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if your kid falls off a cruise ship, are you jumping in after?

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Slap-happy Balding Queen Of The Night
  06/30/25
I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/s...
Insanely creepy turquoise background story rehab
  06/30/25
Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work w...
Kink-friendly hall
  06/30/25
I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. ...
histrionic mother jewess
  07/01/25
Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is t...
laughsome frum university
  07/06/25
how much life insurance do they have?
massive aphrodisiac stead volcanic crater
  06/30/25
Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even ...
Mahogany Vigorous Jew
  06/30/25
You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you...
Adulterous orchestra pit
  06/30/25
the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocea...
Copper ungodly trump supporter famous landscape painting
  06/30/25
just jump is ALWAYS tcr this bro lived https://x.com/a...
Slap-happy Balding Queen Of The Night
  06/30/25
now that's what i call a hypo. rationally you shouldn't d...
Motley Carmine Gaping
  06/30/25
This just happened IRL https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939...
painfully honest sandwich depressive
  06/30/25
lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comm...
up-to-no-good plaza therapy
  06/30/25
“ackshually, you should go seek help from a profession...
Slap-happy Balding Queen Of The Night
  06/30/25
180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.
appetizing territorial trailer park
  06/30/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs
Sinister sound barrier
  07/03/25
If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't hav...
rusted swashbuckling mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/25
cr
Slap-happy Balding Queen Of The Night
  06/30/25
what about your other kids?
Motley Carmine Gaping
  06/30/25
? my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.
tripping sadistic legend
  06/30/25
(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)
appetizing territorial trailer park
  06/30/25
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Fighting personal credit line newt
  07/01/25
dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night....
up-to-no-good plaza therapy
  06/30/25
His wife will probably have sex with him too
rusted swashbuckling mad-dog skullcap
  06/30/25
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adventurous coldplay fan fat ankles
  07/01/25
*bussy
big high-end meetinghouse
  06/30/25
Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good I...
Mahogany Vigorous Jew
  06/30/25
Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter i...
Boyish Idiot
  06/30/25
(actual married male)
hyperactive house
  06/30/25
fuck
up-to-no-good plaza therapy
  06/30/25
Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch ...
Boyish Idiot
  06/30/25
this is a sick post even for you.
Insanely creepy turquoise background story rehab
  06/30/25
i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husb...
up-to-no-good plaza therapy
  06/30/25
absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.
tripping sadistic legend
  06/30/25
Jewish projection is a bitch
Slap-happy Balding Queen Of The Night
  06/30/25
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umber underhanded corner
  07/07/25
is this what married men have to do to convince their wives ...
Titillating garrison azn
  06/30/25
id probably grab a flotation device first
Burgundy Toaster Market
  06/30/25
(Smart Dad)
seedy karate
  06/30/25
more like (dad of a dead kid)
Slap-happy Balding Queen Of The Night
  06/30/25
my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself ...
Burgundy Toaster Market
  06/30/25
Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on t...
Fighting personal credit line newt
  07/01/25
(shortmo kids)
Burgundy Toaster Market
  07/01/25
Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the ...
Sapphire juggernaut
  06/30/25
this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point
Slap-happy Balding Queen Of The Night
  06/30/25
(Disney in house lawyer)
Naked Comical Police Squad Kitty
  06/30/25
(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint...
Submissive contagious bawdyhouse preventive strike
  06/30/25
tcr
Fighting personal credit line newt
  07/01/25
just jump
Awkward flickering internal respiration location
  06/30/25
ALWAYS tcr
Slap-happy Balding Queen Of The Night
  06/30/25
...
saffron electric locus factory reset button
  07/01/25
Depends which kid
exciting kitchen
  06/30/25
wow
Slap-happy Balding Queen Of The Night
  06/30/25
Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take h...
Spectacular cruise ship
  06/30/25
JFC man
Slap-happy Balding Queen Of The Night
  06/30/25
Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law st...
Copper ungodly trump supporter famous landscape painting
  06/30/25
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Awkward flickering internal respiration location
  06/30/25
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up-to-no-good plaza therapy
  06/30/25
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appetizing territorial trailer park
  06/30/25
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mind-boggling olive candlestick maker
  06/30/25
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Milky mewling sex offender
