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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#49425607) Date: November 13th, 2025 7:30 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are)) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#49428348) Date: November 13th, 2025 8:13 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece) (Awfully coy u are)) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#49428430) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:41 AM Author: Cracking doobsian ticket booth Got your voicemail. I do think we need to substantively respond by Monday, not just issue a notice of representation letter and request an extension. This particular opposing counsel would likely deny any extension requests, anyway. We go back and there is some "bad blood" between us. My assistant will forward you the other materials momentarily before she leaves for the day (the office closes at 12 PM today for the holiday). Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43668682) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:42 AM Author: Slap-happy temple (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43668684) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:44 AM Author: Cracking doobsian ticket booth Oh, one more thing. Feel free to loop in first-year X on some initial research, heard he is slow. If so, please double-check the cited materials before proceeding drafting - between you and me, one partner commented that his research skills need improvement. Good opportunity for you to improve delegating skills and to "bring someone up" in the Firm. Thanks again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43668691) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:45 AM Author: Slap-happy temple Appreciate the advice. Will get right on this and circle back. Tkhanks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43668698) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:58 AM Author: Cracking doobsian ticket booth My assistant just reminded me via text that Plaintiffs' counsel served the attached discovery requests on our client three weeks ago. Answers and responses due next Friday. I know you're tied up on research and the response, but plan to turn to this after emailing the initial draft response on or before Monday morning. My assistant prepared the attached shell answers and responses, hopefully it helps. Paralegal X (copied here) already requested info and docs from the client. I think she is also on PTO until Monday, so plan on reaching out to her Monday morning to see where she stored the client info/documents (I assume we've received some if not all of the documents??). If you could review the docs/info by Monday mid-day, I can review your draft email to the client requesting any outstanding info/docs. I'd like the email to the client go out Monday COB (with our apologies on last minute request), so we are in position to answer and respond by next Friday. I'm fine with indicating we need to supplement here or there, but this opposing counsel is difficult - we need to avoid giving her any opportunities to go to the Court. Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43668766) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:15 PM Author: Slimy duck-like circlehead Lol at this cunt opposing counsel being a woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43668859) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:24 PM Author: Cracking doobsian ticket booth Hi Associate X, I know we've exchanged a bunch of emails today on this, but please acknowledge receipt of my suggested attack plan above. I'd bump all deadlines forward a bit in light of the client's request for the draft response by this Sunday evening. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43668904) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:35 PM Author: Slap-happy temple Sorry, I've been diligent in attacking this and neglected to acknowledge receipt of the above-mentioned. Reiterating that I did receive your suggested course of action and will follow up on all future messages in a timely fashion. Also acknowledging the updated deadline herein. I just need to cancel all holiday plans and notify the affected parties. Then I can drill down for a Sunday release. Apologies again for the belated acknowledgment, and Happy Hanukah to you and your family, Thanks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43668948) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:38 PM Author: Cracking doobsian ticket booth No worries at all. It's Christmas Eve. Please spend it with your family, after: (1) you figure out how to access the materials on my assistant's email account; and (2) we confirm junior associate Y can get started on the research ASAP. Look forward to reading the rough draft Sunday morning! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43668971) Date: December 24th, 2021 7:02 PM Author: Cracking doobsian ticket booth Hi Senior Associate X, I know it's Christmas Eve, but please let me know where we stand on items 1 and 2 above. I know we had some Firmwide connectivity issues earlier today, but I received notification from IT that they have been resolved. I'm eating dinner with the family from 7 until 8 PM, but can discuss any time after. Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43670639) Date: December 25th, 2021 8:23 AM Author: Cracking doobsian ticket booth [marks priority email] Senior Associate X, It's almost 8:30 AM the following day, yet I still have not heard from you. I am easygoing, but not without limits. This is a law business, not to mention our ethical duty to vigorously represent our clients. Please call me today at your earliest convenience. Thanks (and hope you managed to spend some time with the family yesterday evening or this morning). Equity Partner (sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43672535) Date: December 25th, 2021 8:42 AM Author: beady-eyed idiotic faggotry gaming laptop (Senior Associate X's Mercedes-Benz E-Class finally runs out of gas. It had been idling in the garage ever since Senior Associate X's wife and children left for Christmas. The last thing she had told him was "Well, congratulations. You're missing your last Christmas with me. This settles it." Senior Associate X is in the driver's seat, lifeless, wearing his best Brooks Brothers Suit. Rigor mortis has set in completely now.) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43672573) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:22 PM Author: Saffron mentally impaired theater I'm enjoying this plotline. 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I do think we need Junior Associate Y to get started on some research this afternoon, though. Any luck finding his cell? (Sent on my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43669002) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:02 PM Author: Cracking doobsian ticket booth Following-up on this (and hope you receive it - sheesh, our Firm's IT infrastructure!) (Sent on my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43669070) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:28 PM Author: Swashbuckling blue cruise ship Brilliant. "Also acknowledging the updated deadline herein. I just need to cancel all holiday plans and notify the affected parties. Then I can drill down for a Sunday release." I also imagine release being suicide. