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Hypo: $100MM but "The Impression That I Get" plays everytime you leave house

For the rest of your life, every time you step foot outside ...
Burgundy Son Of Senegal
  07/20/17
is there any kind of installment plan available?
Khaki disgusting french chef macaca
  07/20/17
Waddled here
floppy national affirmative action
  07/20/17
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Burgundy Son Of Senegal
  07/20/17
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apoplectic crimson azn faggot firefighter
  07/20/17
lol literally cracked up at how random this hypo is.
pea-brained scourge upon the earth mediation
  07/20/17
The kooky hypos are one of the best things about xoxo
floppy national affirmative action
  07/20/17
The "$$$ _____ but _______ every time you leave your ho...
Lime digit ratio
  07/20/17
I would definitely take that one and would masturbate 3x a d...
floppy national affirmative action
  07/20/17
This. Would be so 180 to jerk to porn at 230 am.
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  10/18/21
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talented feces market
  07/20/17
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odious haunted graveyard
  07/20/17
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Dark theater stage
  07/20/17
Will take. I can live in my mansion most of the time and br...
odious haunted graveyard
  07/20/17
$100 MM to become a recluse? What's the catch?
Exhilarant green stead
  07/20/17
One clarification: if you move residences in the future, wou...
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  07/20/17
Titcq
apoplectic crimson azn faggot firefighter
  07/20/17
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Adulterous keepsake machete
  03/02/18
Yes.
Burgundy Son Of Senegal
  08/01/17
Id do this for 0$
Swashbuckling walnut kitty foreskin
  07/20/17
how about same hypo but it's Kiss From a Rose by Seal and on...
iridescent gaping indian lodge
  07/20/17
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Chartreuse stimulating whorehouse community account
  07/20/17
Still can't afford $2 Million. Is there a payment plan?
Exhilarant green stead
  07/20/17
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Burgundy Son Of Senegal
  08/01/17
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Chartreuse stimulating whorehouse community account
  07/20/17
After spending more time thinking about this hypo than any h...
floppy national affirmative action
  08/01/17
...
Burgundy Son Of Senegal
  09/18/17
do i also get to live in 1994?
Hairraiser Brunch Ceo
  09/18/17
cq
Fear-inspiring cordovan shitlib cumskin
  09/18/17
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startling idea he suggested old irish cottage
  09/04/21
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Burgundy Son Of Senegal
  03/02/18
Can you add on to current residence and does your backyard c...
Diverse peach plaza
  03/02/18
No (well you can add on but the song will play if you step i...
Burgundy Son Of Senegal
  03/02/18
kind of a gay clarification
Crawly kitty cat base
  03/02/18
CURRENT RESIDENCE. It's not a challenging hypo if you can go...
Burgundy Son Of Senegal
  03/02/18
i'd buy a massive house and become a recluse. probably becom...
opaque trailer park
  03/02/18
(guy who didn't read the thread)
Crawly kitty cat base
  03/02/18
It would be more bearable if cover versions were mixed in as...
Fear-inspiring cordovan shitlib cumskin
  03/02/18
How much to have a suited Ska dancing guy follow me, too?
flatulent locale therapy
  03/02/18
That's a great song. I'd feel like I'm in the beginning of ...
slap-happy shaky karate theater
  03/02/18
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Burgundy Son Of Senegal
  07/24/18
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Burgundy Son Of Senegal
  02/19/19
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Burgundy Son Of Senegal
  10/31/19
id do this for free
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  10/31/19
...
Stirring hell puppy
  09/04/21
Absolutely and I would get disability accommodation wherever...
Razzle-dazzle milk
  09/04/21
i already do this, it's easily a top 5 song of the 90s
Pearly rehab knife
  09/04/21
Can I change it for Len - Steal my Sunshine?
startling idea he suggested old irish cottage
  09/04/21
...
floppy national affirmative action
  06/18/25
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Burgundy Son Of Senegal
  10/18/21
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Stirring hell puppy
  06/23/22
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Stirring hell puppy
  12/14/23
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Stirring hell puppy
  06/18/25
Does the dancing guy follow you everywhere you go if so I...
violent quadroon
  06/18/25
I’m pretty sure he’s currently available for a s...
Amethyst multi-colored jewess
  06/18/25
but where will i get 100MM?
floppy national affirmative action
  06/18/25


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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:12 AM
Author: Burgundy Son Of Senegal

For the rest of your life, every time you step foot outside of your current residence, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones's "The Impression That I Get" plays around you in a kind of a halo. You can try to mute it out with earplugs or your own headset if you'd like. But it will play loudly enough to sound like a fairly loud phone ringtone, albeit in high quality, for people around you. It will stop for three seconds after completion before restarting. It will cease the moment your body is entirely back inside your house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33816105)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:14 AM
Author: Khaki disgusting french chef macaca

is there any kind of installment plan available?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33816115)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:14 AM
Author: floppy national affirmative action

Waddled here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33816119)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:15 AM
Author: Burgundy Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33816122)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:42 PM
Author: apoplectic crimson azn faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33817516)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:15 AM
Author: pea-brained scourge upon the earth mediation

lol literally cracked up at how random this hypo is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33816126)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:16 AM
Author: floppy national affirmative action

