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DBG what's the deal with Judaism. Christianity is salvation. Islam is submission
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Date: December 3rd, 2025 9:35 PM Author: Christmas Carp (🎄🐟) What's the deal with Judaism. What's the selling point here. It seems disoriented with a bunch of scholars autistically debating strange nuances (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2...id.#49482071) |
Date: December 3rd, 2025 9:39 PM Author: .,.,...,.,.;,.,,,:,.,.,::,....,:,..;,.., tbf their sales figures aren’t very impressive compared to those other religions you mentioned so it kinda defeats the premise of your question. it’s like asking what’s the selling point of Princeton’s football program compared to Notre Dame and Alabama (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2...id.#49482085) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2025 9:41 PM Author: Simon of Trent their sales and marketing dept is sps (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2...id.#49482091) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2025 9:41 PM Author: Christmas Carp (🎄🐟) What do Jews strive for? Tikkun Olam seems like shitlib reform nonsense. Is there any redemption or overriding messages besides arguing about laws. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2...id.#49482095) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2025 9:42 PM Author: Simon of Trent to be a direct vessel for God to indwell the material world with his Holiest of Light (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2...id.#49482102) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2025 9:41 PM Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;.., there's no selling point. we dont proselytise. we're born jewish and stuck with it, and cant avoid it. and we're born with both the good and evil inclination. so you either have to live a life of torah or live a life of secular pleasure, but if doing the latter, your jewish guilt deep down inside you comes out and drives you to torah.
you think someone like cslg doesnt have a spark of torah inside him telling him to stop fucking whores and to put on tefillin and start learning talmud? of course he does. |
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Date: December 3rd, 2025 9:42 PM Author: Judas Jones "put on the tefillin, brother" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2...id.#49482100) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2025 9:50 PM Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;.., (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2...id.#49482133) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2025 10:07 PM Author: Christmas Carp (🎄🐟) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2...id.#49482180) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2025 9:43 PM Author: Christmas Carp (🎄🐟) Thank you. That's what I'm asking. What would motivate a CSLG to turn to his Jewish roots? It doesn't seem rooted in salvation or redemption. Just an absolute love of scholarship? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2...id.#49482107) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2025 9:51 PM Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;.., easy answer: the good inclination that is inside every jew. every jew has that spark somewhere. most have a harder time finding it, and their evil inclination overpowers it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2...id.#49482138) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2025 9:54 PM Author: Simon of Trent this gerneatons tzaddikim are carrying the torch so other jews can be degens this gilgul (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2...id.#49482142) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2025 9:56 PM Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;.., yep. and chabad rabbis are out there trying to put tefillin on tattooed degenerate jews and turn them around so we can bring about the messiah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2...id.#49482151) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2025 9:54 PM Author: Christmas Carp (🎄🐟) Isn't Talmud study just reading autistic screeds of medieval rabbis arguing if you have title to a boat that washed ashore to your front lawn and the owner hasn't claimed it yet and the boat fishes for mollusks. I love scholarship but that doesn't sound like a way to a redemption arc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2...id.#49482144) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2025 9:58 PM Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;.., it's not *just* that, but it's mostly that. and that's why the mussar movement developed ~150 years ago. the idea is to find ways to apply the tamud's autistic screeds to daily life and morality.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Musar_movement |
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Date: December 3rd, 2025 10:04 PM Author: Christmas Carp (🎄🐟) I'm too stupid for Judaism. How do Sephardim even compete with the high IQ ashkenazim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2...id.#49482172) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2025 10:14 PM Author: Simon of Trent they make better food and have hotter pussy and better sounding cantilation/trope
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Date: December 3rd, 2025 10:16 PM Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;.., (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2...id.#49482201) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2025 10:20 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,. Also, not sure what "compete" means here. You can convert from Judaism to something else (or something else to Judaism) but Ashkenazi vs Sephardic is purely ethnic description. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2...id.#49482208) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2025 10:25 PM Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;.., >You can convert from Judaism to something else
no, once you're a jew, you're a jew
>(or something else to Judaism)
it's extremely difficult |
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Date: December 3rd, 2025 10:29 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,. Seriously, what makes you believe that?
The "difficulty" is largely irrelevant. |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 6:25 AM Author: Christmas Carp (🎄🐟) In scholarship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2...id.#49482615) |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 7:56 AM Author: Shlomo Dreidlowitz That's what's so crazy about this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2...id.#49482666) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2025 10:17 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,. "there's no selling point. we dont proselytise. we're born jewish and stuck with it, and cant avoid it"
Given that many Jews change to other religions, marry into other religions, and generally abandon Judaism this is entirely false. |
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Date: December 3rd, 2025 10:45 PM Author: the walter white of this generation (walt jr.) His point is that that's all bullshit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2...id.#49482263) |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 12:30 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,. But bullshit from what perspective? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2...id.#49483309) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2025 10:50 PM Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;.., >many Jews change to other religions, marry into other religions, and generally abandon Judaism
they're still jewish, like it or not. they're still obligated to keep the torah and follow its commandments and will be judged if they dont |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 12:29 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,. Judged in what way? Jews don't believe in hell or necessarily even an afterlife. If you mean "by the community" then they obviously don't care. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2...id.#49483306) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2025 9:43 PM Author: my dog has shot fewer people than Dick Cheney (let us rid ourselves of the fiction that low oil prices are good) straight cash money, goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2...id.#49482104) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2025 9:43 PM Author: Simon of Trent (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2...id.#49482108) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2025 10:16 PM Author: Gloostick There isn't a selling point, it's a religion centered around ethno-religious supremacy and parasitism. The Jew has only one goal - subvert, rot and destroy.
