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Worse: Dabbing grease off pizza or cutting burger in half?

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seedy mental disorder
  07/09/12
Equally retarded
poppy scourge upon the earth cuck
  08/10/22
Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is p...
puce temple
  07/09/12
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low-t dashing den weed whacker
  07/09/12
I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm...
Hot electric gunner rehab
  07/09/12
Are you male?
seedy mental disorder
  07/09/12
yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cu...
Hot electric gunner rehab
  07/09/12
Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ...
seedy mental disorder
  07/09/12
lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'...
Hot electric gunner rehab
  07/09/12
do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes...
chestnut exciting organic girlfriend
  07/09/12
No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.
seedy mental disorder
  07/09/12
but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to...
chestnut exciting organic girlfriend
  07/09/12
In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonst...
seedy mental disorder
  07/09/12
sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half...
mildly autistic stead faggot firefighter
  07/09/12
>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in ...
seedy mental disorder
  07/09/12
they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off...
mildly autistic stead faggot firefighter
  07/09/12
Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teasp...
seedy mental disorder
  07/09/12
not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is sprea...
mildly autistic stead faggot firefighter
  07/09/12
i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon
self-centered avocado police squad
  07/09/12
I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my ex...
seedy mental disorder
  07/09/12
ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease
laughsome partner filthpig
  07/09/12
Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.
seedy mental disorder
  07/09/12
sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully...
Nubile parlour clown
  07/09/12
Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.
Bearded Beady-eyed Windowlicker Stain
  07/09/12
cutting burger in half isn't even that bad
titillating offensive dog poop corn cake
  07/09/12
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low-t dashing den weed whacker
  07/09/12
Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want ...
Hot electric gunner rehab
  07/09/12
(guy who does both)
seedy mental disorder
  07/09/12
stfu
titillating offensive dog poop corn cake
  07/09/12
180
vibrant grizzly lodge fortuitous meteor
  07/09/12
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pale school cafeteria
  07/13/12
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Yellow Theatre
  03/04/25
When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sou...
Shivering Mexican Business Firm
  07/09/12
What about other burgers?
seedy mental disorder
  07/09/12
The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). ...
Shivering Mexican Business Firm
  07/09/12
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Henna vigorous church travel guidebook
  07/04/19
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low-t dashing den weed whacker
  07/13/12
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Henna vigorous church travel guidebook
  07/04/19
I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.
Useless goal in life immigrant
  07/04/19
cr both are fine
Haunting mahogany orchestra pit
  07/04/19
Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's ...
lime affirmative action karate
  07/04/19
Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime Also you migh...
Haunting mahogany orchestra pit
  07/04/19
Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were ...
zombie-like range gaming laptop
  03/04/25
lol kike
Yellow Theatre
  03/04/25
This is how civilized gentlemen eat.
Iridescent Home Circlehead
  07/04/19
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zippy copper dilemma personal credit line
  08/10/22
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beta mood native
  07/24/24
Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?
Startling glassy dingle berry whorehouse
  07/24/24
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self-absorbed set persian
  09/22/24
i dont eat either because im not a slob
Razzle school headpube
  09/22/24
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zombie-like range gaming laptop
  03/04/25
Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in...
Primrose chapel
  03/04/25
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Flesh wrinkle
  03/06/26


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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:12 PM
Author: seedy mental disorder



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:16 PM
Author: poppy scourge upon the earth cuck

Equally retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#44994540)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:13 PM
Author: puce temple

Oh man, those are both bad. I think dabbing the grease is probably worse. Cutting the burger can just aid in the consumption; it doesn't change the flavor and consistency of the food.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048462)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: low-t dashing den weed whacker



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:14 PM
Author: Hot electric gunner rehab

I cut my burgers in half. Not fast-food burgers, but if I'm at a decent joint

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048465)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: seedy mental disorder

Are you male?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048471)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:16 PM
Author: Hot electric gunner rehab

yeah. I don't like it when shit falls out of my burger. Cutting in half is a pretty good solution to the problem

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048480)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:20 PM
Author: seedy mental disorder

Do you do this to any non-FF burger? Like if you're at a BBQ and there are, say, 1/4 pound burgers, are you cutting them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048495)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: Hot electric gunner rehab

lol, no, bro. If I'm at FF or standing at a BBQ drinking I'll just down it.

But if I'm at a bistro taking charge of a delicious kobe beef burger, I cut that motherfucker in half

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048499)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:15 PM
Author: chestnut exciting organic girlfriend

do you mean cutting in half and eating one half only? if yes, then grease off pie; if no, then 2 halves of one burger equals said burger whole. QED.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048473)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: seedy mental disorder

No, I mean cutting it and then eating both halves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048488)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:21 PM
Author: chestnut exciting organic girlfriend

but that wouldn't take away anything from the burger akin to dabbing of the cheese oil.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048498)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:22 PM
Author: seedy mental disorder

In a cut burger, the "second" half will be demonstrably colder when you get to it than it would had you kept it whole. Though the question is really more about your threshold for daintiness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048502)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:17 PM
Author: mildly autistic stead faggot firefighter

sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half. also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048484)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:27 PM
Author: seedy mental disorder

>sometimes massive overstuffed burgers have to be cut in half.