The kooky hypos are one of the best things about xoxo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33816132)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:18 AM
Author: Lime digit ratio

The "$$$ _____ but _______ every time you leave your house" is a very good genre in particular. I think I once posted one about a 100-decibel alarm going off every time you masturbate in your home, and your neighbors will be sent a letter explaining exactly what it's about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33816141)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: floppy national affirmative action

I would definitely take that one and would masturbate 3x a day every day just to imagine my neighbors reaction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33816165)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 4:44 PM
Author: electric dysfunction skinny woman

This. Would be so 180 to jerk to porn at 230 am.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#43292170)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: talented feces market



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: odious haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33816170)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: Dark theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33816146)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: odious haunted graveyard

Will take. I can live in my mansion most of the time and bring the party to me. It will be a pain when I do have to go places, but shit-- businesses put up with way worse behavior from the superrich all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33816166)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:40 PM
Author: Exhilarant green stead

$100 MM to become a recluse? What's the catch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33817496)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:41 PM
Author: Crawly kitty cat base

One clarification: if you move residences in the future, would it play non-stop 24/7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33817507)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:43 PM
Author: apoplectic crimson azn faggot firefighter

Titcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33817526)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 3:16 PM
Author: Adulterous keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#35521751)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 12:58 PM
Author: Burgundy Son Of Senegal

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33896385)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:01 PM
Author: Swashbuckling walnut kitty foreskin

Id do this for 0$

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33817697)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:04 PM
Author: iridescent gaping indian lodge

how about same hypo but it's Kiss From a Rose by Seal and only $2 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33817737)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:05 PM
Author: Chartreuse stimulating whorehouse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33817747)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: Exhilarant green stead

Still can't afford $2 Million. Is there a payment plan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33817760)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 12:58 PM
Author: Burgundy Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33896387)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:05 PM
Author: Chartreuse stimulating whorehouse community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33817743)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 2:53 PM
Author: floppy national affirmative action

After spending more time thinking about this hypo than any human being should, i have decided i would definitely take the 100MM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#33897078)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 9:51 AM
Author: Burgundy Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#34234787)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 10:00 AM
Author: Hairraiser Brunch Ceo

do i also get to live in 1994?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#34234802)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 10:31 AM
Author: Fear-inspiring cordovan shitlib cumskin

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#34234987)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:53 PM
Author: startling idea he suggested old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#43063359)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:36 PM
Author: Burgundy Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#35521455)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: Diverse peach plaza

Can you add on to current residence and does your backyard count as being in your residence?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#35521481)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:41 PM
Author: Burgundy Son Of Senegal

No (well you can add on but the song will play if you step into your addition) and no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#35521489)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: Crawly kitty cat base

kind of a gay clarification

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#35521502)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: Burgundy Son Of Senegal

CURRENT RESIDENCE. It's not a challenging hypo if you can go purchase a yuuuuge add-on and chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#35521512)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: opaque trailer park

i'd buy a massive house and become a recluse. probably become a writer. maybe show up for appearance fees at shit like comic con because of my condition. also because no one knows how i got this condition, i'd sue the shit out of mighty mighty bosstones, their manager, and record label saying it's their fault

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#35521504)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: Crawly kitty cat base

(guy who didn't read the thread)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#35521509)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:47 PM
Author: Fear-inspiring cordovan shitlib cumskin

It would be more bearable if cover versions were mixed in as well. Like some bossa nova remixes, a trad jazz take

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyAF5CPD6aE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#35521529)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: flatulent locale therapy

How much to have a suited Ska dancing guy follow me, too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#35521703)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: slap-happy shaky karate theater

That's a great song. I'd feel like I'm in the beginning of a Ben Stiller rom com all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#35521729)



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Date: July 24th, 2018 7:56 PM
Author: Burgundy Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#36489749)



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Date: February 19th, 2019 4:42 PM
Author: Burgundy Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#37809495)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 1:39 PM
Author: Burgundy Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#39053162)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 1:47 PM
Author: Swashbuckling walnut kitty foreskin

id do this for free

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#39053200)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:40 PM
Author: Stirring hell puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#43063314)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:47 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle milk

Absolutely and I would get disability accommodation wherever I went.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#43063338)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:48 PM
Author: Pearly rehab knife

i already do this, it's easily a top 5 song of the 90s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#43063341)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: startling idea he suggested old irish cottage

Can I change it for Len - Steal my Sunshine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#43063369)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: floppy national affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#49028087)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 3:53 PM
Author: Burgundy Son Of Senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#43291843)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 6:18 PM
Author: Stirring hell puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#44730423)



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Date: December 14th, 2023 10:51 AM
Author: Stirring hell puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#47169735)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 8:51 AM
Author: Stirring hell puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#49027764)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: violent quadroon

Does the dancing guy follow you everywhere you go

if so I'm sold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#49027831)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Amethyst multi-colored jewess

I’m pretty sure he’s currently available for a small fraction of your $100M, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#49028138)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: floppy national affirmative action

but where will i get 100MM?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2...id.#49027937)