The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
|
 |
 
|
Shitlaw boss won a jury trial by just talking nonsense (not flame)
| razzmatazz sanctuary | 01/03/23 |
| contagious address | 01/03/23 |
| razzmatazz sanctuary | 01/03/23 |
| Swashbuckling bisexual native | 01/03/23 |
| razzmatazz sanctuary | 01/04/23 |
| Magenta principal's office ape | 01/04/23 |
| aphrodisiac misanthropic shrine | 01/04/23 |
| Excitant Pontificating Party Of The First Part Voyeur | 01/04/23 |
| contagious address | 01/04/23 |
| Excitant Pontificating Party Of The First Part Voyeur | 01/04/23 |
| contagious address | 01/04/23 |
| Excitant Pontificating Party Of The First Part Voyeur | 01/04/23 |
| contagious address | 01/04/23 |
| chestnut casino giraffe | 04/19/23 |
| contagious address | 04/19/23 |
| snowy piazza | 04/23/24 |
| Magenta principal's office ape | 04/23/24 |
| aphrodisiac misanthropic shrine | 04/30/24 |
| Infuriating hot box office police squad | 04/30/24 |
| poppy pozpig | 04/30/24 |
| WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER | 08/26/25 |
| Eric L Bumpus, 4409 Rawlins St, Dallas, TX 75219 | 08/26/25 |
| crystalline exciting affirmative action mediation | 01/03/23 |
| laughsome pale shitlib gas station | 01/03/23 |
| contagious address | 01/03/23 |
| contagious address | 01/03/23 |
| Diverse antidepressant drug | 01/04/23 |
| khaki dog poop school | 01/04/23 |
| cyan floppy internal respiration | 01/04/23 |
| Ocher Preventive Strike Mental Disorder | 04/23/24 |
| Soggy mewling resort hunting ground | 01/04/23 |
| Lavender useless brakes | 01/04/23 |
| Lascivious stag film ratface | 01/04/23 |
| crystalline exciting affirmative action mediation | 01/04/23 |
| crystalline exciting affirmative action mediation | 01/04/23 |
| crystalline exciting affirmative action mediation | 01/06/23 |
| crystalline exciting affirmative action mediation | 01/24/23 |
| crystalline exciting affirmative action mediation | 12/27/23 |
| crawly mentally impaired station | 12/27/23 |
| crystalline exciting affirmative action mediation | 02/07/24 |
| laughsome pale shitlib gas station | 02/07/24 |
| crystalline exciting affirmative action mediation | 04/23/24 |
| Stimulating effete state foreskin | 04/23/24 |
| crystalline exciting affirmative action mediation | 04/23/24 |
| Appetizing pistol quadroon | 04/23/24 |
| multi-colored faggot firefighter | 04/23/24 |
| cyan floppy internal respiration | 04/23/24 |
| WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER | 08/26/25 |
| silver apoplectic windowlicker church | 04/23/24 |
| silver apoplectic windowlicker church | 04/30/24 |
| aphrodisiac misanthropic shrine | 04/30/24 |
| multi-colored faggot firefighter | 04/30/24 |
| aphrodisiac misanthropic shrine | 04/30/24 |
| cyan floppy internal respiration | 04/30/24 |
| kevin eubanks and the tonight show band | 08/26/25 |
Poast new message in this thread
Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:27 PM Author: razzmatazz sanctuary One of the most masterful closings I’ve ever seen.
He started off by saying “in every hood story, there’s the snake, the rat, the cat and the dog.”
He went through each witness and categorized him as the snake and the rat. Then in a ballsy move called the victim the cat. And the defendant is the dog. He said “is he the king? Hell yeah. Does he do illegal shit? Hell yeah. Is he the boss? Hell yeah. Is the the dog? You bet. Does the dog need to waste his time and his freedom to put down the cat? No way and the evidence showed that there might be a bigger cat out there that killed (Williams) but it sure as hell wasn’t the dog. The dog has better things to do. And for that reason I ask that you find the defendant not guilty of all charges.”