  06/30/25
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Naked Comical Police Squad Kitty
  06/30/25
sealclubber?
Submissive contagious bawdyhouse preventive strike
  06/30/25
so, without you, none of this would even be possible?
Titillating garrison azn
  06/30/25
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Razzmatazz Pale Site Ape
  07/01/25
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adventurous coldplay fan fat ankles
  07/01/25
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razzle-dazzle love of her life theater
  07/01/25
i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it ho...
hyperventilating heady parlour knife
  07/01/25
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Sable spot masturbator
  07/01/25
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histrionic mother jewess
  07/01/25
*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*
massive aphrodisiac stead volcanic crater
  06/30/25
bro
Slap-happy Balding Queen Of The Night
  06/30/25
...
Submissive contagious bawdyhouse preventive strike
  06/30/25
lol
Fighting personal credit line newt
  07/01/25
...
Apoplectic Shrine
  07/01/25
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who...
stirring generalized bond twinkling uncleanness
  06/30/25
jfc
Slap-happy Balding Queen Of The Night
  06/30/25
eric clapton stunned
Motley Carmine Gaping
  06/30/25
jfc, the poor parents
mind-boggling olive candlestick maker
  06/30/25
i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet
Milky mewling sex offender
  06/30/25
I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten ...
Fighting personal credit line newt
  07/01/25
Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.
stirring generalized bond twinkling uncleanness
  07/01/25
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seedy karate
  07/01/25
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Milky mewling sex offender
  07/06/25
He should have jumped
Sable spot masturbator
  07/01/25
how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (5...
Nubile school cafeteria chad
  06/30/25
lol at libs. it’s water, bro. you just jump in.
tripping sadistic legend
  06/30/25
cr this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling ...
Slap-happy Balding Queen Of The Night
  06/30/25
it's telling that even on the internet where they could pret...
up-to-no-good plaza therapy
  06/30/25
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Slap-happy Balding Queen Of The Night
  07/01/25
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Cyan Temple Rigor
  07/01/25
lol
Fighting personal credit line newt
  07/01/25
...
Awkward flickering internal respiration location
  06/30/25
never gone over 25 feet because of the fear
Ocher Blathering Home Community Account
  06/30/25
If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before...
dashing french chef
  07/01/25
Where did you come up with "head first"? Profes...
pearly multi-colored pit
  07/02/25
Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished o...
Twisted area
  06/30/25
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-die...
unholy charismatic box office incel
  07/01/25
it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going ov...
Cyan Temple Rigor
  07/01/25
Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids sti...
Irradiated anal reading party
  06/30/25
is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink withou...
Slap-happy Balding Queen Of The Night
  07/01/25
Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say y...
Fighting personal credit line newt
  07/01/25
...
Slap-happy Balding Queen Of The Night
  07/01/25
Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under marit...
adventurous coldplay fan fat ankles
  07/01/25
😟
hilarious arousing water buffalo
  07/01/25
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talking chocolate black woman mediation
  07/01/25
holy shit
Slap-happy Balding Queen Of The Night
  07/01/25
yes absolutely
Cyan Temple Rigor
  07/01/25
Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.
180 Boiling Water
  07/01/25
Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’...
Sable spot masturbator
  07/01/25
You jump in no matter what
Mahogany Vigorous Jew
  07/01/25
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Slap-happy Balding Queen Of The Night
  07/02/25
Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and yo...
Sable spot masturbator
  07/02/25
Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate
Sable spot masturbator
  07/02/25
Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would peri...
exciting kitchen
  07/05/25
That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if...
Mahogany Vigorous Jew
  07/06/25
I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my k...
Slap-happy Balding Queen Of The Night
  07/06/25
its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with ...
onyx exhilarant skinny woman hairy legs
  07/05/25
yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is p...
adventurous coldplay fan fat ankles
  07/06/25
kid yes, wife no
Wonderful harsh stain ticket booth
  07/06/25
that was unnecessary
Slap-happy Balding Queen Of The Night
  07/06/25
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exciting kitchen
  07/06/25
If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it wou...
Ultramarine Field
  07/06/25
...
Milky mewling sex offender
  07/06/25
lol
Fighting personal credit line newt
  07/07/25
wow
Slap-happy Balding Queen Of The Night
  07/07/25


