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*you, 37, looking in mirror before wedding, 34 yr old match.com fiance awaits

Her son from previous marriage is the ring bearer
Slippery mexican
  01/25/16
180. Fucking heartbreaking reality though.
arrogant field laser beams
  01/26/16
This one stings.
Impertinent Dull Temple
  01/26/16
I hate you for this. *devises gory killself method*
Titillating background story cuckold
  01/26/16
jesus no...
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  10/24/16
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Violent brethren dilemma
  01/03/17
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Titillating background story cuckold
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Transparent concupiscible chad
  01/25/16
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galvanic turquoise tanning salon
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Black liquid oxygen church
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  01/25/16
you think to yourself, "cant believe it's only been 11 ...
Shaky balding forum
  01/25/16
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Slippery mexican
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  01/25/16
jesus you guys are fucking brutal
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arrogant field laser beams
  01/26/16
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Big fat ankles
  01/26/16
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  11/27/16
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Shaky balding forum
  06/13/17
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  12/19/17
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Slippery mexican
  01/24/18
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  06/10/24
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Impertinent Dull Temple
  01/26/16
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  10/24/16
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Violent brethren dilemma
  11/27/16
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Shaky balding forum
  01/23/17
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  03/15/17
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Shaky balding forum
  04/20/17
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Shaky balding forum
  02/20/18
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Shaky balding forum
  05/24/18
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  09/26/21
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  03/12/22
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  05/15/22
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motley talking public bath
  05/04/24
ruthless.
cordovan office hairy legs
  01/25/16
Brutal
tantric rough-skinned menage azn
  01/25/16
...
ruby hall party of the first part
  10/27/17
fuuuuuuuuck
aromatic chest-beating hell
  01/25/16
toxic
Saffron Yapping Headpube
  01/25/16
*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jes...
hateful ticket booth hissy fit
  01/25/16
...
Hilarious boiling water
  01/25/16
...
Slippery mexican
  01/25/16
...
Sickened bipolar pit becky
  01/25/16
damnit
useless slap-happy crackhouse
  01/25/16
...
galvanic turquoise tanning salon
  01/25/16
EDITED too painful to contemplate
Slippery mexican
  01/25/16
jfc
Shaky balding forum
  01/25/16
Cr edit
galvanic turquoise tanning salon
  01/25/16
...
Slippery mexican
  01/25/16
u softbatch TTT
Shaky balding forum
  01/25/16
Cr
Slippery mexican
  01/25/16
Put it back I wanna see! The toxicity
Idiotic Hideous Halford
  01/25/16
hm
silver wild space dingle berry
  01/25/16
it's not that toxic
Idiotic Hideous Halford
  01/25/16
wait
Red University
  01/25/16
...
Impertinent Dull Temple
  01/26/16
...
Adventurous voyeur
  01/25/16
...
Slippery mexican
  01/26/16
'we're Match.com compatible' *wife brushes your arm, visi...
hateful ticket booth hissy fit
  01/25/16
...
Burgundy Rambunctious Locus
  01/25/16
180 thread greatness is rarely recognized in its own time
cordovan office hairy legs
  01/25/16
it has 30 poasts in 30 minutes. it's pretty well regarded so...
Shaky balding forum
  01/25/16
may this most 180 thread receive a cascade of 180s
cordovan office hairy legs
  01/25/16
...
Red University
  01/25/16
...
sinister pearly abode foreskin
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useless slap-happy crackhouse
  01/25/16
1800000 and i have a match.com GF
Sickened bipolar pit becky
  01/25/16
...
Slippery mexican
  01/25/16
Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror. ...
supple boltzmann
  01/25/16
Fucking 180
Slippery mexican
  01/25/16
Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off ea...
Insecure Round Eye
  01/25/16
...
Jade regret
  01/27/16
MASTERful work
Disrespectful Stimulating Useless Brakes
  01/25/16
...
aromatic chest-beating hell
  01/25/16
...
massive copper sanctuary
  01/25/16
damn
Idiotic Hideous Halford
  01/25/16
...
chartreuse black woman
  01/25/16
...
Razzle-dazzle national corn cake
  01/25/16
O LORD
alcoholic marvelous turdskin sex offender
  01/25/16
jfc
maniacal heaven
  01/25/16
180 KILLSHOT
Lascivious Deranged Theatre Dragon
  01/25/16
*sets ThinkPad on fire*
vermilion genital piercing travel guidebook
  01/25/16
...
galvanic turquoise tanning salon
  01/25/16
Lmao
Slippery mexican
  01/25/16
...
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...
Impertinent Dull Temple
  01/26/16
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Big fat ankles
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Slippery mexican
  02/15/16
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White business firm ceo
  07/08/17
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  07/08/17
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Slippery mexican
  10/27/17
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  12/26/17
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Slippery mexican
  05/24/18
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Slippery mexican
  03/16/20
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  02/18/22
...
abnormal dysfunction reading party
  10/13/23
fuuuuuuck
fragrant bawdyhouse
  01/25/16
In on an all time greatest level xoxo thread
useless slap-happy crackhouse
  01/25/16
ouch
Clear New Version Internal Respiration
  01/26/16
poison
Costumed Preventive Strike Stag Film
  01/26/16
...
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  01/26/16
180
arrogant field laser beams
  01/26/16
...
Red University
  01/26/16
Amazing. Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we'r...
Hairraiser Home Tattoo
  01/26/16
just want to point out that after reading one of the most pe...
Boyish athletic conference
  01/30/16
Christ. FATALITY.
Impertinent Dull Temple
  01/26/16
how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one ...
Idiotic Hideous Halford
  10/21/16
lol u poor bastards
spectacular ape
  01/26/16
I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after t...
Appetizing Circlehead
  01/26/16
RIP brother
Cerise point elastic band
  09/27/16
...
abnormal dysfunction reading party
  12/26/17
...
Big fat ankles
  08/12/19
180
Titillating background story cuckold
  01/26/16
...
Big fat ankles
  01/26/16
Behold the apotheosis of future wife threading.
bat shit crazy misanthropic main people set
  01/27/16
...
sinister pearly abode foreskin
  01/27/16
...
Slippery mexican
  01/30/16
Fuck my ass. Beautiful brother.
Maize shivering school cuckoldry
  02/01/16
but he's the guy that's running through her head every coupl...
Maize shivering school cuckoldry
  02/02/16
...
vigorous brilliant puppy meetinghouse
  02/02/16
It actually hurt to read this
bright principal's office
  02/22/16
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck (2nd read through)
Bisexual beady-eyed crotch legal warrant
  02/22/16
God have mercy.
Exhilarant lay
  02/24/16
18000000
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  03/04/16
165
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  03/04/16
...
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  05/19/16
chilling
talented station mediation
  10/24/16
art&scholarship
obsidian haunting pervert
  12/17/16
Good lord.
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  01/03/17
oh my.
fantasy-prone comical indirect expression
  01/23/17
toxic
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  03/13/17
...
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  04/02/17
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Multi-colored knife
  06/01/17
180 existential horror
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  07/08/17
...
Dashing Federal Spot
  10/27/17
mother of god
spruce step-uncle's house son of senegal
  07/08/17
My computer just exploded
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  10/27/17
JFC
Mind-boggling anal toaster
  10/27/17
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  12/26/17
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Translucent Cocky Roommate
  12/26/17
ouch
Twisted Diverse Coffee Pot Property
  02/20/18
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  08/09/19
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  09/26/21
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718-662-5970
  07/28/25
And yes, you're bald
Hairless plaza jewess
  01/25/16
what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?
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  01/25/16
From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend til...
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  01/25/16
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  01/25/16
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Thirsty razzmatazz haunted graveyard school cafeteria
  01/25/16
Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have...
tantric rough-skinned menage azn
  01/25/16
toxic
Idiotic Hideous Halford
  01/25/16
She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got e...
tantric rough-skinned menage azn
  01/25/16
what do his professional concerns have to do with this
Idiotic Hideous Halford
  01/25/16
A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who ...
tantric rough-skinned menage azn
  01/25/16
Death gotta be easy
Slippery mexican
  01/25/16
your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person"...
Idiotic Hideous Halford
  01/25/16
"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"
Slippery mexican
  01/25/16
He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.
Magenta Persian Gunner
  01/25/16
he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong ...
Idiotic Hideous Halford
  01/25/16
No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket...
tantric rough-skinned menage azn
  01/25/16
Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than &qu...
supple boltzmann
  01/25/16
Yeah, probably true.
tantric rough-skinned menage azn
  01/25/16
I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to lov...
supple boltzmann
  01/25/16
TY bro
tantric rough-skinned menage azn
  01/25/16
...
vermilion genital piercing travel guidebook
  01/25/16
Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the sec...
