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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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Duck-like arrogant theater
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
Bronze Sandwich Scourge Upon The Earth
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
Duck-like arrogant theater
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
Bronze Sandwich Scourge Upon The Earth
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
Duck-like arrogant theater
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
nighttime cruise ship patrolman
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
Duck-like arrogant theater
  07/06/25
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Autistic chocolate haunted graveyard
  07/06/25
18000000000000
well-lubricated avocado volcanic crater
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Pale blathering property
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nighttime cruise ship patrolman
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arousing free-loading house
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infuriating filthpig
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galvanic doctorate pozpig
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Fluffy Principal's Office
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Gay chad stain
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disturbing box office background story
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Maize native
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soggy hot psychic
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crawly translucent incel stock car
  07/12/25
Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
Pale blathering property
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
Bronze Sandwich Scourge Upon The Earth
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
Pale blathering property
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
Duck-like arrogant theater
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
Pale blathering property
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
Bronze Sandwich Scourge Upon The Earth
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
Duck-like arrogant theater
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
Pale blathering property
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
dark toilet seat degenerate
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
Pale blathering property
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
cream kitty state
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
passionate queen of the night
  07/06/25
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crawly translucent incel stock car
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
arousing free-loading house
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
gaped temple
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
Hairraiser sadistic tank potus
  07/07/25
if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
galvanic doctorate pozpig
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
Razzle-dazzle Slate Crackhouse Telephone
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
Duck-like arrogant theater
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
dark toilet seat degenerate
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
Duck-like arrogant theater
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
Razzle-dazzle Slate Crackhouse Telephone
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
dark toilet seat degenerate
  07/07/25
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Maniacal Boistinker Spot
  07/07/25
veddy veddy not kosher
Razzle-dazzle Slate Crackhouse Telephone
  07/07/25
cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
Hairraiser sadistic tank potus
  07/09/25
you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
dark toilet seat degenerate
  07/09/25
I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
Maniacal Boistinker Spot
  07/11/25
prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
Razzle-dazzle Slate Crackhouse Telephone
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
Maniacal Boistinker Spot
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
Razzle-dazzle Slate Crackhouse Telephone
  07/11/25
I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
Maniacal Boistinker Spot
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
Razzle-dazzle Slate Crackhouse Telephone
  07/13/25
most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
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arousing free-loading house
  07/07/25
No 40k for you
Maniacal Boistinker Spot
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Duck-like arrogant theater
  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
Crystalline Wonderful Mediation Love Of Her Life
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Maniacal Boistinker Spot
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Duck-like arrogant theater
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
yellow heaven
  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
Aromatic station
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Duck-like arrogant theater
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
impressive candlestick maker
  07/13/25


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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Duck-like arrogant theater



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Bronze Sandwich Scourge Upon The Earth

come on man, that is one meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077691)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: Duck-like arrogant theater

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077705)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Bronze Sandwich Scourge Upon The Earth

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077713)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Duck-like arrogant theater

Idk like 3 days of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077723)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: nighttime cruise ship patrolman

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077706)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Duck-like arrogant theater

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077730)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: Autistic chocolate haunted graveyard



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: well-lubricated avocado volcanic crater

18000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077861)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: Pale blathering property



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: nighttime cruise ship patrolman



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: gold digit ratio gaping



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: arousing free-loading house



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: infuriating filthpig



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: galvanic doctorate pozpig



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: Fluffy Principal's Office



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Maniacal Boistinker Spot



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: Gay chad stain



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: disturbing box office background story



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Aromatic station



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Maize native



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: soggy hot psychic



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: crawly translucent incel stock car



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Pale blathering property

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077707)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: Bronze Sandwich Scourge Upon The Earth

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077716)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Pale blathering property

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077727)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Duck-like arrogant theater

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077732)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: Pale blathering property

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077734)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Bronze Sandwich Scourge Upon The Earth

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077738)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Duck-like arrogant theater

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077725)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Pale blathering property

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077729)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: dark toilet seat degenerate

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078404)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Pale blathering property

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078900)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: cream kitty state

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077726)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: passionate queen of the night

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077755)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: crawly translucent incel stock car



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: arousing free-loading house

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077803)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: gaped temple

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Hairraiser sadistic tank potus

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078353)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: galvanic doctorate pozpig

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078365)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Slate Crackhouse Telephone

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: Duck-like arrogant theater

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078730)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: dark toilet seat degenerate

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078733)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Duck-like arrogant theater

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078738)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Slate Crackhouse Telephone

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078743)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: dark toilet seat degenerate

you're indian why do you care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078752)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Maniacal Boistinker Spot



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Slate Crackhouse Telephone

veddy veddy not kosher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078879)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: Hairraiser sadistic tank potus

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: dark toilet seat degenerate

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49085446)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Maniacal Boistinker Spot

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Slate Crackhouse Telephone

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: Maniacal Boistinker Spot

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Slate Crackhouse Telephone

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49093509)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: Maniacal Boistinker Spot

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Slate Crackhouse Telephone

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Slate Crackhouse Telephone

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49093472)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: arousing free-loading house



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Maniacal Boistinker Spot

No 40k for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078877)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Duck-like arrogant theater



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Crystalline Wonderful Mediation Love Of Her Life

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49085438)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Pale blathering property



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Maniacal Boistinker Spot



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: Duck-like arrogant theater



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: yellow heaven

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49087406)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Aromatic station

define 'sticks'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49093479)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: Duck-like arrogant theater



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: impressive candlestick maker

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

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