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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she text...
Buck-toothed brindle sanctuary twinkling uncleanness
  07/14/25
u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste...
pontificating orchestra pit toaster
  07/14/25
they can be super useful in validating you for banging their...
Splenetic hospital
  07/14/25
sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in ...
pontificating orchestra pit toaster
  07/14/25
100%
chartreuse effete stage
  07/15/25
FAG
trip native
  07/15/25
Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game
adventurous sapphire church building
  07/14/25
Pic of the cheeks?
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chartreuse effete stage
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"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."
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I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she&rs...
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How did you go about asking her if she was interested in bei...
contagious buff indian lodge
  07/14/25
Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching t...
Buck-toothed brindle sanctuary twinkling uncleanness
  07/14/25
How did she respond?
contagious buff indian lodge
  07/14/25
Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.
Buck-toothed brindle sanctuary twinkling uncleanness
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Lol I guess you had to try
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You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior t...
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jfc 180
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chartreuse effete stage
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"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while&q...
Lavender lascivious sneaky criminal partner
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this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a m...
pontificating orchestra pit toaster
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Splenetic hospital
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contagious buff indian lodge
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Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up m...
Buck-toothed brindle sanctuary twinkling uncleanness
  07/14/25
it's tricky with work situations never risk your liveliho...
pontificating orchestra pit toaster
  07/14/25
Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m marrie...
Buck-toothed brindle sanctuary twinkling uncleanness
  07/14/25
wut
Shivering Community Account Faggot Firefighter
  07/14/25
I’m married with kids part?
Buck-toothed brindle sanctuary twinkling uncleanness
  07/14/25
you lost the plot right there
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People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer...
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No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp
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chartreuse effete stage
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Pale titillating boistinker famous landscape painting
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Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??
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stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her
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Good poast moniker synergy
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She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortabl...
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It’s already turned into rape in her mind
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"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"
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  07/15/25
How big is her penis?
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  07/14/25
Incredible thread
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  07/14/25
Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her ...
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  07/15/25
Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositi...
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chartreuse effete stage
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humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mis...
chartreuse effete stage
  07/15/25
? Didn’t want to lose my employment
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Buck-toothed brindle sanctuary twinkling uncleanness

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101477)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: pontificating orchestra pit toaster

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101515)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Splenetic hospital

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101526)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: pontificating orchestra pit toaster

sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101533)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: chartreuse effete stage

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104025)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: trip native

FAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103886)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: adventurous sapphire church building

Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101481)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Slippery gas station

Pic of the cheeks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101482)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Lavender lascivious sneaky criminal partner



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: chartreuse effete stage



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: contagious buff indian lodge

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101483)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: Buck-toothed brindle sanctuary twinkling uncleanness

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101488)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Iridescent mind-boggling pisswyrm



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: contagious buff indian lodge

How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101508)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: Buck-toothed brindle sanctuary twinkling uncleanness

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101547)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: contagious buff indian lodge

How did she respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101576)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: Buck-toothed brindle sanctuary twinkling uncleanness

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101592)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: contagious buff indian lodge

Lol I guess you had to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101658)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: Pale titillating boistinker famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102175)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Mustard marvelous box office

You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao

This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103586)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: contagious buff indian lodge

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103905)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: trip native

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103910)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: chartreuse effete stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104036)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Burgundy spectacular antidepressant drug

At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101496)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Lavender lascivious sneaky criminal partner

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

u poor dumb bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101499)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: pontificating orchestra pit toaster

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her

best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101522)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: Splenetic hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101528)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: contagious buff indian lodge



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Buck-toothed brindle sanctuary twinkling uncleanness

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101536)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: pontificating orchestra pit toaster

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101540)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Buck-toothed brindle sanctuary twinkling uncleanness

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101541)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: Shivering Community Account Faggot Firefighter

wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101684)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Buck-toothed brindle sanctuary twinkling uncleanness

I’m married with kids part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101842)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Heady theater

you lost the plot right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Pale titillating boistinker famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102176)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Plum Friendly Grandma



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Appetizing Hideous Brethren Space



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: walnut misanthropic stag film queen of the night



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Mildly autistic dopamine site



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: Razzle circlehead athletic conference

People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102401)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Appetizing Hideous Brethren Space

No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: adventurous sapphire church building



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: confused hominid plaza



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Iridescent mind-boggling pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103544)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Nighttime principal's office



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: contagious buff indian lodge



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Electric hairless sandwich skinny woman



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: irradiated lay windowlicker



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: confused hominid plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103485)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: chartreuse effete stage

we all have brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104039)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: chartreuse effete stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104037)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Pale titillating boistinker famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101532)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: Rusted soul-stirring gunner nowag

Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101544)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: brass marketing idea



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: vengeful wine shrine jewess

stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101561)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: Pale titillating boistinker famous landscape painting

Good poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102177)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Rose stead idiot

She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101678)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: erotic university

It’s already turned into rape in her mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101681)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: dun tantric property

"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102417)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good awkward range

How big is her penis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101847)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: motley apoplectic state

Incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49101861)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Fragrant coldplay fan kitty

Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49102429)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Mustard marvelous box office

Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103865)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: ebony dashing coffee pot



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: trip native



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103903)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: contagious buff indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49103934)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: chartreuse effete stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104405)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: chartreuse effete stage

humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104407)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Buck-toothed brindle sanctuary twinkling uncleanness

? Didn’t want to lose my employment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2...id.#49104451)