bistre cruise ship selfie
  01/26/16
LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.
ruby hall party of the first part
  10/27/17
...
racy disgusting garrison friendly grandma
  10/27/17
...
Slippery mexican
  05/24/18
...
fantasy-prone comical indirect expression
  03/19/20
This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do mar...
Bearded den double fault
  10/27/17
credited advice
Twisted Diverse Coffee Pot Property
  05/24/18
even more toxic
Idiotic Hideous Halford
  01/25/16
(asshole) although that is probably true of every man on ...
brass passionate jew gaming laptop
  01/25/16
RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can b...
Idiotic Hideous Halford
  01/25/16
i lol'd
Submissive trust fund
  01/26/16
He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is p...
tantric rough-skinned menage azn
  01/25/16
We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It...
supple boltzmann
  01/25/16
that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup...
Idiotic Hideous Halford
  01/25/16
Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stau...
Slippery mexican
  01/25/16
lol
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...
tantric rough-skinned menage azn
  01/25/16
so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck t...
Idiotic Hideous Halford
  01/25/16
Will do my best. TY
tantric rough-skinned menage azn
  01/25/16
ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.
arrogant field laser beams
  01/26/16
...
abnormal dysfunction reading party
  12/26/17
you are slaying this thread
Lascivious Deranged Theatre Dragon
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Lascivious Deranged Theatre Dragon
  01/25/16
Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling s...
tantric rough-skinned menage azn
  01/25/16
we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old ki...
Lascivious Deranged Theatre Dragon
  01/25/16
why do you think that?
Idiotic Hideous Halford
  01/25/16
A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump ...
Lascivious Deranged Theatre Dragon
  01/25/16
i thought they lose their practices and their patients die i...
Idiotic Hideous Halford
  01/25/16
DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew
Lascivious Deranged Theatre Dragon
  01/25/16
Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median o...
Slippery mexican
  01/25/16
She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously...
tantric rough-skinned menage azn
  01/25/16
how can she do better than with you? now go be that
Idiotic Hideous Halford
  01/25/16
I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a...
tantric rough-skinned menage azn
  01/25/16
Lmao
emerald masturbator cuck
  08/08/19
well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confiden...
Slippery mexican
  10/27/17
"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, ...
Shaky balding forum
  01/25/16
Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo &quo...
Slippery mexican
  01/25/16
lmao true
Idiotic Hideous Halford
  01/25/16
...
Red University
  01/26/16
...
abnormal dysfunction reading party
  12/26/17
Haha
arousing iridescent market therapy
  03/19/20
...
tantric rough-skinned menage azn
  01/25/16
...
Sickened bipolar pit becky
  01/25/16
Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger th...
Hairraiser Home Tattoo
  01/26/16
CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hi...
bistre cruise ship selfie
  01/26/16
JFC holy shit
Topaz rehab
  10/27/17
lol at all the poasters encouraging him
floppy love of her life giraffe
  10/27/17
can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things tur...
Slippery mexican
  10/27/17
http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417...
Bearded den double fault
  10/27/17
Lmao good find
Cerise point elastic band
  10/27/17
Lol oh my God
Soul-stirring Cream Native Macaca
  06/03/19
oh no
spectacular ape
  08/08/19
LOL
Aquamarine pea-brained lettuce rigpig
  03/16/20
JFC
fantasy-prone comical indirect expression
  03/19/20
Update?
odious dark toilet seat
  10/11/21
Devastating. Fuck my life.
charcoal stead death wish
  01/25/16
...
tantric rough-skinned menage azn
  01/25/16
...
sinister pearly abode foreskin
  05/19/16
...
Adventurous voyeur
  01/25/16
I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy m...
rusted buck-toothed queen of the night psychic
  01/26/16
Will be me Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s
Sickened bipolar pit becky
  01/26/16
Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be ha...
rusted buck-toothed queen of the night psychic
  01/26/16
Cr
Sickened bipolar pit becky
  01/26/16
...
Impertinent Dull Temple
  01/26/16
...
Impertinent Dull Temple
  01/26/16
Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wear...
rusted buck-toothed queen of the night psychic
  01/26/16
...
Hairless plaza jewess
  01/26/16
What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad rope...
Unhinged light parlour dog poop
  01/26/16
...
Unhinged light parlour dog poop
  01/26/16
Y-...Yes?
Transparent concupiscible chad
  01/26/16
You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.
White business firm ceo
  01/26/16
"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "...
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  01/26/16
...
chartreuse black woman
  01/26/16
Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even ...
arrogant field laser beams
  01/26/16
1800000000000 thread
Red University
  01/26/16
you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauc...
Shaky balding forum
  01/26/16
"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmai...
ocher swashbuckling resort mad-dog skullcap
  01/26/16
Lmfao
Slippery mexican
  01/26/16
Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part w...
Transparent concupiscible chad
  01/26/16
...
puce whorehouse mother
  01/16/19
...
arousing iridescent market therapy
  03/16/20
...
Titillating background story cuckold
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...
Red University
  01/26/16
...
chartreuse black woman
  01/26/16
...
sinister pearly abode foreskin
  03/28/16
...
Crawly incel
  08/09/19
"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?&q...
Glittery hunting ground corner
  01/26/16
...
Slippery mexican
  01/26/16
LOL this is brilliant work
Magenta Persian Gunner
  01/26/16
Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent. Great work broth...
Titillating background story cuckold
  01/26/16
...
Histrionic zippy trailer park
  10/24/16
...
Red University
  01/26/16
"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic...
Submissive trust fund
  01/26/16
cr this is poetry
Filthy cerebral area twinkling uncleanness
  04/04/16
...
trip territorial orchestra pit
  03/15/17
*applause*
Violent opaque generalized bond box office
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...
sienna windowlicker nursing home
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...
Bearded den double fault
  01/26/16
...
Red University
  01/26/16
All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest regist...
rusted buck-toothed queen of the night psychic
  01/26/16
recommending their own IVF doctors
Red University
  01/26/16
*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test cou...
Slippery mexican
  01/26/16
...
rusted buck-toothed queen of the night psychic
  01/26/16
packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get lai...
rusted buck-toothed queen of the night psychic
  01/26/16
...
Sickened bipolar pit becky
  01/26/16
...
supple boltzmann
  01/26/16
Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in f...
Appetizing Circlehead
  01/26/16
Describe
rusted buck-toothed queen of the night psychic
  01/26/16
8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out r...
Appetizing Circlehead
  01/26/16
God damn brutal
rusted buck-toothed queen of the night psychic
  01/26/16
...
Red University
  01/26/16
...
supple boltzmann
  01/26/16
Please be flame
Slippery mexican
  01/26/16
If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why...
Appetizing Circlehead
  01/26/16
are u stil maried
Shaky balding forum
  01/26/16
yes - 3 years this May
Appetizing Circlehead
  01/26/16
Desperately need an update on this marriage
Dashing Federal Spot
  06/10/24
I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my ...
Big fat ankles
  01/26/16
It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't n...
Appetizing Circlehead
  01/26/16
Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was &...
Hairraiser Home Tattoo
  01/26/16
Fuck
Dashing Federal Spot
  01/26/16
why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your...
Adventurous voyeur
  01/26/16
cq's!
Idiotic Hideous Halford
  01/26/16
Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www....
Appetizing Circlehead
  01/26/16
...
fantasy-prone comical indirect expression
  03/19/20
...
trip territorial orchestra pit
  03/15/17
Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.
bateful slate chapel
  01/26/16
LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom an...
Magenta Persian Gunner
  01/26/16
except for your autism
Hairless plaza jewess
  01/26/16
...
Slippery mexican
  01/26/16
...
Twisted Diverse Coffee Pot Property
  01/26/16
She was 20 years younger. No autism here bro.
Magenta Persian Gunner
  01/26/16
(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)
supple boltzmann
  01/26/16
...
Big fat ankles
  01/26/16
LOL fair
Magenta Persian Gunner
  01/26/16
tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are ...
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  01/26/16
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do u love it
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wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(
Shaky balding forum
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...
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mmm hmmm
Appetizing Circlehead
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180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 1...
Appetizing Circlehead
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wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became th...
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180 twist
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I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverte...
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sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.
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shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope
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...
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Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!
slimy
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Obeezy’s recent past*
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:54 PM
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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:08 AM
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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:57 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#44136173)



