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Wife’s uncle is involved in a huge legal battle and I don’t know how to help

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Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”
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Police tried to shut the place down for what?
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OP is JM
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not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.
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not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your...
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He claims he did.
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: 180 Rough-skinned Space

I’m a lawyer so the family assumes I can make things go away. He’s from a small town and makes amazing lobster. His name also happens to be “Red.” So the restaurant he made is called “Red’s Lobster.” (Not flame).

He was obviously sued. The place has a line out the door. People came to try to serve him and he stands there with a baseball bat (he’s also 6’7). The police in the town tried to shut the place down but he attacked a few of them. There’s only like 3 sheriffs in his town and they gave up. Theres warrants for his arrest.

I told him to go just turn himself in and he said no. He won’t shut the place down.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Naked market toaster

I can see how a small-town PD would want to shut a place down that's infringing on a mega-corp's IP. They don't mess around with that. Try that in a small town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093330)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Snowy nibblets immigrant



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:22 PM
Author: amber charismatic school



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Submissive theater stage



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: multi-colored shimmering tanning salon



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: vibrant state



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:51 PM
Author: Contagious scarlet heaven



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: Cerebral goal in life sanctuary



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:25 PM
Author: Red whorehouse



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: fear-inspiring adulterous volcanic crater



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:26 PM
Author: Submissive theater stage

Maybe he could change it to “Dead Lobster”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093347)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:27 PM
Author: Twinkling talented area marketing idea

Police tried to shut the place down for what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093352)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: exhilarant personal credit line striped hyena

OP is JM

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:31 PM
Author: transparent magical cruise ship death wish

not JM. That's lock jaw tp, a well established poster.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: 180 Rough-skinned Space

Yeah I got my moniker because on a date once my jaw completely locked and I started foaming at the mouth.

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: Chocolate Masturbator Nursing Home



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: Big factory reset button location

180

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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:13 PM
Author: transparent magical cruise ship death wish



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: hilarious love of her life pit



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:00 PM
Author: Bateful mauve institution antidepressant drug



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:21 PM
Author: Cerebral goal in life sanctuary



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: fear-inspiring adulterous volcanic crater



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: amber charismatic school



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:46 PM
Author: thriller bearded cumskin

send reinforcements

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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: well-lubricated disrespectful sweet tailpipe

not to ignore the op, but what's the bread situation at your uncle's restaurant?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093438)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: 180 Rough-skinned Space

A bizarre set of small round biscuits with cheddar cheese baked into them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093445)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: multi-colored shimmering tanning salon

Question for the lawyers here: what if he just legally changed his name from red to something else? Would the warrants be invalid immediately?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093454)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Cocky Forum

Only if he also sends a notarized document through the postal service changing his legal name to the valid UCC code that incorporates his body

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49094946)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: Contagious scarlet heaven

What kind of lawyer are you lol. All he has to do is change the name to Red Lobsters’s. Problem solved.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093461)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:10 PM
Author: cream spectacular doctorate multi-billionaire



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: Lime lodge coffee pot



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Date: July 11th, 2025 3:48 PM
Author: Buck-toothed national

This flame is like 5 years too late. The Uncle could have bought the Red Lobster name in bankruptcy for like $10,000.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093803)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:43 PM
Author: 180 Rough-skinned Space

He claims he did.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5749138&forum_id=2...id.#49093981)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 5:09 PM
Author: amber charismatic school



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Date: July 11th, 2025 6:39 PM
Author: fear-inspiring adulterous volcanic crater



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Date: July 12th, 2025 10:31 AM
Author: manic pixie dream litigator



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Date: July 11th, 2025 4:20 PM
Author: ruddy kitchen



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Date: July 12th, 2025 11:05 AM
Author: Nothing Ever Happens (🧐)



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