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Trump: "Open the Fuckin’ Strait. Praise be to Allah"

LoL he's totally furked Tuesday will be Power Plant Day...
Diverse piazza
  04/05/26
Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.
Duck-like bull headed forum
  04/05/26
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cracking dragon dog poop
  04/05/26
No, Birdshit
Diverse piazza
  04/05/26
Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit ...
Diverse piazza
  04/05/26
It's going to work. Just wait.
Duck-like bull headed forum
  04/05/26
No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS
Aquamarine razzle internal respiration
  04/05/26
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Charismatic degenerate state
  04/05/26
Lol
Irate Church Building Antidepressant Drug
  04/05/26
how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump
stirring tank
  04/05/26
imagine if kamala said this
Diverse piazza
  04/05/26
ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I...
stirring tank
  04/05/26
...
Duck-like bull headed forum
  04/05/26
whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay
elite corn cake
  04/05/26
wait two weeks
cracking dragon dog poop
  04/05/26
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Honey-headed Sanctuary
  04/06/26
lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan. ...
stimulating business firm
  04/05/26
Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be...
Hairraiser hall
  04/05/26
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Umber stock car national security agency
  04/05/26
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Bateful Point Kitty
  04/05/26
Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out o...
tantric range fat ankles
  04/05/26
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Slimy Mediation
  04/05/26
rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and...
Diverse piazza
  04/05/26
what? try writing in english now?
tantric range fat ankles
  04/05/26
Are men too emotional to be president?
irradiated obsidian stage
  04/05/26
Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things ...
180 theater stage
  04/05/26
Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still ...
Concupiscible Knife
  04/05/26
this is what we voted for amirite?
Mauve Histrionic Becky Dilemma
  04/05/26
yes, goyim, yes you did
Autistic liquid oxygen roommate
  04/06/26
Glad you found it funny Jew
mahogany legal warrant ape
  04/05/26
You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell
180 theater stage
  04/05/26
He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He ...
Mauve Histrionic Becky Dilemma
  04/05/26
Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piec...
mahogany legal warrant ape
  04/05/26
Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a...
Umber stock car national security agency
  04/05/26
...
Duck-like bull headed forum
  04/05/26
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Aphrodisiac Goal In Life Gas Station
  04/05/26
We can open it any time we'd like, actually. It's not actua...
irradiated obsidian stage
  04/05/26
Lmao, cr What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughi...
mahogany legal warrant ape
  04/05/26
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Charismatic degenerate state
  04/05/26
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Charismatic degenerate state
  04/05/26
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Boyish striped hyena
  04/05/26
Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah bl...
Boyish striped hyena
  04/05/26
Open the fucken strait brah.
frozen sex offender
  04/05/26
...
Duck-like bull headed forum
  04/05/26
...
Aquamarine razzle internal respiration
  04/06/26
crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that &quo...
canary chapel circlehead
  04/05/26
Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in hon...
Diverse piazza
  04/05/26
On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so ...
irradiated obsidian stage
  04/05/26
...
mahogany legal warrant ape
  04/05/26
...
ruby electric furnace office
  04/06/26
Pls respond
pontificating mother
  04/06/26
Is this related? https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941...
Aquamarine razzle internal respiration
  04/06/26
Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?
Diverse piazza
  04/12/26


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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:16 AM
Author: Diverse piazza

LoL he's totally furked

Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell.

https://x.com/i/status/2040763128657371585

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795178)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: Duck-like bull headed forum

Open the fucking strait you crazy bastards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795180)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: cracking dragon dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795194)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:23 AM
Author: Diverse piazza

No, Birdshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795197)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:24 AM
Author: Diverse piazza

Trumps only negotiating posture is endless threatening shit as if everyone will just give in... It's childish and lolzy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795200)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: Duck-like bull headed forum

It's going to work. Just wait.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795265)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Aquamarine razzle internal respiration

No it will not, he forgot to use ALL CAPS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49796535)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:37 PM
Author: Charismatic degenerate state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49796537)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: Irate Church Building Antidepressant Drug

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795246)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: stirring tank

how can u not love this man? the Madness of King Trump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795268)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: Diverse piazza

imagine if kamala said this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795280)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: stirring tank

ever since I saw DJT rise from the dead on July 13, 2024-- I knew God was on his side

