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Hypo: $20 million but the zetas have you targeted for killing

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but...
Erotic hyperventilating sound barrier
  09/22/23
If I can't move from my house? No.
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  09/22/23
Okay, You can move from your house with the following cav...
Erotic hyperventilating sound barrier
  09/22/23
One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land ...
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  09/22/23
Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra...
Erotic hyperventilating sound barrier
  09/22/23
Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about ...
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  09/22/23
Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection m...
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The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there wi...
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Erotic hyperventilating sound barrier
  09/22/23
Point Roberts in Washington.
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  09/23/23
I can’t afford paying $20M for that
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  09/22/23
Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for some...
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  09/22/23
Can you still practice law in this hypo?
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  09/22/23
Yes
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Erotic hyperventilating sound barrier
  09/22/23
Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional c...
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  09/22/23
Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for...
Erotic hyperventilating sound barrier
  09/22/23
I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so wh...
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  09/22/23
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  09/27/23
But where do we get $20M to give doobs?
Arousing mahogany parlor dragon
  09/22/23
So I'd have to be poorer?
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  09/22/23
$20 million on top of whatever you currently make
Erotic hyperventilating sound barrier
  09/22/23
No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top ...
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  09/22/23
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Erotic hyperventilating sound barrier
  09/23/23
I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are...
Lascivious nursing home mental disorder
  09/23/23
right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill...
startled international law enforcement agency marketing idea
  09/23/23
I think Doobs learned his lesson though
Erotic hyperventilating sound barrier
  09/23/23
Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t ...
Lascivious nursing home mental disorder
  09/23/23
10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you ...
Erotic hyperventilating sound barrier
  09/23/23
Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. F...
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  09/27/23
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Erotic hyperventilating sound barrier
  09/27/23
lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea
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  09/27/23
lol at the notion of you having a house gook
Erotic hyperventilating sound barrier
  09/27/23
lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro
Grizzly Nofapping Hall Foreskin
  09/27/23
You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I...
Erotic hyperventilating sound barrier
  09/27/23
lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea
Grizzly Nofapping Hall Foreskin
  09/27/23
lol 😂
Glittery khaki liquid oxygen private investor
  09/27/23
absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards
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  09/27/23
It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal bod...
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  10/01/23
Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds wit...
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  10/01/23
The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guy...
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I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zet...
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  09/27/23
Ungh
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  10/01/23
Yes
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  10/01/23
zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap t...
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  10/02/23
Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas? https://www.instagram.com/csu...
Aspiring young lawyer
  05/22/26
jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there
peeface
  05/22/26


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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:40 AM
Author: Erotic hyperventilating sound barrier

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but will be given 10 armed security guards at all time for free. You get the money immediately. The zetas will lose interest in killing you in 10 years but right now the organization’s main goal is eliminating you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46828405)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:41 AM
Author: iridescent costumed stag film

If I can't move from my house? No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46828409)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: Erotic hyperventilating sound barrier

Okay,

You can move from your house with the following caveats:

1. It has to be within the USA.

2. You will only get one armed guard at a time if you move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46828413)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:49 AM
Author: Lime diverse genital piercing haunted graveyard

One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land surrounded by Canada that requires two border crossings to reach.

That or move to a highly homogenous area far from the Zetas that would allow you to instantly detect newcomers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46828422)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:54 AM
Author: Erotic hyperventilating sound barrier

Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra guards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46828439)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:57 AM
Author: startled international law enforcement agency marketing idea

Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about getting popped getting groceries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46828447)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: Lime diverse genital piercing haunted graveyard

Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection members and there is high scrutiny towards new faces on the island, especially ones with ties to organized crime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46828452)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:04 AM
Author: submissive state dingle berry

The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there without incident. There has also been an ice road in recent years after the canuks went nuts over covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46828466)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:17 AM
Author: Erotic hyperventilating sound barrier



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:20 AM
Author: Lime diverse genital piercing haunted graveyard

Point Roberts in Washington.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46828490)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: violent curious trailer park



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:42 AM
Author: Aquamarine spectacular generalized bond cuckoldry

I can’t afford paying $20M for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46828412)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: Blue well-lubricated kitchen

Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for something like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46828414)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:55 AM
Author: burgundy stubborn mad-dog skullcap

Can you still practice law in this hypo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46828441)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: Erotic hyperventilating sound barrier