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Date: June 30th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Slap-happy Balding Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061236)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:00 PM
Author: Insanely creepy turquoise background story rehab

I've never been on a cruise, so if this were to happen, he/she would be taking that trip without me depriving me of the opportunity to jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061241)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:08 PM
Author: Kink-friendly hall

Same. I have never been on a cruise. I don't think my work would allow me to go on one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061487)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: histrionic mother jewess

I don't think the cruise line would allow you to go on one. Your massive frame would cause ruptures in the deck, not to mention the fuel costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064550)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: laughsome frum university

Fat is buoyant. The only real risk for you in the ocean is that a shark might mistake you for a seal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49076352)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: massive aphrodisiac stead volcanic crater

how much life insurance do they have?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061242)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:01 PM
Author: Mahogany Vigorous Jew

Absolutely, even in a storm. We're dying together- and even if I can't find him in the swells, and he can only hear me yelling his name; and even on the chance he can't.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Adulterous orchestra pit

You have to try. You're probably both going to die, but you have to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061246)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:24 PM
Author: Copper ungodly trump supporter famous landscape painting

the bermuda triangle isn't real bro you can swim in the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061294)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Slap-happy Balding Queen Of The Night

just jump is ALWAYS tcr

this bro lived

https://x.com/aleclace/status/1939764025169998323

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061317)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Motley Carmine Gaping

now that's what i call a hypo.

rationally you shouldn't do it, but you're probably jumping in without thinking about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061248)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:06 PM
Author: painfully honest sandwich depressive

This just happened IRL

https://x.com/collinrugg/status/1939738528734380304?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061251)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: up-to-no-good plaza therapy

lol twitter is morphing into facebook with those boomer comments

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061275)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Slap-happy Balding Queen Of The Night

“ackshually, you should go seek help from a professional”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061286)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: appetizing territorial trailer park

180. I thought falling off a cruise ship was sure death.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061686)



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Date: July 3rd, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Sinister sound barrier

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nPWAYWB6Ijs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49070086)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: rusted swashbuckling mad-dog skullcap

If you're considering not jumping you probably shouldn't have kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061249)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Slap-happy Balding Queen Of The Night

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061270)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Motley Carmine Gaping

what about your other kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061282)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: tripping sadistic legend

?

my kids would be glad if i saved their sibling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061414)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: appetizing territorial trailer park

(guy who doesn't have crotch fruit)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061811)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:27 AM
Author: Fighting personal credit line newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062447)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: up-to-no-good plaza therapy

dad is getting the best pussy of his entire life that night.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061254)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: rusted swashbuckling mad-dog skullcap

His wife will probably have sex with him too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061267)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: adventurous coldplay fan fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062635)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: big high-end meetinghouse

*bussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061298)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Mahogany Vigorous Jew

Huh? Kids are a burden to women unless they have some good Instagram value

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061308)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Boyish Idiot

Negative. The wife will be moving that 5 year old daughter into the parental bed and the kid won’t be back in their own bedroom for at least six months.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061316)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: hyperactive house

(actual married male)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061773)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: up-to-no-good plaza therapy

fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061824)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Boyish Idiot

Dad will actually get laid the night they sit down to watch their segment on the news where mom got to give a giant teary interview. Local news gets him a vanilla romp equivalent to when they’d been dating 1.5 years. A prime time national news interview gets him the Lauren Sanchez/Megan Markle depravity special.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061869)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Insanely creepy turquoise background story rehab

this is a sick post even for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061357)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: up-to-no-good plaza therapy

i meant that the wife is going to be sopping wet at her husband's heroics + adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061405)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:53 PM
Author: tripping sadistic legend

absolutely bizarre inference you drew here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061421)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Slap-happy Balding Queen Of The Night

Jewish projection is a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061427)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: umber underhanded corner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49078762)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:29 PM
Author: Titillating garrison azn

is this what married men have to do to convince their wives to have sex with them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062016)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: Burgundy Toaster Market

id probably grab a flotation device first

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061255)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: seedy karate

(Smart Dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061265)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Slap-happy Balding Queen Of The Night

more like (dad of a dead kid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061272)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Burgundy Toaster Market

my biggest is like 180lbs i doubt i can keep him and myself afloat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061713)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:30 AM
Author: Fighting personal credit line newt

Well then his fat ass shouldn’t have been sitting on the railing of a moving cruise ship while out at sea and you shouldn’t have come up with such a stupid fucking idea.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062448)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Burgundy Toaster Market

(shortmo kids)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062661)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Sapphire juggernaut

Of course, but better plan is to not put your kid up on the rail to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061266)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Slap-happy Balding Queen Of The Night

this isn’t confirmed but yeah good point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061283)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Naked Comical Police Squad Kitty

(Disney in house lawyer)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061312)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:34 PM
Author: Submissive contagious bawdyhouse preventive strike

