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went to the hospital via ambulance last night

10/10 back pain that was radiating toward the front of my ch...
talented house
  06/06/25
Did they check your blood pressure?
violent cream parlour
  06/06/25
yeah, it was a bit elevated. but all of my tests came back n...
talented house
  06/06/25
No they don't check blood pressure in that kind of situation
Glassy soggy parlor
  06/06/25
lol, can’t tell if flame
High-end Lavender Public Bath Idea He Suggested
  06/06/25
They check blood pressure for literally everything
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  06/06/25
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effete cheese-eating stead
  06/06/25
Also, this is 40.
violent cream parlour
  06/06/25
I didn't mind the fentanyl I got on the ambulance. I went fr...
talented house
  06/06/25
if TSINAH/benzo arc goes to TSINAH also becoming a birdshit ...
judgmental sandwich friendly grandma
  06/06/25
LJL that will never happen. I hate opiates/opioids and have ...
talented house
  06/06/25
Oxy after my hemorrhoidectomy felt fantastic. I can’t ...
vigorous primrose institution
  06/06/25
I had oxy after my knee surgery. Absolutely hated it and I c...
talented house
  06/07/25
You shit all over the Natural History Museum?
cracking stain
  06/07/25
The handicapped stall by the entrance after the ticket booth
talented house
  06/07/25
twist. you cant make this stuff up
heady aqua stage sex offender
  06/06/25
u should really get ur weight in check my dude, not even try...
judgmental sandwich friendly grandma
  06/06/25
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effete cheese-eating stead
  06/06/25
maintaining average weight is the secret to life
heady aqua stage sex offender
  06/06/25
Why the ambulance? Didn't we resolve in that thread a while ...
Shivering thriller indian lodge kitty
  06/06/25
I couldn't move from the back pain
talented house
  06/06/25
Damn
Shivering thriller indian lodge kitty
  06/06/25
That's like a $10,000 bill.
effete cheese-eating stead
  06/06/25
not including tip
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Narrow-minded International Law Enforcement Agency Address
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I’m sure he’ll pay it promptly
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violent cream parlour
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cracking stain
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bateful state boltzmann
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LOL
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cracking stain
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he can pay in installments using klarna
excitant slimy center crotch
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He can profit by running it through the insurance at each of...
Frisky Potus Toaster
  06/06/25
were you admitted or ><>dingfagged<><> ...
Vibrant tattoo property
  06/06/25
dingfagged with prescription advil
talented house
  06/06/25
terrible. love you man want the best. pay your useless ambul...
Vibrant tattoo property
  06/06/25
LJL I have insurance
talented house
  06/06/25
are u gonna sue them saying it was a medical emergency when ...
cracking stain
  06/06/25
You need to hit tsinah up with a pls respond. Notice I just ...
Vibrant tattoo property
  06/06/25
What caused it? Every time I've had terrible back pain it wa...
effete cheese-eating stead
  06/06/25
I must've pulled something when I was moving dirt over the w...
talented house
  06/06/25
Dirte tp is moving?
heady aqua stage sex offender
  06/06/25
Is “moving dirt” your euphemism for taking a mas...
jet-lagged curious indirect expression
  06/06/25
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tripping market cuckold
  06/06/25
same, and pain shows up the next day and just stays in the b...
heady aqua stage sex offender
  06/06/25
u cant, ur back
adventurous maroon piazza
  06/06/25
glad everything turned out alright.
Offensive ticket booth messiness
  06/06/25
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Pale swashbuckling box office toilet seat
  06/06/25
um, why did you think it was pulmonary embolism?
aphrodisiac cobalt tank theater
  06/06/25
the location and sharpness of pain
talented house
  06/06/25
ljl were you short of breath? heart attack far likelier give...
aphrodisiac cobalt tank theater
  06/06/25
Drawing a normal breath is definitely a "I can't, my ba...
floppy coral wagecucks
  06/06/25
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talented house
  06/06/25
Expected disco to be the OP
Out-of-control mood
  06/06/25
both are fat birdshits that have been wined and dined by CSL...
tan godawful depressive
  06/06/25
Did you ever watch any of his court videos? TSINAH is at lea...
Exciting shitlib
  06/06/25
Stunned this wasn’t a disco fries thread
jet-lagged curious indirect expression
  06/06/25
Expected it to be a kidney stone
Smoky crackhouse useless brakes
  06/06/25
sounds scary as shit, thoughts of death race through ur mind...
french contagious striped hyena
  06/06/25
The HOG was on the toilet
rough-skinned meetinghouse queen of the night
  06/06/25
Did they check your prostate? the 'ol 'trauma handshake'?
buff twisted athletic conference
  06/06/25
Thank god they didn't. One of my chiropractor buds told me a...
talented house
  06/07/25


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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: talented house

10/10 back pain that was radiating toward the front of my chest. they thought it was a pulmonary embolism at first. turns out it was just back pain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991819)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: violent cream parlour

Did they check your blood pressure?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991822)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:00 AM
Author: talented house

yeah, it was a bit elevated. but all of my tests came back negative, including the CT and chest x-ray

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991831)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: Glassy soggy parlor

No they don't check blood pressure in that kind of situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991994)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: High-end Lavender Public Bath Idea He Suggested

lol, can’t tell if flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48992068)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: Narrow-minded International Law Enforcement Agency Address

They check blood pressure for literally everything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48992339)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Pale swashbuckling box office toilet seat



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:58 PM
Author: effete cheese-eating stead



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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:58 AM
Author: violent cream parlour

Also, this is 40.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991823)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: talented house

