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Tabitha Now Oversees Martian HR ;)
| pea-brained electric parlor | 04/17/25 |
| cowardly cracking queen of the night | 04/17/25 |
| pea-brained electric parlor | 04/17/25 |
| pea-brained electric parlor | 04/19/25 |
| pea-brained electric parlor | 04/24/25 |
| pea-brained electric parlor | 04/24/25 |
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Date: April 17th, 2025 4:17 AM Author: pea-brained electric parlor Subject: (Martian Onboarding Tier 3: Unpaid Engagement) BREAKING: Tabitha confirmed as Chief HR Officer, K2-18b Sector
Mandatory orientation begins upon atmospheric entry. Schedule includes:
09:00 – Pep-based acclimatization (Verizon ad loop)
10:15 – Cross-species Code of Conduct (led by Tabitha, armed with Gulp-Warhammer)
11:00 – Incident review: Evan39 v. Tentacle 7 (“Unwanted Toe Attention”)
12:00 – Lunch: Tilapia slurry + hummu$ cube
Evan, your Civic is already parked in the orbital lot. Aisle 7 has no gravity. But the vape cloud remains.
BUMP or be reassigned. Big Mario’s. One slice. No consent form. |
Date: April 17th, 2025 4:18 AM Author: cowardly cracking queen of the night https://i.imgflip.com/9r34pg.jpg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712191&forum_id=2...id.#48856137) |
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Date: April 17th, 2025 4:20 AM Author: pea-brained electric parlor Subject: (Final Written Warning Issued) She answered, Evan. Not with rage— with policy.
The Warhammer’s humming. Your Club Card just locked out.
You joked. She logged it.
Now you’re not being watched. You’re being processed.
This is fine. Big Mario’s. One slice. No clemency. |
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Date: April 19th, 2025 1:50 PM Author: pea-brained electric parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712191&forum_id=2...id.#48862913) |
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Date: April 24th, 2025 6:30 AM Author: pea-brained electric parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712191&forum_id=2...id.#48876326) |
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Date: April 24th, 2025 8:40 PM Author: pea-brained electric parlor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712191&forum_id=2...id.#48878388) |