(Defendant WDC’s Answer to the First Amended Complaint)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061328)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 AM
Author: Fighting personal credit line newt

tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062449)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: Awkward flickering internal respiration location

just jump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061336)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Slap-happy Balding Queen Of The Night

ALWAYS tcr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061345)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:20 PM
Author: saffron electric locus factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064523)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: exciting kitchen

Depends which kid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061384)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Slap-happy Balding Queen Of The Night

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061398)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Spectacular cruise ship

Dads jumping in makes up for (barely) the decision to take his kids on a "disney cruise" to begin with. He comes out even. Real heros are the disney compliance folks who ensured appropriate policy and procedures were in place and executed upon by trained crew members, and of course the disney C suite without whom none of this would even be possible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061394)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:49 PM
Author: Slap-happy Balding Queen Of The Night

JFC man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061399)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Copper ungodly trump supporter famous landscape painting

Don't forget the brave men and women out there on the law streets fighting for the Dad who sued Disney after his daughter ended up with a broken collarbone. Those medical expenses and personal trauma don't pay for themselves, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061404)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Awkward flickering internal respiration location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061410)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:59 PM
Author: up-to-no-good plaza therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061450)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: appetizing territorial trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061712)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:47 PM
Author: mind-boggling olive candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061777)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Milky mewling sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061817)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: Naked Comical Police Squad Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062020)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Submissive contagious bawdyhouse preventive strike

sealclubber?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062243)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: Titillating garrison azn

so, without you, none of this would even be possible?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062247)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:09 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Pale Site Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062443)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:27 AM
Author: adventurous coldplay fan fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062637)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle love of her life theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062948)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: hyperventilating heady parlour knife

i didn't see this alley oop coming but you sure dunked it home

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063691)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: Sable spot masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063718)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: histrionic mother jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064589)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:51 PM
Author: massive aphrodisiac stead volcanic crater

*furiously checks the Disney+ subscriber T&Cs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061415)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: Slap-happy Balding Queen Of The Night

bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061443)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 11:45 PM
Author: Submissive contagious bawdyhouse preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062245)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Fighting personal credit line newt

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062450)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Apoplectic Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062979)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 5:57 PM
Author: stirring generalized bond twinkling uncleanness

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/grandfather-toddler-who-fell-out-cruise-ship-window-sentenced-3-n1257067

The grandfather who was with his 18-month-old granddaughter when she fell to her death from an open window on a Royal Caribbean cruise ship was sentenced Monday to three years of probation, according to Puerto Rico's Department of Justice.

Salvatore “Sam” Anello, of Valparaiso, Indiana, pleaded guilty to negligent homicide last year after his granddaughter, Chloe Wiegand, fell through an 11-story window from the ship docked in San Juan, Puerto Rico, in July 2019.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061441)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:00 PM
Author: Slap-happy Balding Queen Of The Night

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061454)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: Motley Carmine Gaping

eric clapton stunned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061798)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: mind-boggling olive candlestick maker

jfc, the poor parents

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061808)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 8:05 PM
Author: Milky mewling sex offender

i am very surprised my boomer dad hasn't done this yet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061822)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:37 AM
Author: Fighting personal credit line newt

I remember that case. Almost as sad as the 2 year old eaten by an alligator at a Disney resort with the dad punching the alligator and the little boy screaming daddy help.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062451)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:23 AM
Author: stirring generalized bond twinkling uncleanness

Over time our minds are libraries of “horror”.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062632)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:19 PM
Author: seedy karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064521)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Milky mewling sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077604)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: Sable spot masturbator

He should have jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063719)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Nubile school cafeteria chad

how many of us have actually practiced diving from height (50+ feet)? i've only done it a few times, and i see how anyone in a hurry/panic would fuck it up completely.

you're supposed to relax beforehand and maintain good form by stretching your arms over your head so that your hands form a wedge. that wedge is what is supposed to strike the water first, creating a safe entry for the rest of your body.

the next-best entry is supposedly to hit the water feet-first with your toes extended to also form a bit of a wedge, but that's more likely to result in leg injuries.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061480)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:09 PM
Author: tripping sadistic legend

lol at libs.

it’s water, bro. you just jump in.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061492)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:13 PM
Author: Slap-happy Balding Queen Of The Night

cr

this fucking pumo would be stuck on the ship mumbling incoherently to his wife and cops about wedges while they dredge his kid from the bottom of the sea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061501)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: up-to-no-good plaza therapy

it's telling that even on the internet where they could pretend to be a tough guy their minds immediately go to making excuses about why it would be a bad idea. lib baby falls in and the headline would be "panicked former dad explains water surface tension is as rigid as concrete from fifty feet high"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061528)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:48 AM
Author: Slap-happy Balding Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062397)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:00 PM
Author: Cyan Temple Rigor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064441)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:39 AM
Author: Fighting personal credit line newt

