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went to the hospital via ambulance last night

10/10 back pain that was radiating toward the front of my ch...
brass misunderstood station
  06/06/25
Did they check your blood pressure?
garnet house striped hyena
  06/06/25
yeah, it was a bit elevated. but all of my tests came back n...
brass misunderstood station
  06/06/25
No they don't check blood pressure in that kind of situation
racy purple wagecucks
  06/06/25
lol, can’t tell if flame
slippery crackhouse coffee pot
  06/06/25
They check blood pressure for literally everything
Sooty Round Eye
  06/06/25
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chestnut kitty cat
  06/06/25
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flesh exhilarant site sandwich
  06/06/25
Also, this is 40.
garnet house striped hyena
  06/06/25
I didn't mind the fentanyl I got on the ambulance. I went fr...
brass misunderstood station
  06/06/25
if TSINAH/benzo arc goes to TSINAH also becoming a birdshit ...
Lilac Flatulent Foreskin Native
  06/06/25
LJL that will never happen. I hate opiates/opioids and have ...
brass misunderstood station
  06/06/25
Oxy after my hemorrhoidectomy felt fantastic. I can’t ...
Citrine lascivious kitty telephone
  06/06/25
I had oxy after my knee surgery. Absolutely hated it and I c...
brass misunderstood station
  06/07/25
You shit all over the Natural History Museum?
House-broken Know-it-all Feces Brunch
  06/07/25
The handicapped stall by the entrance after the ticket booth
brass misunderstood station
  06/07/25
twist. you cant make this stuff up
startling trip jewess
  06/06/25
u should really get ur weight in check my dude, not even try...
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  06/06/25
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flesh exhilarant site sandwich
  06/06/25
maintaining average weight is the secret to life
startling trip jewess
  06/06/25
Why the ambulance? Didn't we resolve in that thread a while ...
effete space coldplay fan
  06/06/25
I couldn't move from the back pain
brass misunderstood station
  06/06/25
Damn
effete space coldplay fan
  06/06/25
That's like a $10,000 bill.
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  06/06/25
not including tip
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I’m sure he’ll pay it promptly
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Aggressive Locus
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LOL
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  06/27/25
he can pay in installments using klarna
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  06/06/25
He can profit by running it through the insurance at each of...
frum pearly main people field
  06/06/25
were you admitted or ><>dingfagged<><> ...
stimulating fanboi
  06/06/25
dingfagged with prescription advil
brass misunderstood station
  06/06/25
terrible. love you man want the best. pay your useless ambul...
stimulating fanboi
  06/06/25
LJL I have insurance
brass misunderstood station
  06/06/25
are u gonna sue them saying it was a medical emergency when ...
House-broken Know-it-all Feces Brunch
  06/06/25
You need to hit tsinah up with a pls respond. Notice I just ...
stimulating fanboi
  06/06/25
What caused it? Every time I've had terrible back pain it wa...
flesh exhilarant site sandwich
  06/06/25
I must've pulled something when I was moving dirt over the w...
brass misunderstood station
  06/06/25
Dirte tp is moving?
startling trip jewess
  06/06/25
Is “moving dirt” your euphemism for taking a mas...
Massive internet-worthy psychic
  06/06/25
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cruel-hearted dilemma
  06/06/25
same, and pain shows up the next day and just stays in the b...
startling trip jewess
  06/06/25
u cant, ur back
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  06/06/25
glad everything turned out alright.
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  06/06/25
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chestnut kitty cat
  06/06/25
um, why did you think it was pulmonary embolism?
Chocolate Casino
  06/06/25
the location and sharpness of pain
brass misunderstood station
  06/06/25
ljl were you short of breath? heart attack far likelier give...
Chocolate Casino
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Drawing a normal breath is definitely a "I can't, my ba...
Chest-beating Principal's Office
  06/06/25
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brass misunderstood station
  06/06/25
Expected disco to be the OP
passionate reading party
  06/06/25
both are fat birdshits that have been wined and dined by CSL...
Lemon marketing idea
  06/06/25
Did you ever watch any of his court videos? TSINAH is at lea...
dashing obsidian church building
  06/06/25
Stunned this wasn’t a disco fries thread
Massive internet-worthy psychic
  06/06/25
Expected it to be a kidney stone
boyish church
  06/06/25
sounds scary as shit, thoughts of death race through ur mind...
dead nowag
  06/06/25
The HOG was on the toilet
appetizing center friendly grandma
  06/06/25
Did they check your prostate? the 'ol 'trauma handshake'?
Claret chapel
  06/06/25
Thank god they didn't. One of my chiropractor buds told me a...
brass misunderstood station
  06/07/25


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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: brass misunderstood station

10/10 back pain that was radiating toward the front of my chest. they thought it was a pulmonary embolism at first. turns out it was just back pain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991819)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: garnet house striped hyena

Did they check your blood pressure?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991822)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:00 AM
Author: brass misunderstood station

yeah, it was a bit elevated. but all of my tests came back negative, including the CT and chest x-ray

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991831)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: racy purple wagecucks

No they don't check blood pressure in that kind of situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991994)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: slippery crackhouse coffee pot

lol, can’t tell if flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48992068)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: Sooty Round Eye

They check blood pressure for literally everything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48992339)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: chestnut kitty cat



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:58 PM
Author: flesh exhilarant site sandwich



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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:58 AM
Author: garnet house striped hyena

Also, this is 40.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991823)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: brass misunderstood station

