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Hypo: $40k tax free but you must eat 6 mozzarella sticks daily for a year

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comical honey-headed tanning salon
  07/06/25
come on man, that is one meal
cream frisky prole circlehead
  07/06/25
It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it&rsq...
comical honey-headed tanning salon
  07/06/25
how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?
cream frisky prole circlehead
  07/06/25
Idk like 3 days of work
comical honey-headed tanning salon
  07/06/25
do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?
Sinister Locale Twinkling Uncleanness
  07/06/25
If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell &...
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Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I u...
insecure headpube
  07/06/25
realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that...
cream frisky prole circlehead
  07/06/25
I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks...
insecure headpube
  07/06/25
These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a...
comical honey-headed tanning salon
  07/06/25
Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about...
insecure headpube
  07/06/25
I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle wit...
cream frisky prole circlehead
  07/06/25
Every extra 6 gets you $20k more
comical honey-headed tanning salon
  07/06/25
I'll take 24 sticks a day.
insecure headpube
  07/06/25
that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.
Canary Fighting Cumskin Macaca
  07/07/25
Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day
insecure headpube
  07/07/25
do i have to source the sticks myself? idk that this is wor...
Ungodly Motley Stage
  07/06/25
This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services...
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vibrant space multi-billionaire
  07/14/25
40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok
Outnumbered Effete Mexican Locus
  07/06/25
This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth ...
transparent thriller french chef business firm
  07/07/25
upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq
indecent galvanic round eye tank
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if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they a...
ruby aromatic set
  07/07/25
Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?
Dull Toaster Fanboi
  07/07/25
They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks a...
comical honey-headed tanning salon
  07/07/25
serving size 3 pieces(77g) calories per serving 260 ...
Canary Fighting Cumskin Macaca
  07/07/25
It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be te...
comical honey-headed tanning salon
  07/07/25
they're not kosher. how does that work for me?
Dull Toaster Fanboi
  07/07/25
you're indian why do you care?
Canary Fighting Cumskin Macaca
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Hairraiser Thirsty Coldplay Fan Gas Station
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veddy veddy not kosher
Dull Toaster Fanboi
  07/07/25
cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ...
indecent galvanic round eye tank
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you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((ko...
Canary Fighting Cumskin Macaca
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I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews w...
Hairraiser Thirsty Coldplay Fan Gas Station
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prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food. ...
Dull Toaster Fanboi
  07/11/25
Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in d...
Hairraiser Thirsty Coldplay Fan Gas Station
  07/11/25
are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing...
Dull Toaster Fanboi
  07/11/25
I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the ...
Hairraiser Thirsty Coldplay Fan Gas Station
  07/13/25
so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about somethi...
Dull Toaster Fanboi
  07/13/25
most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you ...
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Outnumbered Effete Mexican Locus
  07/07/25
No 40k for you
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comical honey-headed tanning salon
  07/08/25
Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks...
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comical honey-headed tanning salon
  07/09/25
based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74%...
laughsome shivering becky hall
  07/09/25
define 'sticks'
Nudist death wish
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comical honey-headed tanning salon
  07/12/25
I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and...
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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: comical honey-headed tanning salon



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: cream frisky prole circlehead

come on man, that is one meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077691)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: comical honey-headed tanning salon

It’s only $40k, not a large amount of money but it’s very inconvenient and an unhealthy meal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077705)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: cream frisky prole circlehead

how many hours do you work to actually net 40k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077713)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: comical honey-headed tanning salon

Idk like 3 days of work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077723)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: Sinister Locale Twinkling Uncleanness

do i have to find them myself or are they provided somehow?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077706)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: comical honey-headed tanning salon

If you go into a bathroom and turn the lights off and yell “take me away, take me away to the cheesy shores of cheddar bay” when you turn the lights back on a basket of 6 mozzarella sticks with a side of marinara sauce will appear in the sink