I didn't mind the fentanyl I got on the ambulance. I went from 10/10 pain to 0/10 pain almost instantly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991833)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: judgmental sandwich friendly grandma

if TSINAH/benzo arc goes to TSINAH also becoming a birdshit junkie i will laugh so hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991838)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: talented house

LJL that will never happen. I hate opiates/opioids and have only had them twice in my life: once when I had knee surgery and the other time last night. Yeah, it took the pain away, but it also wasn't a feeling I'd like to repeat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991848)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: vigorous primrose institution

Oxy after my hemorrhoidectomy felt fantastic. I can’t imagine not liking that feeling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48992346)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: talented house

I had oxy after my knee surgery. Absolutely hated it and I couldn't shit for a week until one day for no reason at all It Happened on the 26th day of the month of July in the 2016th year of our Lord at the American Museum of Natural History in NYC. That moment was unforgettable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48994548)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: cracking stain

You shit all over the Natural History Museum?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48994549)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: talented house

The handicapped stall by the entrance after the ticket booth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48994583)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: heady aqua stage sex offender

twist. you cant make this stuff up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991851)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: judgmental sandwich friendly grandma

u should really get ur weight in check my dude, not even trying to insult you like i usually am

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991834)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: effete cheese-eating stead



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: heady aqua stage sex offender

maintaining average weight is the secret to life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991854)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Shivering thriller indian lodge kitty

Why the ambulance? Didn't we resolve in that thread a while back that you just need aspirin, and start the drive to the hospital asap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991837)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: talented house

I couldn't move from the back pain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991845)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Shivering thriller indian lodge kitty

Damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991853)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: effete cheese-eating stead

That's like a $10,000 bill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991846)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: heady aqua stage sex offender

not including tip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991855)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: violet federal dog poop church building



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:09 AM
Author: cracking stain



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: aphrodisiac cobalt tank theater



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Narrow-minded International Law Enforcement Agency Address



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: rough-skinned meetinghouse queen of the night

I’m sure he’ll pay it promptly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991900)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: violent cream parlour



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: cracking stain



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: judgmental sandwich friendly grandma



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: aphrodisiac cobalt tank theater



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: sadistic mexican native



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: tan godawful depressive



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:53 AM
Author: Glassy soggy parlor



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: High-end Lavender Public Bath Idea He Suggested



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Out-of-control mood



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: aromatic very tactful ratface



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:35 AM
Author: jet-lagged curious indirect expression



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Exciting shitlib



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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: Bronze set



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Frisky Potus Toaster



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: bateful state boltzmann



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Date: June 7th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: mind-boggling lemon regret

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48994925)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: Fragrant indecent gunner antidepressant drug



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: cracking stain



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: excitant slimy center crotch

he can pay in installments using klarna

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991963)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: Frisky Potus Toaster

He can profit by running it through the insurance at each of his three jobs!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48992400)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Vibrant tattoo property

were you admitted or ><>dingfagged<><> and they gave you aspirin or some shit. please respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991847)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: talented house

dingfagged with prescription advil

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991852)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: Vibrant tattoo property

terrible. love you man want the best. pay your useless ambulance bill of $10,000 and don't put it on us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991913)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: talented house

LJL I have insurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991917)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: cracking stain

are u gonna sue them saying it was a medical emergency when they inevitably refuse to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991989)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: Vibrant tattoo property

You need to hit tsinah up with a pls respond. Notice I just put it in my initial post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48992100)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: effete cheese-eating stead

What caused it? Every time I've had terrible back pain it was because I pulled something or was doing a bunch of unusual movements the previous day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991850)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: talented house

I must've pulled something when I was moving dirt over the weekend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991856)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: heady aqua stage sex offender

Dirte tp is moving?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991863)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: jet-lagged curious indirect expression

Is “moving dirt” your euphemism for taking a massive toilet-destroying shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48992116)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: tripping market cuckold



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: heady aqua stage sex offender

same, and pain shows up the next day and just stays in the back area. radiating pain sounds like you pulled a nerve or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991858)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: adventurous maroon piazza

u cant, ur back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991903)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Offensive ticket booth messiness

glad everything turned out alright.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991957)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Pale swashbuckling box office toilet seat



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: aphrodisiac cobalt tank theater

um, why did you think it was pulmonary embolism?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991966)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: talented house

the location and sharpness of pain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991976)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: aphrodisiac cobalt tank theater

ljl were you short of breath? heart attack far likelier given the scenario.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991997)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: floppy coral wagecucks

Drawing a normal breath is definitely a "I can't, my back" situation for bad backmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48992203)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: talented house



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Out-of-control mood

Expected disco to be the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48992077)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: tan godawful depressive

both are fat birdshits that have been wined and dined by CSLG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48992082)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:46 AM
Author: Exciting shitlib

Did you ever watch any of his court videos? TSINAH is at least as fat as DF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48992139)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: jet-lagged curious indirect expression

Stunned this wasn’t a disco fries thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48992105)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Smoky crackhouse useless brakes

Expected it to be a kidney stone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48992795)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: french contagious striped hyena

sounds scary as shit, thoughts of death race through ur mind? did u have anyone to help u get medical assistance/advice before the ambulance arrived?

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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: rough-skinned meetinghouse queen of the night

The HOG was on the toilet

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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: buff twisted athletic conference

Did they check your prostate? the 'ol 'trauma handshake'?

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Date: June 7th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: talented house

Thank god they didn't. One of my chiropractor buds told me about the ol' trauma handshake where they shove their hand into your ass, grab your prostate, and simultaneously squeeze your dick. It's apparently a test to see if you're alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48994921)