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Hypo: $100MM but "The Impression That I Get" plays everytime you leave house

For the rest of your life, every time you step foot outside ...
Yellow aromatic mad cow disease ladyboy
  07/20/17
is there any kind of installment plan available?
diverse cream dilemma
  07/20/17
Waddled here
hairraiser telephone native
  07/20/17
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Yellow aromatic mad cow disease ladyboy
  07/20/17
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Nighttime multi-billionaire hominid
  07/20/17
lol literally cracked up at how random this hypo is.
thriller blood rage
  07/20/17
The kooky hypos are one of the best things about xoxo
hairraiser telephone native
  07/20/17
The "$$$ _____ but _______ every time you leave your ho...
multi-colored jet famous landscape painting rehab
  07/20/17
I would definitely take that one and would masturbate 3x a d...
hairraiser telephone native
  07/20/17
This. Would be so 180 to jerk to porn at 230 am.
thirsty mewling laser beams
  10/18/21
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Khaki Half-breed
  07/20/17
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Translucent den depressive
  07/20/17
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nudist office
  07/20/17
Will take. I can live in my mansion most of the time and br...
Translucent den depressive
  07/20/17
$100 MM to become a recluse? What's the catch?
aphrodisiac chest-beating dog poop address
  07/20/17
One clarification: if you move residences in the future, wou...
Mischievous Crotch
  07/20/17
Titcq
Nighttime multi-billionaire hominid
  07/20/17
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carnelian new version dopamine
  03/02/18
Yes.
Yellow aromatic mad cow disease ladyboy
  08/01/17
Id do this for 0$
confused vigorous stead giraffe
  07/20/17
how about same hypo but it's Kiss From a Rose by Seal and on...
frozen heaven ratface
  07/20/17
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Irradiated clear clown
  07/20/17
Still can't afford $2 Million. Is there a payment plan?
aphrodisiac chest-beating dog poop address
  07/20/17
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Yellow aromatic mad cow disease ladyboy
  08/01/17
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Irradiated clear clown
  07/20/17
After spending more time thinking about this hypo than any h...
hairraiser telephone native
  08/01/17
...
Yellow aromatic mad cow disease ladyboy
  09/18/17
do i also get to live in 1994?
histrionic quadroon
  09/18/17
cq
crimson resort brethren
  09/18/17
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Dashing Henna Halford
  09/04/21
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Yellow aromatic mad cow disease ladyboy
  03/02/18
Can you add on to current residence and does your backyard c...
hyperventilating puce hissy fit market
  03/02/18
No (well you can add on but the song will play if you step i...
Yellow aromatic mad cow disease ladyboy
  03/02/18
kind of a gay clarification
Mischievous Crotch
  03/02/18
CURRENT RESIDENCE. It's not a challenging hypo if you can go...
Yellow aromatic mad cow disease ladyboy
  03/02/18
i'd buy a massive house and become a recluse. probably becom...
Misunderstood brindle volcanic crater rigor
  03/02/18
(guy who didn't read the thread)
Mischievous Crotch
  03/02/18
It would be more bearable if cover versions were mixed in as...
crimson resort brethren
  03/02/18
How much to have a suited Ska dancing guy follow me, too?
bright hyperactive house roommate
  03/02/18
That's a great song. I'd feel like I'm in the beginning of ...
purple piazza
  03/02/18
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Yellow aromatic mad cow disease ladyboy
  07/24/18
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Yellow aromatic mad cow disease ladyboy
  02/19/19
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Yellow aromatic mad cow disease ladyboy
  10/31/19
id do this for free
confused vigorous stead giraffe
  10/31/19
...
adventurous narrow-minded generalized bond
  09/04/21
Absolutely and I would get disability accommodation wherever...
drab boyish shrine striped hyena
  09/04/21
i already do this, it's easily a top 5 song of the 90s
White cruel-hearted death wish
  09/04/21
Can I change it for Len - Steal my Sunshine?
Dashing Henna Halford
  09/04/21
...
hairraiser telephone native
  06/18/25
...
Yellow aromatic mad cow disease ladyboy
  10/18/21
...
adventurous narrow-minded generalized bond
  06/23/22
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adventurous narrow-minded generalized bond
  12/14/23
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adventurous narrow-minded generalized bond
  06/18/25
Does the dancing guy follow you everywhere you go if so I...
Orange Indian Lodge
  06/18/25
I’m pretty sure he’s currently available for a s...
provocative orchid whorehouse
  06/18/25
but where will i get 100MM?
hairraiser telephone native
  06/18/25


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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:12 AM
Author: Yellow aromatic mad cow disease ladyboy

For the rest of your life, every time you step foot outside of your current residence, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones's "The Impression That I Get" plays around you in a kind of a halo. You can try to mute it out with earplugs or your own headset if you'd like. But it will play loudly enough to sound like a fairly loud phone ringtone, albeit in high quality, for people around you. It will stop for three seconds after completion before restarting. It will cease the moment your body is entirely back inside your house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33816105)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:14 AM
Author: diverse cream dilemma

is there any kind of installment plan available?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33816115)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:14 AM
Author: hairraiser telephone native

Waddled here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33816119)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:15 AM
Author: Yellow aromatic mad cow disease ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33816122)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:42 PM
Author: Nighttime multi-billionaire hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33817516)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:15 AM
Author: thriller blood rage

lol literally cracked up at how random this hypo is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33816126)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:16 AM
Author: hairraiser telephone native