I didn't mind the fentanyl I got on the ambulance. I went from 10/10 pain to 0/10 pain almost instantly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991833)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Lilac Flatulent Foreskin Native

if TSINAH/benzo arc goes to TSINAH also becoming a birdshit junkie i will laugh so hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991838)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: brass misunderstood station

LJL that will never happen. I hate opiates/opioids and have only had them twice in my life: once when I had knee surgery and the other time last night. Yeah, it took the pain away, but it also wasn't a feeling I'd like to repeat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991848)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: Citrine lascivious kitty telephone

Oxy after my hemorrhoidectomy felt fantastic. I can’t imagine not liking that feeling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48992346)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: brass misunderstood station

I had oxy after my knee surgery. Absolutely hated it and I couldn't shit for a week until one day for no reason at all It Happened on the 26th day of the month of July in the 2016th year of our Lord at the American Museum of Natural History in NYC. That moment was unforgettable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48994548)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: House-broken Know-it-all Feces Brunch

You shit all over the Natural History Museum?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48994549)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: brass misunderstood station

The handicapped stall by the entrance after the ticket booth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48994583)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: startling trip jewess

twist. you cant make this stuff up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991851)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Lilac Flatulent Foreskin Native

u should really get ur weight in check my dude, not even trying to insult you like i usually am

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991834)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: flesh exhilarant site sandwich



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: startling trip jewess

maintaining average weight is the secret to life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991854)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: effete space coldplay fan

Why the ambulance? Didn't we resolve in that thread a while back that you just need aspirin, and start the drive to the hospital asap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991837)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: brass misunderstood station

I couldn't move from the back pain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991845)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: effete space coldplay fan

Damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991853)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: flesh exhilarant site sandwich

That's like a $10,000 bill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991846)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: startling trip jewess

not including tip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991855)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: electric potus parlour



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:09 AM
Author: House-broken Know-it-all Feces Brunch



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: Chocolate Casino



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Sooty Round Eye



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: appetizing center friendly grandma

I’m sure he’ll pay it promptly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991900)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: garnet house striped hyena



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: House-broken Know-it-all Feces Brunch



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Lilac Flatulent Foreskin Native



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:42 AM
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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:48 AM
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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:51 AM
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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:53 AM
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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: slippery crackhouse coffee pot



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: passionate reading party



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Concupiscible Piazza



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:35 AM
Author: Massive internet-worthy psychic



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: dashing obsidian church building



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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: Learning disabled cerebral parlor



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: frum pearly main people field



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: Aggressive Locus



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Date: June 7th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: irate stead associate

LOL

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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:37 PM
Author: hyperactive preventive strike macaca



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: House-broken Know-it-all Feces Brunch



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: splenetic aqua community account

he can pay in installments using klarna

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991963)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: frum pearly main people field

He can profit by running it through the insurance at each of his three jobs!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48992400)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: stimulating fanboi

were you admitted or ><>dingfagged<><> and they gave you aspirin or some shit. please respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991847)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: brass misunderstood station

dingfagged with prescription advil

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: stimulating fanboi

terrible. love you man want the best. pay your useless ambulance bill of $10,000 and don't put it on us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991913)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: brass misunderstood station

LJL I have insurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991917)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: House-broken Know-it-all Feces Brunch

are u gonna sue them saying it was a medical emergency when they inevitably refuse to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991989)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: stimulating fanboi

You need to hit tsinah up with a pls respond. Notice I just put it in my initial post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48992100)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: flesh exhilarant site sandwich

What caused it? Every time I've had terrible back pain it was because I pulled something or was doing a bunch of unusual movements the previous day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991850)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: brass misunderstood station

I must've pulled something when I was moving dirt over the weekend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991856)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: startling trip jewess

Dirte tp is moving?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991863)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Massive internet-worthy psychic

Is “moving dirt” your euphemism for taking a massive toilet-destroying shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48992116)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: cruel-hearted dilemma



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: startling trip jewess

same, and pain shows up the next day and just stays in the back area. radiating pain sounds like you pulled a nerve or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991858)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: out-of-control mad-dog skullcap stag film

u cant, ur back

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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: cocky rambunctious rigpig genital piercing

glad everything turned out alright.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991957)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: chestnut kitty cat



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: Chocolate Casino

um, why did you think it was pulmonary embolism?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991966)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: brass misunderstood station

the location and sharpness of pain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991976)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: Chocolate Casino

ljl were you short of breath? heart attack far likelier given the scenario.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48991997)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Chest-beating Principal's Office

Drawing a normal breath is definitely a "I can't, my back" situation for bad backmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48992203)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: brass misunderstood station



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: passionate reading party

Expected disco to be the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48992077)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Lemon marketing idea

both are fat birdshits that have been wined and dined by CSLG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48992082)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:46 AM
Author: dashing obsidian church building

Did you ever watch any of his court videos? TSINAH is at least as fat as DF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48992139)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: Massive internet-worthy psychic

Stunned this wasn’t a disco fries thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48992105)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: boyish church

Expected it to be a kidney stone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48992795)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: dead nowag

sounds scary as shit, thoughts of death race through ur mind? did u have anyone to help u get medical assistance/advice before the ambulance arrived?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48992906)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: appetizing center friendly grandma

The HOG was on the toilet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48993017)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: Claret chapel

Did they check your prostate? the 'ol 'trauma handshake'?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48993047)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: brass misunderstood station

Thank god they didn't. One of my chiropractor buds told me about the ol' trauma handshake where they shove their hand into your ass, grab your prostate, and simultaneously squeeze your dick. It's apparently a test to see if you're alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2...id.#48994921)