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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts
| Glittery shimmering idiot queen of the night | 08/28/25 |
| iridescent supple theater stage haunted graveyard | 08/28/25 |
| Glittery shimmering idiot queen of the night | 08/28/25 |
| Ultramarine masturbator | 08/28/25 |
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| Honey-headed Free-loading Cumskin | 08/29/25 |
| High-end Lay Generalized Bond | 08/29/25 |
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| Honey-headed Free-loading Cumskin | 08/29/25 |
| lfo | 09/12/25 |
| Sinister theater marketing idea | 08/28/25 |
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| Honey-headed Free-loading Cumskin | 08/28/25 |
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| Underhanded duck-like resort multi-billionaire | 08/28/25 |
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| bisexual space blood rage | 08/29/25 |
| Lavender market wagecucks | 08/29/25 |
| marvelous painfully honest national security agency | 09/01/25 |
| bonkers domesticated old irish cottage | 08/28/25 |
| frozen bateful juggernaut ticket booth | 08/29/25 |
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| High-end Lay Generalized Bond | 08/29/25 |
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| Honey-headed Free-loading Cumskin | 08/29/25 |
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| Honey-headed Free-loading Cumskin | 09/01/25 |
| frozen bateful juggernaut ticket booth | 09/01/25 |
| Honey-headed Free-loading Cumskin | 09/01/25 |
| frozen bateful juggernaut ticket booth | 09/01/25 |
| Honey-headed Free-loading Cumskin | 09/01/25 |
| judgmental dashing mental disorder new version | 09/01/25 |
| Sinister theater marketing idea | 09/01/25 |
| lfo | 09/12/25 |
| startled french parlor | 09/01/25 |
| Sinister theater marketing idea | 09/01/25 |
| Candy Ride | 09/12/25 |
| lfo | 09/12/25 |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM Author: Glittery shimmering idiot queen of the night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49219929) |
Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM Author: iridescent supple theater stage haunted graveyard lol @ the cowboys (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49219931) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM Author: Glittery shimmering idiot queen of the night (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49219934) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM Author: Ultramarine masturbator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49220268) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM Author: cordovan impertinent associate that's it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49219933) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM Author: Glittery shimmering idiot queen of the night pack is paying him $47 million per year (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49219935) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM Author: Grizzly aphrodisiac gunner laser beams and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49219964) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM Author: cordovan impertinent associate 1 sack doesnt sound good (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49219972) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM Author: Honey-headed Free-loading Cumskin Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49221767) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM Author: High-end Lay Generalized Bond 1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49221776) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM Author: Honey-headed Free-loading Cumskin Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49221849) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM Author: High-end Lay Generalized Bond Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49221854) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM Author: Honey-headed Free-loading Cumskin I like the Packers. This was a retarded move. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49221953) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM Author: lfo Where are we on this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49259308) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM Author: Sinister theater marketing idea Haha wow (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49219940) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM Author: judgmental dashing mental disorder new version Happy? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49219948) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM Author: Sinister theater marketing idea I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.
Worth it if we win a SB while he's around. |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM Author: Honey-headed Free-loading Cumskin Good move by the Boys. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49220276) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM Author: Ultramarine masturbator lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM Author: Honey-headed Free-loading Cumskin He costs more than he is worth. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49220305) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM Author: Ultramarine masturbator what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM Author: Underhanded duck-like resort multi-billionaire three fifths, ackshually (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49220313) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM Author: Bearded corner roast beef It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.
The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.
The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years. |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM Author: bisexual space blood rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49220854) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM Author: Lavender market wagecucks Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49221253) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM Author: marvelous painfully honest national security agency (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49228871) |
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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM Author: bonkers domesticated old irish cottage Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49220386) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM Author: frozen bateful juggernaut ticket booth im with xo jerry on this. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49220829) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM Author: bisexual space blood rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49220876) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM Author: Amber nursing home Its interesting because:
1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.
2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.
I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter... |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM Author: frozen bateful juggernaut ticket booth two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49220859) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM Author: High-end Lay Generalized Bond The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49221251) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM Author: Vibrant school cafeteria rigor LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49221238) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM Author: Honey-headed Free-loading Cumskin So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49221432) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM Author: Sinister theater marketing idea "The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."
I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM Author: bonkers domesticated old irish cottage The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research. https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/ |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM Author: Honey-headed Free-loading Cumskin , he lisped. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49223039) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM Author: Crawly angry kitchen lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49221917) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM Author: confused dopamine Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2 |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM Author: Sinister theater marketing idea I responded in under one hour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49222736) |
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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM Author: Ultramarine masturbator this is so fucking stupid worse than luka (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49223051) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM Author: Honey-headed Free-loading Cumskin Micah's back is shot lol.
https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19 |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM Author: frozen bateful juggernaut ticket booth xo jerry wins again (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49228692) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM Author: Honey-headed Free-loading Cumskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49228696) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM Author: frozen bateful juggernaut ticket booth the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49228706) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM Author: Honey-headed Free-loading Cumskin It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49229109) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM Author: judgmental dashing mental disorder new version Lolololol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49228851) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM Author: Sinister theater marketing idea Obviously not ideal
Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM Author: lfo ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49259310) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM Author: startled french parlor Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49228735) |
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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM Author: Sinister theater marketing idea Fuck you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49229153) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM Author: Candy Ride I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49259344) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM Author: lfo "shouldn't've" you mean? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49259448) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM Author: Candy Ride Yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49259689) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM Author: lfo ty for your honesty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49259833) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM Author: lfo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49259608) |
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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM Author: richard clock parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49259839) |