The kooky hypos are one of the best things about xoxo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33816132)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:18 AM
Author: multi-colored jet famous landscape painting rehab

The "$$$ _____ but _______ every time you leave your house" is a very good genre in particular. I think I once posted one about a 100-decibel alarm going off every time you masturbate in your home, and your neighbors will be sent a letter explaining exactly what it's about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33816141)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: hairraiser telephone native

I would definitely take that one and would masturbate 3x a day every day just to imagine my neighbors reaction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33816165)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 4:44 PM
Author: thirsty mewling laser beams

This. Would be so 180 to jerk to porn at 230 am.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#43292170)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: Khaki Half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33816168)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: Translucent den depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33816170)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: nudist office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33816146)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: Translucent den depressive

Will take. I can live in my mansion most of the time and bring the party to me. It will be a pain when I do have to go places, but shit-- businesses put up with way worse behavior from the superrich all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33816166)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:40 PM
Author: aphrodisiac chest-beating dog poop address

$100 MM to become a recluse? What's the catch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33817496)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:41 PM
Author: Mischievous Crotch

One clarification: if you move residences in the future, would it play non-stop 24/7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33817507)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:43 PM
Author: Nighttime multi-billionaire hominid

Titcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33817526)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 3:16 PM
Author: carnelian new version dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#35521751)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 12:58 PM
Author: Yellow aromatic mad cow disease ladyboy

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33896385)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:01 PM
Author: confused vigorous stead giraffe

Id do this for 0$

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33817697)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:04 PM
Author: frozen heaven ratface

how about same hypo but it's Kiss From a Rose by Seal and only $2 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33817737)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:05 PM
Author: Irradiated clear clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33817747)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: aphrodisiac chest-beating dog poop address

Still can't afford $2 Million. Is there a payment plan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33817760)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 12:58 PM
Author: Yellow aromatic mad cow disease ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33896387)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:05 PM
Author: Irradiated clear clown



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33817743)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 2:53 PM
Author: hairraiser telephone native

After spending more time thinking about this hypo than any human being should, i have decided i would definitely take the 100MM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33897078)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 9:51 AM
Author: Yellow aromatic mad cow disease ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#34234787)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 10:00 AM
Author: histrionic quadroon

do i also get to live in 1994?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#34234802)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 10:31 AM
Author: crimson resort brethren

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#34234987)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:53 PM
Author: Dashing Henna Halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#43063359)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:36 PM
Author: Yellow aromatic mad cow disease ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#35521455)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: hyperventilating puce hissy fit market

Can you add on to current residence and does your backyard count as being in your residence?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#35521481)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:41 PM
Author: Yellow aromatic mad cow disease ladyboy

No (well you can add on but the song will play if you step into your addition) and no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#35521489)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: Mischievous Crotch

kind of a gay clarification

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#35521502)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: Yellow aromatic mad cow disease ladyboy

CURRENT RESIDENCE. It's not a challenging hypo if you can go purchase a yuuuuge add-on and chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#35521512)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: Misunderstood brindle volcanic crater rigor

i'd buy a massive house and become a recluse. probably become a writer. maybe show up for appearance fees at shit like comic con because of my condition. also because no one knows how i got this condition, i'd sue the shit out of mighty mighty bosstones, their manager, and record label saying it's their fault

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#35521504)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: Mischievous Crotch

(guy who didn't read the thread)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#35521509)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:47 PM
Author: crimson resort brethren

It would be more bearable if cover versions were mixed in as well. Like some bossa nova remixes, a trad jazz take

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyAF5CPD6aE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#35521529)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: bright hyperactive house roommate

How much to have a suited Ska dancing guy follow me, too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#35521703)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: purple piazza

That's a great song. I'd feel like I'm in the beginning of a Ben Stiller rom com all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#35521729)



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Date: July 24th, 2018 7:56 PM
Author: Yellow aromatic mad cow disease ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#36489749)



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Date: February 19th, 2019 4:42 PM
Author: Yellow aromatic mad cow disease ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#37809495)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 1:39 PM
Author: Yellow aromatic mad cow disease ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#39053162)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 1:47 PM
Author: confused vigorous stead giraffe

id do this for free

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#39053200)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:40 PM
Author: adventurous narrow-minded generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#43063314)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:47 PM
Author: drab boyish shrine striped hyena

Absolutely and I would get disability accommodation wherever I went.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#43063338)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:48 PM
Author: White cruel-hearted death wish

i already do this, it's easily a top 5 song of the 90s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#43063341)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Dashing Henna Halford

Can I change it for Len - Steal my Sunshine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#43063369)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: hairraiser telephone native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#49028087)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 3:53 PM
Author: Yellow aromatic mad cow disease ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#43291843)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 6:18 PM
Author: adventurous narrow-minded generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#44730423)



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Date: December 14th, 2023 10:51 AM
Author: adventurous narrow-minded generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#47169735)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 8:51 AM
Author: adventurous narrow-minded generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#49027764)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: Orange Indian Lodge

Does the dancing guy follow you everywhere you go

if so I'm sold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#49027831)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: provocative orchid whorehouse

I’m pretty sure he’s currently available for a small fraction of your $100M, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#49028138)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: hairraiser telephone native

but where will i get 100MM?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#49027937)