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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
dull talented piazza
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
Vibrant Masturbator
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
Hairless forum milk
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
Vigorous mustard deer antler
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
outnumbered home
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
dull talented piazza
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
outnumbered home
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
Vigorous mustard deer antler
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
outnumbered home
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
Vigorous mustard deer antler
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
outnumbered home
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
Vigorous mustard deer antler
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
outnumbered home
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
dull talented piazza
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
outnumbered home
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
Vigorous mustard deer antler
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
outnumbered home
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
spectacular cruise ship
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
outnumbered home
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
spectacular cruise ship
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
outnumbered home
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
Violent Rigpig
  04/08/25
that's rude
outnumbered home
  04/08/25
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dull talented piazza
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
fragrant hot heaven volcanic crater
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
Vigorous mustard deer antler
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
Lemon haunted graveyard chapel
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
outnumbered home
  04/08/25
...
dull talented piazza
  04/08/25
...
outnumbered home
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
dull talented piazza
  04/09/25
...
dull talented piazza
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
glittery hilarious range
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
Tan Elite Hospital Brethren
  04/09/25
Ty
outnumbered home
  04/09/25
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Crimson Area
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
adventurous corn cake station
  04/09/25
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outnumbered home
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
arousing mad cow disease native
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
outnumbered home
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
outnumbered home
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
Grizzly hominid meetinghouse
  05/02/25
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outnumbered home
  05/12/25
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outnumbered home
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
outnumbered home
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
Tan Elite Hospital Brethren
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
outnumbered home
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
spectacular cruise ship
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
outnumbered home
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
spectacular cruise ship
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
olive really tough guy
  06/03/25
...
chandler (retired)
  06/26/25
OP?
chandler (retired)
  06/27/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: dull talented piazza

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Vibrant Masturbator

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Hairless forum milk

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Vigorous mustard deer antler

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: outnumbered home

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: dull talented piazza

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: outnumbered home

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Vigorous mustard deer antler

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: outnumbered home

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Vigorous mustard deer antler

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: outnumbered home

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Vigorous mustard deer antler

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: outnumbered home

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: dull talented piazza

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: outnumbered home

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Vigorous mustard deer antler

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: outnumbered home

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: spectacular cruise ship

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: outnumbered home

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: spectacular cruise ship

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: outnumbered home

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Violent Rigpig

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: outnumbered home

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: dull talented piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: fragrant hot heaven volcanic crater

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Vigorous mustard deer antler

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Lemon haunted graveyard chapel

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: outnumbered home

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: dull talented piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828614)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: outnumbered home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: dull talented piazza

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: dull talented piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48834706)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: glittery hilarious range

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Tan Elite Hospital Brethren

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: outnumbered home

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: Crimson Area



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: adventurous corn cake station

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: outnumbered home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: arousing mad cow disease native

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: outnumbered home

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: outnumbered home

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: Grizzly hominid meetinghouse

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: outnumbered home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48923565)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: outnumbered home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48951746)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: outnumbered home

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: Tan Elite Hospital Brethren

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: outnumbered home

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: spectacular cruise ship

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: outnumbered home

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: spectacular cruise ship

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: olive really tough guy

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: chandler (retired)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#49051261)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: chandler (retired)

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#49054793)