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795281)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:10 AM
Author: Duck-like bull headed forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795282)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: elite corn cake

whens he gonna hit the interim ayatollah w/ dat im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795286)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: cracking dragon dog poop

wait two weeks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795293)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:00 PM
Author: Honey-headed Sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49797946)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:13 AM
Author: stimulating business firm

lmao. i believe there is a US global oil dominance plan.

watch: within a year US will threaten the straits of malacca.

panama, venezuela, hormuz. one is just a headline. three is a pattern forming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795292)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: Hairraiser hall

Nice use of "this isn't x, it's y" but needs to be longer and browner overall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795328)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: Umber stock car national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795332)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:18 AM
Author: Bateful Point Kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795297)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:23 AM
Author: tantric range fat ankles

Putin watching this and wondering why he didn't go all out on Ukrainian infrastructure - the right wingers in Russia have been pushing for this for 4 years, Putin deemed "too liberal" and holding back too much by the right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795305)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: Slimy Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795307)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Diverse piazza

rofl if u think Putin is thinking that he's legit 130 IQ and thinking things thru long term. Trump is a literal furking manchild 70 IQ if that who cannot think past his next BigMac

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795524)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: tantric range fat ankles

what? try writing in english now?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795776)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: irradiated obsidian stage

Are men too emotional to be president?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795336)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: 180 theater stage

Legitimately one of the most hilarious inappropriate things he’s ever said

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795408)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 12:53 PM
Author: Concupiscible Knife

Yes, on Easter no less. Funny how even 11 years in he still has the ability to make me question whether his post is real or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795487)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: Mauve Histrionic Becky Dilemma

this is what we voted for amirite?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795530)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:47 AM
Author: Autistic liquid oxygen roommate

yes, goyim, yes you did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49796926)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: mahogany legal warrant ape

Glad you found it funny Jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795564)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: 180 theater stage

You didn’t think it was funny? Loser tell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795633)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:12 PM
Author: Mauve Histrionic Becky Dilemma

He could fully redeem himself by bombing Israel instead. He won’t but he would go down in history as a Lincoln-like figure if he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795533)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: mahogany legal warrant ape

Just final confirmation that he’s an irredeemable piece of shit.

Didn’t he say we didn’t need the Strait?

The guy is not only crazy, he is completely senile. Never thought we’d cum to miss Joe Biden.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795556)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Umber stock car national security agency

Another brown chatgpt post. This isn't a coincidence. It's a trend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795618)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Duck-like bull headed forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795622)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:40 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac Goal In Life Gas Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795641)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:47 PM
Author: irradiated obsidian stage

We can open it any time we'd like, actually.

It's not actually closed, who would like us to escort you through it?

OK maybe it's closed, which of our international friends wants to help us open it?

OK you better open it up now or else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795652)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: mahogany legal warrant ape

Lmao, cr

What a pathetic pussy, the whole world is laughing at him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49796079)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Charismatic degenerate state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49796543)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Charismatic degenerate state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49796542)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:24 PM
Author: Boyish striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795718)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:25 PM
Author: Boyish striped hyena

Blah blah blah my prophet molested a 9 year old blah blah blah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795719)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: frozen sex offender

Open the fucken strait brah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795615)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Duck-like bull headed forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49796384)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Aquamarine razzle internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49797930)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: canary chapel circlehead

crazy theory: an Iranian negotiator said mockingly that "we will open the Strait of Hormuz the day that Trump praises Allah!" and Trump is trolling them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795664)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:27 PM
Author: Diverse piazza

Iran shld say they will open one island in the Strait in honor of Trump's peace making. The island will be renamed Epstein island

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795721)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: irradiated obsidian stage

On this glorious Easter I will be doing Israel's bidding so they won't expose me a kiddy rapist. Allahu Akbar!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49795730)



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Date: April 5th, 2026 6:09 PM
Author: mahogany legal warrant ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49796080)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 3:00 PM
Author: ruby electric furnace office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49798055)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 1:24 AM
Author: pontificating mother

Pls respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49796904)



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Date: April 6th, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: Aquamarine razzle internal respiration

Is this related?

https://x.com/osint613/status/2040831941683937580?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49797966)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 10:18 AM
Author: Diverse piazza

Allah works in mysterious ways, doesnt he Trumpkins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853757&forum_id=2...id.#49812165)