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This Bezos-Alive Girl wedding is a giant stain on humanity, IMHO

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Mischievous Hall
  06/27/25
i support islam now
Anal Clown
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electric kitty
  06/27/25
second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you...
jet-lagged parlour private investor
  06/27/25
it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.
Mischievous Hall
  06/27/25
i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fuck...
jet-lagged parlour private investor
  06/27/25
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bull headed heaven
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dull patrolman idea he suggested
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talking aromatic trailer park french chef
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Thirsty native tattoo
  06/27/25
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Thirsty native tattoo
  06/27/25
The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a...
Lilac Thriller Indirect Expression
  06/27/25
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godawful shrine
  06/27/25
It is one of those preposterous things that actually happene...
dull patrolman idea he suggested
  06/27/25
wtf is an alive girl
hairraiser property striped hyena
  06/27/25
A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they...
dull patrolman idea he suggested
  06/27/25
i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a ...
jet-lagged parlour private investor
  06/27/25
lol, tyft
dull patrolman idea he suggested
  06/27/25
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Federal Boyish Messiness
  06/27/25
It's both
amethyst stead filthpig
  06/27/25
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talking aromatic trailer park french chef
  06/27/25
Same. Never understood the phrase until now.
cerise provocative kitty cat
  06/27/25
I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corps...
excitant ape
  06/28/25
do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never ...
Anal Clown
  06/27/25
(guy posting on xo under a pumo)
onyx market
  06/27/25
lmfao
hairraiser property striped hyena
  06/27/25
Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts
Blue Exciting University
  06/27/25
i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who d...
talking aromatic trailer park french chef
  06/27/25
Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it wa...
Blue Exciting University
  06/27/25
lmao
Thirsty native tattoo
  06/27/25
holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck budd...
jet-lagged parlour private investor
  06/27/25
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Medicated piazza goyim
  06/28/25
It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos ...
Thirsty native tattoo
  06/27/25
Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love th...
Impressive locale
  06/27/25
It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of...
Thirsty native tattoo
  06/27/25
She is slightly older and not hotter.
dull patrolman idea he suggested
  06/27/25
is that whats' so offensive about it?
Impressive locale
  06/27/25
Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.
dull patrolman idea he suggested
  06/27/25
the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divor...
talking aromatic trailer park french chef
  06/27/25
He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved h...
Blue Exciting University
  06/27/25
absolutely devastating
Thirsty native tattoo
  06/27/25
she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh...
talking aromatic trailer park french chef
  06/27/25
He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, ...
titillating knife whorehouse
  06/27/25
TiTscR
Lascivious Bistre Step-uncle's House Sex Offender
  06/27/25
Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead be...
Mischievous Hall
  06/27/25
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Mischievous Hall
  06/27/25
And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about
cerise provocative kitty cat
  06/27/25
You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest wo...
fuchsia death wish hospital
  06/27/25
its kind of a representation of America
laughsome dysfunction
  06/27/25
she literally looks like a blow-up doll
Yellow home
  06/27/25
I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like a...
crimson station ceo
  06/27/25
These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more...
fuchsia death wish hospital
  06/27/25
Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanc...
topaz mood
  06/28/25
Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors
excitant ape
  06/28/25
It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos ...
Thirsty native tattoo
  06/27/25
Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit? He's...
crimson station ceo
  06/27/25
It's all about money and connections.
fuchsia death wish hospital
  06/27/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Mischievous Hall



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Anal Clown

i support islam now

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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: electric kitty



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: jet-lagged parlour private investor

second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you want more kids but the boomer versions are an abomination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49054403)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Mischievous Hall

it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49054416)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: jet-lagged parlour private investor

i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fucked 22yo hookers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49054423)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: bull headed heaven



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: dull patrolman idea he suggested



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: talking aromatic trailer park french chef



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: Thirsty native tattoo



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: Thirsty native tattoo



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Lilac Thriller Indirect Expression

The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a couple as they age. But second WEDDINGs on the other hand!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49054785)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: godawful shrine



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: dull patrolman idea he suggested

It is one of those preposterous things that actually happened. Bezos really is an epic cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49054433)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: hairraiser property striped hyena

wtf is an alive girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49054473)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: dull patrolman idea he suggested