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062452)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:15 PM
Author: Awkward flickering internal respiration location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061509)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: Ocher Blathering Home Community Account

never gone over 25 feet because of the fear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062022)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 6:59 PM
Author: dashing french chef

If you go feet first you have to cross over your legs before going in otherwise you'll get water shot up your ass hole. I know a guy that fell barefoot waterskiing at about the same speed. He had to see a Dr because his ass was bleeding inside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064439)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: pearly multi-colored pit

Where did you come up with "head first"?

Professional high divers and cliff jumpers always land feet first.

https://youtu.be/h-Z8_qsQYXc?t=86

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065730)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Twisted area

Yes of course. I can swim and I know I’ll get fished out, and in the meantime I can provide immediate action rather than minutes of delay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061591)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:58 AM
Author: unholy charismatic box office incel

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13952759/Person-dies-falling-overboard-cruise-ship-Channel-Islands.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062469)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Cyan Temple Rigor

it's pretty rare for people to get fished out after going overboard on a cruise ship. you have to be ready to die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063005)



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Date: June 30th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Irradiated anal reading party

Depends on how many kids. My only child? 100%. 3 kids still on boat with wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49061717)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:49 AM
Author: Slap-happy Balding Queen Of The Night

is it your contention that the cruise ship would sink without you?

also, she would 100% take the kids and leave you anyways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062398)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:25 AM
Author: Fighting personal credit line newt

Without reading any replies I can with 100% confidence say yes, without hesitation. It would be instinctive. I don’t know how any parent could answer otherwise.

I love my mixed kids more than anything in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062446)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:14 AM
Author: Slap-happy Balding Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062459)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:28 AM
Author: adventurous coldplay fan fat ankles

Spaceporn jumping in after your son and claiming under maritime salvage laws he gets to keep him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062639)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: hilarious arousing water buffalo

😟

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49062977)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: talking chocolate black woman mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063002)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 5:56 PM
Author: Slap-happy Balding Queen Of The Night

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064258)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Cyan Temple Rigor

yes absolutely

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063006)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: 180 Boiling Water

Anyone who says no isn’t a parent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063715)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:20 PM
Author: Sable spot masturbator

Impossible to say for sure in the abstract, but if it’s a bright clear day yes. If it’s rainy and 15-foot seas at 3 am, probably not. This is partly why I had so many kids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49063724)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Mahogany Vigorous Jew

You jump in no matter what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49064533)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 4:34 AM
Author: Slap-happy Balding Queen Of The Night



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065395)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:13 AM
Author: Sable spot masturbator

Seems retarded if your odds of survival are 1000 to 1 and you have other kids. Sometimes kids get got.

Also, which kid it is really does play a minor role in the decision to jump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065717)



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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:15 AM
Author: Sable spot masturbator

Disco Fries jumping and pulling cord to fully inflate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49065721)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: exciting kitchen

Would you jump in if you were certain to fail and would perish alongside him but you’d prevent your son from dying terrified and alone?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49075086)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 4:42 AM
Author: Mahogany Vigorous Jew

That's what I was getting at. This is 100% worth it- even if you can't actually find him in the water, and you know you are 99% unlikely to find him, it is still worth it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49075651)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 1:44 PM
Author: Slap-happy Balding Queen Of The Night

I’d rather die, even by drowning, than just watch my kid die while doing nothing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49076284)



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Date: July 5th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: onyx exhilarant skinny woman hairy legs

its certain death, so kid would never come on a cruise with me in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49075101)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:35 PM
Author: adventurous coldplay fan fat ankles

yes, but i would do so anyway because being on a cruise is prole helldrome

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077073)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: Wonderful harsh stain ticket booth

kid yes, wife no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077209)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Slap-happy Balding Queen Of The Night

that was unnecessary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077438)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: exciting kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077539)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Ultramarine Field

If it's Carnival, yes. But if it's a classier cruise, it would be very boorish behavior so I'd have to just let him drown.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077548)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:01 PM
Author: Milky mewling sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49077605)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:22 AM
Author: Fighting personal credit line newt

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49078741)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Slap-happy Balding Queen Of The Night

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744711&forum_id=2...id.#49078889)