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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
glassy bearded kitchen
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
cerebral pistol
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
Brilliant nursing home
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
Kink-friendly Hell Friendly Grandma
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
red cowardly tanning salon codepig
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
glassy bearded kitchen
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
red cowardly tanning salon codepig
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
Kink-friendly Hell Friendly Grandma
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
red cowardly tanning salon codepig
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
Kink-friendly Hell Friendly Grandma
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
red cowardly tanning salon codepig
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
Kink-friendly Hell Friendly Grandma
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
red cowardly tanning salon codepig
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
glassy bearded kitchen
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
red cowardly tanning salon codepig
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
Kink-friendly Hell Friendly Grandma
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
red cowardly tanning salon codepig
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
Wonderful market circlehead
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
red cowardly tanning salon codepig
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
Wonderful market circlehead
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
red cowardly tanning salon codepig
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
multi-colored goyim gas station
  04/08/25
that's rude
red cowardly tanning salon codepig
  04/08/25
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glassy bearded kitchen
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
boyish macaca station
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
Kink-friendly Hell Friendly Grandma
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
balding stage idea he suggested
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
red cowardly tanning salon codepig
  04/08/25
...
glassy bearded kitchen
  04/08/25
...
red cowardly tanning salon codepig
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
glassy bearded kitchen
  04/09/25
...
glassy bearded kitchen
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
Beady-eyed public bath coffee pot
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
Swashbuckling mahogany prole affirmative action
  04/09/25
Ty
red cowardly tanning salon codepig
  04/09/25
...
Contagious Mentally Impaired Dog Poop
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
Awkward ticket booth
  04/09/25
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red cowardly tanning salon codepig
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
Yellow naked school
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
red cowardly tanning salon codepig
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
red cowardly tanning salon codepig
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
charismatic clown
  05/02/25
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red cowardly tanning salon codepig
  05/12/25
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red cowardly tanning salon codepig
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
red cowardly tanning salon codepig
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
Swashbuckling mahogany prole affirmative action
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
red cowardly tanning salon codepig
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
Wonderful market circlehead
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
red cowardly tanning salon codepig
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
Wonderful market circlehead
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
Laughsome Chapel
  06/03/25
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red cowardly tanning salon codepig
  06/26/25
OP?
red cowardly tanning salon codepig
  06/27/25
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red cowardly tanning salon codepig
  07/09/25
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chandler (retired)
  07/31/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: glassy bearded kitchen

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: cerebral pistol

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Brilliant nursing home

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Hell Friendly Grandma

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: red cowardly tanning salon codepig

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: glassy bearded kitchen

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: red cowardly tanning salon codepig

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Hell Friendly Grandma

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: red cowardly tanning salon codepig

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Hell Friendly Grandma

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: red cowardly tanning salon codepig

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Hell Friendly Grandma

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: red cowardly tanning salon codepig

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: glassy bearded kitchen

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: red cowardly tanning salon codepig

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Hell Friendly Grandma

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: red cowardly tanning salon codepig

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: Wonderful market circlehead

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: red cowardly tanning salon codepig

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Wonderful market circlehead

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: red cowardly tanning salon codepig

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: multi-colored goyim gas station

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: red cowardly tanning salon codepig

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: glassy bearded kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: boyish macaca station

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Hell Friendly Grandma

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: balding stage idea he suggested

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: red cowardly tanning salon codepig

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: glassy bearded kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48828614)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: red cowardly tanning salon codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48831545)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: glassy bearded kitchen

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: glassy bearded kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48834706)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Beady-eyed public bath coffee pot

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: Swashbuckling mahogany prole affirmative action

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: red cowardly tanning salon codepig

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: Contagious Mentally Impaired Dog Poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48834725)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Awkward ticket booth

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: red cowardly tanning salon codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48839458)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: Yellow naked school

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: red cowardly tanning salon codepig

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: red cowardly tanning salon codepig

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: charismatic clown

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: red cowardly tanning salon codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48923565)



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: red cowardly tanning salon codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48951746)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: red cowardly tanning salon codepig

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: Swashbuckling mahogany prole affirmative action

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: red cowardly tanning salon codepig

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: Wonderful market circlehead

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: red cowardly tanning salon codepig

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: Wonderful market circlehead

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: Laughsome Chapel

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: red cowardly tanning salon codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#49051261)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: red cowardly tanning salon codepig

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#49054793)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: red cowardly tanning salon codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#49087305)



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Date: July 31st, 2025 10:39 AM
Author: chandler (retired)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2...id.#49145215)