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Date: May 15th, 2022 12:44 PM
Author: motley talking public bath



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Date: May 4th, 2024 12:16 PM
Author: motley talking public bath



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: cordovan office hairy legs

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29678485)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: tantric rough-skinned menage azn

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29678486)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: ruby hall party of the first part



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:58 PM
Author: aromatic chest-beating hell

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29678490)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: Saffron Yapping Headpube

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29678498)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:01 PM
Author: hateful ticket booth hissy fit

*neckbeards in the crowd tipping their fedoras to you in jest, merely reciprocating how you treated them when you got your Ideal Mating Partner as they leave halfway through the service to slam pizzas and casual afternoon beers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29678509)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Hilarious boiling water



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:27 PM
Author: Slippery mexican



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:42 PM
Author: Sickened bipolar pit becky



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: useless slap-happy crackhouse

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29678518)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: galvanic turquoise tanning salon



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Slippery mexican

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29678523)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:04 PM
Author: Shaky balding forum

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29678526)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: galvanic turquoise tanning salon

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29678560)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:10 PM
Author: Slippery mexican



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Shaky balding forum

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29678581)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:13 PM
Author: Slippery mexican

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29678598)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Idiotic Hideous Halford

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29678964)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: silver wild space dingle berry

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29679986)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:04 PM
Author: Idiotic Hideous Halford

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680117)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: Red University

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29678967)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: Impertinent Dull Temple



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: Adventurous voyeur



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Date: January 26th, 2016 9:53 AM
Author: Slippery mexican



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:06 PM
Author: hateful ticket booth hissy fit

'we're Match.com compatible'

*wife brushes your arm, visible caustic burns and gangrene several days later*

ps: u died

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29678541)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:08 PM
Author: Burgundy Rambunctious Locus



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:28 PM
Author: cordovan office hairy legs

180 thread

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29678706)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: Shaky balding forum

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29678811)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:02 PM
Author: cordovan office hairy legs

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29679005)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 7:51 PM
Author: Red University



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Author: sinister pearly abode foreskin



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Author: Pink excitant coldplay fan



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:34 PM
Author: useless slap-happy crackhouse



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Date: January 25th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: Sickened bipolar pit becky

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29679333)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:05 PM
Author: Slippery mexican



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:22 PM
Author: supple boltzmann

Your fiance takes a deep breath and looks in the mirror.

The dress is beautiful (at $3,500, it had better be!). Her...well, she's having a harder time convincing herself. She's been all excited for this special day for months now, but now that it's here, it's just...all hitting her at once, you know? She used to give herself once last glance in the mirror when she was 19 before heading out to the frat parties to "have a good time"--man, what a hot young thing she was in that makeup and those dresses. The guys couldn't get enough of her!

Man, things were just...EASIER then, you know? When she graduated, she was ready to TAKE OVER the marketing world. Executive office, here she comes! But all those stepping stones she had mapped out in her head? They all seemed to go to someone else. Lauren from Product Development. Kelsey with the weird ears. And that bitch Erin. And the sum total of only one promotion and only two raises in twelve years really hits hard when she thinks about the 45, even 50-hour weeks she had to put in sometimes.

And she thought about all those dates she was having for all those years, and, man, did her shine-like-a-diamond optimism get stripped from her pretty quickly. She learned you just can't trust anybody. Throw yourself at them, or make them wait; tell them you love them, or play it cool--no matter what she does, it just seems like all those guys lied about really loving her before they...well, let's be real, they used her. But she's wiser now for it. She knows the world isn't all sunshine and rainbows, and that you have to be careful.

This moment is also the second time the name "Tyler Devine" is running through your fiance's head today. You don't know the name because she waved off your questions on the third date with "the past is the past," but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall. And yes, her answer to what she's thinking about will always be "nothing." They didn't work out, but, you know, everything happens for a reason. And she hasn't seen him in years, of course. She wonders what he's up to. She'll never mention this to you, but the last thing she does before heading out that door is look up his Facebook profile. He's held up really well, she thinks. Guess the girl in his profile picture is the lucky lady.

So okay, maybe this isn't the *conventional* path to how she got here. But she should feel lucky, right? After all, you're nice. You make a decent salary. You guys share some of the same hobbies. And she thinks you'd make a decent father one day, if, fingers crossed, everything is still a-okay in that department. I mean, OF COURSE she's lucky--you know, some women never find anyone at all.

One last deep breath.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29679746)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:27 PM
Author: Slippery mexican

Fucking 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29679788)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:28 PM
Author: Insecure Round Eye

Try more like $8k for the dress. $3500 is you getting off easy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29679796)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:00 PM
Author: Jade regret



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:31 PM
Author: Disrespectful Stimulating Useless Brakes

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29679815)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:43 PM
Author: aromatic chest-beating hell



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: massive copper sanctuary



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Idiotic Hideous Halford

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680090)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: chartreuse black woman



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle national corn cake



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: alcoholic marvelous turdskin sex offender

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: maniacal heaven

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680268)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: Lascivious Deranged Theatre Dragon

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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: vermilion genital piercing travel guidebook

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680340)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: galvanic turquoise tanning salon



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Slippery mexican

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680420)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:36 PM
Author: Lilac boistinker



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Impertinent Dull Temple



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 PM
Author: chartreuse black woman



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: Big fat ankles



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Date: February 15th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: Slippery mexican



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:31 PM
Author: White business firm ceo



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:43 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac blood rage



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:00 PM
Author: Slippery mexican



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:01 PM
Author: Slippery mexican



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:56 PM
Author: Slippery mexican



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:30 PM
Author: fragrant bawdyhouse

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680383)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: useless slap-happy crackhouse

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:13 AM
Author: Clear New Version Internal Respiration

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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 AM
Author: Costumed Preventive Strike Stag Film

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:07 AM
Author: sapphire up-to-no-good telephone theater



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:12 AM
Author: arrogant field laser beams

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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 AM
Author: Red University



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:06 PM
Author: Hairraiser Home Tattoo

Amazing.

Though $3,500 for a dress? Try $10,000+ if we're talking mid 30s MFH shrew brides.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683275)



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Date: January 30th, 2016 3:41 PM
Author: Boyish athletic conference

just want to point out that after reading one of the most penetrating, insightful, acerbic, and downright captivating XO posts of the year, grace kelly's only reaction was to think about the inaccurate description of wedding dress striving.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29714619)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Impertinent Dull Temple

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683299)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:21 AM
Author: Idiotic Hideous Halford

how very apt and unsurprising that Rudolph would be the one poster in this subthread to prefer his woman to be fatality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#31696500)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: spectacular ape

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683525)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:12 PM
Author: Appetizing Circlehead

I may go home from work and take the rest of the day after that one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:24 PM
Author: Cerise point elastic band

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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:23 PM
Author: abnormal dysfunction reading party



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:17 AM
Author: Big fat ankles



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Titillating background story cuckold

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Author: Big fat ankles



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:31 AM
Author: bat shit crazy misanthropic main people set

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29690331)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:59 PM
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Date: January 30th, 2016 7:09 PM
Author: Slippery mexican



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:38 AM
Author: Maize shivering school cuckoldry

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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:34 PM
Author: Maize shivering school cuckoldry

but he's the guy that's running through her head every couple of months when you catch her looking up from her magazine in bed and just staring at the wall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29740482)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:38 PM
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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:09 AM
Author: bright principal's office

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29888868)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:13 AM
Author: Bisexual beady-eyed crotch legal warrant

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29888912)



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Date: February 24th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Exhilarant lay

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29909715)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: cracking rose center depressive

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Date: March 4th, 2016 5:56 PM
Author: Narrow-minded marketing idea

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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:39 PM
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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:36 PM
Author: talented station mediation

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Date: December 17th, 2016 1:34 PM
Author: obsidian haunting pervert

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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:46 AM
Author: peach autistic site

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32287948)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:13 PM
Author: fantasy-prone comical indirect expression

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32440078)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: Contagious Mauve Potus Address

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32818287)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: trip territorial orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32833822)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 1:34 AM
Author: Pink excitant coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32973645)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:02 PM
Author: Multi-colored knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#33450428)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: provocative kitchen fortuitous meteor

180 existential horror



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#33728872)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:37 PM
Author: Dashing Federal Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#34542976)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:37 PM
Author: spruce step-uncle's house son of senegal

mother of god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#33729026)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:01 PM
Author: bronze ungodly people who are hurt indian lodge

My computer just exploded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#34542693)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 5:06 PM
Author: Mind-boggling anal toaster

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#34544010)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: garnet ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#35011307)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:12 PM
Author: Translucent Cocky Roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#35012416)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 2:29 PM
Author: Twisted Diverse Coffee Pot Property

ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#35445782)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: wine stirring doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#35446902)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:21 PM
Author: Swollen mental disorder



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#37605660)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:40 AM
Author: Crawly incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38660219)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:53 PM
Author: sienna windowlicker nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#43182498)



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Date: July 28th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: 718-662-5970

beautiful perfect post.

also hauntingly archaic because the shrew, sitting in bed, is reading a *MAGAZINE*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#49136987)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:29 PM
Author: Hairless plaza jewess

And yes, you're bald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29679801)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:47 PM
Author: Carmine deep water buffalo casino

what is this some kind of nightmare horror scenario?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29679945)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:48 PM
Author: massive copper sanctuary

From now on it's going to be trips to Napa every weekend till you try to become a dad at 40!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29679955)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:50 PM
Author: vermilion genital piercing travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29679970)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 9:52 PM
Author: Thirsty razzmatazz haunted graveyard school cafeteria



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29679989)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:01 PM
Author: tantric rough-skinned menage azn