A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they started dating, which included him saying that she made made him feel alive and that she's his alive girl. It became a meme as every male instinctively groaned and wondered if they ever did something that bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49054486)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: jet-lagged parlour private investor

i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a reference to the fact that she looks like a re-animated corpse/zombie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49054497)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: dull patrolman idea he suggested

lol, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49054526)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: Federal Boyish Messiness



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: amethyst stead filthpig

It's both

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49054789)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: talking aromatic trailer park french chef



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: cerise provocative kitty cat

Same. Never understood the phrase until now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055374)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: excitant ape

I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corpses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055532)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Anal Clown

do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never heard of this "meme"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49054657)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: onyx market

(guy posting on xo under a pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055176)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: hairraiser property striped hyena

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055173)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Blue Exciting University

Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055219)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: talking aromatic trailer park french chef

i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who did it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055220)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Blue Exciting University

Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it was her

Was just reading contemporaneous articles to remember what happened

Bezos hired PIs to “figure out what happened”, they blamed Saudis of hacking his phone, there was a bit about National Inquirer supposedly blackmailing him.. was a whole soap opera

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055225)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: Thirsty native tattoo

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055259)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: jet-lagged parlour private investor

holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck buddy baby dady. i thought they were at least "married". and he went to the wedding!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49054492)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:40 AM
Author: Medicated piazza goyim



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Thirsty native tattoo

It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos is a 1964 tail-end boomer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49054498)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Impressive locale

Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love this. He's dumping his wife for a younger-ish, hotter-ish chick, living the dream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055180)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Thirsty native tattoo

It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055184)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: dull patrolman idea he suggested

She is slightly older and not hotter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055195)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Impressive locale

is that whats' so offensive about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055196)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: dull patrolman idea he suggested

Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055205)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: talking aromatic trailer park french chef

the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divorced is so you can bang infinite young strange. that's the whole point. and instead bozos goes out and marries the first blown out mud creature he can find -- it's beyond pathetic, a total inversion of the purpose of wealth

at least musk is doing it right, and nick cannon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055208)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Blue Exciting University

He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved him and birthed 4 of his children and who was with him before he had any money.

He threw it all away to be with a used up brown whore literally same age as his ex-wife, who was passed around Hollywood, NBA and NFL, had three children from previous marriages and even with enormous amounts of Botox and plastic surgery barely manages to be a 5.5

Either way you look at it (romantic, wholesome or cynical) this move doesn’t make any sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055244)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Thirsty native tattoo

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055253)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: talking aromatic trailer park french chef

she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh. his laugh is like a braying hyena, it's *horrific* to listen to. he threw that away for gutter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055255)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: titillating knife whorehouse

He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, who undoubtedly had not sucked his cock or initiated sex in 20 years despite him being the richest man in history.

An enthusiastic Latina calling him papi and begging him to fuck get harder and cum on her face is something every guy deserves to experience and I'm happy for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055362)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Lascivious Bistre Step-uncle's House Sex Offender

TiTscR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055375)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Mischievous Hall

Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead bedroom, 4 fucking kids, all the time he spent away from home building Amazon, the romance was likely irreparably dead. You can't just suddenly start doing weird sexual shit when you're roommates for that long. We all would've cheated in his shoes, but the problem is committing again so quickly, and committing to Alive Girl in particular.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055384)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: Mischievous Hall



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: cerise provocative kitty cat

And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055376)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: fuchsia death wish hospital

You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest woman he's ever been with. She put it on him with group sex and round the clock service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055479)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: laughsome dysfunction

its kind of a representation of America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055306)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Yellow home

she literally looks like a blow-up doll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055307)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: crimson station ceo

I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like all the Kardashians.

Don't these people have real friends and family? I can see if the chick was friends with Kris Jenner - but they're also super close with Kendall and Kylie?

The celeb weddings make sense when its George Clooney attending Brad Pitt's wedding since they're coworkers - but this shit is pure vanity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055391)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: fuchsia death wish hospital

These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more money off of each other. This is work for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055481)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: topaz mood

Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanchez have talked to her for more than 10 minutes in their lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055530)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: excitant ape

Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055536)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: Thirsty native tattoo

It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos (MC goy from Miami, adopted) and Gates (upper class WASP) and Zuck (UMC prep school Westchester Jew). They would never.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055408)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: crimson station ceo

Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit?

He's just flying 10 hours hoping to do the electric slide with Bill Gates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055409)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: fuchsia death wish hospital

It's all about money and connections.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2...id.#49055482)