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Imagine being Hezbollah’s IT guy right now

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deep frozen yarmulke theater
  09/18/24
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Bright Menage National Security Agency
  09/18/24
"Hey boss, what's this Friday meeting you've scheduled ...
Bright Menage National Security Agency
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deep frozen yarmulke theater
  09/18/24
IT guy is definitely blaming the Procurement guy right now
high-end native
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iridescent house
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Crusty nursing home ladyboy
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Honey-headed halford
  09/18/24
“I have a long relationship with this supplier.”...
deep frozen yarmulke theater
  09/18/24
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Tripping charcoal friendly grandma useless brakes
  09/18/24
"We only got one bid and exec told us to get it done AS...
Submissive dingle berry people who are hurt
  09/18/24
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big plaza
  09/19/24
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Walnut galvanic toilet seat volcanic crater
  09/18/24
Hezzies yelling at Indian tech support, asks to be escalated...
Duck-like Idiot Turdskin
  09/18/24
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beady-eyed sanctuary
  09/18/24
"Hello Abdul, I am transferring you to our manager Jite...
Self-absorbed laughsome stead
  09/18/24
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Duck-like Idiot Turdskin
  09/18/24
xo operating 40 IQ points below the people who are having th...
Haunting twisted tattoo
  09/18/24
Poor guy already had to take a job at Hez after getting cann...
Hyperactive Crimson Goyim Box Office
  09/18/24
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Walnut galvanic toilet seat volcanic crater
  09/18/24
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gold talking shrine
  09/18/24
PIP coming, no doubt about it
Cream Abode Son Of Senegal
  09/18/24
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deep frozen yarmulke theater
  09/18/24
The last thing anyone is doing is firing the IT guys. It's a...
Haunting twisted tattoo
  09/18/24
True. In corporate America his boss is dead and he is getti...
deep frozen yarmulke theater
  09/18/24
1. He didn't fuck this up. 2. They need him to fix it. He...
Haunting twisted tattoo
  09/18/24
The person who acquired the pagers did nothing wrong?
deep frozen yarmulke theater
  09/18/24
The IT guy has better things to do than go shopping. If you ...
Haunting twisted tattoo
  09/18/24
Yeah imagine being the guy they ask to fix this shit. I woul...
Haunting twisted tattoo
  09/18/24
how the fuck does iran not have the ability to produce short...
Obsidian Dashing Mexican
  09/18/24
Bet your ass a lot of countries are going to want to make th...
Haunting twisted tattoo
  09/18/24
wait, I can think of a solution
Obsidian Dashing Mexican
  09/18/24
Put Bezos and Musk in charge? I'd rather buy an Iranian phon...
Haunting twisted tattoo
  09/18/24
another type of solution
Obsidian Dashing Mexican
  09/18/24
We don’t need temporary fixes
deep frozen yarmulke theater
  09/18/24
If we get them all, it wont be temp
Vivacious foreskin school cafeteria
  09/19/24
Please join this month’s 360 blameless incident review...
useless appetizing boiling water
  09/18/24
The blame is on Israel. Why would there be any internal fing...
Haunting twisted tattoo
  09/18/24
WHOOOOOSH!!!!!
deep frozen yarmulke theater
  09/18/24
TYFT I'm always happy as fuck to learn I'm the stupid one.
Haunting twisted tattoo
  09/18/24
Imagine being Israel's IT guy.
Haunting twisted tattoo
  09/18/24
Hamas' Head of IT probably getting approached by Hezbollah n...
Cream Abode Son Of Senegal
  09/19/24
Why wouldn't China offer to help, mossadcuck?
Haunting twisted tattoo
  09/19/24
increase your IQ please
Cream Abode Son Of Senegal
  09/19/24
lol@ blown out mossadcucks. You got nuthin but recycled gene...
Haunting twisted tattoo
  09/19/24
Great relocation package, revenue share, only two days requi...
deep frozen yarmulke theater
  09/19/24
exactly, starting to think it may be him behind all of this ...
Cream Abode Son Of Senegal
  09/19/24
He just updated his LinkedIn: https://x.com/cremieuxrecueil/...
deep frozen yarmulke theater
  09/19/24
u poasted the wrong link
Haunting twisted tattoo
  09/19/24
Bro, how dumb are you, for real?
deep frozen yarmulke theater
  09/19/24
How many actual IT jerbs have u worked? It's zero.
Haunting twisted tattoo
  09/19/24
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Cream Abode Son Of Senegal
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A Dick is Not Dispositive
  10/10/25


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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: deep frozen yarmulke theater



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:07 AM
Author: Bright Menage National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id.#48103444)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: Bright Menage National Security Agency

"Hey boss, what's this Friday meeting you've scheduled in the basement?"

"Just a small going away party, my friend"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id.#48103447)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: deep frozen yarmulke theater



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: high-end native

IT guy is definitely blaming the Procurement guy right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id.#48103452)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: iridescent house



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: Crusty nursing home ladyboy



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: Honey-headed halford



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: deep frozen yarmulke theater

“I have a long relationship with this supplier.”

