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Karate kicked the face shield right off female Sprouts cashier (chilmata)

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Lost it at extra large tampons
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“This got me furious bros.”
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the 6 feet rule applies to people, not bags of arugula 180
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Laughed at this a dozen times now
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This is hilarious.
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who was it who did all these chilmata parodies?
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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:50 PM
Author: Spectacular theater community account

Yeah I'm banned from all San Diego county locations but I figured with the mask requirement i could get away with it. Drove my Dodge Charger up to Carlsbad and went to their location up there off Rancho Santa Fe blvd. Its a chill drive with some nice scenery. Anyway I brought my cart up to the stand and started loading my stuff on the carousel as the customer in front paid. The customer noticed and angrily said "can you please keep his items 6 feet from mine". I informed her that I'm a lawyer and the 6 feet rule applies to people, not bags of arugula. Then the cashier butted in and said "sir please keep your items in your cart until asked." This got me furious bros. I doubled down and started piling my shit on there at rapid speed. The clerk then grabbed my container of almond milk and threw it into my cart, spilling it everywhere. I lost it, i got into horse stance and told her exactly what would happen next if she didnt back off. She tried to put my wifes cocoa butter & extra large tampons back in the cart and I roundhouse kicked her face shield right off her head. I made no contact with her head so legally I know I'm in the clear. I left and went to Stater Bros and did my shopping there where I'm appreciated.

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Date: July 16th, 2020 6:13 PM
Author: Electric doobsian psychic



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Date: August 7th, 2020 3:46 PM
Author: Ruddy market



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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:57 PM
Author: Sooty Sickened Trust Fund Rehab

180! Especially liked the legal analysis.

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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:15 PM
Author: White Box Office Philosopher-king



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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:58 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:58 PM
Author: Vengeful dilemma



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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:59 PM
Author: chrome sneaky criminal



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Date: July 15th, 2020 12:59 PM
Author: cracking hilarious area



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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:03 PM
Author: multi-colored bronze athletic conference preventive strike



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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:04 PM
Author: Provocative Forum International Law Enforcement Agency



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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:04 PM
Author: Maniacal Trip Address



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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:08 PM
Author: Lascivious rigor



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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:08 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 1:12 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 5:32 PM
Author: Bistre Razzle-dazzle Pocket Flask

I drive a Challenger not a Charger.

I don’t eat arugula or almond milk.

It was a crescent kick.

The rest of the story is true.

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Date: July 15th, 2020 5:55 PM
Author: aphrodisiac prole



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Date: July 15th, 2020 5:59 PM
Author: french boyish university ceo



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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:00 PM
Author: submissive coldplay fan place of business



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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:09 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:12 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:22 PM
Author: Indecent Duck-like Mediation

Lost it at extra large tampons

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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:26 PM
Author: multi-colored bronze athletic conference preventive strike

“This got me furious bros.”

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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:23 PM
Author: mustard space

I miss Stater Bros, actually. One of the few things from California I do miss.

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Date: July 15th, 2020 6:25 PM
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Date: July 16th, 2020 10:39 AM
Author: submissive coldplay fan place of business



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Date: July 16th, 2020 10:40 AM
Author: Azure Institution



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Date: July 16th, 2020 10:40 AM
Author: slippery house organic girlfriend



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Date: July 16th, 2020 10:42 AM
Author: Self-absorbed laughsome love of her life

the 6 feet rule applies to people, not bags of arugula

180

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Date: July 16th, 2020 12:24 PM
Author: drab meetinghouse circlehead



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Date: July 16th, 2020 1:22 PM
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Date: July 16th, 2020 1:24 PM
Author: Azure Institution



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Date: July 16th, 2020 6:14 PM
Author: Azure Institution



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Date: July 17th, 2020 11:35 AM
Author: Azure Institution



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Date: August 7th, 2020 3:42 PM
Author: fantasy-prone fragrant theater stage



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Date: August 7th, 2020 3:45 PM
Author: Peach orchestra pit son of senegal

180

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Date: August 7th, 2020 3:49 PM
Author: Lascivious rigor



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Date: August 11th, 2020 12:48 PM
Author: overrated autistic business firm fortuitous meteor

🚨 🚨 🚨 sprouts trending on twitter rn🚨🚨🚨

https://twitter.com/tmztucson/status/1293006090548817921?s=21

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Date: January 13th, 2021 1:19 PM
Author: Spectacular theater community account



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Date: January 13th, 2021 12:15 PM
Author: pea-brained factory reset button kitchen



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Date: January 13th, 2021 1:22 PM
Author: Vengeful dilemma



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Date: January 13th, 2021 1:25 PM
Author: massive floppy theatre

Laughed at this a dozen times now

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Date: February 10th, 2021 9:52 PM
Author: Spectacular theater community account



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Date: February 10th, 2021 9:53 PM
Author: amber regret



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Date: February 19th, 2021 11:51 PM
Author: Bistre Razzle-dazzle Pocket Flask

This is hilarious.

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Date: February 19th, 2021 11:54 PM
Author: Vengeful dilemma



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Date: October 6th, 2022 4:57 PM
Author: pea-brained factory reset button kitchen



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Date: October 6th, 2022 4:59 PM
Author: slimy native juggernaut



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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:00 PM
Author: violent bossy patrolman



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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:00 PM
Author: Cerebral range boltzmann

who was it who did all these chilmata parodies?

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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:05 PM
Author: Spectacular theater community account

Me

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Date: September 27th, 2023 1:38 PM
Author: violent bossy patrolman

flw

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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:01 PM
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Date: October 6th, 2022 5:24 PM
Author: massive floppy theatre

I think about "got into horse stance" pretty regularly and it cracks me the fuck up. This is a 180 thread and best of breed chillmata parody.

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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:17 AM
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Date: January 12th, 2023 12:26 AM
Author: Spectacular theater community account



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Date: September 27th, 2023 1:37 PM
Author: pea-brained factory reset button kitchen



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 4:28 AM
Author: Spectacular theater community account



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 5:30 AM
Author: Vibrant Fighting Mad Cow Disease



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Date: May 22nd, 2025 8:31 AM
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