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Closing argument time this morning. Inshallah I’ll channel my inner EPAH

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a rich inner world
  04/29/26
3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial
jewish darkness
  04/29/26
You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?
a rich inner world
  04/29/26
Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp
jewish darkness
  05/01/26
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Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp
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scholarship
  04/29/26
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a rich inner world
  04/29/26
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Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp
  05/01/26
the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.
Judas Jones
  04/29/26
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Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  04/29/26
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Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp
  05/01/26
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kike coward
  04/30/26
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  05/01/26
you forgot the WOC paralegal
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  05/01/26
Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp
Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp
  05/01/26
https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0 :-((( I'd be b...
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  05/02/26
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Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp
  05/02/26
Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.
a rich inner world
  04/29/26
Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during clo...
Judas Jones
  04/29/26
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men
a rich inner world
  04/29/26
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Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp
  04/29/26
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oomox
  04/29/26
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fag attorney
  04/29/26
180!
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  04/29/26
hell yeah
scholarship
  04/29/26
Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was ...
a rich inner world
  04/30/26
What happened to the pallets?
Metal Up Your Ass
  04/30/26
He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street...
a rich inner world
  04/30/26
What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that g...
Nippon Professional Baseball
  05/01/26
To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the prelim...
a rich inner world
  05/01/26
How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks ...
Nippon Professional Baseball
  05/01/26
To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s...
a rich inner world
  05/01/26
Post your closing argument text
chandler (retired)
  05/01/26
Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that co...
a rich inner world
  05/01/26
I initially read this as “prancing around the house&rd...
Nippon Professional Baseball
  05/01/26
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Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp
  05/01/26
How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles...
chandler (retired)
  05/02/26
I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of nigge...
Nippon Professional Baseball
  05/01/26
The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussio...
Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp
  05/01/26
180
oomox
  05/01/26
180. I love forklift cases
scholarship
  05/01/26
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Nazca Redlines
  04/30/26
How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?
TurboGrafx-67
  04/30/26
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TurboGrafx-67
  05/01/26
just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit ...
peeface
  05/01/26
My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all...
a rich inner world
  05/01/26
Do you ever think you'll go private?
Nippon Professional Baseball
  05/01/26
Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of bei...
a rich inner world
  05/01/26
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Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp
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Nippon Professional Baseball
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Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp
  05/01/26
Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably
Hang Kikelensky NOW
  05/01/26
Shalom.
Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp
  05/01/26
congrats!
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Ginger tea with honey!
oomox
  05/01/26
180
Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp
  05/01/26
Looking forward to this, ty
a rich inner world
  05/01/26
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Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp
  05/01/26
Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial
Hang Kikelensky NOW
  05/01/26
Okay, I lol’d
Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp
  05/01/26
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Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  05/02/26


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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:19 PM
Author: a rich inner world (luis)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: jewish darkness

3-5 current posters max has ever done a jury trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2...id.#49851229)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: a rich inner world (luis)

You guys do trials in SaAs Law, Ricky?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2...id.#49851237)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:10 PM
Author: jewish darkness

Not Ricky, jewish darkness tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2...id.#49857429)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: scholarship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2...id.#49851269)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: a rich inner world (luis)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2...id.#49858174)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 12:32 PM
Author: Judas Jones

the elegant lisp, the sassy hand motions, all of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2...id.#49851271)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2...id.#49852359)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:36 PM
Author: Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2...id.#49857979)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:07 PM
Author: kike coward



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:02 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,




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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


you forgot the WOC paralegal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2...id.#49858148)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:06 PM
Author: Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp

Flocks of stylish WoCs in business casual attire tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2...id.#49858159)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

https://imgur.com/a/does-she-know-xw1Aoz0

:-((( I'd be better off in a pine box, on a slow train back to Georgia than recalling that heady week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2...id.#49860142)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: a rich inner world (luis)

Just got the not guilty verdict. Pretty chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2...id.#49852210)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: Judas Jones

Did you hit the jury with dat "i'm gay" during closing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2...id.#49852219)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: a rich inner world (luis)

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, in conclusion, I love men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2...id.#49852289)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp



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Date: April 29th, 2026 5:53 PM
Author: oomox



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Date: April 29th, 2026 7:20 PM
Author: fag attorney



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Date: April 29th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2...id.#49852357)



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Date: April 29th, 2026 10:27 PM
Author: scholarship

hell yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2...id.#49852981)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: a rich inner world (luis)

Attorney watching my closing said I TROUNCED the DA. It was a felony theft and vandalism where someone was seen on video driving a forklift through a fence into a business and taking pallets with the forklift lol. The video showed a guy with an orange vest, a ski mask and dark clothing. My client was found about an hour later 0.5 miles away on his escooter at 4 am wearing clothes matching that description.