The supplier: https://images.app.goo.gl/FEqE3jTj993P9KUw6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id.#48103875)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: Tripping charcoal friendly grandma useless brakes



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:19 PM
Author: Submissive dingle berry people who are hurt

"We only got one bid and exec told us to get it done ASAP."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id.#48103926)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:06 AM
Author: big plaza



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Date: September 18th, 2024 11:09 AM
Author: Walnut galvanic toilet seat volcanic crater



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:11 PM
Author: Duck-like Idiot Turdskin

Hezzies yelling at Indian tech support, asks to be escalated to tier 2 support.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id.#48103872)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: beady-eyed sanctuary



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:23 PM
Author: Self-absorbed laughsome stead

"Hello Abdul, I am transferring you to our manager Jitender, mean Johnny... plz kindly hold saar"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id.#48103955)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:50 PM
Author: Duck-like Idiot Turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id.#48106467)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: Haunting twisted tattoo

xo operating 40 IQ points below the people who are having this actual conversation. What a shame. What a surprise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id.#48106523)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:14 PM
Author: Hyperactive Crimson Goyim Box Office

Poor guy already had to take a job at Hez after getting canned as Apple's Chief of Security after the Fappening, and now this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id.#48103894)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 12:20 PM
Author: Walnut galvanic toilet seat volcanic crater



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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:40 PM
Author: gold talking shrine



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Date: September 18th, 2024 1:44 PM
Author: Cream Abode Son Of Senegal

PIP coming, no doubt about it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id.#48104428)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:44 PM
Author: deep frozen yarmulke theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id.#48106716)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: Haunting twisted tattoo

The last thing anyone is doing is firing the IT guys. It's absurd how fucking naive some of you people are.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id.#48106721)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:48 PM
Author: deep frozen yarmulke theater

True. In corporate America his boss is dead and he is getting promoted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id.#48106734)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:49 PM
Author: Haunting twisted tattoo

1. He didn't fuck this up.

2. They need him to fix it. He's the most valuable man in Lebanon.

That's how things work in the real world, not in the fever dreams of Mossadcucks ITT.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id.#48106740)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: deep frozen yarmulke theater

The person who acquired the pagers did nothing wrong?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id.#48106826)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 10:02 PM
Author: Haunting twisted tattoo

The IT guy has better things to do than go shopping. If you order some shit from Amazon and UPS delivers a bomb to your door, do you blame yourself?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id.#48106829)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:52 PM
Author: Haunting twisted tattoo

Yeah imagine being the guy they ask to fix this shit. I would order all radios direct from Russia and China

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id.#48106483)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:55 PM
Author: Obsidian Dashing Mexican

how the fuck does iran not have the ability to produce short range radios and pagers? they are cut off as fuck and trusting the Taiwanese not to fuck them?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id.#48106494)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 8:59 PM
Author: Haunting twisted tattoo

Bet your ass a lot of countries are going to want to make their own shit after this. Israel made all 10 billion people on earth afraid of their own phones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id.#48106512)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:05 PM
Author: Obsidian Dashing Mexican

wait, I can think of a solution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id.#48106535)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:07 PM
Author: Haunting twisted tattoo

Put Bezos and Musk in charge? I'd rather buy an Iranian phone even if I have to smuggle it illegally in my luggage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id.#48106542)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:07 PM
Author: Obsidian Dashing Mexican

another type of solution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id.#48106545)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: deep frozen yarmulke theater

We don’t need temporary fixes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id.#48106720)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: Vivacious foreskin school cafeteria

If we get them all, it wont be temp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id.#48108667)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:04 PM
Author: useless appetizing boiling water

Please join this month’s 360 blameless incident review meeting as we discuss best practices and guidelines related to vendor sourcing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id.#48106528)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:05 PM
Author: Haunting twisted tattoo

The blame is on Israel. Why would there be any internal fingerpointing within Hezbollah?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id.#48106533)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:45 PM
Author: deep frozen yarmulke theater

WHOOOOOSH!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id.#48106723)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: Haunting twisted tattoo

TYFT I'm always happy as fuck to learn I'm the stupid one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id.#48106727)



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Date: September 18th, 2024 9:48 PM
Author: Haunting twisted tattoo

Imagine being Israel's IT guy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id.#48106732)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:04 AM
Author: Cream Abode Son Of Senegal

Hamas' Head of IT probably getting approached by Hezbollah now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id.#48108444)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:05 AM
Author: Haunting twisted tattoo

Why wouldn't China offer to help, mossadcuck?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id.#48108452)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: Cream Abode Son Of Senegal

increase your IQ please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id.#48108660)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 11:05 AM
Author: Haunting twisted tattoo

lol@ blown out mossadcucks. You got nuthin but recycled generic insults. Keep going \'\'\"\"\'\'\'\"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id.#48108680)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:05 AM
Author: deep frozen yarmulke theater

Great relocation package, revenue share, only two days required in office.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id.#48108456)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:59 AM
Author: Cream Abode Son Of Senegal

exactly, starting to think it may be him behind all of this 3D chess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id.#48108658)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:38 PM
Author: deep frozen yarmulke theater

He just updated his LinkedIn: https://x.com/cremieuxrecueil/status/1836517946769969492

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id.#48110413)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:41 PM
Author: Haunting twisted tattoo

u poasted the wrong link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id.#48110427)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 5:43 PM
Author: deep frozen yarmulke theater

Bro, how dumb are you, for real?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id.#48110432)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:21 PM
Author: Haunting twisted tattoo

How many actual IT jerbs have u worked? It's zero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id.#48111463)



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Date: September 19th, 2024 10:20 PM
Author: Cream Abode Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id.#48111457)



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Date: October 10th, 2025 3:53 PM
Author: A Dick is Not Dispositive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5596995&forum_id=2...id.#49340186)