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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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Ivory Office Therapy
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
Spectacular menage sandwich
  08/28/25
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Ivory Office Therapy
  08/28/25
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Obsidian kink-friendly step-uncle's house jap
  08/28/25
that's it?
razzle rusted hell
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
Ivory Office Therapy
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
Provocative Lodge Main People
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
razzle rusted hell
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
Odious Saffron Set
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
sadistic rigpig travel guidebook
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
Odious Saffron Set
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
sadistic rigpig travel guidebook
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
Odious Saffron Set
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
sadistic rigpig travel guidebook
  09/12/25
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lfo
  10/28/25
Haha wow
Unholy curious multi-billionaire prole
  08/28/25
Happy?
pink corner
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
Unholy curious multi-billionaire prole
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
Odious Saffron Set
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
Obsidian kink-friendly step-uncle's house jap
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
Odious Saffron Set
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
Obsidian kink-friendly step-uncle's house jap
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
transparent sweet tailpipe
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
Plum comical field gay wizard
  08/28/25
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Floppy Stubborn Philosopher-king
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
hyperventilating native
  08/29/25
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bateful puce striped hyena messiness
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
painfully honest puppy codepig
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
Concupiscible forum pistol
  08/29/25
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Floppy Stubborn Philosopher-king
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
Flirting sneaky criminal property
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
Concupiscible forum pistol
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
sadistic rigpig travel guidebook
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
Jet shitlib
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
Odious Saffron Set
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
Unholy curious multi-billionaire prole
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
painfully honest puppy codepig
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
Odious Saffron Set
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
galvanic place of business
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
metal domesticated giraffe kitchen
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
Unholy curious multi-billionaire prole
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
Obsidian kink-friendly step-uncle's house jap
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
Odious Saffron Set
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
Concupiscible forum pistol
  09/01/25
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Odious Saffron Set
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
Concupiscible forum pistol
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
Odious Saffron Set
  09/01/25
Lolololol
pink corner
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
Unholy curious multi-billionaire prole
  09/01/25
?
sadistic rigpig travel guidebook
  09/12/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
Bronze Vigorous Foreskin Theatre
  09/01/25
Fuck you
Unholy curious multi-billionaire prole
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
Odious Saffron Set
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
sadistic rigpig travel guidebook
  09/12/25
Yes
Odious Saffron Set
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
sadistic rigpig travel guidebook
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
sadistic rigpig travel guidebook
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
Ivory Office Therapy
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Ivory Office Therapy



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Spectacular menage sandwich

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Ivory Office Therapy



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: Obsidian kink-friendly step-uncle's house jap



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: razzle rusted hell

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Ivory Office Therapy

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Provocative Lodge Main People

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: razzle rusted hell

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: Odious Saffron Set

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: sadistic rigpig travel guidebook

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Odious Saffron Set

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: sadistic rigpig travel guidebook

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Odious Saffron Set

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: sadistic rigpig travel guidebook

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49381541)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: Unholy curious multi-billionaire prole

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: pink corner

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Unholy curious multi-billionaire prole

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: Odious Saffron Set

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: Obsidian kink-friendly step-uncle's house jap

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Odious Saffron Set

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Obsidian kink-friendly step-uncle's house jap

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: transparent sweet tailpipe

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Plum comical field gay wizard

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: Floppy Stubborn Philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: hyperventilating native

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: bateful puce striped hyena messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: painfully honest puppy codepig

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: Concupiscible forum pistol

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Floppy Stubborn Philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: Flirting sneaky criminal property

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: Concupiscible forum pistol

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: sadistic rigpig travel guidebook

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: Jet shitlib

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Odious Saffron Set

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Unholy curious multi-billionaire prole

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: painfully honest puppy codepig

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Odious Saffron Set

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: galvanic place of business

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: metal domesticated giraffe kitchen

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: Unholy curious multi-billionaire prole

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Obsidian kink-friendly step-uncle's house jap

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Odious Saffron Set

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Concupiscible forum pistol

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Odious Saffron Set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: Concupiscible forum pistol

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Odious Saffron Set

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: pink corner

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Unholy curious multi-billionaire prole

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: sadistic rigpig travel guidebook

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49259310)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Bronze Vigorous Foreskin Theatre

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Unholy curious multi-billionaire prole

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Odious Saffron Set

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: sadistic rigpig travel guidebook

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Odious Saffron Set

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: sadistic rigpig travel guidebook

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: sadistic rigpig travel guidebook

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Ivory Office Therapy

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2...id.#49259839)