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43669208) Date: November 12th, 2025 12:52 PM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e ("One Year Performance 1978-1979 (Cage Piece)") (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#49423274) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:19 PM Author: talented henna ratface stage To be fair, (30 minutes later. now CC'ing Head of Human Resources and Chief Diversity Officer): [Senior Associate], Sorry -- As I was scrolling through my emails, I was reminded that it has been strongly recommended that we all strive to give our diverse associates (such as [X]) "a purposeful space for healing and rest" over the next few days, in light of the recent unfortunate verdict that was just returned by a Minneapolis jury finding former-Police Officer Kim Potter guilty of manslaughter (rather than murder) in the tragic on-duty shooting death of Daunte Wright. In light of that advice, which is certainly well taken, please don't email [X]. I believe [miserable 33 year old shrill midwit grinder goy shrew 3rd year Y] may have some bandwidth, but if not, let's save the "mentoring" for another time -- probably just as well, given that this client is very cost conscious, which I believe I previously mentioned. Thanks again, and thank you both as well for the important reminder on this, Shonda and LaTanye! (Sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43668885) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:30 PM Author: Cracking doobsian ticket booth *Head of Firm Human Resources chimes in* Thanks for being so thoughtful, Equity Partner X. We hate putting ANY of our hard-working and talented associates "out" for the holiday, but all things equal, the Firm strongly believes in retaining diverse talent. And thanks Senior Associate for all your hard work!! Crazy that you've been with us 8 years now. Have a blessed Christmas, all of you!! -Shonda (Sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43668925) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:33 PM Author: talented henna ratface stage To be fair, *Your hand hovers over the "Send" icon on an innocuous and sniveling "Thanks all, Happy Holidays!" reply for a solid 30 seconds, but ultimately you chicken out and don't fire it off because you're concerned about potentially offending someone who doesn't celebrate any holidays at this time of year, and you don't know if the Chief Diversity Officer -- who is a real battle axe -- might fit that bill* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43668938) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:37 PM Author: beady-eyed idiotic faggotry gaming laptop you finally settle on: "Thanks all, enjoy the festive season and new year! Sincerely, Bobby Birdshit, Esq. Senior Associate Kike & Kike LLP he/him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43668963) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:38 PM Author: talented henna ratface stage To be fair, *You find it hard to concentrate for the next hour as a nagging voice in the back of your heads wonders where the "festive season" phrase might have crossed a line* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43668972) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:57 PM Author: beady-eyed idiotic faggotry gaming laptop *this nagging feeling you may have crossed the line persists for months. when you attend your monthly diversity seminar in january where a large black woman explains institutional white supremacy to you for the 100th time, you nervously wave at the diversity and inclusion head, trying to gauge if she has forgotten this past misstep* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43669054) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:44 PM Author: Cracking doobsian ticket booth *the diversity and inclusion person's eyes go right past you, as if you never existed* *and just after the monthly seminar closes, you try to approach diversity and inclusion head, but she's knee-deep in conversation with the Firm's Partner-in-Charge, so you walk out early not to bother them* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43669567) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:50 PM Author: beady-eyed idiotic faggotry gaming laptop Diversity and Inclusion head Shonda to Partner-in-Charge: "Mmmmhmmm, nice to see Senior Associate X finally show up to one of these events. Despite them being highly encouraged. Although he didn't look particularly engaged. Anyways, we received word back from Ibram X Kendi about speaking for us. His fee is $100,000.00, which is frankly a steal. He's has availability mid-March. I recommend we make this event mandatory." 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Shouldn’t have been that much work over the holiday.” Shitty associate also billed a bunch of hours but didn’t ease the workload at all, ofc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43669188) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:28 PM Author: Cracking doobsian ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43669207) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:37 PM Author: geriatric up-to-no-good kitty philosopher-king Worst part was that the work wasn’t even our responsibility, co-counsel fucked up a joint filing and then partner volunteered our firm to do all of it last minute and dumped 100% on me while he went out of pocket for the long holiday weekend. 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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43669246) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:45 AM Author: tantric nursing home mediation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43668694) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:46 AM Author: Cracking doobsian ticket booth Did you receive the outstanding materials from my assistant? She told me yesterday she planned to work today, but I haven't heard or seen her at all this morning. Thanks. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43668702) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:50 AM Author: Passionate home “I’m going to kill myself soon. How would you like me to itemize that on our next billing report?” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43668725) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:07 PM Author: Cracking doobsian ticket booth Hi Associate X, I received the email immediately below from your account. Did you send it. If so, did you mean to send it to me? Regardless, our Firm offers free wellness programs. Search the Intranet. Hope you stay well this season. P.s. if you have any questions about the research or response as you're working through it, give me a ring. (Sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43668815) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:29 PM Author: Saffron mentally impaired theater "Regardless, our Firm offers free wellness programs. Search the Intranet." jfc. . . 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I texted my assistant and she reminded me that she is using PTO today. Client directly emailed all the materials to her account last night. Any suggestions? I don't want to put this client out again on Christmas Eve, but know you need these documents to begin research and drafting. You might consider seeing if IT can access the materials from her account. Give me a call if you'd like to discuss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43668722) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:53 AM Author: tantric nursing home mediation lmao, this is pretty good. only slightly-exaggerated as compared to some situations I've lived. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43668741) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:02 PM Author: Cracking doobsian ticket booth Any luck with IT? Did you loop in junior associate X yet? I'm hitting the road in about an hour. Thanks again. Johnny on the Spot! (Sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43668784) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:05 PM Author: Cracking doobsian ticket booth Oh, and Happy Holidays!! (Sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43668795) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:11 PM Author: talented henna ratface stage To be fair, I'm gay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43668844) Date: August 25th, 2022 7:59 AM Author: topaz meetinghouse really tough guy JFC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#45067520) Date: August 25th, 2022 10:11 AM Author: Cracking doobsian ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#45067917) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:06 PM Author: beady-eyed idiotic faggotry gaming laptop Emails to Pradeep and Sanjay in IT have an autoresponse that they will be out until Monday. Any chance you could get your assistant to log in remotely to send me the docs? Haven't heard back from Junior yet. Wife and kids are heading off to my parents so I'll be out of pocket for about 30min while I see them off, I'll loop back with you before you hit the road. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43668806) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:08 PM Author: Azure embarrassed to the bone center generalized bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43668825) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:09 PM Author: Cracking doobsian ticket booth Thanks. Do we have junior's cell? Check our Intranet, I seem to recall there is a directory. I haven't had to call IT in a minute, but don't we have 24/7 assistance? Again, check internal resources on this. If you could give me another update before I hit the road at 1 PM, that would be fantastic. Let's knock this one out of the park. Excited to work on this with you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43668831) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:12 PM Author: talented henna ratface stage To be fair, "Check our Intranet, I seem to recall there is a directory." God fucking dammit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43668848) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:15 PM Author: Cracking doobsian ticket booth Well, shoot. Change of plans. Priya, our in-house counsel contact, just called my cell. She's flying out of the country effective Sunday evening and returns Tuesday, January 4. She didn't tell me where she's going but she was not shy to volunteer that she will have limited connectivity. She asks if we could email her a draft response by Sunday, 5 PM, so she may review that evening and provide her comments. Can you email me a draft by Sunday, 11:30 AM? I return to the city tomorrow evening, with church first thing Sunday morning, but have carved out all of Sunday early afternoon. Thanks again for jumping on this. 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Might be able to flip you a draft response today before you go offline for shabbat. Would that work? Will be difficult for me to focus on this over the weekend (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43668715) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:52 AM Author: Cracking doobsian ticket booth Unfortunately, this will not work (for several reasons). First, unless you know something more than me, the research on this alone will take 5-10 hours. I've teed this up with the client, she understands. We need to put our best foot forward here. And, regardless, I am hitting the road at 1 PM and to visit family upstate. Very spotty reception up there. Take your time with this one. I'll review first thing Monday morning. Thanks again. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43668736) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:51 AM Author: Lilac mewling plaza striped hyena Please tell me this is satire. If not let's put some real numbers to this. How many BIGLAW lawyers are there in NYC? % that will be working Today, Tomorrow, And / Or Sunday? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43668729) Date: December 24th, 2021 11:56 AM Author: beady-eyed idiotic faggotry gaming laptop (future of counsel) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43668760) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:41 PM Author: Swashbuckling blue cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43669259) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:34 PM Author: Saffron mentally impaired theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43674337) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:57 PM Author: orchid trailer park chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43674436) Date: January 18th, 2022 9:02 AM Author: Arousing goyim (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43802555) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:09 PM Author: Charismatic sanctuary Because of many customers taking time off for the December 25th Holiday and for NYE, the rest of this month needs to be treated as if it is the last day of the fiscal quarter, with key customer approvers realistically going out of pocket at any time. While the customer has sworn to us that the 23rd would be the last day that anyone would be reachable, if we here back from them today we have to jump on it immediately. In the very relaxed and chill world of corporate law, the December 25th Holiday is of course relaxed, and you only need to hop on line for minor and quick things, but the 24th and 26th need to be treated as high priority work days or we could lose major make-it-or-break it deals for End of Year. But its exciting because some of these have very high visibility all the way up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43669389) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:17 PM Author: Cracking doobsian ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43669421) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:35 PM Author: talented henna ratface stage To be fair, "for the December 25th holiday" Fuck this gay Earth forever. 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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43674353) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:18 PM Author: crystalline site selfie I fucking hate you guys. Merry Christmas! 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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43669028) Date: December 24th, 2021 12:51 PM Author: talented henna ratface stage To be fair, And that'll be enough internet for today. Merry Christmas! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43669031) Date: December 24th, 2021 1:22 PM Author: red fragrant dingle berry wagecucks Wow a TBF tap out. Not sure I’ve ever seen that before. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43669178) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:09 PM Author: talented henna ratface stage To be fair, The Jews have finally won. Dark day. PS: Let's be honest I'm still gonna megapost over Christmas. PPS: Fuck niggers. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43669390) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:19 PM Author: geriatric up-to-no-good kitty philosopher-king That was just the partner signing off after implying associate made a major fuck up violating labor laws and sinking his chances at breakfast in the future (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43669430) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:19 PM Author: Cracking doobsian ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43669436) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:26 PM Author: talented henna ratface stage To be fair, MFCR gotta paper that file to continue to deny breakfast /fire at any time in the future "for cause". (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43669481) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:40 PM Author: Saffron mentally impaired theater "Did you call her? The FLSA dictates when employees must be paid for cell phone use outside of work hours." This is the best part. Partner is asking a question as he is still performing a genuine inquiry, but then immediately reprimands you by telling you what the fucking legal penalty is. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43674375) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:33 PM Author: Cracking doobsian ticket booth Senior Associate, Since you copied me on this email, I skimmed the shell. LaShonda got a nice start. But, as you point out, the shell contains state court information, we are in federal. We will need to revise the caption along with the general objections. I'm more concerned that the shell appears to only contain 1/2 of the document requests. Not sure why this is. Any luck with IT? We need to the entire fire, including the PDF of the discovery requests served on us several weeks ago. And then we will need to circle-back with the client to request any outstanding documents. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43669513) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:37 PM Author: talented henna ratface stage To be fair, (Subsequent email removing Shonda) Also, please exercise discretion in the future re what internal correspondence you loop me into -- I should of course always be copied on all emails to the client / opposing counsel, but on purely internal matters like this, it's often not a good use of my time or the client's money to get me involved. I expect you to generally handle things like this after I pass them off to you, and I know that my faith in you is not misplaced! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43669537) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:45 PM Author: geriatric up-to-no-good kitty philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43669571) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:45 PM Author: beady-eyed idiotic faggotry gaming laptop Heading out of cell range soon so I'll be out of pocket until Sunday. I trust you understand the urgency of this matter and what I expect. Although, as I just reminded you, please be mindful of how you use firm resources. The client is cost conscious. Did you ever get ahold of Junior Associate? Have a Happy Holidays! (sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43669574) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:54 PM Author: Cracking doobsian ticket booth Great news! My hometown upstate recently installed a new cell tower. I now have reception up here (still a bit spotty, but hey, beggers can't be choosers!). Better than nothing. Keep me in the loop this afternoon, evening, and tomorrow as you assign research and begin drafting. (sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43669623) Date: December 24th, 2021 3:01 PM Author: beady-eyed idiotic faggotry gaming laptop (after fifteen minutes with no response from Senior Associate X) Hello? Are you working on this? Again, this is an urgent matter that I need you working on right now. Heading into the family's Christmas party now. Please update me whenever you manage to get started on this. (sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43669648) Date: December 24th, 2021 3:45 PM Author: talented henna ratface stage To be fair, "Heading into the family's Christmas party" Brother you are doing God's work in this thread but this vile and preposterous anti-Christian slander has to stop. 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You might reach out to Adolf for his view on the big picture on this one. Several years ago, he went to trial on a very similar case. Tell him to bill his time. He usually stays local for the holidays, so he should get back to you quickly. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43669368) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:11 PM Author: talented henna ratface stage To be fair, "Thanks, Larry. Funny, great minds -- I was just thinking of Adolf myself ;)" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43669397) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:16 PM Author: Cracking doobsian ticket booth He's one of our best. After we push out the response, remind me to tell you about the time Adolf and I went to NOLA for doc review on asbestos litigation back in the '90s. Let's just say things got a bit wild one night. In all seriousness, thanks again for jumping on this. This client told me earlier today that she plans to send more work our way. This is a great opportunity for you to get client interaction. I won't practice forever! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43669419) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:27 PM Author: talented henna ratface stage To be fair, I'll hold you to that -- sounds like a gas! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43669485) Date: December 24th, 2021 4:25 PM Author: Cracking doobsian ticket booth Any luck getting in touch with Adolf? Eager for you to convey his "take" on all this to me. (Sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43670003) Date: December 24th, 2021 6:44 PM Author: Cracking doobsian ticket booth ?? (Sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43670585) Date: December 24th, 2021 6:56 PM Author: geriatric up-to-no-good kitty philosopher-king This is unacceptable. Please call my cell asap. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43670620) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:51 PM Author: Sexy boiling water this might be my favorite thread of all time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43669602) Date: December 24th, 2021 2:52 PM Author: Cracking doobsian ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43669609) Date: December 24th, 2021 3:25 PM Author: talented henna ratface stage To be fair, (Senior Equity Partner Morty Goldman) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43669735) Date: December 24th, 2021 3:53 PM Author: emerald razzle-dazzle laser beams corner An early Christmas present for all of us (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43669860) Date: December 24th, 2021 4:01 PM Author: Cracking doobsian ticket booth Happy to help spread Christmas Drear! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43669909) Date: December 25th, 2021 8:43 AM Author: curious bat shit crazy halford theatre Hilarious and sick. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43672576) Date: December 25th, 2021 9:25 AM Author: Cracking doobsian ticket booth ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43672683) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:47 PM Author: Saffron mentally impaired theater VERY SICK & SAD! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43674404) Date: December 24th, 2021 4:39 PM Author: peach azn Lmfao what the duck is wrong with you guys larping this on Xmas eve (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43670064) Date: December 24th, 2021 4:40 PM Author: Cracking doobsian ticket booth (Of Counsel) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43670072) Date: December 24th, 2021 5:33 PM Author: beady-eyed idiotic faggotry gaming laptop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43670353) Date: December 25th, 2021 8:40 AM Author: curious bat shit crazy halford theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43672571) Date: December 25th, 2021 2:59 PM Author: talented henna ratface stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43674162) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:48 PM Author: Saffron mentally impaired theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43674406) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:57 PM Author: orchid trailer park chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43674435) Date: November 5th, 2024 8:14 AM Author: Cracking doobsian ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#48284989) Date: December 24th, 2021 5:20 PM Author: dark yapping tank stead they're jewish (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43670291) Date: December 26th, 2021 4:04 PM Author: orchid trailer park chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43679080) Date: December 24th, 2021 7:30 PM Author: stimulating theater stage sneaky criminal Wow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43670744) Date: December 24th, 2021 7:34 PM Author: Cracking doobsian ticket booth This will go down as a special moment in BIGLAW horror-threading/LARPing. I see it as XO's official "Christmas Eve" special. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43670765) Date: December 24th, 2021 7:37 PM Author: beady-eyed idiotic faggotry gaming laptop Senior Associate X, I'm finishing up dinner now and haven't received word from you in since the early afternoon. Starting to get worried. Please call me ASAP. Equity Partner (sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43670775) Date: September 27th, 2022 5:18 PM Author: topaz meetinghouse really tough guy It is now 8:30pm. I have called you three times in the last 30 minutes and you have not called me back. It is extremely important that you call me AS SOON AS POSSIBLE! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#45240215) Date: December 25th, 2021 8:40 AM Author: curious bat shit crazy halford theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43672572) Date: December 25th, 2021 8:46 AM Author: dull gaping senate i wonder if a lot of people would actually turn down law school if they saw a thread like this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43672579) Date: December 25th, 2021 9:11 AM Author: beady-eyed idiotic faggotry gaming laptop "it can't be as bad as they say" "they're just a bunch of poli-sci shitheads that are allergic to work" "if it's really that bad, i'll lateral in a couple years after paying off my loans" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43672644) Date: December 25th, 2021 9:13 AM Author: Cracking doobsian ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43672648) Date: December 25th, 2021 9:13 AM Author: dull gaping senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43672651) Date: December 25th, 2021 9:16 AM Author: judgmental liquid oxygen kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43672659) Date: December 25th, 2021 10:35 AM Author: Azure embarrassed to the bone center generalized bond (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43672930) Date: December 25th, 2021 2:59 PM Author: talented henna ratface stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43674163) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:49 PM Author: Saffron mentally impaired theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43674408) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:57 PM Author: orchid trailer park chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43674439) Date: December 25th, 2021 6:15 PM Author: geriatric up-to-no-good kitty philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43675087) Date: December 26th, 2021 3:31 PM Author: brass menage trust fund mods plz ban (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43678951) Date: April 7th, 2022 8:48 PM Author: nighttime karate school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#44299169) Date: May 15th, 2022 12:59 PM Author: sapphire candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#44515744) Date: May 31st, 2022 5:26 PM Author: orchid trailer park chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#44604402) Date: December 16th, 2022 12:19 PM Author: Transparent spectacular fortuitous meteor Ahhhhhhahahahhahhahhaahahhaahaha Last one especially burns (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#45642920) Date: December 23rd, 2023 5:46 PM Author: domesticated bateful range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#47206901) Date: January 13th, 2023 5:43 AM Author: Bright Motley Church Building XO used to talk people out of LS all the time when aspiring law students actually ventured here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#45782352) Date: December 25th, 2021 8:39 AM Author: Cracking doobsian ticket booth [priority email] Hi Associate Y, Apologies for the Christmas morning interruption. Senior Associate X should have reached out to you yesterday afternoon about some emergency research we need this weekend, but oddly, I have not yet received confirmation from him that you two connected. Please confirm you that you spoke with him yesterday about this project, and please confirm that you will provide the research to him this weekend. We have a draft response due to the client tomorrow late afternoon (before she heads out of the country), and he promised me an initial draft of the brief mid-day tomorrow. It's been a minute since I've researched the salient issues, but suspect this response brief will require several hours of research, at minimum, so want to make sure you're entirely in the loop, sooner than later. I appreciate your willingness to jump on this research assignment over a holiday weekend. It's not normally like this here - our Firm values work-life balance. I recommend that you take some time off around New Year's to make up for this. I hope first-year is going well! Thanks, Equity Partner (Sent on my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43672569) Date: December 25th, 2021 9:09 AM Author: beady-eyed idiotic faggotry gaming laptop [First Year Y glares at the screen excitedly. He feels like a minor league player that is getting called up to the big leagues. He's finally getting the chance to prove himself. Taking Equity Partner at his word that the brief will require "several hours of research", and assuming, naively, that no one would be so cruel as to casually dump an assignment that will require working completely through Christmas day and an all-nighter, First Year Y shoots off a quick text to his mother] "Hey Mom, just got a rush assignment from work. I don't think I'll be late to lunch at 1, just wanted to give you a heads up. (told you they work you hard at these big firms!) Merry Xmas Love You" Good morning and merry Christmas Mr. Equity Partner, Senior Associate X did not reach out to me. I will call and text him, but if you're not getting any response I doubt I will. No worries about the morning interruption, I'm eager to step up to the plate! Is there anyone else I can reach out to or can you bring me up to speed? Sincerely, First Year Y (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43672637) Date: December 25th, 2021 9:16 AM Author: mind-boggling rebellious stain Wow.... Literally first poast that gave me the chills (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43672657) Date: December 25th, 2021 9:17 AM Author: Cracking doobsian ticket booth 180 poast, got so much right: "Mr. Equity Partner" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43672666) Date: December 25th, 2021 9:16 AM Author: Cracking doobsian ticket booth First Year Y, Thank you for the quick response. Noted and appreciated. I will let Senior Associate X get you up to speed (copied here). He is closer to the file, including the documents, all of which include lots of Company "jargon" that he will need to walk you through so you fully grasp the research issues. If you have any questions after connecting with him, shoot me an email. (Sent from my iPhone) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43672661) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:01 PM Author: talented henna ratface stage To be fair, Forgot the "Please don't hesitate to let me know if there's anything else that I can help with!