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Fucked up weird Dwight Howard story itt

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Date: March 23rd, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: spruce deranged state electric furnace

I won’t mention the city but one July 4th right around his Olympic run i went to a really shitty movie like zohan or love guru and we ended up walking out 20 min in it was so utter shite

We walked by the concession stand and here was his HUGE black guy who had the exact frame as Dwight Howard mostly from shoulders in line getting snacks

Again this is July 4th

Place is pretty barren for a matinee feature

Anyway the black dude is wearing a fucking long white haired witches Wig and regular clothes

What’s even more fucked up is there’s this huge black guy with like 2 high school kids one girl and one guy both white

We pass them I look at me buddy and we’re like “is that fucking Dwight Howard?!”

So I walk up to him towards the concession stand and I’m like there’s no way this is Dwight Howard in a matinee with two young white dork kids wearing a fucking white witches wig

As I approach the white kids have been talking to him the whole time and one sees me out of corner of his eye, Black Guy still looking forward

I get about 3 feet behind him and almost on cue he turns around smiling and scream, “BOO!” with a fucking salt and pepper witches wig coming down to his shoulders. We all start laughing our asses off and we’re like we’re huge fans looking forward to Olympics what the fuck are you doing way out here in city that has no NBA team - he was super chill and we told him the movie we walked out of they we’re gonna see was a pile of heaping shit and left



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Date: November 27th, 2023 6:40 PM
Author: Burgundy Adventurous Striped Hyena



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:08 AM
Author: spruce deranged state electric furnace

Lol wow holy shit

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:13 AM
Author: zombie-like codepig

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:14 AM
Author: cocky green center death wish



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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 AM
Author: cracking aggressive legal warrant patrolman



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Date: November 25th, 2018 6:53 AM
Author: Buck-toothed Ocher Brunch Mood

Ho lee fuk

Once again, xo ahead of the game

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:15 AM
Author: spruce deranged state electric furnace



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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:18 AM
Author: Crimson Lay Knife

Anthony Bourdain all over again

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:20 AM
Author: zombie-like codepig

we ever get a resolution on that? mere coincidence?

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:23 AM
Author: Fragrant site windowlicker

RIP Charlie TP

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Date: November 25th, 2018 2:22 PM
Author: spruce deranged state electric furnace



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:41 PM
Author: Clear dragon



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:16 PM
Author: pungent trip cuckold cuckoldry

+ mance rayder calling every trump scotus nom

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:35 AM
Author: mind-boggling theater

What’s going on ITT?

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:37 AM
Author: Thriller flesh dopamine

XO is incredible!

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Date: November 25th, 2018 9:56 AM
Author: spruce deranged state electric furnace



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Date: October 24th, 2023 11:00 PM
Author: lavender well-lubricated school cafeteria



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:31 PM
Author: Thriller flesh dopamine

Xo doesn't realize what happened in this thread.

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: Stimulating Pontificating Travel Guidebook

Explain plz

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: doobsian blathering jap



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: Thriller flesh dopamine

Look at the dates. XO outed Dwight as a tranny fan in March and now he is well known as a tranny fan.

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Date: November 26th, 2018 9:11 PM
Author: spruce deranged state electric furnace



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: spruce deranged state electric furnace



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: bearded internal respiration location

I really like it here

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:28 PM
Author: spruce deranged state electric furnace



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:45 PM
Author: hairless laughsome forum



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:50 PM
Author: spectacular generalized bond

q did this

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:55 PM
Author: carmine tripping private investor wrinkle

evidence that this was not edited plz.

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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: Thriller flesh dopamine

It wasn't. I vaguely remember reading this at the time and getting confused.

Question for Feral is whether this is NOT FLAME.

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:44 PM
Author: spruce deranged state electric furnace

100% not flame

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:49 PM
Author: Thriller flesh dopamine

I believe

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:57 PM
Author: hairless laughsome forum



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Date: April 13th, 2019 6:37 PM
Author: spectacular generalized bond



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Date: November 25th, 2018 7:57 PM
Author: doobsian blathering jap

If he edited it then his email tag would update

Don’t really get what this story says though

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:15 PM
Author: pungent trip cuckold cuckoldry

look at all the fucked up artifacts from the servver change

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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:27 PM
Author: Thriller flesh dopamine



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Date: November 25th, 2018 8:42 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle native ladyboy

180

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:26 PM
Author: spruce deranged state electric furnace



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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:48 PM
Author: Drab Gay Wizard

Glad you didn’t killself friend.

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Date: March 24th, 2019 11:49 PM
Author: spruce deranged state electric furnace

ty friend

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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:00 PM
Author: multi-colored chapel



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Date: March 26th, 2019 6:01 PM
Author: spruce deranged state electric furnace



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:11 AM
Author: spruce deranged state electric furnace



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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:21 AM
Author: hyperactive nudist half-breed stage

Lmao 180.

Why was he getting concessions after seeing the movie. Weird guy!

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Date: July 10th, 2019 1:32 AM
Author: Swashbuckling harsh masturbator stage

Can you post this on the nba subreddit

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Date: July 11th, 2019 3:49 PM
Author: spruce deranged state electric furnace



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Date: December 20th, 2019 7:20 PM
Author: spruce deranged state electric furnace



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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:49 PM
Author: spruce deranged state electric furnace

One of the best Ricky stories ever told

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Date: October 24th, 2023 10:53 PM
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Date: August 3rd, 2025 11:20 PM
Author: Shlomo Hamelech



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Date: October 25th, 2023 2:23 AM
Author: Milky aromatic whorehouse



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Date: October 25th, 2023 11:41 AM
Author: spruce deranged state electric furnace



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:10 PM
Author: spruce deranged state electric furnace



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: Floppy indian lodge turdskin

COT DAMN. XO in the know.

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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:03 PM
Author: Fragrant site windowlicker



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:11 PM
Author: Know-it-all Doctorate House



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Date: October 25th, 2023 4:12 PM
Author: Cerebral avocado coffee pot tanning salon

which of the white kids was kitty?

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Date: October 25th, 2023 10:00 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle native ladyboy



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