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46828451)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:07 AM
Author: rambunctious white theater



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: Alcoholic primrose scourge upon the earth



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:08 PM
Author: bearded mind-boggling forum jew



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: violent curious trailer park



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:01 PM
Author: bearded mind-boggling forum jew



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:58 PM
Author: fear-inspiring faggot firefighter



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: yellow university



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: gibberish (?)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:53 PM
Author: Erotic hyperventilating sound barrier



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:58 PM
Author: offensive swollen preventive strike selfie

Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46830504)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:21 PM
Author: Erotic hyperventilating sound barrier

Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46830613)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:59 PM
Author: bearded mind-boggling forum jew

I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so what's ten more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46830509)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:47 AM
Author: crystalline bespoke cruise ship



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: Arousing mahogany parlor dragon

But where do we get $20M to give doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46830515)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:09 PM
Author: Razzmatazz sandwich quadroon

So I'd have to be poorer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46830562)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:18 PM
Author: Erotic hyperventilating sound barrier

$20 million on top of whatever you currently make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46830594)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:23 PM
Author: Floppy Dun Whorehouse

No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top priority jobs, guys you would not see coming. I wouldn’t be able to go in public and would face a good chance of being sniped through a window. Security has to be vigilant 24-7 and hitmen can pick their spots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46830621)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 4:50 PM
Author: Erotic hyperventilating sound barrier



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:03 PM
Author: Lascivious nursing home mental disorder

I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are in the military and can live on a high security military base in the US. They wouldn’t dare attack a military base and it would have hundreds of people constantly monitoring for threats and searching all visitors. Maybe they could have a guy get a job as a landscaper that the base contracts with and then just stab you or something though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46834369)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: startled international law enforcement agency marketing idea

right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill that just ran away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46834436)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: Erotic hyperventilating sound barrier

I think Doobs learned his lesson though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46834439)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:37 PM
Author: Lascivious nursing home mental disorder

Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t run away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46834496)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: Erotic hyperventilating sound barrier

10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you are famous anytime you are out on the town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46834501)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: Floppy Dun Whorehouse

Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. Food delivery, cleaning, new recruits, etc. If you’re a priority for a group with huge funding they can hire a guy with very good skills or just keep sending guys they don’t care about extracting alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46849770)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:07 AM
Author: Erotic hyperventilating sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46848742)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:08 AM
Author: Grizzly Nofapping Hall Foreskin

lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46848745)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:15 AM
Author: Erotic hyperventilating sound barrier

lol at the notion of you having a house gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46848767)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:37 AM
Author: Grizzly Nofapping Hall Foreskin

lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46848820)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:48 AM
Author: Erotic hyperventilating sound barrier

You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I met you back in the day when you had long hair. You are a fucking loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46848847)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:53 AM
Author: Grizzly Nofapping Hall Foreskin

lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46848862)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:43 AM
Author: Glittery khaki liquid oxygen private investor

lol 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46849805)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:06 PM
Author: citrine internal respiration shrine

absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46851852)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:49 PM
Author: Saffron Fragrant Ladyboy

It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal body guards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46870793)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:07 PM
Author: citrine internal respiration shrine

Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds with that kind of PSD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46870886)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:51 PM
Author: Erotic hyperventilating sound barrier

The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46870801)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: Talented digit ratio

I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zetas hunt me down and kill me with sex.

EDIT: https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=709541404550847&set=pb.100064849802005.-2207520000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46851877)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:21 PM
Author: gay area

Ungh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46870952)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:39 PM
Author: Talented digit ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46873717)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:26 PM
Author: Erotic hyperventilating sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46870692)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:30 PM
Author: galvanic sadistic lay deer antler

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46870706)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: multi-colored unholy pocket flask

zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap targets on rural roads in mexico, or they spray bullets.

1. avoid every mexican, which is still not that hard unless you already live in CA or a border state. you have 20M reasons to be more racist, just literally speed away from any mexican. youre not working anymore, so you have no obligation to be anywhere you dont want to be

2. bulletproof car, vest, and windows to go with your 10 guards

these cats are not going to ninja into your bedroom at 3am. If they get you, it would be due to your carelessness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46873740)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: Aspiring young lawyer

Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas?

https://www.instagram.com/csundeltazeta/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#49894019)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: peeface

jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#49894111)