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What the hell does "Salesforce" do?

So many fake "companies" out there
Wonderful stage knife
  03/26/19
*mumbles something about the CLOUD*
Milky meetinghouse factory reset button
  03/26/19
It is cloud-based, yes. So is pretty everything these days.
Fiercely-loyal Heady Roommate
  03/26/19
its just another database shit to manage client contact. ...
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  03/26/19
CRM -- think of it as what real businesses use instead of as...
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Wonderful stage knife
  03/26/19
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Fiercely-loyal Heady Roommate
  03/26/19
So their entire business model can be upended by BLOCKCHAIN?
Crystalline Partner Travel Guidebook
  03/26/19
Not really. Yes, you can implement what they do with blockc...
Fiercely-loyal Heady Roommate
  03/26/19
can their CLOUD handle BIG DATA?
Milky meetinghouse factory reset button
  03/26/19
O F S F S
tantric bronze stead party of the first part
  03/26/19
*flashes HUGE grin* Absolutely, and in fact, helping SDFC...
Fiercely-loyal Heady Roommate
  03/26/19
180
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  03/26/19
And if you REALLY want to go big, this is how you do it: htt...
Fiercely-loyal Heady Roommate
  03/26/19
A closer would have gotten him a contract to review at this ...
Medicated hospital doctorate
  03/26/19
Yes. They have an enormous datastore
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  03/26/19
Their platform is sps
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tantric bronze stead party of the first part
  03/26/19
Compared to what?
Fiercely-loyal Heady Roommate
  03/26/19
Literally every fucking crm made since 99
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  07/10/19
Let's you keep track of what the fuck your sales guys are up...
Chocolate market gay wizard
  03/26/19
It is CRM. good software all things considered.
Medicated hospital doctorate
  03/26/19
So many people hate Salesforce but everyone uses it Easy wa...
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  03/26/19
(Indian retard ranting about FuckDriveCrm.com
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If it is pre configured for a certain work flow or industry,...
Medicated hospital doctorate
  03/26/19
cr
hot aphrodisiac principal's office
  03/26/19
Zoho
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  08/07/19
Forces you to buy shit from sales chads
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  03/26/19
Purchaser Beckies conveniently scheduling mtgs at hotel bars...
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doobsian chapel
  07/10/19
It is complete and utter trash
filthy sickened mexican useless brakes
  07/10/19
cr it's a flaming heap of shit
fighting church building
  07/10/19
iirc it's data entry software
copper place of business temple
  07/10/19
Nearly 40 posts in this thread and I still have no idea what...
180 impressive codepig dopamine
  07/10/19
It's a centralized database for sales/marketing/billing. ...
fighting church building
  07/10/19
And it still looks like a 1999 database
pearl blathering candlestick maker casino
  08/06/19
Yes, this is the core of their offerings. There's other stuf...
Vigorous rigpig
  08/06/19
essentially microsoft access + first mover advantage in sell...
Judgmental Center
  08/07/19
Boom might now
blue alcoholic trust fund
  08/06/19
I’m pretty sure it’s a Nintendo of some sort
duck-like institution sex offender
  08/07/19
Money laundering scheme
Stimulating Slap-happy Liquid Oxygen Corner
  08/07/19
lot of salesforce haters who dont want to budget enough in i...
Judgmental Center
  08/07/19
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blue alcoholic trust fund
  11/09/19
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Wonderful stage knife
  06/26/25
take 15+ minutes to run any report with over 100K records
Lascivious Box Office Scourge Upon The Earth
  06/26/25
forces sales
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  06/26/25


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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:20 AM
Author: Wonderful stage knife

So many fake "companies" out there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37992263)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: Milky meetinghouse factory reset button

*mumbles something about the CLOUD*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37992274)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Heady Roommate

It is cloud-based, yes. So is pretty everything these days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37992331)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:25 AM
Author: vengeful shrine affirmative action

its just another database shit to manage client contact.

Pretty useful tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37992283)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:26 AM
Author: tantric bronze stead party of the first part

CRM -- think of it as what real businesses use instead of asking proles if they have their "saver card" on their keychain when you "ring them up."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37992286)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:27 AM
Author: Wonderful stage knife



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:29 AM
Author: comical library mother



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Heady Roommate



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:32 AM
Author: Crystalline Partner Travel Guidebook

So their entire business model can be upended by BLOCKCHAIN?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37992338)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Heady Roommate

Not really. Yes, you can implement what they do with blockchain, but the key is that they have the interface and tools for CRM built-in.