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43674169) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:04 PM Author: talented henna ratface stage To be fair, *Equity Partner scans the email on his iPhone as, Terminator-style, his evil reptilian kike brain keys in on all critical aspects of the message and instantly formulates the following firm and comprehensive assessment: - "merry" not capitalized = lacks attention to detail, potential source of liability, do not trust - Use of "merry (sic) Christmas" as a greeting in the first place = both naive and culturally insensitive, additional potential source of liability, strike two red alert danger danger Conclusion: This particular junior will be tasked exclusively with the worst nonsubstantive gruntwork, actively run into the ground, eventually counseled off of the case as soon as a better junior becomes available, and thereafter bad-mouthed to fellow partners whenever the opportunity organically arises -- and there is absolutely nothing that they can say or do moving forward to substantially change this assessment/fate* Response: "Thanks so much First Year Y, I really appreciate the 'can do' attitude -- welcome to the team!" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43674182) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:06 PM Author: Cracking doobsian ticket booth 1 fucking 80 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43674184) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:11 PM Author: Sexy boiling water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43674205) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:12 PM Author: Cracking doobsian ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43674210) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:29 PM Author: beady-eyed idiotic faggotry gaming laptop (first year Y is now two hours and five bourbon infused eggnogs into his family's Christmas luncheon. Having not heard from Senior Associate X or Equity Partner regarding what his task is, and being unsure of whether he should repeat his ask for instructions from equity partner, he has gravely misunderstood the urgency of this matter, the amount of work it will require, and the precarious situation he's in now. Additionally, he has confused the partners casual and friendly tone as having established some genuine rapport. Spurned on by his naivety, obliviousness, and growing intoxication, he shoots off the following email to equity partner) Hey (partners first name), Still haven't heard from Senior Associate X. Eager to get started on this. I'm at my family's Xmas party right now so I might be "out of pocket" at times. Please lmk what I can do to help with this. Cheers, (first years first name) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43674317) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:31 PM Author: Cracking doobsian ticket booth !!!!!!! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43674323) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:33 PM Author: talented henna ratface stage To be fair, Jesus fucking Christ "lmk" "PS ty again for the opportunity, no cap lol" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43674330) Date: July 31st, 2025 3:41 PM Author: Cracking doobsian ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#49146074) Date: December 25th, 2021 4:00 PM Author: orchid trailer park chad Really nailing it here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43674454) Date: December 25th, 2021 4:57 PM Author: Cracking doobsian ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43674783) Date: July 31st, 2025 3:42 PM Author: Cracking doobsian ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#49146075) Date: December 25th, 2021 6:25 PM Author: geriatric up-to-no-good kitty philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43675132) Date: December 25th, 2021 8:32 PM Author: judgmental liquid oxygen kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43675659) Date: December 26th, 2021 2:42 PM Author: Azure embarrassed to the bone center generalized bond Jfc this guy may not make it to the end of the year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43678746) Date: December 26th, 2021 8:49 PM Author: nighttime 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December 25th, 2021 2:55 PM Author: Cracking doobsian ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43674140) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:04 PM Author: Cobalt gaped pocket flask spot High level mental illness on display ITT (which includes the creators, their inspiration, society and those of us taking the time to read it). Going to kill myself now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43674179) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:23 PM Author: Cracking doobsian ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43674274) Date: December 25th, 2021 3:56 PM Author: orchid trailer park chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43674434) Date: December 25th, 2021 4:00 PM Author: beady-eyed idiotic faggotry gaming laptop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43674459) Date: December 26th, 2021 3:21 PM Author: stimulating theater stage sneaky criminal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43678908) Date: December 26th, 2021 7:30 PM Author: Saffron mentally impaired theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43680083) Date: April 7th, 2022 8:50 PM Author: nighttime karate school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#44299182) Date: May 15th, 2022 12:54 PM Author: Racy citrine hairy legs black woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#44515719) Date: February 7th, 2023 11:16 AM Author: nighttime karate school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#45899089) Date: December 25th, 2021 6:21 PM Author: appetizing fiercely-loyal tanning salon i left biglaw 3 years ago and never did litigation. reading this last night still literally gave me nightmares all night. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43675118) Date: December 25th, 2021 7:45 PM Author: dull gaping senate lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43675428) Date: December 25th, 2021 8:33 PM Author: judgmental liquid oxygen kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43675668) Date: December 26th, 2021 3:22 PM Author: stimulating theater stage sneaky criminal This deserves some kind of thread of the year award (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43678913) Date: December 26th, 2021 8:16 PM Author: orchid trailer park chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43680272) Date: December 26th, 2021 9:41 PM Author: Cracking doobsian ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43680707) Date: December 26th, 2021 9:48 PM Author: beady-eyed idiotic faggotry gaming laptop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43680735) Date: December 26th, 2021 5:15 PM Author: Saffron mentally impaired theater Wasn't the draft due to the Client around this time before her flight? Where are we on this? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43679440) Date: December 26th, 2021 9:41 PM Author: Cracking doobsian ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43680708) Date: December 26th, 2021 9:47 PM Author: beady-eyed idiotic faggotry gaming laptop it's open ended. people make up their own conclusions on how this all played out. i like to think equity partner was sending out emails on saturday night with no response, only to find out that his cellular data got turned off. when he got back into range all his queued emails were sent simultanously. first year got 100 emails from equity partner suddenly and freaked the fuck out, not knowing what to do. then Senior Associate X's body is discovered, and equity partner uses this convenient deus ex machina to explain what the project wasn't completed. turns out this was a low priority for the client anyway and she's off to cancun until 1/7. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43680731) Date: December 26th, 2021 10:49 PM Author: Cracking doobsian ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43680902) Date: December 26th, 2021 11:09 PM Author: judgmental liquid oxygen kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43680977) Date: December 27th, 2021 12:47 AM Author: Pale half-breed market "then Senior Associate X's body is discovered" Can IT access the materials that were in his e-mail since he'll be unavailable??? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43681287) Date: April 7th, 2022 8:51 PM Author: nighttime karate school 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#44299186) Date: May 15th, 2022 1:02 PM Author: sapphire candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#44515757) Date: December 26th, 2021 11:27 PM Author: fear-inspiring buck-toothed volcanic crater lettuce this pretty much played out in real life for me this year. have had a horrible december workwise. battled hard to wrap up work so that I could get a 2-3 day break. wife is close to leaving me right now because of work. even got a court order granting two motions I wrote this week so figured I was in the clear. i get an email at 6 PM on thursday night (12/23) from Jewish equity partner (I am a non-equity partner) while at family Christmas party. "Where is draft of X?" "uh, there isn't a deadline for X now that the Court granted our motion" "I don't care, I expected a draft this morning" "well, I'm out of pocket for the next hour. I'll get you the draft tonight" [haven't even assessed X to know if this is possible] "well, I'd like some family time the next two days too." [hanukkah ended three weeks ago, Mort] fortunately X was pretty easy and I got a nice email from Mort at 10 AM on Christmas Eve copying the whole team saying "Nice job on this." I then worked until 5 PM on Christmas Eve getting signoff from everyone on our team and conferring with opposing. I did not work on Christmas itself but billed 2 hours today on the aftermath. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43681054) Date: December 27th, 2021 12:26 AM Author: histrionic regret Got pulling 500k+ at least? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43681216) Date: December 27th, 2021 12:28 AM Author: fear-inspiring buck-toothed volcanic crater lettuce indeed (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43681223) Date: December 27th, 2021 1:07 AM Author: Passionate home You could save a million dollars after a few years and just go fuck around like Tommy Don’t feel terribly bad for you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43681324) Date: December 27th, 2021 1:14 AM Author: orchid trailer park chad That's not really how it works. Many of these people have families and live in a high COL area. It is entirely plausible that after massive taxes, the house, the massive property taxes, kids, and on and on, he's barely coming out ahead. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43681338) Date: December 27th, 2021 1:17 AM Author: stimulating theater stage sneaky criminal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43681345) Date: August 25th, 2022 9:45 AM Author: hairless white church electric furnace Still his fault No need to live in a high COL area Lower salary= no massive taxes House? See above re high COL area-- sell house for a small fortune, move, get nicer house kids-- more time at home, wife can help with childcare (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#45067829) Date: January 12th, 2022 2:01 PM Author: Carmine scourge upon the earth den 50% tax rate, and plenty of expenses. With luck, maybe save 150k-200k/yr. It will take a fair amount of time before that gets you to financial independence. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43772202) Date: December 27th, 2021 12:47 AM Author: Blathering cerise party of the first part (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43681290) Date: December 28th, 2021 3:35 PM Author: Awkward green bawdyhouse community account this thread is like setting off M-80s at night in a Fallujah vet's backyard (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43690075) Date: December 28th, 2021 3:37 PM Author: beady-eyed idiotic faggotry gaming laptop as a participant i felt like it was more like group ptsd therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43690085) Date: December 30th, 2021 3:26 PM Author: Cracking doobsian ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43700822) Date: December 30th, 2021 3:40 PM Author: orchid trailer park chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43700879) Date: December 28th, 2021 11:37 PM Author: Saffron mentally impaired theater (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43692583) Date: December 28th, 2021 11:47 PM Author: 180 locale (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43692607) Date: December 30th, 2021 5:33 PM Author: Slimy duck-like circlehead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43701464) Date: April 7th, 2022 7:38 PM Author: Pearly dashing shitlib therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#44298799) Date: April 7th, 2022 9:01 PM Author: Poppy Thriller Dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#44299237) Date: May 15th, 2022 3:53 PM Author: sapphire candlestick maker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#44516646) Date: May 31st, 2022 5:27 PM Author: orchid trailer park chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#44604406) Date: September 27th, 2022 5:20 PM Author: topaz meetinghouse really tough guy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#45240224) Date: November 4th, 2024 9:03 AM Author: Cracking doobsian ticket booth My brothers of the Written Word! 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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43692615) Date: January 12th, 2022 1:42 PM Author: Cracking doobsian ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43772033) Date: January 17th, 2022 9:46 AM Author: Cracking doobsian ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43797195) Date: January 18th, 2022 7:32 AM Author: Cracking doobsian ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43802325) Date: February 13th, 2022 4:55 PM Author: Cracking doobsian ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#43961642) Date: March 3rd, 2022 3:31 PM Author: Cracking doobsian ticket booth :) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#44077243) Date: March 3rd, 2022 3:39 PM Author: Razzmatazz newt useless brakes Hey guys, just got back from vacation. Ready to pitch in if there's some more to be done on this matter! Thanks for covering. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#44077287) Date: December 16th, 2022 12:23 PM Author: Transparent spectacular fortuitous meteor *firm is a pile of rubble* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#45642944) Date: April 7th, 2022 6:57 PM Author: Cracking doobsian ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#44298593) Date: April 7th, 2022 6:57 PM Author: beady-eyed idiotic faggotry gaming laptop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#44298596) Date: April 7th, 2022 8:51 PM Author: nighttime karate school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#44299188) Date: April 14th, 2022 6:43 PM Author: Cracking doobsian ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#44341219) Date: April 14th, 2022 6:56 PM Author: nighttime karate school (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#44341319) Date: May 31st, 2022 5:07 PM Author: Cracking doobsian ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#44604314) Date: May 31st, 2022 5:23 PM Author: Offensive New Version Idea He Suggested Threads like this remind me why I left biglaw for solo and why I'm happy now. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#44604382) Date: May 31st, 2022 5:27 PM Author: Cracking doobsian ticket booth Thank (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#44604407) Date: June 2nd, 2022 10:36 PM Author: Cracking doobsian ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#44617693) Date: June 4th, 2022 6:03 PM Author: orchid trailer park chad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#44626336) Date: June 3rd, 2022 7:33 PM Author: Cracking doobsian ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#44622173) Date: August 2nd, 2022 7:40 PM Author: insanely creepy preventive strike I have never done BIGLAW and this thread gave me PTSD (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#44954297) Date: August 2nd, 2022 7:49 PM Author: Cracking doobsian ticket booth You're welcome. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#44954333) Date: August 24th, 2022 7:29 PM Author: mauve provocative shrine I have wet dreams of me telling these people to fuck off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#45065245) Date: August 25th, 2022 9:12 AM Author: histrionic regret Please turn off your out of office email. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#45067731) Date: August 25th, 2022 11:27 PM Author: Cracking doobsian ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#45072433) Date: August 25th, 2022 11:56 PM Author: judgmental liquid oxygen kitchen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#45072604) Date: October 4th, 2022 6:22 AM Author: Cracking doobsian ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#45276232) Date: December 16th, 2022 11:45 AM Author: hairless white church electric furnace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#45642745) Date: October 5th, 2022 10:46 PM Author: Pearly dashing shitlib therapy Everyone ready for a festive holiday season? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#45287542) Date: October 5th, 2022 11:11 PM Author: Cracking doobsian ticket booth 😉 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#45287662) Date: December 23rd, 2022 3:35 PM Author: Pearly dashing shitlib therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#45683450) Date: November 23rd, 2024 1:24 AM Author: Cracking doobsian ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#48371544) Date: October 13th, 2022 10:13 PM Author: Pale half-breed market (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#45328303) Date: October 13th, 2022 10:14 PM Author: Cracking doobsian ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#45328312) Date: December 16th, 2022 12:19 PM Author: ruby house personal credit line Why not just push back hard? Flat out refuse during Christmas week or when you don’t find the work interesting. Choose when you want to be fully engaged and give it 12 hour work days. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#45642921) Date: December 16th, 2022 12:24 PM Author: Transparent spectacular fortuitous meteor Wow can’t believe no one’s ever thought of that before (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#45642950) Date: December 16th, 2022 1:21 PM Author: Cracking doobsian ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#45643218) Date: December 22nd, 2022 5:32 PM Author: beady-eyed idiotic faggotry gaming laptop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#45677805) Date: December 23rd, 2022 3:33 PM Author: Saffron mentally impaired theater I mean, what are they gonna do, give you a bad performance review, lol! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#45683433) Date: December 16th, 2022 1:46 PM Author: hairless white church electric furnace (Bartleby, the Scrivener) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#45643341) Date: December 22nd, 2022 5:32 PM Author: beady-eyed idiotic faggotry gaming laptop (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#45677808) Date: December 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM Author: Pearly dashing shitlib therapy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#45677868) Date: December 23rd, 2022 2:56 AM Author: Cracking doobsian ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#45680391) Date: December 24th, 2022 11:00 PM Author: beady-eyed idiotic faggotry gaming laptop [11pm on Christmas Eve and Second Year Associate Y powers down his laptop. He'll have to hop on first thing in the morning and bang out some work if he hopes to make it to his family's Christmas party. Wow, has it been a whole year? Everything seems like a blur. He's barely seen them at all since last year's Christmas party. He looks out of his Dumbo apartment window at the Manhattan skyline. The winter solstice has passed. Maybe in a few more months he'll be able to go outside in the daylight again. But man, the view. It's all worth it he thinks to himself. He's made it.] (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#45689248) Date: December 25th, 2022 11:04 AM Author: Cracking doobsian ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#45690433) Date: December 25th, 2022 11:09 AM Author: shimmering point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#45690443) Date: December 25th, 2022 1:02 PM Author: talented henna ratface stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#45690781) Date: December 25th, 2022 1:40 PM Author: histrionic regret (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#45690915) Date: December 25th, 2022 1:43 PM Author: Pea-brained chest-beating crotch Lawyer-wasting-his-life poasting is my favorite niche subgenre on this board. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#45690927) Date: December 25th, 2022 1:45 PM Author: Cracking doobsian ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#45690932) Date: December 25th, 2022 1:02 PM Author: sooty son of senegal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#45690784) Date: December 25th, 2022 1:14 PM Author: Cracking doobsian ticket booth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#45690834) Date: December 25th, 2022 1:14 PM Author: unholy box office pozpig this is the first non-robotic non-glitchout original content i have seen from TBF since last year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4992715&forum_id=2...id.#45690831) Date: January 9th, 2023 5:15 AM Author: topaz meetinghouse really tough guy WHERE ARE WE ON THIS? I need to send to the client by 9:30am before my flight takes off!!!! 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