Alright, this post hit home. I turn 36 this weekend and have been seeing a 31 year old. She is a medical resident and has a Chad sounding ex boyfriend. She was lamenting to me last night the fact that all her friends from college have kids and all the other residents are in long-term relationships or are married. She told me that 33 is considered a "senior mother" now, not 35. Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, but it is also a little sad. You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680072)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: Idiotic Hideous Halford

toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680103)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:13 PM
Author: tantric rough-skinned menage azn

She told me a story about her brother, not flame, that got engaged at 37 to a girl he met off Match after just four months. She is really hot, but got evicted from her apartment and moved in after a month. Dude has basically been supporting her ever since he met here. She is a SAHM that treats him like garbage. The guys puts on a happy face, but complains to his mom about what an albatross she is over him. He has a job at a F500 making bank, but he lives in permanent fear of losing because he would never be able to make as much from any other job. And this woman DEMANDS a lavish lifestyle that she will not contribute to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680207)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: Idiotic Hideous Halford

what do his professional concerns have to do with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680235)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: tantric rough-skinned menage azn

A man quickly marries someone he meets off Match at 37, who is obviously not the right person for him. Now he is living a miserable existence where he has to worry about losing his job and supporting this woman. It is just adds to the misery.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680262)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Slippery mexican

Death gotta be easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680269)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:20 PM
Author: Idiotic Hideous Halford

your first post didn't say "obviously wrong person" it said "She is really hot" and that he has control over her insofar as financial leverage.

job fears are forever. his real problem is that the rlsp is unhappy, not that he is 37 or married her after 4 months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680284)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: Slippery mexican

"Got evicted...treats him like garbage"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680294)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: Magenta Persian Gunner

He figures that if he loses that, he loses her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680304)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: Idiotic Hideous Halford

he shouldn't be with an albatross but there's nothing wrong with financially supporting your partner if there's love

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680266)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: tantric rough-skinned menage azn

No, but she immediately started using him as her meal ticket. I don't think there is anything wrong with supporting someone you love. But this guy is being taken advantage of.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680306)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:07 PM
Author: supple boltzmann

Twist: You were never, at any age, going to do more than "check off enough boxes."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680152)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:09 PM
Author: tantric rough-skinned menage azn

Yeah, probably true.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680170)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:15 PM
Author: supple boltzmann

I said this many times before: Give yourself a chance to love her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680240)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: tantric rough-skinned menage azn

TY bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680326)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:45 PM
Author: vermilion genital piercing travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680540)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:05 PM
Author: bistre cruise ship selfie

Also, this becomes a completely meaningless exercise the second a baby is born or one of you goes through a relatively serious personal issue (significant but temporary illness, loss of parent, getting fired). Checking boxes is a reasonable proxy for her to try to guess if you're a decent, dependable person and will be up to the task when times are tough. And none of us really know that for sure when we get married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685945)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 1:38 PM
Author: ruby hall party of the first part

LMAO this post ended up being terrifyingly on-point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#34542578)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 4:28 PM
Author: racy disgusting garrison friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#34543719)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:02 PM
Author: Slippery mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#36120611)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:32 PM
Author: fantasy-prone comical indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#39808720)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: Bearded den double fault

This is what happens when you listen to xo "just do marry and kids bro, Civilization needs you bro!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#34542944)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 4:00 PM
Author: Twisted Diverse Coffee Pot Property

credited advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#36120603)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:14 PM
Author: Idiotic Hideous Halford

even more toxic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680213)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: brass passionate jew gaming laptop

(asshole)

although that is probably true of every man on this board other than RSF

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680247)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Idiotic Hideous Halford

RSF is dream man for third world female poors. and you can be too!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680258)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Submissive trust fund

i lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29686607)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: tantric rough-skinned menage azn

He doesn't know me at all and is an asshole. But...this is probably true for most people in general. We have an overly romantic conception of marriage. It was a business decision for most of human history and most people settle. Passionate love fades. That is the nature of things.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680296)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:23 PM
Author: supple boltzmann

We can still find women who really appreciate us brother. It just means you have to stop pining after the 7-8s who have been hit on so many times in their lives that you'll always be compared to someone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680310)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Idiotic Hideous Halford

that was 1975. due to recent trends in online dating, hookup culture, and female hypergamy, even female 3's and 4's have a slew of superior suitors (well, guys who smashed anyway) to compare you unfavorably with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680362)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: Slippery mexican

Cr the earth has been scorched and we are just creating stautes out of ashes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680416)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 9:09 PM
Author: primrose vibrant shrine famous landscape painting

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#33450476)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: tantric rough-skinned menage azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680671)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:08 PM
Author: Idiotic Hideous Halford

so what though. man up and put that dick in the hole. fuck the soul out of her, make her forget she ever met tyler or darnell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680714)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:12 PM
Author: tantric rough-skinned menage azn

Will do my best. TY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680754)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:16 AM
Author: arrogant field laser beams

ljl. my fake name on dating websites is Tyler.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29682035)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: abnormal dysfunction reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#35011459)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:25 PM
Author: Lascivious Deranged Theatre Dragon

you are slaying this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680335)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Lascivious Deranged Theatre Dragon

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680320)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: tantric rough-skinned menage azn

Well we will see if I can hold on to her. I have a feeling she will ding me eventually.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680348)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:28 PM
Author: Lascivious Deranged Theatre Dragon

we all have to settle / my only hope is a hot 25 year old kindergarten teacher after I make bank who will let me parasite off her union benefits or marrying a 30 year old doctor who has the skills/income to support my ass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680364)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Idiotic Hideous Halford

why do you think that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680436)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:46 PM
Author: Lascivious Deranged Theatre Dragon

A DR has a skillset that is way over-demanded. She can jump in and out of a 6-figure career at will. Have kids? Sure. Fuck off and travel? Sure. No matter what, there is enough demand for a US MD that she can always work as much as she wants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680554)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:15 PM
Author: Idiotic Hideous Halford

i thought they lose their practices and their patients die if they, say, go on the lam due to being hunted by mobsters and have to hide away in a motel for a few months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680784)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:24 PM
Author: Lascivious Deranged Theatre Dragon

DR is CR though, so much better than law/marketing/IBS shrew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680325)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:26 PM
Author: Slippery mexican

Brother if she is actually hot this is easily above median outcome. Especially if you had some fun in your 20s.

Youre gonna maek and so am I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680343)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:10 PM
Author: tantric rough-skinned menage azn

She is hot, legit hot. I am not going to post pics obviously, but that would be the consensus if I did. IF (far from certain she won't realize she can do better and dump me) I end up marrying her, it would be an amazing outcome for me.

TY brother. We are all gonna maeke it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680725)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: Idiotic Hideous Halford

how can she do better than with you? now go be that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680760)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: tantric rough-skinned menage azn

I am usually not one to put girls on a pedestal. I learned a long time ago how dumb that is. What you are saying is obviously true and appreciated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680820)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:25 AM
Author: emerald masturbator cuck

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38655437)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: Slippery mexican

well you did not maek it and I certainly don't feel confident about my chances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#34543175)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Shaky balding forum

"Dating at this age is still fun and this girl is hot, "

lol this is what matters. who gives a shit about everything else? stop letting xo toxicity get you down. if u are happy and she is happy then fuck it, be happy together

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680357)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:29 PM
Author: Slippery mexican

Although I am happy for the bro, it is still classic xo "man I have to settle for a hot doctor with lifelong earning potential and good genes"

Turns out a lot worse for many bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680372)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:34 PM
Author: Idiotic Hideous Halford

lmao true

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680438)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 AM
Author: Red University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29682074)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 6:06 PM
Author: abnormal dysfunction reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#35012399)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:40 PM
Author: arousing iridescent market therapy

Haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#39808783)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: tantric rough-skinned menage azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680764)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: Sickened bipolar pit becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680928)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Hairraiser Home Tattoo

Damn, bro. You've got a hot doctor who's 5 years younger than you on your hands. Don't fuck this up because of your insecurities.

"You never know if the girl is thinking "he checks off enough boxes, I guess he will do." Because, of course, she probably is."

