 year old bluehaired lib homosexual/genderqueer whatever. as you said, comedy was "canceled" years ago so these fucking morons have no concept of "funny" and they think the subject matter here is really resonating with people. it's just a complete failure all around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2...id.#49238590)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: free-loading shimmering halford

actually it's easy to deny it. it's terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2...id.#49238611)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: submissive plaza patrolman

wrong. his tweets are hilarious. so newsom's nonbinary staffers are trying to mock something that is objectively 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2...id.#49238622)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 12:01 PM
Author: Spectacular godawful antidepressant drug

It's the authenticity. With Trump you actually think he's typing the shit out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2...id.#49238662)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 2:48 PM
Author: submissive plaza patrolman

yea and he zings the fuck out of people.

this newsom shit is embarrassing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2...id.#49239116)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 7:09 PM
Author: abnormal black woman jap

he’s typing the shit out literally while taking a shit on a gold plated toilet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2...id.#49239791)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: Henna chapel fat ankles

Does this stuff land with anybody not on Bluesky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2...id.#49239301)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Supple Cruise Ship Juggernaut

To be fair,

Libs desperately trying to forcememe the idea that some guy who is LITERALLY mimicking another guy's successful and popular schtick is somehow "alpha," why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2...id.#49239307)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:57 PM
Author: Saffron church people who are hurt

Don't you get it? He's STANDING UP to trump with snarky tweets. He's showing the country he's NOT SCARED of authoritarianism and he WON'T BE SILENCED. He is, quite literally, the face of THE RESISTANCE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2...id.#49239324)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 6:37 PM
Author: Supple Cruise Ship Juggernaut

To be fair,

"Hashtag, Resist!!!"

LJL brother LJL.

The sad thing is that I really do believe Obeezy is gay and retarded and dumb enough to genuinely believe these tweets are hysterically funny and extremely cutting. "Oh man, get him, Gavin! Take that, Drumpfth!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2...id.#49239711)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:12 PM
Author: Shaky Mauve Knife Lodge

Elon fangirl ultra online dork weighing in on what it means to be “alpha” is 180, thanks for that babes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2...id.#49239365)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:14 PM
Author: submissive plaza patrolman

bro the newsom tweets are retarded and gay and awful. you cannot think they are funny or cool.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2...id.#49239374)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 6:31 PM
Author: Supple Cruise Ship Juggernaut

To be fair,

Elon Musk is a fat autistic middle-aged dorky tech bro who got a hair transplant and plays with spoons at fancy dinners...

...and yet despite all of that, he is also OBJECTIVELY 100x more alpha than Gavin Newsome on any meaningful metric in the modern world (large-scale international influence, real world power at the highest levels, global popularity and its attendant influence as a thought leader, repeated proven success within an extremely competitive field that actually matters in the real world, etc etc etc). Even on an animalistic physical level, Musk could probably wrestle Newsome into submission and then sit on him simply because Newsome has the build of a skinny gay twink. We won't even get into how Newsome's former wife showed him the ultimate disrespect by hooking up with the son of his biggest political enemy, or how his current wife publicly admitted that she cravenly fucked and sucked Harvey Weinstein for a career bump that never even materialized (and yet he chooses to remain married to her).

LJL, LJL.

Next up: "Ackkkkkkkshually, when you REALLY think about it, Newsome is ALSO way more alpha than Drumpfth himself!" *farts cum, adjusts buttplug*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2...id.#49239698)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: cerebral slap-happy gaping

(post mimicking 60iq proles)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2...id.#49239394)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Thriller lavender sandwich

Didn't Harvey Weinstein fuck his current wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2...id.#49239380)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:19 PM
Author: Spectacular godawful antidepressant drug

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5769860&forum_id=2...id.#49239389)