If you're a SFDC customer, I'm not sure why you would care if your CRM is based on blockchain or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37992352)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:37 AM
Author: Milky meetinghouse factory reset button

can their CLOUD handle BIG DATA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37992360)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:38 AM
Author: tantric bronze stead party of the first part

O F S

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37992365)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:42 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Heady Roommate

*flashes HUGE grin*

Absolutely, and in fact, helping SDFC's customer base harness big data is really at the core of SFDC's revolutionary technology. But that's just the beginning. Utilizing [TMF's company's] analytics tools and cutting-edge technology, we can take you to the next level. Contact our salesperson for a meeting where we'll help you serve the needs of your customers - even the ones they don't know they have yet!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37992386)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:59 AM
Author: disturbing aqua regret

180

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Date: March 26th, 2019 11:08 AM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Heady Roommate

And if you REALLY want to go big, this is how you do it: https://www.salesforce.com/blog/2018/12/what-is-the-fourth-industrial-revolution-4IR.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37992524)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 4:40 PM
Author: Medicated hospital doctorate

A closer would have gotten him a contract to review at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37994706)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:55 PM
Author: Vigorous rigpig

Yes. They have an enormous datastore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#38649738)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:58 AM
Author: vengeful shrine affirmative action



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:15 PM
Author: swashbuckling station



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:30 AM
Author: Plum cruel-hearted fat ankles



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:40 AM
Author: pearl blathering candlestick maker casino

Their platform is sps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37992373)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:40 AM
Author: tantric bronze stead party of the first part



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Date: March 26th, 2019 2:21 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Heady Roommate

Compared to what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37993645)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:08 PM
Author: Mustard fragrant parlour sandwich

Literally every fucking crm made since 99

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37994018)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:17 PM
Author: pearl blathering candlestick maker casino



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: filthy sickened mexican useless brakes



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Date: March 26th, 2019 11:03 AM
Author: Chocolate market gay wizard

Let's you keep track of what the fuck your sales guys are up to.

Let's your sales channel claim log opportunities so that you avoid conflict (e.g., two CA reps pursuing the same opportunity with Google).



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37992489)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 2:20 PM
Author: Medicated hospital doctorate

It is CRM. good software all things considered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37993639)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:06 PM
Author: hot aphrodisiac principal's office

So many people hate Salesforce but everyone uses it

Easy way to start a biz is just make a Salesforce competitor. You won't get yuge but you can get a few million in sales and chill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37994010)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:09 PM
Author: Mustard fragrant parlour sandwich

(Indian retard ranting about FuckDriveCrm.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37994027)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:10 PM
Author: hot aphrodisiac principal's office



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Date: June 18th, 2019 5:25 PM
Author: Mustard fragrant parlour sandwich



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:14 PM
Author: Mustard fragrant parlour sandwich



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:13 PM
Author: Medicated hospital doctorate

If it is pre configured for a certain work flow or industry, you will make a killing. I used to work at such a company. I didn't make shit but the owner made $100mm off the sale of the company.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37994055)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:52 PM
Author: hot aphrodisiac principal's office

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37994278)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:19 AM
Author: Cerise razzle-dazzle skinny woman

Zoho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#38649797)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:17 PM
Author: cracking flesh heaven patrolman

Forces you to buy shit from sales chads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37994077)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:27 PM
Author: chrome turdskin

Purchaser Beckies conveniently scheduling mtgs at hotel bars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#37994132)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: doobsian chapel



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: filthy sickened mexican useless brakes

It is complete and utter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#38510662)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: fighting church building

cr

it's a flaming heap of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#38510832)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:53 PM
Author: copper place of business temple

iirc it's data entry software

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#38510707)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 3:05 PM
Author: 180 impressive codepig dopamine

Nearly 40 posts in this thread and I still have no idea what this company does

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#38510760)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 3:23 PM
Author: fighting church building

It's a centralized database for sales/marketing/billing.

It does a lot, but basically it's a giant rolodex for all sales activities, client relationships, invoices, etc. it's usually the central database of revenue-generating departments for businesses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#38510840)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:45 PM
Author: pearl blathering candlestick maker casino

And it still looks like a 1999 database

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#38649710)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:58 PM
Author: Vigorous rigpig

Yes, this is the core of their offerings. There's other stuff (you can actually write your own webapps using their underlying technologies rather than rolling your own servers or servlets or whatever) but this is easily the most important part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#38649748)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:40 AM
Author: Judgmental Center

essentially microsoft access + first mover advantage in selling a cloud platform to the IT Departments of Sales teams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#38649843)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:42 PM
Author: blue alcoholic trust fund

Boom might now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#38649695)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:22 AM
Author: duck-like institution sex offender

I’m pretty sure it’s a Nintendo of some sort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#38649802)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:22 AM
Author: Stimulating Slap-happy Liquid Oxygen Corner

Money laundering scheme

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#38649805)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:41 AM
Author: Judgmental Center

lot of salesforce haters who dont want to budget enough in implementation costs to set things up right the first time

Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#38649846)



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Date: November 9th, 2019 9:10 AM
Author: blue alcoholic trust fund



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: Wonderful stage knife



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Lascivious Box Office Scourge Upon The Earth

take 15+ minutes to run any report with over 100K records

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#49051941)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: Dashing Fishy Puppy

forces sales

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2...id.#49051946)