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Karate kicked the face shield right off female Sprouts cashier (chilmata)

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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:50 PM
Author: Odious awkward alpha

Yeah I'm banned from all San Diego county locations but I figured with the mask requirement i could get away with it. Drove my Dodge Charger up to Carlsbad and went to their location up there off Rancho Santa Fe blvd. Its a chill drive with some nice scenery. Anyway I brought my cart up to the stand and started loading my stuff on the carousel as the customer in front paid. The customer noticed and angrily said "can you please keep his items 6 feet from mine". I informed her that I'm a lawyer and the 6 feet rule applies to people, not bags of arugula. Then the cashier butted in and said "sir please keep your items in your cart until asked." This got me furious bros. I doubled down and started piling my shit on there at rapid speed. The clerk then grabbed my container of almond milk and threw it into my cart, spilling it everywhere. I lost it, i got into horse stance and told her exactly what would happen next if she didnt back off. She tried to put my wifes cocoa butter & extra large tampons back in the cart and I roundhouse kicked her face shield right off her head. I made no contact with her head so legally I know I'm in the clear. I left and went to Stater Bros and did my shopping there where I'm appreciated.

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Date: August 7th, 2020 3:46 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:57 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:15 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:58 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:03 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:08 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:12 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 5:32 PM
Author: Canary center skinny woman

I drive a Challenger not a Charger.

I don’t eat arugula or almond milk.

It was a crescent kick.

The rest of the story is true.

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Date: July 15th, 2020 5:59 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:00 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:09 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:22 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:26 PM
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“This got me furious bros.”

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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:23 PM
Author: Fiercely-loyal Know-it-all Institution Wagecucks

I miss Stater Bros, actually. One of the few things from California I do miss.

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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:25 PM
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Date: July 16th, 2020 10:40 AM
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Date: July 16th, 2020 10:40 AM
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Date: July 16th, 2020 10:42 AM
Author: Kink-friendly bossy spot

the 6 feet rule applies to people, not bags of arugula

180

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Date: July 16th, 2020 12:24 PM
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Date: July 16th, 2020 1:24 PM
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Date: July 16th, 2020 6:14 PM
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Date: July 17th, 2020 11:35 AM
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Date: August 7th, 2020 3:45 PM
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Date: August 7th, 2020 3:49 PM
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Date: January 13th, 2021 1:19 PM
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Date: January 13th, 2021 1:25 PM
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Laughed at this a dozen times now

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Date: February 10th, 2021 9:52 PM
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Date: February 19th, 2021 11:51 PM
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Date: February 19th, 2021 11:54 PM
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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:00 PM
Author: Flesh fragrant property

who was it who did all these chilmata parodies?

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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:05 PM
Author: Odious awkward alpha

Me

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Date: September 27th, 2023 1:38 PM
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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:24 PM
Author: splenetic candlestick maker fortuitous meteor

I think about "got into horse stance" pretty regularly and it cracks me the fuck up. This is a 180 thread and best of breed chillmata parody.

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