Unless you're marrying your college sweetheart when you're young and still all rosy-eyed about love, many marriage couplings boil down to (1) could we co-parent well together,(2) do we share enough common values and interests to fit into each other's lives without major compromises, and (3) do we enjoy sex with each other. If you're getting anything beyond that, you should consider yourself very lucky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683316)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:08 PM
Author: bistre cruise ship selfie

CR and I would add (4) will this person have my back if I hit a bad patch and can I do the same for her?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685965)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: Topaz rehab

JFC holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#34541874)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: floppy love of her life giraffe

lol at all the poasters encouraging him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#34542854)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:59 PM
Author: Slippery mexican

can someone advise why this poast is notable? did things turn out poorly for thunder collins?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#34543122)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:00 PM
Author: Bearded den double fault

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3775434&mc=417&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#34543129)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 3:07 PM
Author: Cerise point elastic band

Lmao good find

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#34543163)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Cream Native Macaca

Lol oh my God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38331890)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:03 AM
Author: spectacular ape

oh no

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38655565)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 2:22 PM
Author: Aquamarine pea-brained lettuce rigpig

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#39780168)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:27 PM
Author: fantasy-prone comical indirect expression

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#39808676)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:41 PM
Author: odious dark toilet seat

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#43257805)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:18 PM
Author: charcoal stead death wish

Devastating. Fuck my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680274)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 11:28 PM
Author: tantric rough-skinned menage azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680900)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:16 PM
Author: sinister pearly abode foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#30516002)



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Date: January 25th, 2016 10:27 PM
Author: Adventurous voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29680360)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: rusted buck-toothed queen of the night psychic

I seriously went to a wedding last weekend 34 year old guy marrying match.com fiancee. Won't say any more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29681730)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 AM
Author: Sickened bipolar pit becky

Will be me

Where the fuck else do you meet people in ur 30s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29681781)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: rusted buck-toothed queen of the night psychic

Fuck man it was such a sad charade its just too old to be having a wedding. Embarrassing. Just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29681795)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:59 AM
Author: Sickened bipolar pit becky

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29681800)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:11 PM
Author: Impertinent Dull Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683308)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: Impertinent Dull Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:57 AM
Author: rusted buck-toothed queen of the night psychic

Bride who has fucked probably 30-40 dudes, unironically wearing white at the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29681796)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:00 AM
Author: Hairless plaza jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29681801)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 AM
Author: Unhinged light parlour dog poop

What is she supposed to do? Wear the pearl colored Chad ropes that have landed on her lower back for 12-14 years?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29681829)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:27 AM
Author: Unhinged light parlour dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29681848)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: Transparent concupiscible chad

Y-...Yes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683517)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:28 PM
Author: White business firm ceo

You could weave yourself the finest dress from those ropes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683868)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:31 PM
Author: ocher swashbuckling resort mad-dog skullcap

"My GOD!" you scream, when you see her back. "You've been whipped!!"

"Whoops, I guess i didn't wash carefully. Those aren't scars, babe. They are ropes... From the past."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683886)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: chartreuse black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684778)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 AM
Author: arrogant field laser beams

Moral of the story - Don't date women over the age 25, even when in your thirties/ forties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29682052)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:25 AM
Author: Red University

1800000000000 thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29682082)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: Shaky balding forum

you examine your profile in the mirror, sucking in your pauch. 'not bad,' you think to yourself, for being 55 lbs heavier than college. 'dad bod is all the rage anyway right? i'm sure my wife will find me sexy and attractive forever. thats why we're getting married'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:15 PM
Author: ocher swashbuckling resort mad-dog skullcap

"For every year after 29," she tells her bridesmaids, "I was advised to cross one requirement off my list. Jim might not look like much to you, but he's 6' and has a job."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683341)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:34 PM
Author: Slippery mexican

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683489)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 12:40 PM
Author: Transparent concupiscible chad

Guess which requirement is the LAST she is willing to part with

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683523)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: puce whorehouse mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#37605742)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:45 PM
Author: arousing iridescent market therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#39779479)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:16 PM
Author: Titillating background story cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684252)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:22 PM
Author: Red University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684291)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: chartreuse black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684772)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: sinister pearly abode foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#30156366)



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Date: August 9th, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: Crawly incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38660220)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:03 PM
Author: Glittery hunting ground corner

"And the bride and groom have written their own vows?" the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic, handing a wireless mic to the bride with a smile.

She trembles holding the mic, unfolding a slip of paper from her slightly calloused hands, stubbier than they were seven months ago, and less certain than they were seven hours ago.

"We have so much. So much to look to in the future. We have spent so much time without each other, but here we are. Together. Now. And it..."--she chokes here for a moment--"...will last because there is nothing greater than this love we shareatthismoment"--she hastens now, inexplicably, but the tears brimming in her eyes cue the crowd that it is justifiable--"...forever." She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683667)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:14 PM
Author: Slippery mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683761)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:06 PM
Author: Magenta Persian Gunner

LOL this is brilliant work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684175)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:18 PM
Author: Titillating background story cuckold

Fuck... I wish I possessed this talent.

Great work brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684259)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:00 PM
Author: Histrionic zippy trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#31715965)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Red University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684272)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:24 PM
Author: Submissive trust fund

"the baritone woman in a suit speaks into her lapel mic"

"She drops the paper; it flutters away in the breeze, as the din of a golf mower rises in the background from the seventeenth green"

JFC

Wish you appeared in these sorts of threads more often friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29686616)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Filthy cerebral area twinkling uncleanness

cr this is poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#30201794)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: trip territorial orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32833825)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 2:57 PM
Author: Violent opaque generalized bond box office

*applause*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#34543111)



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Date: September 26th, 2021 9:03 PM
Author: sienna windowlicker nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#43182576)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:04 PM
Author: Bearded den double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683679)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:18 PM
Author: Red University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683789)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:19 PM
Author: rusted buck-toothed queen of the night psychic

All the women giving IVF advice and tips in the guest registry comment section

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683797)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:20 PM
Author: Red University

recommending their own IVF doctors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683802)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:23 PM
Author: Slippery mexican

*googling "resale value of amniocentesis downs test coupon" for the 3 extra left in gift basket*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683831)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:24 PM
Author: rusted buck-toothed queen of the night psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683840)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:25 PM
Author: rusted buck-toothed queen of the night psychic

packing cialis for the weeklong honeymoon, hoping to get laid at least twice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683851)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:29 PM
Author: Sickened bipolar pit becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29683873)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 1:49 PM
Author: supple boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684049)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:15 PM
Author: Appetizing Circlehead

Oh man I did this. Worse - I got talked into honeymoon in fucking France

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684244)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:19 PM
Author: rusted buck-toothed queen of the night psychic

Describe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:23 PM
Author: Appetizing Circlehead

8 DAYS of tours and overpriced restaurants. Didn't go out really drinking once. In my last days in Paris, I walked by a few "massage" parlors that looked pretty sketchy, considered checking them out because hey I spent 10k on this honeymoon - I - had - might - as - well - do - something - fun - for - me

FML moments on that trip were plentiful

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684295)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: rusted buck-toothed queen of the night psychic

God damn brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684303)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:24 PM
Author: Red University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684304)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:38 PM
Author: supple boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684427)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: Slippery mexican

Please be flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684520)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: Appetizing Circlehead

If it makes you feel better about life in general, sure, why not - it's all flame. You know what's also a flame? Fucking marriage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684624)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Shaky balding forum

are u stil maried

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684694)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:17 PM
Author: Appetizing Circlehead

yes - 3 years this May

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684701)



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Date: June 10th, 2024 1:28 PM
Author: Dashing Federal Spot

Desperately need an update on this marriage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#47734478)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Big fat ankles

I dunno man. Not a single thing here has any relation to my marriage but then again I would never have gone through with it if any bridezilla crap started. Why didn't you back out? It isn't marriage that sucks, it is marrying the wrong person.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685301)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Appetizing Circlehead

It creeps up on you, it's so gradual that you really don't notice until things have gotten totally out of control. You try to focus on how awesome things were before this wedding nonsense and try to think about how things will be better after the wedding, it's a lifelong commitment, there are problems but who doesn't have problems, etc. etc.

For the most part, things are fine now, and I can't say that I'm regretful for marrying my wife. Things are pretty chill now. But the wedding process was miserable and the honeymoon was bullshit.

One thing that we don't do is really travel, and a lot of the reason was that the honeymoon was so crappy for me that I don't want to go anywhere with my Wife.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685641)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: Hairraiser Home Tattoo

Did you two travel a lot before getting married? What was "bullshit" about your honeymoon?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685696)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:38 PM
Author: Dashing Federal Spot

Fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684899)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:20 PM
Author: Adventurous voyeur

why did u guys go to Paris. Why did u not drink. why is your wife that way. any other stories?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685180)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Idiotic Hideous Halford

cq's!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685268)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:19 PM
Author: Appetizing Circlehead

Brother, I can - and will - wifethread on xoxo. http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=2413755&mc=273&forum_id=2#24436824

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29686563)



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Date: March 19th, 2020 1:31 PM
Author: fantasy-prone comical indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#39808717)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:59 AM
Author: trip territorial orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32833828)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:07 PM
Author: bateful slate chapel

Chimeric DNA slowly eroding her braincells.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684182)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:08 PM
Author: Magenta Persian Gunner

LJL at this flame. My pops was 45 when he married my mom and everything turned out fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684186)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:20 PM
Author: Hairless plaza jewess

except for your autism

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684273)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:26 PM
Author: Slippery mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684318)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:27 PM
Author: Twisted Diverse Coffee Pot Property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684324)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:37 PM
Author: Magenta Persian Gunner

She was 20 years younger.