It's a post-Christian religion born in the murder and rejection of the Son of Man. They're basically a group driven to evil by the nature of their souls. Think Morgoth or Sauron. |
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Date: December 3rd, 2025 10:21 PM Author: theranchman whats with jews just being like okay some rabbi tricked all jews into letting them panty sniff their wives dirty panty so im going to go along with it forever now without question (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2...id.#49482211) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2025 10:25 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,. What? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2...id.#49482222) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2025 10:27 PM Author: theranchman ask grok (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2...id.#49482227) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2025 10:30 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,. No, I won't do it. The first time someone said they suck blood out of baby dick I called bs and was wrong and ever since, I've been careful. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2...id.#49482235) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2025 10:25 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,. I'm honestly totally shocked that they still exist, even in the tiny numbers that they do. The question in the OP is exactly why and DBG's answer basically supports it. He doesn't denote any actual advantage, but instead it is some shitty curse that he feels he can't erase.
At least Are Reptile is pretty open that it is just a networking opportunity for him to get more money. |
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Date: December 3rd, 2025 10:30 PM Author: theranchman
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Date: December 4th, 2025 7:04 AM Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;.., It’s almost like we’re god’s chosen people and he’s keeping us alive but small in numbers as the Torah says. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2...id.#49482638) |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 10:40 AM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,. You're small in numbers because the religion sucks. People like you follow Judaism not because it is the will of God but because you guys are assholes and the religion and culture are all about being assholes to everyone who isn't Jewish. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2...id.#49482951) |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 10:46 AM Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;.., again, we don't proselytise and make it extremely hard to join (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2...id.#49482965) |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 10:48 AM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,. You also can't really proselytize because your religion has zero real message or selling point, as the OP notes. The only people joining are doing it because they're marrying into it or getting money somehow. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2...id.#49482977) |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:12 AM Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;.., we're literally going in circles. ur a broken record and dont care to engage, and just want to repeat the same shit over and over again. we're done here. have a good day. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2...id.#49483028) |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 5:25 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,. (guy pretending that he is giving substantive responses here) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2...id.#49484196) |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 3:09 AM Author: goy orbison Judaism is subversion (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2...id.#49482569) |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 3:28 AM Author: Simon of Trent (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2...id.#49482575) |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 5:11 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2...id.#49484175) |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 8:06 AM Author: lsd It’s mostly about digging tunnels (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2...id.#49482671) |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:00 AM Author: dupa My struggle with Judaism, as a Jew, is that it seems too heavily rooted in exclusion and self-elevation above others. Sure conversion is possible, but I don't think Jews would welcome the conversion of the entire world's population, as this would dilute the status as "the chosen people". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2...id.#49483004) |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:14 AM Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;.., odd case, your yetzer hara had you marry a fat shikse and your same yetzer hara is telling you that judaism is bad bc it's exclusive.
i know bros who have divorced their shikse wives and left their families, and remarried jews. you can too! i'm davening for you! |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:15 AM Author: dupa My shikse wife is 5'4" 110lb. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2...id.#49483043) |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:20 AM Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;.., in that case, my yetzer hara demands pics.
but the rest of the poast remains. |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 12:07 PM Author: dupa If everyone in the world woke up tomorrow as devout followers of the Jewish faith committed to undergoing orthodox conversion, would you welcome this development and be happy about it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2...id.#49483245) |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 12:28 PM Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;.., it could be a sign of the messianic times, which would be a good thing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2...id.#49483305) |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 12:30 PM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,. Wouldn't mean much since the whole point of the messiah is that the small group of Jews get to rule over everyone else. if everyone is a Jew then that's irrelevant. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2...id.#49483312) |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 12:37 PM Author: dupa Let's say it's not a sign of messianic times. Let's go further, let's say that you know that the messiah will not return for at least 8,000 years and that the world's present day conversion to Judaism is totally unrelated to that event occurring in the distant future.
Good, bad, neutral? |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 12:52 PM Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;.., i dont know what the point of this hypo is. it's not going to happen under the circumstances you describe. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2...id.#49483358) |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 4:06 PM Author: Madison Avenue Lemming Enslaved to Conformity Lol at the board’s chief hypo poser refusing to answer this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2...id.#49484033) |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 4:07 PM Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;.., i do legal hypos not historical fiction hypos (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2...id.#49484035) |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 5:21 PM Author: dupa (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2...id.#49484190) |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:50 AM Author: .,.,...,..,.,.,:,,:,.,.,:::,...,:,...:..:.,:.::,. Anyone in any reasonable religion would immediately see that a suggestion to leave his wife and family (4 children) so he can marry a Jewish woman (because goys are not real people) is insanely evil but within the framework of Judaism it makes sense. This, of course, proves Dupa's point about how Judaism's exclusionary nature is bad. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5805976&forum_id=2...id.#49483172) |
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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:16 AM Author: Paralegal Mohammad (Death, death to the IDF!) *enters thread*
*raises thermostat to 750 degrees*
*walks away* |