The jury’s jaw dropped. |
 |
Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:39 PM Author: contagious address https://voca.ro/1kMupPXias0T (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#45736910) |
|
Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:41 PM Author: razzmatazz sanctuary Laughing my fuckin ass off (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#45736920) |
|
Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:43 PM Author: Swashbuckling bisexual native 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#45736930) |
|
Date: January 4th, 2023 5:34 AM Author: razzmatazz sanctuary Holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#45738950) |
|
Date: January 4th, 2023 5:46 AM Author: Magenta principal's office ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#45738951) |
|
Date: January 4th, 2023 6:24 AM Author: aphrodisiac misanthropic shrine alright, im a tranny advocate now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#45738975) |
|
Date: January 4th, 2023 6:35 AM Author: Excitant Pontificating Party Of The First Part Voyeur anyone still doubt that trannies are men? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#45738984) |
|
Date: January 4th, 2023 8:10 AM Author: contagious address everyone in this story is male. im also a top. we might as well assume all xo poas are women from ur poasting (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#45739057) |
|
Date: January 4th, 2023 8:39 AM Author: Excitant Pontificating Party Of The First Part Voyeur so you agree that you’re a man? cool (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#45739106) |
|
Date: January 4th, 2023 8:40 AM Author: contagious address (1d being perceiving a cross-section of a 2d plane) yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#45739112) |
|
Date: January 4th, 2023 8:56 AM Author: Excitant Pontificating Party Of The First Part Voyeur It’s not that deep. You’re just a man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#45739151) |
|
Date: January 4th, 2023 8:57 AM Author: contagious address more than u are, yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#45739155) |
|
Date: April 19th, 2023 2:48 PM Author: chestnut casino giraffe 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#46206733) |
|
Date: April 19th, 2023 2:42 PM Author: contagious address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#46206694) |
|
Date: April 23rd, 2024 2:52 AM Author: snowy piazza (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#47603587) |
|
Date: April 23rd, 2024 3:12 AM Author: Magenta principal's office ape (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#47603607) |
|
Date: April 30th, 2024 7:55 AM Author: aphrodisiac misanthropic shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#47620711) |
|
Date: April 30th, 2024 8:39 AM Author: Infuriating hot box office police squad (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#47620846) |
|
Date: April 30th, 2024 10:04 AM Author: poppy pozpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#47620946) |
|
Date: August 26th, 2025 9:14 AM Author: WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#49213068) |
|
Date: August 26th, 2025 9:17 AM Author: Eric L Bumpus, 4409 Rawlins St, Dallas, TX 75219 (✅🍑) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#49213074) |
Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:28 PM Author: crystalline exciting affirmative action mediation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#45736856) |
|
Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:29 PM Author: laughsome pale shitlib gas station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#45736859) |
|
Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:31 PM Author: contagious address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#45736872) |
|
Date: January 3rd, 2023 6:38 PM Author: contagious address (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#45736908) |
|
Date: January 4th, 2023 9:01 AM Author: Diverse antidepressant drug https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrux3ot6eLI (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#45739167) |
|
Date: January 4th, 2023 9:59 AM Author: khaki dog poop school SBF just retained “Butter & Bread LLP,” 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#45739289) |
|
Date: January 4th, 2023 10:05 AM Author: cyan floppy internal respiration (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#45739308) |
|
Date: April 23rd, 2024 4:53 AM Author: Ocher Preventive Strike Mental Disorder (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#47603641) |
|
Date: January 4th, 2023 10:02 AM Author: Soggy mewling resort hunting ground (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#45739301) |
|
Date: January 4th, 2023 10:11 AM Author: Lavender useless brakes The story had me at first but lost me without a plot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#45739348) |
|
Date: January 4th, 2023 10:26 AM Author: Lascivious stag film ratface (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#45739457) |
|
Date: January 4th, 2023 10:53 AM Author: crystalline exciting affirmative action mediation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#45739630) |
|
Date: January 4th, 2023 5:36 PM Author: crystalline exciting affirmative action mediation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#45742027) |
|
Date: January 6th, 2023 10:54 AM Author: crystalline exciting affirmative action mediation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#45750389) |
|
Date: January 24th, 2023 1:53 PM Author: crystalline exciting affirmative action mediation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#45835222) |
|
Date: December 27th, 2023 1:24 PM Author: crystalline exciting affirmative action mediation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#47219210) |
|
Date: December 27th, 2023 1:43 PM Author: crawly mentally impaired station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#47219260) |
|
Date: February 7th, 2024 2:00 PM Author: crystalline exciting affirmative action mediation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#47376237) |
|
Date: February 7th, 2024 2:01 PM Author: laughsome pale shitlib gas station (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#47376245) |
|
Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:55 AM Author: crystalline exciting affirmative action mediation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#47603827) |
|
Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:57 AM Author: Stimulating effete state foreskin Shit thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#47603834) |
|
Date: April 23rd, 2024 9:58 AM Author: crystalline exciting affirmative action mediation QUotemo positivity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#47603842) |
|
Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:00 AM Author: Appetizing pistol quadroon (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#47603847) |
|
Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:44 AM Author: multi-colored faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#47604038) |
|
Date: April 23rd, 2024 10:48 AM Author: cyan floppy internal respiration (rat) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#47604053) |
|
Date: August 26th, 2025 9:15 AM Author: WHEN I STARTED TO SQUEEZE THE BAR BROTHER (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#49213069) |
|
Date: April 23rd, 2024 11:05 AM Author: silver apoplectic windowlicker church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#47604067) |
|
Date: April 30th, 2024 8:31 AM Author: silver apoplectic windowlicker church The best trial attorneys I've ever seen (both prosbros and defbros) all do stuff like this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#47620822) |
|
Date: April 30th, 2024 9:07 AM Author: aphrodisiac misanthropic shrine it's funny listening to eggheads talk about jury shit when the most successful trial attorneys are just charismatic bros. also so much of trial and legal theory is about a "reasonable jury" when they're fucking retarded. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#47620882) |
|
Date: April 30th, 2024 9:55 AM Author: multi-colored faggot firefighter when i was in law school we had a bunch of inner city kids as the jury in this trial advocacy class i took. my side won the case and the jury all said they were on the fence until they heard my closing argument. the other side iirc was going on and on about the legal standard (i think it was a defamation case) but i did some tv lawyer bullshit where i just talked about other bs and "fairness" and whatever. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#47620919) |
|
Date: April 30th, 2024 10:02 AM Author: aphrodisiac misanthropic shrine (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#47620938) |
|
Date: April 30th, 2024 10:26 AM Author: cyan floppy internal respiration (slimshadymantp) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#47621001) |
|
Date: August 26th, 2025 9:10 AM Author: kevin eubanks and the tonight show band (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5264284&forum_id=2...id.#49213065) |