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077730)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:50 PM
Author: Irradiated hilarious kitchen community account



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:05 AM
Author: amethyst patrolman

18000000000000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077861)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:08 AM
Author: insecure headpube



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: Sinister Locale Twinkling Uncleanness



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:06 AM
Author: Yapping Cuckold Range



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:20 AM
Author: Outnumbered Effete Mexican Locus



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:35 AM
Author: slate startled church alpha



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:39 AM
Author: ruby aromatic set



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:44 AM
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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Hairraiser Thirsty Coldplay Fan Gas Station



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:36 PM
Author: onyx abnormal dysfunction



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:35 AM
Author: Turquoise Pontificating Stead Police Squad



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Nudist death wish



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: White orchestra pit deer antler



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: sapphire violent brethren



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: vibrant space multi-billionaire



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:50 PM
Author: insecure headpube

Can I accept this multiple times concurrently? Like, can I up it to 12 for $80k?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077707)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: cream frisky prole circlehead

realistically isn't this just breakfast for some psycho that is trying to go crazy at the gym? idk if you're being sarcastic but it seems pretty doable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077716)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: insecure headpube

I am being entirely serious. If I could up this to 24 sticks a day for $160k I would do it in a heartbeat.

I could literally do all of that in one meal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077727)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: comical honey-headed tanning salon

These are the fried ones like you get from a bar, not just a cheese stick brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077732)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: insecure headpube

Yep. I'll make it work. There weren't any stipulations about how I had to consume them, just that I had to. If I'm really struggling I'll throw them in a food processor or a blender to make things easier.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077734)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: cream frisky prole circlehead

I think I'd tap out at 12 but I don't think I'd struggle with that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077738)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: comical honey-headed tanning salon

Every extra 6 gets you $20k more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077725)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: insecure headpube

I'll take 24 sticks a day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077729)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Canary Fighting Cumskin Macaca

that's 3,600 calories you will be disco-sized by the end.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078404)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: insecure headpube

Not with 2-3 hours of cardio a day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078900)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: Ungodly Motley Stage

do i have to source the sticks myself?

idk that this is worth 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077726)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: Curious umber senate legend

This is RFK Jr., your Secretary of Health and Human Services. The Department is monitoring responses to this poast to find the CR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077755)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 12:39 AM
Author: vibrant space multi-billionaire



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Outnumbered Effete Mexican Locus

40k seems steep but mozzarella sticks are 180, so ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49077803)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 5:25 AM
Author: transparent thriller french chef business firm

This one is close, but the lack of sales tax makes it worth it, assuming the mozzarella sticks are fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078180)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: indecent galvanic round eye tank

upping it to 12/18/24/etc is tcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078353)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: ruby aromatic set

if they are burger king sized rinky dink ones yes. if they are restaurant sized big boys no. cost to heart health not worth the 40k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078365)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 9:01 AM
Author: Dull Toaster Fanboi

Can I request them baked instead if fried? Are they kosher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078386)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:18 AM
Author: comical honey-headed tanning salon

They are whatever the Trader Joe’s mozzarella sticks are in terms of size and nutrition

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078730)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:20 AM
Author: Canary Fighting Cumskin Macaca

serving size

3 pieces(77g)

calories per serving

260

So only 520 calories? That's not terrible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078733)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: comical honey-headed tanning salon

It’s not but having them 365 days in a row would be terrible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078738)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Dull Toaster Fanboi

they're not kosher. how does that work for me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078743)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Canary Fighting Cumskin Macaca

you're indian why do you care?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078752)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Hairraiser Thirsty Coldplay Fan Gas Station



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Dull Toaster Fanboi

veddy veddy not kosher

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078879)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:15 AM
Author: indecent galvanic round eye tank

cheese and breadcrumbs isn't kosher? wtf is wrong with you ppl?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49085417)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:32 AM
Author: Canary Fighting Cumskin Macaca

you need to pay a (((rabbi))) to magically make things (((kosher))) and Trader Joes is too cheap to do that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49085446)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Hairraiser Thirsty Coldplay Fan Gas Station