No autism here bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684414)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:39 PM
Author: supple boltzmann

(Guy who voluntarily visits xoxohth.com)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:32 PM
Author: Big fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685274)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Magenta Persian Gunner

LOL fair

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685581)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:30 PM
Author: ocher swashbuckling resort mad-dog skullcap

tell your 45 yo mother to post here. enemadood and luis are available

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684847)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: chartreuse black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684784)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 3:11 PM
Author: Impertinent Dull Temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32440058)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 8:00 AM
Author: trip territorial orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32833830)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 5:02 PM
Author: White business firm ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#35446904)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:21 PM
Author: rusted buck-toothed queen of the night psychic

Mother of the bride, bravely battling Parkinsons, struggling to stand as the bride enters the chapel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684280)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Histrionic zippy trailer park

underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685673)



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Date: February 15th, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: sinister pearly abode foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29837939)



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Date: November 27th, 2016 11:54 AM
Author: Violent brethren dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32000449)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:40 PM
Author: Irradiated associate scourge upon the earth

why would your 34yo future wife be waiting on you shitlib, groom waits for bride

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684443)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:44 PM
Author: Appetizing Circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684472)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:46 PM
Author: Red University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684475)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:48 PM
Author: Shaky balding forum

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684501)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:51 PM
Author: Razzle Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684532)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 2:56 PM
Author: ocher swashbuckling resort mad-dog skullcap

lmao at the dog bit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684551)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:04 PM
Author: Appetizing Circlehead

Do you think that it's real or that I made that up?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684606)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:09 PM
Author: Red University

fake, she would never trust you with her beloved dog.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684642)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:11 PM
Author: Appetizing Circlehead

lol you are the primary caretaker of that dog. You walk it every day, you take it fishing with you, you feed it, you pick up its shit. She does nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684656)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:13 PM
Author: Red University

do u love it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684671)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:16 PM
Author: Appetizing Circlehead

I love that fucking dog - that drooling son of a bitch has turned out to be my best friend. He's happy to see me every day when I come home, and the first thing I do when I get home every night is take him and the baby on a walk down to the river - he runs all over the place and is always super happy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684698)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:12 AM
Author: Maroon thriller range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29726837)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:19 PM
Author: ocher swashbuckling resort mad-dog skullcap

Nah, it is just hilarious how what's objective BATSHIT behavior gets shrugged off as mildly-worse-than-normal once you have been immunized by a white woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684716)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Appetizing Circlehead

My old boss and mentor used to say: there'd be bounties on all their heads if it wasn't for their pussies

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684725)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:21 PM
Author: Slippery mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#30516035)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:20 PM
Author: Shaky balding forum

wtf we had my dog at our wedding :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684726)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Appetizing Circlehead

Brother, when I tip back that miller lite this evening, I'll raise it to you first in solidarity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684740)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: Shaky balding forum

it was my dog (from before we met) and it was a lot of fun :(

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684751)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:22 PM
Author: ocher swashbuckling resort mad-dog skullcap

dood, it isn't that rex isn't there. its because OP doesn't love her enough to think about how she would secretly have WANTED rex there, and he ruined her magical day by not surprising her, which drove her to tears

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684755)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Shaky balding forum

ok fair im kinda slow today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684771)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:23 PM
Author: Appetizing Circlehead

this guy gets it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684774)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:24 PM
Author: Misunderstood community account sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685212)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:26 PM
Author: aqua wonderful state electric furnace

Only gay doods have this kind of insight into women, which ironically, is completely wasted on them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685219)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: useless slap-happy crackhouse

it's like your law partner, giving you a 30 second explanation of an assignment and then getting irate at you when you missed several "obvious" issues in your brief.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685684)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: Dashing Federal Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685734)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: Titillating background story cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684620)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:07 PM
Author: supple boltzmann

*puts gun in mouth*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684633)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:12 PM
Author: Adventurous voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684664)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: chartreuse black woman

*let's you borrow a bullet*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684884)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:15 PM
Author: Irate house police squad

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684689)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:31 PM
Author: salmon library pozpig

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684853)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:43 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring infuriating newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684937)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Dashing Federal Spot

I was that friend of my buddy getting married recently. Knowing he was just getting swept along in an unstoppable current, all the wedding minutiae bullshit. I felt badly for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29684980)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:17 PM
Author: Appetizing Circlehead

Unstoppable current is the best way I've ever heard it explained.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685164)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: aqua wonderful state electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685270)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: aqua wonderful state electric furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685194)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:19 PM
Author: Hairraiser Home Tattoo

"the love of your life facebook messages you congratulations and that she wishes the best for you"

PROTIP: The 'love of your life' girl will be doing the exact same thing to some dood one day, so no need to worry about her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685173)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:21 PM
Author: Appetizing Circlehead

Well, she already chewed through one sorry sonofabitch. Lawyer, too, I wanted to warn him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685189)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:38 PM
Author: Hairraiser Home Tattoo

Wait, so your big screed up there was a true story?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685317)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Appetizing Circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685563)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:08 PM
Author: Appetizing Circlehead

mmm hmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685564)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: Hairraiser Home Tattoo

Jesus Christ.

I'm very, very sorry to hear that.

Why did you even go through with it? Do you love her? What was she like before you put the ring on her?

And no sex for 3 months? Was there at least oral? Like I can't imagine no sex for THREE FUCKING MONTHS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685582)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Appetizing Circlehead

180 prior to engagement, 120 the second the ring went on. 120 first year of marriage.

Since then, we've settled into a decent TTT, like Tulane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685611)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:21 PM
Author: Hairraiser Home Tattoo

Why didn't you just talk to her after the ring went on and things went from 180 to 120?

How did she change and in what ways did she go from 180 to 120? Was it just all WEDDING WEDDING WEDDING for the entirety of the engagement, or was there more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685643)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: Appetizing Circlehead

wedding wedding wedding the entire engagement. It became the focus of her life. there was no talking about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685674)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: Hairraiser Home Tattoo

Did you tell her that this excessive focus was bothering you to the degree that it was?

Sometimes it's up to the non-wedding-obsessed person to sit the other person down and tell them that they're losing sight of the big picture and it's frightening them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685690)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:12 PM
Author: Slippery mexican

180 twist

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685588)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Red University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685218)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: Submissive trust fund

THIS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29686942)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:22 PM
Author: crusty fiercely-loyal messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685193)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:29 PM
Author: Big fat ankles

Why would anyone go through with this? Seriously, if I saw wedding planning go in the direction it went I would immediately have called it off.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685253)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:35 PM
Author: Hairraiser Home Tattoo

All that poast told me is that if guys are really concerned about this kind of thing, they should marry a somewhat high-earning spouse (so "She has no real savings so she contributes almost nothing" doesn't happen) and get a 180 wedding planner to minimize stressful admin on wedding day.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685289)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:40 PM
Author: Big fat ankles

No, I would view this differently. The engagement should be seen as a probationary period. If the bride to be makes it clear that marrying you is all about the wedding and what you can buy her then you NEED to back out. Until you get married all you'll get us some social blowback that you'll easily recover from. After that it gets exponentially worse. And if you let her henpeck you into the wedding, honeymoon, etc before you're even married then you're doomed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685332)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:43 PM
Author: Hairraiser Home Tattoo

I'm probably going to do a clunky job of explaining this analogy, but here goes.

Girls who are all about the wedding after getting married are like guys who are all about having sex after the first couple of dates. You WANT the girl to be excited about the wedding, just like a girl should WANT a guy to be physically attracted to her and want sex with her. BUT, you don't want sex/wedding to be what the first date/the marriage is all about.

Neither are desirable, but you're stupid and completely deluded if you think it's optimal to find a girl who ISN'T excited about the wedding. And weddings are a beast to plan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685362)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: Big fat ankles

If she isn't ok with a casual wedding then fuck it. Seriously.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685419)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Hairraiser Home Tattoo

Realistically, the kinds of girls who are most likely to be OK with small, casual weddings are (1) very young girls who don't have a lot of money and don't have parents who have a lot of money, (2) people who have children and don't want to spend $ on a wedding that could be going to their child, (3) introverts who dislike large parties and don't have a large circle of friends, (4) tomboys who have some masculine preferences and ways of thinking, and don't like the idea of getting dolled up for a frilly, poofy party, and (5) people on their second (or third, fourth, etc) marriage, had the blockbuster party, and have an "ain't nobody got time for that" attitude about the whole thing.

Single doods should limit their dating pool to these kinds of women if they want to limit their financial exposure re: wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685528)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:15 PM
Author: Big fat ankles

Oh I'd never marry an aging extrovert for many, many reasons, this being one of them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685612)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: Hairraiser Home Tattoo

And a lot of doods who enjoy poasting on internet message boards tend to be introverts, so it's understandable that they would also not see the fun in a large, expensive party.

But don't shit on people who enjoy such things.

