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GFs dogs anal glands leaked in my house. Smells like absolute death

Wtf I’ve never smelled a smell this bad in my entire life. ...
charismatic coffee pot
  08/09/18
Before you buy a dog look up if the breed tends to have this...
clear toilet seat
  08/09/18
Just had this happen verbatim 2 weeks ago not sure if I poas...
garnet titillating shitlib
  08/09/18
We watched a YouTube video about how to “express” a dog’s an...
charismatic coffee pot
  08/09/18
Could be a diet-related thing My sister switched her dogs...
Duck-like Rigpig
  08/09/18
Wtf man. And that smell, ugh
charismatic coffee pot
  08/09/18
I'm assuming that with this dog, the feces needed to be a bi...
Duck-like Rigpig
  08/09/18
It’s stronger and more pungent than a dead animal or skunk s...
charismatic coffee pot
  08/09/18
OK, definitely never experienced anything like that The d...
Duck-like Rigpig
  08/09/18
Why are you getting "up close" to the dogs anus do...
amethyst hissy fit sandwich
  08/09/18
Yeah it’s these small rat vermin dogs that have it apparentl...
garnet titillating shitlib
  08/09/18
Dachshund
charismatic coffee pot
  08/09/18
you know what to do...
garnet titillating shitlib
  08/09/18
i love dogs, but never again am i owning one. all the const...
Gay concupiscible shrine hominid
  08/09/18
I’ve owned and lived with probably 10+ dog’s before, all big...
charismatic coffee pot
  08/09/18
Same.
beta wrinkle
  08/09/18
Sad to not have a dog friend though
pontificating heaven
  08/09/18
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fear-inspiring domesticated locale
  08/09/18
what exactly is this? is it diarrhea?
blue zippy area
  08/09/18
Literally glands around the dog’s asshole that are supposed ...
charismatic coffee pot
  08/09/18
holy fuck how do you not just execute your dog when that hap...
blue zippy area
  08/09/18
animals belong OUTSIDE the house
boyish pit
  08/09/18
this LOL @ beast owners trying to explain it away itt. &q...
Heady sickened elastic band famous landscape painting
  08/09/18
most asian poast I've ever read jfc
fear-inspiring domesticated locale
  08/09/18
"Animals belong OUTSIDE the house. Unless being served ...
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  08/09/18
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  08/09/18
Fuck ‘em. You don’t like the dog? Then you can giiiit out!
mischievous razzle codepig
  08/09/18
stfu gook
180 idea he suggested
  08/09/18
...
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  08/09/18
Cr
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  08/09/18
You belong outside the house. Dogs are people now and soon i...
mischievous razzle codepig
  08/09/18
Come on, he's not putting his GF outside.
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  08/09/18
XO becoming more and more prole every day.
beta wrinkle
  08/09/18
SUMMON: jjj
Mind-boggling kitty cat haunted graveyard
  08/09/18
dude that something the vet does during a routine checkup. ...
Autistic State
  08/09/18
why didn't the dog eat it?
Plum Site Athletic Conference
  08/09/18
The dog needs more fiber
chrome frum filthpig
  08/09/18
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwWUmNUIGk
Startled ape
  08/09/18
Sick
charismatic coffee pot
  08/09/18
She's blaming the dog, dude
Avocado frozen giraffe jew
  08/09/18
...
pearly field
  08/09/18
TI, OC, TCR
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  08/09/18
Absolutely Devastating.
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  08/09/18
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  11/20/25
fucking LMAO at petcucks with their piss & shit fetishes...
excitant stage
  08/09/18
...
Brindle diverse reading party hunting ground
  08/09/18
They are related to the scent glands in skunks and are a hol...
mischievous razzle codepig
  08/09/18
interesting
Canary Aromatic Home
  08/09/18
dude, it was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled. WAY ...
charismatic coffee pot
  08/09/18
Vets or groomers take care of that if it needs to be done. A...
brass old irish cottage
  08/09/18
Missed the dog part in thread title on first read
Bisexual multi-colored meetinghouse water buffalo
  03/15/25
birdshit problems
Roblox
  11/20/25


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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:04 AM
Author: charismatic coffee pot

Wtf I’ve never smelled a smell this bad in my entire life. Wtf bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36583449)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:12 PM
Author: clear toilet seat

Before you buy a dog look up if the breed tends to have this issue. If so, don't buy.

If you get a dog and it has this problem. Kill it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36588682)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:05 AM
Author: garnet titillating shitlib

Just had this happen verbatim 2 weeks ago not sure if I poasted it

Was ready to kill the dogs on the spot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36583452)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:07 AM
Author: charismatic coffee pot

We watched a YouTube video about how to “express” a dog’s anal gland. Apparently it’s like two pimples on either side of it’s asshole that you press and the gland stuff comes out. It’s foul as fuck. Do all little dogs do this? Normally the dog smells fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36583461)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:11 AM
Author: Duck-like Rigpig

Could be a diet-related thing

My sister switched her dogs food (to something that I think was supposed to be a bit more oriented to older dogs) and all of a sudden it had these insanely swollen (maybe infected?) anal glands

She switched it back to it's regular food and it's been fine since

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36583470)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:13 AM
Author: charismatic coffee pot

Wtf man.

