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PTSD triggered
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you guys lead a tough life. gilded cage and all.
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Date: October 6th, 2021 8:10 PM
Author: Apoplectic free-loading theater



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Date: December 21st, 2024 2:36 AM
Author: Apoplectic free-loading theater



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Date: November 11th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e ("One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece)")



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Date: October 6th, 2021 8:12 PM
Author: Lavender Comical Bbw

*calls cell, gets redirected to voicemail*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2...id.#43233468)



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Date: October 6th, 2021 8:14 PM
Author: Apoplectic free-loading theater

*texts back*

Sorry missed your call. At dinner with a client. Will call to discuss at 10 PM. Please read the materials that I forwarded you this evening and begin the drafting the TRO. Let's file tomorrow. Thanks for jumping on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2...id.#43233474)



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Date: October 6th, 2021 8:17 PM
Author: Lavender Comical Bbw

*Opens email*

*No attachment*

"Hi. Sorry, I can't seem to find the attachment. Did you send it? Let me know if you did; I can call IT. Also, hope the dinner is going well. I was going to go to have dinner with my wife, but I'll stay here. Thankfully her friend will go with her. Really nice place. I'll have to tell you about it.

Also, I called but was redirected to your voicemail. I'll text you next.

Thank,"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2...id.#43233494)



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Date: October 6th, 2021 8:19 PM
Author: Apoplectic free-loading theater

*forwards 13 emails with dozens of attachments each, three of which are entirely unrelated to the matter at hand, all with zero commentary*

*sends separate email*

This should get you started. Tuning out now until 10 PM (very needy client!). THanks.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2...id.#43233508)



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Date: October 6th, 2021 8:25 PM
Author: Lavender Comical Bbw

*Some docs are password protected*

*Sends to IT, but get no response*

*calls partner but no answer*

"Hey. Can you send the password for the docs?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2...id.#43233549)



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Date: October 6th, 2021 8:26 PM
Author: charismatic market

i'm gay

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Date: October 6th, 2021 8:28 PM
Author: Lavender Comical Bbw

Thanks so much, that worked. Will get this to you asap.

*wife comes home smelling of dicks and cigs*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2...id.#43233571)



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Date: October 6th, 2021 11:11 PM
Author: Passionate primrose legal warrant

uh...kinda confused on how you know what MULTIPLE dicks smell like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2...id.#43234277)



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Date: November 5th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: Saffron Shaky Mexican



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Date: October 6th, 2021 8:28 PM
Author: Apoplectic free-loading theater

*hour passes by, 9 PM hits*

*partner finally checks email after main course / before dessert*

Feel free to ask the client directly, no need to wait for me, thanks. Can we push our 10:00 PM to 8:00 AM tomorrow? Pitching this potential client hard, should get some business out of this. If you could have a working draft of the TRO ready by 8:00 AM tmrw that would be great, I can review before our call. Thx again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2...id.#43233573)



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Date: October 6th, 2021 11:11 PM
Author: diverse fighting private investor



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Date: October 6th, 2021 11:25 PM
Author: ruddy autistic jew goal in life

Jfc I’m triggered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2...id.#43234333)



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Date: October 6th, 2021 8:30 PM
Author: Apoplectic free-loading theater

"Please don't forget to CC me on all emails, this client trusts you (bragged hard about you) but does want to know the relationship partner is involved. Thx.

If you knock this out of the park, let's talk about fee splitting down-the-road.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2...id.#43233582)



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Date: October 6th, 2021 9:19 PM
Author: Lavender Comical Bbw

*gets erection*

"Ha! Absolutely. Would be great to wet my beak a little bit. I'll def have the draft ready. Will start asap."

*Proceeds to ignore calls from terminally ill mother*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2...id.#43233823)



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Date: October 6th, 2021 9:40 PM
Author: Apoplectic free-loading theater



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Date: October 6th, 2021 11:09 PM
Author: Black theater stage internal respiration

This was a nice therapy session.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2...id.#43234265)



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Date: October 6th, 2021 11:12 PM
Author: Passionate primrose legal warrant



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Date: October 6th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: drab vibrant digit ratio therapy



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Date: October 7th, 2021 9:25 AM
Author: Apoplectic free-loading theater



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Date: October 7th, 2021 1:54 PM
Author: Lavender Comical Bbw

"Hey. About that fee splitting. When are you available to talk about it? I left a voicemail and sent a text. I think Linda (your secretary) is supposed to remind you.