As for the "aging extrovert", I know quite a few of these folks who had big blockbuster first weddings that turned into 120 marriages, and very small second weddings because they were just done with the whole show and already had their "big day".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685636)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:48 PM
Author: Nofapping Poppy Theater Stage

cr. 1,3,4 are all fine with me. but i can see the tomboy in #4 being just a really practical/rational woman who dislikes large parties but doesn't have a smaller than avg circle of friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29686827)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 9:27 AM
Author: Hairraiser Home Tattoo

I wasn't meaning to say that the tomboy in #4 was introverted or had a smaller circle of friends. Just that, as you said, she's more practical/rational and isn't as likely to get all wrapped up in the wedding industrial complex.

And there's nothing to say that tomboys dislike large parties or dressing up. I just know girls like this who don't want an engagement ring because they never wear jewelry and dislike rings because they do too much sports and don't want to lose it at the gym; and could find much better uses for $100k than a party where everyone's cunty +1s complain about the beef being too tough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29690324)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:49 PM
Author: Nofapping Poppy Theater Stage

sounds like wife material. highly rational STEM girls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29695165)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:42 PM
Author: Idiotic Hideous Halford

shut the fuck up wedding sushi. just elope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685361)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Hairraiser Home Tattoo

Eloping is for people whose parents and friends don't approve of their wedding. If your parents and friends approve of the wedding, eloping serves no purpose and is kinda selfish.

And no one truly elopes these days. They may have some destination wedding somewhere with a small handful of people (or even just themselves), but then they have a major, blinged out party when they get back.

Of the couples I know who eloped, one was a green card marriage (parents didn't know and friends didn't approve), another was a situation where getting her boyfriend drunk in Vegas was the only way she'd get him to marry her, and the other was a normal, middle-income couple where the groom had a 10-year old child and they wanted to save $$$ (reasonable but atypical).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685379)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:51 PM
Author: Big fat ankles

Plenty of people do small casual weddings. You see them in Central Park in the summer all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685435)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: Hairraiser Home Tattoo

The couple with the 10-year old child did their wedding in Central Park and the photos were lovely. It was perfect, just for them. She devotes her whole life to this child and doesn't have a wide circle of friends, so what they did made perfect sense.

But do understand that some people have a larger circle of friends and family and would like their friends and family to celebrate with them. This isn't the hallmark of a sociopathic, high-maintenance spoiled princessy brat, just someone who is somewhat extroverted, cheerful, and has a large social network.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685535)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:34 PM
Author: Magenta Persian Gunner

Ive dated two girls with mega $$ and the weddings wouldve been insane had I not fucked the first relationship up and bailed on the second one. I honestly wouldve preferred just the two of us and a minister but that's not how it works I guess.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685725)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:42 PM
Author: Hairraiser Home Tattoo

Even if you have a girl who totally hasn't bought into the wedding industrial complex, you're fighting against the tradition of having her father walk her down the aisle.

Now that my own wedding day is looking more and more like a 'when' and not an 'if', I like the idea of a small ceremony somewhere farflung and awesomely ridiculous over the stereotype wedding at someone's country club or a luxury hotel where the beef is tough and everyone's just waiting for the band to play Don't Stop Believing, just because of the cost savings and the lack of admin. I can't stand organizational clusterfucks and admin, and that's one way to suck the fun out of a party.

But my dad will be there to walk me down the aisle. That's what you're competing with if you just want a "two of us and a minister" setup.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685783)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:00 PM
Author: Big fat ankles

I saw a ton of people who were younger, no kids, etc. But yeah, they were mostly smaller groups.

Personally, I'm weary of extroverted people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685920)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 6:23 PM
Author: Hairraiser Home Tattoo

Central Park can offer a gorgeous setup if you like smaller or more casual, come-as-you-are weddings; don't mind a lot of randoms milling about while you're having your ceremony, and are OK with rolling the dice when it comes to weather.

As far as elopements/small wedding setups go, pretty parks are some of the best options and with Central Park you can always hire the back room at Del Posto for 50 of your closest friends after the ceremony for a pimp-ass dinner, and still spend much, much less money than you would have if you did a traditional wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29686041)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:36 PM
Author: Idiotic Hideous Halford

damn bruh you going HAM itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685300)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:20 PM
Author: 180 locale faggot firefighter

180. *GULPS*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685635)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:25 PM
Author: useless slap-happy crackhouse

fucking damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685670)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 5:36 PM
Author: massive copper sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685737)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:04 PM
Author: Curious immigrant personal credit line

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29686927)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 11:13 PM
Author: vermilion genital piercing travel guidebook

Goodbye, XO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29688689)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 2:47 PM
Author: Slippery mexican

Alright wish I never made this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29692345)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:21 AM
Author: Adventurous voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29726866)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:36 PM
Author: Maize shivering school cuckoldry

what the fuck was in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29740505)



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Date: May 19th, 2016 9:30 PM
Author: insanely creepy jet nowag

ur better off not knowing. that shit was toxic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#30516120)



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Date: September 2nd, 2016 3:06 PM
Author: vermilion genital piercing travel guidebook

repost please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#31322656)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:28 AM
Author: Appetizing Circlehead

I wish I hadn't deleted this - it was a great overshare of my miserable wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#31696577)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:09 PM
Author: insanely creepy jet nowag

it was absolutely brutal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#33545376)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 4:25 PM
Author: Misunderstood community account sweet tailpipe

Toxic..,,flame? No, hits too close to reality for many

BRB going to go nowig, become a monk, move to bhutan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29685217)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Submissive trust fund

tyft brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29686973)



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Date: January 26th, 2016 7:20 PM
Author: Red University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29686573)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 3:03 PM
Author: tantric rough-skinned menage azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29692473)



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Date: January 27th, 2016 8:41 PM
Author: sinister pearly abode foreskin

180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29695105)



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Date: January 29th, 2016 8:19 PM
Author: crusty fiercely-loyal messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29710038)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:38 AM
Author: obsidian haunting pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29719332)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:54 AM
Author: Red University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29726769)



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Date: February 2nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author: Tan vivacious lodge

Why do I click these threads? Oh right because we are obsessed with finding the truth. And every time, we find out the truth sucks dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29740620)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: Slippery mexican

brave

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29745733)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 10:57 AM
Author: odious dark toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29888789)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:02 AM
Author: Red University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29888820)



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Date: February 22nd, 2016 11:04 AM
Author: Twinkling Doobsian Private Investor

Wow, this thread really touched a nerve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29888829)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: vermilion genital piercing travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#30011217)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Slippery mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#31509721)



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Date: March 4th, 2016 4:30 PM
Author: Slippery mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#29980741)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:03 PM
Author: Shaky balding forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#30201735)



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Date: April 4th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Pink excitant coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#30201798)



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Date: April 20th, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: ocher swashbuckling resort mad-dog skullcap

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#30311189)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 5:33 PM
Author: odious dark toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#30456427)



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Date: May 11th, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: Red University



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#30456759)



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Date: June 17th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: Slippery mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#30728336)



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Date: September 27th, 2016 11:19 PM
Author: Heady Amber Filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#31509865)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:19 AM
Author: Shaky balding forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#31696480)



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Date: October 21st, 2016 11:23 AM
Author: Adventurous voyeur

mods please delete

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#31696519)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 11:14 AM
Author: Idiotic Hideous Halford

already preserved in the archives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#31714898)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 7:02 PM
Author: Slippery mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#31717973)



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Date: October 24th, 2016 2:02 PM
Author: insanely creepy jet nowag

i really like it here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#31715971)



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Date: October 27th, 2016 1:09 PM
Author: obsidian haunting pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#31738008)



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Date: December 17th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Fluffy Electric Hospital Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32167609)



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Date: January 3rd, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: Adventurous voyeur

mods

no matter what i'll never date a chick with a kid so at least there's that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32287873)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 10:57 AM
Author: Slippery mexican

There were a lot of things single 36 year olds do they said they never would, fyi

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#34058755)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:50 PM
Author: Khaki gas station

In all seriousness, why is that bad?

First, the kid happened before she met you, so you weren't cucked.

Second, you get to experience the fun years but pass on the diaper years.

Besides, if you're an XO poster, you probably (a) are smart enough to recognize the silliness about caring whether a child is biologically "yours" as ridiculous, because there's so much randomness already, and (b) have mental illness genes that are better off not passed on.

As long as the kid's not carrying low-IQ Chad Thundercock genes (and the thread said previous marriage, not ONS) it sounds like a winning play.

A kid from an ONS is probably a deal-breaker, though. No way that kid is getting into any schools.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32440839)



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Date: January 23rd, 2017 4:57 PM
Author: Bearded den double fault

...