There was also a security guard who ID’d my client as the guy. One issue was that the security guard got on the stand and didn’t really remember IDing my client and said he was far away and it was hard to see much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2...id.#49854517)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

What happened to the pallets?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2...id.#49854603)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: a rich inner world (luis)

He dropped a few and they were scattered all over the street, then he tried to get another load on the forklift and just Left them on the side of the road lol. So he wasn’t successful in stealing them and there was no getaway vehicle/car to load the pallets onto caught on video

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2...id.#49854623)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:50 AM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball

What a retard. Were you saying ur client wasn’t that guy or it didn’t meet the elements of theft? Why didn’t DA bring criminal mischief charge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2...id.#49856810)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:05 PM
Author: a rich inner world (luis)

To be precise, We got the theft charge dropped at the preliminary hearing (probable cause hearing) by the judge. So this trial was just for felony vandalism. My argument was that they got the wrong guy.

Additional facts in my favor :

my client was actually the second guy they stopped. The first guy was also wearing a ski mask and dark clothing but he had a yellow jacket. It was clearly different than the orange vest that could be seen in the video surveilllance , so they let the guy go. (He told officers he was going to work). I argued that had the police investigated a bit more they might have found a third or fourth guy wearing a similar working class uniform with a ski mask and orange vest because this was an industrial area, and maybe whoever committed this crime was wearing something that he knew would be inconspicuous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2...id.#49856848)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:37 PM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball

How many people are out on the streets at 4 am in ski masks in Visalia, wtf is going on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2...id.#49856911)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: a rich inner world (luis)

To be fair, this was in the winter, when temp was in the 30s or early 40s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2...id.#49856950)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:41 PM
Author: chandler (retired)

Post your closing argument text

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2...id.#49857030)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 2:05 PM
Author: a rich inner world (luis)

Don’t have one. I wrote out some bullet points that cover the reasonable doubts that I wanted to address and then I freestyled it from there my man. I always practice out loud a lot in the car and pacing around the house though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2...id.#49857095)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 3:02 PM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball

I initially read this as “prancing around the house”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2...id.#49857244)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2...id.#49858175)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: chandler (retired)

How do you describe reasonable doubt for the retarded proles

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2...id.#49859824)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:58 PM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball

I wonder what % of white people own a ski mask vs % of niggers that own one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2...id.#49857084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp

The most prestigious per capita ski mask ownership discussion board in the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2...id.#49858176)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: oomox

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2...id.#49856953)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:56 PM
Author: scholarship

180. I love forklift cases

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2...id.#49857530)



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Date: April 30th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Nazca Redlines



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Date: April 30th, 2026 1:08 PM
Author: TurboGrafx-67

How much do you get paid now? Can I hire you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2...id.#49854522)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 11:43 AM
Author: TurboGrafx-67



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Date: May 1st, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: peeface

just don't channel your outer EPAH. no one thinks of Kermit The Frog and sees a top tier lawyer.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2...id.#49856919)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 4:20 PM
Author: a rich inner world (luis)

My throat has been hurting and I suspect it’s from all the talking in court and stress of trial. not to say that this was a really high pressure trial, but im usually exhausted for a couple days after… a comedown after all the adrenaline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2...id.#49857452)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball

Do you ever think you'll go private?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2...id.#49857597)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: a rich inner world (luis)

Yeah, I may do it eventually but I just hate the idea of being distracted and stressed out by business concerns. This way I get the pure majesty of the law, but the high caseload is a downside.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2...id.#49857972)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 7:34 PM
Author: Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2...id.#49857974)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2...id.#49858084)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 8:48 PM
Author: Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2...id.#49858108)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Hang Kikelensky NOW

Yea plus youre dumb and lazy and would fail miserably

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2...id.#49858160)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp

Shalom.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2...id.#49858162)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:03 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,


congrats!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2...id.#49858149)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:04 PM
Author: oomox

Ginger tea with honey!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2...id.#49858150)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:05 PM
Author: Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2...id.#49858156)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: a rich inner world (luis)

Looking forward to this, ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2...id.#49858226)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2...id.#49858227)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:07 PM
Author: Hang Kikelensky NOW

Not sure how sterilizing your kid is gonna help w the trial

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2...id.#49858161)



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Date: May 1st, 2026 9:13 PM
Author: Medieval Pilgrimage Architecture #BrianJacques, tp

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2...id.#49858173)



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Date: May 2nd, 2026 5:49 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5861614&forum_id=2...id.#49860163)