Anyways. I am flying out to my mom's funeral. I'll be out of pocket from 12-3pm (EST) but will otherwise be generally available. Should be back in the office by Tuesday."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2...id.#43236865)



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Date: October 7th, 2021 2:33 PM
Author: Apoplectic free-loading theater

Sorry that I missed your texts and V/M.

Where are we on the revised TRO? As discussed this morning, the initial draft looked like a rush job. We really need to file this today - have we lined up late night secretarial coverage? I'm heading out of town at 5 PM for my son's college basketball game tomorrow, so please send the updated draft ASAP.

Thanks again for helping on this. Johnny on the spot!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2...id.#43237101)



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Date: October 7th, 2021 2:35 PM
Author: Apoplectic free-loading theater

Sorry, just noticed your bit about your mother mom passing. I'm very sorry to hear about that. I wonder why you took this assignment on under these circumstances? Do we need to transfer this matter? Can I get the draft by 4 PM?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2...id.#43237106)



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Date: October 7th, 2021 4:08 PM
Author: Apoplectic free-loading theater

Hello? It's 4:07 pm. Where are we on this??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2...id.#43237451)



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Date: October 7th, 2021 10:08 PM
Author: Lavender Comical Bbw

*enters that out of pocket in the sky after consuming 5 5-hr energies and snorting adderall.*

Meanwhile back in NY, his wife is getting plowed by the doorman DeMarcus still wearing his timerlands, as her phone vibrations are muffled by her screams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2...id.#43239121)



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Date: October 8th, 2021 7:12 PM
Author: Apoplectic free-loading theater

Can we file Monday morning? I'd like to keep you on this matter but if you're overcommitted, please let me know. THanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2...id.#43243830)



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Date: October 9th, 2021 10:35 AM
Author: Apoplectic free-loading theater

Hi. Checking in. Thx.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2...id.#43246148)



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Date: October 9th, 2021 4:47 PM
Author: Apoplectic free-loading theater

Thanks for your help on this. I've transferred this matter to Associate Y. Take care.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2...id.#43247441)



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Date: October 9th, 2021 5:05 PM
Author: Lavender Comical Bbw

*Wakes up from coma*

*Immediately grabs phone and sees 300 follow-up emails*

*Calls recruiter*

"Hi. We spoke a few weeks ago. You mentioned there were some inhouse opportunities available for someone like me. Are there any?"

Recruiter: Ohh yes. The market is hot right now. Let me see [proceeds to list practice areas that you're not in].

"Well...the thing is, I don't do any of that. I actually handle bet-the-farm litigation for F500 companies. I have some court experience too. I've handled a handful of depos too."

Recruiter: Ohhh..I see. Well. I don't see anything right now, but I have a great lateral opportunity with White & Case.

*Goes back into a coma*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2...id.#43247499)



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Date: October 9th, 2021 7:50 PM
Author: ruddy autistic jew goal in life



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Date: October 10th, 2021 8:58 AM
Author: Carnelian up-to-no-good house dysfunction



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Date: November 5th, 2024 11:00 AM
Author: Apoplectic free-loading theater



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Date: November 6th, 2024 10:08 PM
Author: Apoplectic free-loading theater



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Date: October 6th, 2021 11:14 PM
Author: Cowardly boyish brunch queen of the night

PTSD triggered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2...id.#43234287)



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Date: October 7th, 2021 9:35 AM
Author: maize double fault

you guys lead a tough life. gilded cage and all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2...id.#43235621)



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Date: October 7th, 2021 9:41 AM
Author: Apoplectic free-loading theater



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Date: October 7th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: Cowardly boyish brunch queen of the night



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Date: October 9th, 2021 4:53 PM
Author: sickened carmine partner

hesitated clicking

continued to read anyway

fuck my ass

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Date: October 9th, 2021 4:53 PM
Author: Apoplectic free-loading theater

Thanks for reading!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2...id.#43247461)



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Date: November 5th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: Apoplectic free-loading theater



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Date: October 9th, 2021 11:19 PM
Author: drab vibrant digit ratio therapy



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Date: October 9th, 2021 11:35 PM
Author: unholy garnet resort



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Date: October 10th, 2021 8:45 AM
Author: Apoplectic free-loading theater



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Date: October 17th, 2023 11:15 PM
Author: Apoplectic free-loading theater



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Date: November 4th, 2024 9:05 AM
Author: Apoplectic free-loading theater



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Date: December 21st, 2024 2:36 AM
Author: Violent cobalt place of business heaven

Not a lawyer - do you get fired if you just ignore one of these?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4937354&forum_id=2...id.#48471697)



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Date: December 21st, 2024 2:41 PM
Author: Apoplectic free-loading theater

Lol

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