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32440878)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: Slippery mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#33728865)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:47 AM
Author: Twinkling Doobsian Private Investor

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#34018807)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:20 PM
Author: Crystalline internet-worthy alpha partner

Holy shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#37605655)



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Date: February 11th, 2017 2:01 AM
Author: Titillating background story cuckold



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32596246)



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Date: March 13th, 2017 11:07 AM
Author: Slippery mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32818201)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 2:14 AM
Author: Shaky balding forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32833246)



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Date: March 15th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: trip territorial orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32833819)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:33 AM
Author: obsidian haunting pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32973380)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 12:36 AM
Author:  idiot skinny woman

"i made it," he thought.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32973392)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 5:55 AM
Author: Flushed philosopher-king cumskin

If you're gonna get married, you need to have the ability to semi pick your girl at will to get to know.

If you can't do this, you probably won't ever get enough data to make informed choice.

Don't get married.

Most people should never be married

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#32974083)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 6:11 PM
Author: fantasy-prone comical indirect expression

bump for leolenin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#33449151)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:56 PM
Author: at-the-ready location wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#33450386)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 8:59 PM
Author: sinister pearly abode foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#33450409)



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Date: June 13th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Milky dopamine

*furiously re-installs Bumble, Tinder and Hinge*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#33545689)



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Date: July 2nd, 2017 2:28 PM
Author: fantasy-prone comical indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#33689269)



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Date: July 8th, 2017 3:40 PM
Author: grizzly volcanic crater faggotry

where is corporate slave?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#33729047)



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Date: August 18th, 2017 11:44 AM
Author: Disturbing Base Keepsake Machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#34018777)



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Date: September 25th, 2017 12:20 PM
Author: Shaky balding forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#34291351)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: Dashing Federal Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#34541789)



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Date: October 27th, 2017 12:19 PM
Author: Adventurous voyeur

This thread gave me a complex about dating anyone within 3 years of my age

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#34541842)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:18 PM
Author: garnet ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#35011311)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:27 PM
Author: Hyperactive pisswyrm shitlib

Lol dude. Marrying in your 20s isnt all what its cracked up to be. I have about 3 cousins who married when they were 22-24. I lol at them. They hid for YEARS the abusive, nightmarish marriages they were in, because they wanted everyone to believe they were living the 180 life: young, married, happily ever after.

Several years later they finally confessed what they'd been through. One of them tried to kill self twice and became an alcoholic (this is the hottest one). Her husband was a lawyer and took pics of her drunk and puking and had an entire collection ready to be used for child custody. Started a FB page about how he was not allowed to see his own kid. Unbelievable shit. The other 2 are single moms now.

Gave the best years of their lives to crazy ass husbands.

But appearances will be appearances and some people will defend them till the day they die. These ppl I'm talking about were FB megapoasters and poasted every second of "happy" moments they had until it was clear it was all fake. LJL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#35011392)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:30 PM
Author: Slippery mexican

xo poasters are the ones that marry the emotionally broken single mothers the situation you describe created



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#35011407)



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Date: December 26th, 2017 3:48 PM
Author: Hyperactive pisswyrm shitlib

Titcr

This cousin Im talking about wasnt done with her divorce when she got engaged to a dude from the rehab she was sent to. She's very hot, her parents are rich and she's a nice girl. For whatever reason she just desperately needed to get married before everyone else--and she did at 22. Nearly dies from her mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#35011546)



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Date: February 20th, 2018 4:58 PM
Author: Fluffy Electric Hospital Digit Ratio

No offense breh but it sounds like your cousin was the problem in that marriage. Lawyer dude reasonably gets pissed that the mother of his children wants to go out and drink instead of acting like a wife, becomes "controlling" and "abusive."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#35446889)



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Date: May 24th, 2018 3:49 PM
Author: apoplectic multi-billionaire kitty

cr. an "abusive" relationship doesn't turn a sane person into an alcoholic. the only people who become alcoholics are the ones who were fucked up in the first place, and then it's a chicken/egg situation wrt whether they were "abused" in their adult relationships

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#36120524)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:42 PM
Author: tantric rough-skinned menage azn



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#36493744)



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Date: May 17th, 2018 5:38 PM
Author: Dashing Federal Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#36071800)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:14 PM
Author: Slippery mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#36493633)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: 

man seeing thunder collins talk about his batshit wife in retrospect is a little sad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#36493792)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:55 PM
Author: Slippery mexican

The signs were, sadly, all there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#36493799)



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Date: July 25th, 2018 12:48 PM
Author: exciting ebony french chef church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#36493763)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Dashing Federal Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#37605614)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:14 PM
Author: Slippery mexican

Not what I needed right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#37605618)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Adventurous voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#37605673)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Crystalline internet-worthy alpha partner

This thread seemed so cringy to me just 3 years ago, but now it describes might be a decent outcome for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#37605696)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:26 PM
Author: Slippery mexican

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#37605700)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:22 PM
Author: Adventurous voyeur

Mods, do your fucking job already. It’s been years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#37605671)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 10:38 PM
Author: Citrine

I hate this thread so fucking much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#37605749)



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Date: January 16th, 2019 11:17 PM
Author: Nofapping Poppy Theater Stage

I'm 34 and redoubling my efforts to find a wifey this year. This thread scares me. Noticing I'm matching with a lot more 32 year olds and far less women under 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#37605917)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author: slimy

Obeezy’s future ITT. Sad!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#37606174)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:15 AM
Author: slimy

Obeezy’s recent past*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38061344)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:42 AM
Author: ocher swashbuckling resort mad-dog skullcap

Never noticed the TC subthread itt. Absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#37606311)



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Date: January 17th, 2019 12:12 PM
Author: slimy

Never got the fedora post ITT. Otherwise, 180 content creation.

For anyone who ended up or will end up in this position— lol @ you!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#37608100)



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Date: April 8th, 2019 3:45 PM
Author: Dashing Federal Spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38058384)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 4:01 AM
Author: awkward idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38061194)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 5:59 AM
Author: garnet ladyboy

thread is like me, except it's 27 y/o me marrying a 34 y/o wife

just kidding, i'll be 26!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38061250)



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Date: April 9th, 2019 8:16 AM
Author: slimy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38061345)



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Date: April 12th, 2019 12:54 AM
Author: slimy

Can't stop lol'ing at "men" (like Obeezy) who find themselves in this position

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38076981)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:49 AM
Author: Slippery mexican

getting closer to this bros...what once seemed like an edgy joke has become something far more sinister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38331712)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:56 AM
Author: Sticky

37 and 34 --> 41 and 38

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38331750)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 9:57 AM
Author: Slippery mexican

that NYT wedding announcement was something out of horror film

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38331757)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 8:58 AM
Author: Adventurous voyeur



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38655549)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: Bisexual beady-eyed crotch legal warrant

I have printed this thread and added it to the "book" to be delivered to my son when he turns 17 should I die before that time.

Good luck all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38331857)



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Date: June 3rd, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: slimy

ITT: Biryani tp’s life story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38331878)



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Date: August 8th, 2019 7:10 AM
Author: Titillating background story cuckold



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Date: August 8th, 2019 9:18 AM
Author: slimy

Absolutely devastating for board libs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38655608)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:03 AM
Author: slimy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38673273)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 12:11 AM
Author:  offensive legend

Most of you have now missed this window and are no longer desirable for even the 34 yo match fiancee lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38673311)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:43 AM
Author:  fanboi

Does that include you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38673503)



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Date: August 12th, 2019 1:48 AM
Author:  offensive legend

not quite yet but prob soon brother!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#38673513)



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:42 PM
Author:  offensive legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#39779443)



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Date: February 2nd, 2020 11:02 PM
Author: self-centered flesh sandwich



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Date: March 14th, 2020 12:32 PM
Author: Shaky balding forum



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Date: March 16th, 2020 12:40 PM
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Date: September 30th, 2020 7:14 AM
Author: ocher swashbuckling resort mad-dog skullcap



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Date: August 27th, 2021 11:15 PM
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Date: September 13th, 2021 11:16 AM
Author: Shaky balding forum



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Date: September 26th, 2021 8:56 PM
Author: Adventurous voyeur



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Date: October 11th, 2021 8:44 PM
Author:  Flirting Antidepressant Drug Prole



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Date: March 12th, 2022 2:32 PM
Author: ocher swashbuckling resort mad-dog skullcap

bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3108095&forum_id=2...id.#44136160)



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Date: January 5th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: Shaky balding forum



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Date: March 20th, 2023 11:32 AM
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Date: October 13th, 2023 12:24 PM
Author: Big-titted yarmulke sound barrier

all time thread.

xo used to get 500 posts threads that were mostly orig content, with multiple 100 plus subthreads. 180

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Date: October 13th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author:  bearded codepig

mental illness of xo 6+ years ago was off the charts. every other thread was just suicidal late-20s guys posting blackpill shit trying to get you to join them. they all have kids now so the cycle can continue haha

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Date: January 3rd, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Slippery mexican



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Date: August 9th, 2024 1:49 PM
Author: Dashing Federal Spot



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Date: July 28th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: lfo



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