Or else what?

>also, good pizza shouldn't have oily cheese.

Yes, but no one only eats "good" pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048524)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:40 PM
Author: mildly autistic stead faggot firefighter

they drip down your sleeve or big chunks of topping fall off.

i eat good pizza all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048576)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:41 PM
Author: seedy mental disorder

Do you completely avoid the kind of pizza where a half-teaspoon or so of grease accumulates on the surface?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048581)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:45 PM
Author: mildly autistic stead faggot firefighter

not entirely. i guess i eat pizza where the grease is spread evenly over the cheese and doesn't gather in puddles. so it makes no sense to sop it up. if i saw a large puddle of grease on my pizza i would sop it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048603)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:18 PM
Author: self-centered avocado police squad

i didn't realize the grease-dabbing was so looked down upon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048490)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:23 PM
Author: seedy mental disorder

I'm not sure it's universally looked down upon, but in my experience it's one of those things everyone else at the table kind of stops and watches for a couple of seconds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048511)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:30 PM
Author: laughsome partner filthpig

ignore the fat OP bro. dab that grease

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048536)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:32 PM
Author: seedy mental disorder

Many fat accusations flying around the bort today.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048550)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 3:54 PM
Author: Nubile parlour clown

sometimes when my jaw unhinges and starts spasming painfully i think i should have cut my burger in half. I never wish i was a pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048639)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:36 PM
Author: Bearded Beady-eyed Windowlicker Stain

Dabbing is worse, and this isn't even close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048755)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:37 PM
Author: titillating offensive dog poop corn cake

cutting burger in half isn't even that bad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048764)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:44 PM
Author: low-t dashing den weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048788)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:38 PM
Author: Hot electric gunner rehab

Question for OP: why are you such a faggot? If people want to cut their burgers in 1/2 or dab their pizza, how the fuck does it affect you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048765)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:39 PM
Author: seedy mental disorder

(guy who does both)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048771)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:43 PM
Author: titillating offensive dog poop corn cake

stfu

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048786)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:47 PM
Author: vibrant grizzly lodge fortuitous meteor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048805)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:21 AM
Author: pale school cafeteria



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Yellow Theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#48714206)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: Shivering Mexican Business Firm

When I pull up to a Jack in the Box, I always ask for my sourdough jack to be cut in half.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048794)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:45 PM
Author: seedy mental disorder

What about other burgers?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048798)



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Date: July 9th, 2012 4:49 PM
Author: Shivering Mexican Business Firm

The Colossus (I think it is the Ultimate Cheeseburger now). I could go to town on the tacos though brother. 180 all around with those tacos.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21048818)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:28 PM
Author: Henna vigorous church travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#38483225)



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Date: July 13th, 2012 12:20 AM
Author: low-t dashing den weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#21074852)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: Henna vigorous church travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#38483221)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:27 PM
Author: Useless goal in life immigrant

I dab grease off pizza all the time. Bitch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#38483223)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: Haunting mahogany orchestra pit

cr both are fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#38483243)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:39 PM
Author: lime affirmative action karate

Never understood the point of cutting burger in half. It's not like it makes it thinner or easier to bite into. Often, cutting it just makes it easier for everything to slip out.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#38483262)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:41 PM
Author: Haunting mahogany orchestra pit

Easier to fit the clean edge into mouth ime

Also you might want to save the other half after eating half #1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#38483266)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:42 PM
Author: zombie-like range gaming laptop

Burgers are gross as leftovers no matter how good they were when first served.

should never be “saved” under any circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#48714210)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Yellow Theatre

lol kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#48714213)



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Date: July 4th, 2019 2:48 PM
Author: Iridescent Home Circlehead

This is how civilized gentlemen eat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#38483284)



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Date: August 10th, 2022 4:15 PM
Author: zippy copper dilemma personal credit line



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:12 PM
Author: beta mood native



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Date: July 24th, 2024 7:13 PM
Author: Startling glassy dingle berry whorehouse

Grease dabbing—are you a 90 iq woman?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#47888880)



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:15 PM
Author: self-absorbed set persian



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Date: September 22nd, 2024 1:23 PM
Author: Razzle school headpube

i dont eat either because im not a slob

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#48119829)



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Date: March 4th, 2025 3:40 PM
Author: zombie-like range gaming laptop



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Date: March 4th, 2025 4:56 PM
Author: Primrose chapel

Burger in half wouldn't catch my eye. Now cutting a donut in half is ridiculously feminine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1989822&forum_id=2...id.#48714418)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 3:05 PM
Author: Flesh wrinkle



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