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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
Translucent Stage Dragon
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
Sepia Native Rigor
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
Splenetic menage
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
Carnelian big-titted public bath twinkling uncleanness
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
histrionic pervert
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
Translucent Stage Dragon
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
histrionic pervert
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
Carnelian big-titted public bath twinkling uncleanness
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
histrionic pervert
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
Carnelian big-titted public bath twinkling uncleanness
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
histrionic pervert
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
Carnelian big-titted public bath twinkling uncleanness
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
histrionic pervert
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
Translucent Stage Dragon
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
histrionic pervert
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
Carnelian big-titted public bath twinkling uncleanness
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
histrionic pervert
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
lascivious tantric regret
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
histrionic pervert
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
lascivious tantric regret
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
histrionic pervert
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
Racy institution toilet seat
  04/08/25
that's rude
histrionic pervert
  04/08/25
...
Translucent Stage Dragon
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
Unhinged supple crackhouse pocket flask
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
Carnelian big-titted public bath twinkling uncleanness
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
Insanely creepy dilemma
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
histrionic pervert
  04/08/25
...
Translucent Stage Dragon
  04/08/25
...
histrionic pervert
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
Translucent Stage Dragon
  04/09/25
...
Translucent Stage Dragon
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
Excitant self-centered brethren
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
lake aromatic ceo
  04/09/25
Ty
histrionic pervert
  04/09/25
...
filthy center roast beef
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
olive generalized bond spot
  04/09/25
...
histrionic pervert
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
dashing charcoal fanboi rigpig
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
histrionic pervert
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
histrionic pervert
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
Plum mad cow disease chapel
  05/02/25
...
histrionic pervert
  05/12/25
...
histrionic pervert
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
histrionic pervert
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
lake aromatic ceo
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
histrionic pervert
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
lascivious tantric regret
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
histrionic pervert
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
lascivious tantric regret
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
brilliant area athletic conference
  06/03/25
...
histrionic pervert
  06/26/25
OP?
histrionic pervert
  06/27/25
...
histrionic pervert
  07/09/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Translucent Stage Dragon

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Sepia Native Rigor

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Splenetic menage

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Carnelian big-titted public bath twinkling uncleanness

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: histrionic pervert

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Translucent Stage Dragon

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: histrionic pervert

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Carnelian big-titted public bath twinkling uncleanness

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: histrionic pervert

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Carnelian big-titted public bath twinkling uncleanness

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: histrionic pervert

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Carnelian big-titted public bath twinkling uncleanness

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: histrionic pervert

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Translucent Stage Dragon

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: histrionic pervert

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Carnelian big-titted public bath twinkling uncleanness

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: histrionic pervert

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: lascivious tantric regret

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: histrionic pervert

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: lascivious tantric regret

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: histrionic pervert

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Racy institution toilet seat

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: histrionic pervert

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Translucent Stage Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Unhinged supple crackhouse pocket flask

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Carnelian big-titted public bath twinkling uncleanness

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Insanely creepy dilemma

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: histrionic pervert

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Translucent Stage Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828614)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: histrionic pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: Translucent Stage Dragon

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: Translucent Stage Dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48834706)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Excitant self-centered brethren

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: lake aromatic ceo

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: histrionic pervert

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: filthy center roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48834725)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: olive generalized bond spot

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: histrionic pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: dashing charcoal fanboi rigpig

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: histrionic pervert

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: histrionic pervert

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: Plum mad cow disease chapel

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: histrionic pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48923565)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: histrionic pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48951746)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: histrionic pervert

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: lake aromatic ceo

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: histrionic pervert

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: lascivious tantric regret

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: histrionic pervert

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: lascivious tantric regret

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: brilliant area athletic conference

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: histrionic pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#49051261)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: histrionic pervert

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#49054793)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: histrionic pervert



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