And that smell, ugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36583478)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:21 AM
Author: Duck-like Rigpig

I'm assuming that with this dog, the feces needed to be a bit more solid in order for it to regularly let those glands 'express' with ordinary defecation

I've heard that the smell of those glands is bad but I don't think I've experienced it myself. I saw the dog while it was having problems and it was super gross to see, but the smell wasn't appreciably worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36583508)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: charismatic coffee pot

It’s stronger and more pungent than a dead animal or skunk spray when up close imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36583537)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: Duck-like Rigpig

OK, definitely never experienced anything like that

The dogs' glands were really fucked up though. It resembled a prolapse & couldn't stop licking itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36583555)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:58 AM
Author: amethyst hissy fit sandwich

Why are you getting "up close" to the dogs anus doodikoff!???!!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36585409)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:12 AM
Author: garnet titillating shitlib

Yeah it’s these small rat vermin dogs that have it apparently

I only fuck with large breeds and never knew about this shit until I saw it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36583474)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: charismatic coffee pot

Dachshund

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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: garnet titillating shitlib

you know what to do...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36583485)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:06 AM
Author: Gay concupiscible shrine hominid

i love dogs, but never again am i owning one.

all the constant dealings with SHIT are just too much. i don't need this much literal SHIT in my life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36583458)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:09 AM
Author: charismatic coffee pot

I’ve owned and lived with probably 10+ dog’s before, all big. None of them had this problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36583465)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:13 PM
Author: beta wrinkle

Same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36588692)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:14 AM
Author: pontificating heaven

Sad to not have a dog friend though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36583484)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: fear-inspiring domesticated locale



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:19 AM
Author: blue zippy area

what exactly is this? is it diarrhea?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36583502)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:28 AM
Author: charismatic coffee pot

Literally glands around the dog’s asshole that are supposed to secrete when they shit, but sometimes get clogged up and get engorged and you have to squeeze them like a zit

https://www.dummies.com/pets/dogs/how-to-empty-your-dogs-anal-sacs/

Again, never seen this living with Golden’s, labs, spaniels, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36583533)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: blue zippy area

holy fuck how do you not just execute your dog when that happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36583535)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:23 AM
Author: boyish pit

animals belong OUTSIDE the house

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36583516)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: Heady sickened elastic band famous landscape painting

this

LOL @ beast owners trying to explain it away itt. "oh this NEVER happens, just a one-off thing."

this is what you get for sharing your house with a disgusting animal

PS your friends thought your house reeked of animal even before this happened

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36583540)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:09 AM
Author: fear-inspiring domesticated locale

most asian poast I've ever read jfc

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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:53 AM
Author: Bisexual multi-colored meetinghouse water buffalo

"Animals belong OUTSIDE the house. Unless being served for dinner."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36585375)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: racy green ticket booth personal credit line



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:49 AM
Author: mischievous razzle codepig

Fuck ‘em. You don’t like the dog? Then you can giiiit out!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36585347)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:16 PM
Author: 180 idea he suggested

stfu gook

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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: racy green ticket booth personal credit line



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:29 AM
Author: lilac affirmative action dingle berry

Cr

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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: mischievous razzle codepig

You belong outside the house. Dogs are people now and soon it will be illegal to prohibit them in the US from restaurants, planes, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36585342)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: abnormal headpube parlor

Come on, he's not putting his GF outside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36585361)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:14 PM
Author: beta wrinkle

XO becoming more and more prole every day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36588699)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:26 AM
Author: Mind-boggling kitty cat haunted graveyard

SUMMON: jjj

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36583526)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:30 AM
Author: Autistic State

dude that something the vet does during a routine checkup. you're not supposed to do that in your house lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36583539)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:36 AM
Author: Plum Site Athletic Conference

why didn't the dog eat it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36583553)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:44 AM
Author: chrome frum filthpig

The dog needs more fiber

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36583569)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 1:51 AM
Author: Startled ape

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxwWUmNUIGk

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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: charismatic coffee pot

Sick

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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:30 AM
Author: Avocado frozen giraffe jew

She's blaming the dog, dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36584374)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: pearly field



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: trip anal piazza azn

TI, OC, TCR

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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:50 AM
Author: abnormal headpube parlor

Absolutely Devastating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36585356)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:51 AM
Author: Narrow-minded wine stain principal's office



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: Canary Aromatic Home



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Date: March 15th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: sienna space keepsake machete



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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: self-satisfied and socially compliant



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:31 AM
Author: excitant stage

fucking LMAO at petcucks with their piss & shit fetishes, ANAL GLANDS "expressing"? LOL JUST LOL

jesus christ petcucks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36584378)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:32 AM
Author: Brindle diverse reading party hunting ground



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:48 AM
Author: mischievous razzle codepig

They are related to the scent glands in skunks and are a holdover from the common ancestor of dogs and skunks. The smell is NBD get over it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36585338)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: Canary Aromatic Home

interesting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36585385)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 11:54 AM
Author: charismatic coffee pot

dude, it was one of the worst smells I've ever smelled. WAY worse than a skunk. It was like rotten fish mixed with shit, extremely pungent.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36585386)



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Date: August 9th, 2018 9:10 PM
Author: brass old irish cottage

Vets or groomers take care of that if it needs to be done. Also, get high quality dog food. It makes for more solid stool that ensure the glands release the shit when they shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#36588675)



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Date: March 15th, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Bisexual multi-colored meetinghouse water buffalo

Missed the dog part in thread title on first read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4047061&forum_id=2...id.#48749719)



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Date: November 20th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Roblox

birdshit problems

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