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Date: February 21st, 2026 8:20 AM Author: Crystalline Dead Cumskin
she has a shitload of caked up makeup and even though she's like 25 or 26, she has had shit injected into her face (lips, cheeks). she's well on her way to mar-a-lago face.
these things are subjective, i know, but i really put her at about a 6. i could see someone rating her higher, but to me she screams looksmaxxing. if you saw the "real" her without all the makeup and whatever procedures she's had, i bet you'd see a 5.
i bet she used to be fat, too. she looks anorexic.
i would bet any amount of money she will never poast a "tbt" or any photos of herself in high school.
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Date: February 22nd, 2026 6:07 AM Author: Sexy yellow theater stage hairy legs
just about every chick takes a major hit if you take away makeup and procedures. I don't rate on what she's on her way towards, I rate the slut as she is.
She doesn't have the upper arms of an ex fat chick. I can't rule out your theory but I give it 25% odds. Based on my most likely composite for her body type, she is like a 6.8 -7.1.
If she turned out to be thin but dumpy (stretch marks, hidden flab, loose skin, etc) she could drop to a low 5. As a practical matter though, you could just bang her with her skirts on and just never look at her naked, which is probably her highest and best use in that scenario and would still give her high 6/low 7 utility if you like that kind of sex.
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Date: February 23rd, 2026 7:16 AM Author: Crystalline Dead Cumskin
i have to imagine she cleared this with the firm. hard to believe DAVIS POLK was okay with this retarded shit.
when i went back to jackson lewis, this law clerk wound up on that show love is blind, season 6 (marissa). she got stood up at the altar, apparently, and had an irl mental breakdown lol. anyway, she accepted an offer at jackson lewis after graduation (and just after crashing out bc her tv fiancee dumped her). she started doing tiktok videos like this and trying to do product sponsorships or whatever. the firm supposedly told her she had to stop or else.
the problem resolved itself when she failed the bar and quit law.
anyway, kind of crazy that a ttt firm like JL would tell someone to knock this off but davis polk would allow it.
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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:43 AM Author: Excitant Red Associate
"pick up prescriptions" --- i wonder what she's on
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DTTfb3hknBM/
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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:45 AM Author: Excitant Red Associate
here's her brother, which gives you an idea of how much work she's had done -- definitely a nose job
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DSxqCJRj0Oo/
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Date: February 23rd, 2026 10:49 AM Author: Crystalline Dead Cumskin
lol 180 find. this bitch is incredibly self-absorbed. poasting a video of her family watching her stupid fucking insta videos. i can't imagine her opinion of herself, even though she's probably already known as "not all that great" among the junior partners and senior associates assigning her work and will be pushed out of biglaw by 2027.
can't wait to see her insta poasts about "wanting work/life balance," transitioning into "my life as in-house counsel at a F500 company."
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Date: February 23rd, 2026 12:36 PM Author: cocky halford church
I know a chick like this at my old firm
She somehow is a senior aassociate
She has to be a rainmaker's ragdoll, right
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Date: March 3rd, 2026 7:33 AM Author: Crystalline Dead Cumskin
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVZrApZDBbM/
She just got back from a 2 week vacation to 1001 emails!
According to instagram, her vacation was going home to LA and shopping for two weeks and filming it all for “content”
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Date: March 5th, 2026 9:11 PM Author: Crystalline Dead Cumskin
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVha7fkjCI9/
This is one if the worst things I’ve ever seen on social media. She likens big lawyers to nba players and says that “she” stays up until 3 am “closing a billion dollar deal.” Lmfao.
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Date: March 5th, 2026 10:32 PM Author: Snowy aggressive bbw home
lcframpto
2h
Listen. I have two kids and I LOVE my career. It gives me a totally different satisfaction than the satisfaction I get from raising my kids and it makes me a better mom. I know you’re not a mom but if there was EVER a time for you to be career obsessed, it’s now. GET IT GIRL
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Date: March 5th, 2026 10:32 PM Author: Snowy aggressive bbw home
faryal29
3h
👏👏👏 Absolutely. That’s how I felt when I was in big law. Excellence requires grit, determination, and TIME!
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Date: March 5th, 2026 10:33 PM Author: Snowy aggressive bbw home
sasha.spiers
1h
This is such an original take, thank you 👏. I'm sick of the anti hustle culture rhetoric. Sometimes you just need to dig deep if it lights you up, get it girl! 🔥
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Date: March 5th, 2026 10:33 PM Author: Snowy aggressive bbw home
isita_0707
1h
You are such an inspiration!! What matters is your mental health and only YOU know your limits and boundaries. I got pregnant in grad school and had to go down to part time. I’m studying for the lsats and hopefully starting law school next year after I graduate with my masters 💅🏽
Having a kid didn’t slow me down, it was the accelerator I needed.
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Date: March 6th, 2026 7:27 AM Author: Crystalline Dead Cumskin
i appreciate your finding something nice to say about everyone (even me), but there is NO redeeming quality about this bitch. she is a vile person in every respect.
she's clearly still in her 20s but has injected her face with botox (her lips don't move when she talks). she is a vapid fucking retard. has a vastly overinflated self-image (yes, Davis Polk is a preftigious firm indeed so good on her for making it there, but she is a nobody comma-chaser and is going to be pushed out by the time she's a 5-6th year associate and like i said above, we will be treated to "content" about her "life as in-house counsel for a F500 company" and of course it'll be identical to this bullshit: her walking around NYC, buying handbags, etc. but anyway, she clearly thinks that "she" is "closing deals" right alongside "the labron james of biglaw" or whatever nonsense she said in the latest video i poasted.)
can you imagine being a relationship with a person like this?
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