I was at a farmer's market in NJ where some religious Jews were giving some NJ honey farmer grief because he didn't pay a rabbi to bless his honey. He explained that he looked into it and didn't think it made any sense whatsoever since there are no real requirements other than the rabbi blessing his honey and the stuff that matters like how the honey was made wasn't the area of their attention at all. You can feed the bees total shit like corn syrup and they would still make it Kosher as long as you paid them, while he put in the work to make premium honey and they dgaf. It was hilarious seeing this Italian bro argue with these Jews that their entire system is bullshit and that his family ran their apiary for generations and that their religion isn't substantive. This Jewish woman took offense at this but he wasn't having it and suggested they go somewhere else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49093436)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:55 PM
Author: Dull Toaster Fanboi

prole tell: thinking kosher means a rabbi blesses the food.

it's amazing how many prole goyim think this. any goy who has been around jews knows that kosher means the product is what it purports to be and doesnt contain improper non-kosher additives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49093467)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:58 PM
Author: Hairraiser Thirsty Coldplay Fan Gas Station

Yeah, that was a point of discussion, but he noted that in discussions with the rabbis at no point did they gaf about how the honey was made. They were like "do you add anything" he said "no" and they were like ok, this just needs to be blessed. He pointed that out to the Jews who dismissed this and noted that this was about respecting their religion and he pointed out that their religion doesn't result in better honey.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49093474)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Dull Toaster Fanboi

are you retarded? kosher certification has literally nothing to do with blessing anything. there are no blessings. i dont know wtf ur babbling about regarding honey and who youre talking about bc i didnt read ur tl;dr, but i just know ur babbling and talking out of ur ass.

kosher is a certification. the kosher agency is putting their stamp of approval that the product is what it purports to be and doesnt have non-kosher ingredients. simple as that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49093509)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 8:37 PM
Author: Hairraiser Thirsty Coldplay Fan Gas Station

I'm retelling a conversation I overheard. I didn't get the contact info for the orthodox Jews so that other Jews like you could get in contact with them at a later date to argue about their understanding of Kosher rules. Sorry about that.

I'm not even Jewish so I don't really know or care about this level of detail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49098817)



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:13 PM
Author: Dull Toaster Fanboi

so you're transmitting like 4th degree hearsay about something you dont know jack shit about? got it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49099230)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Dull Toaster Fanboi

most cheese is not kosher because of animal rennets. if you go to the grocery store, only 1% of the cheeses are kosher

https://oukosher.org/blog/consumer-kosher/say-cheese/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49093472)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Outnumbered Effete Mexican Locus



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Date: July 7th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Hairraiser Thirsty Coldplay Fan Gas Station

No 40k for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49078877)



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Date: July 8th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: comical honey-headed tanning salon



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Date: July 9th, 2025 8:30 AM
Author: Spectacular fat ankles gunner

Your god is dumb as shit. Just do one of your regular tricks like eat them in the dark or under an umbrella or something so he doesn't even notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49085438)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: insecure headpube



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Hairraiser Thirsty Coldplay Fan Gas Station



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:10 PM
Author: comical honey-headed tanning salon



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: laughsome shivering becky hall

based on the TJ's mozz sticks nutrition facts, you'd get 74% of your saturated fat from these little fuckers per day

4 PINNOCHI'S-O. NOT WORTH IT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49087406)



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Date: July 11th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Nudist death wish

define 'sticks'

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746913&forum_id=2...id.#49093479)



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Date: July 12th, 2025 12:11 PM
Author: comical honey-headed tanning salon



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Date: July 13th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Cobalt black woman ticket booth

I'd do 30 sticks. Everyday. Then I'd take my $43,800,000 and put it in trusts for my kids so they would be taken care of.

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