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Hypo: $20 million but the zetas have you targeted for killing

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but...
Rose bull headed cuckold newt
  09/22/23
If I can't move from my house? No.
laughsome station tank
  09/22/23
Okay, You can move from your house with the following cav...
Rose bull headed cuckold newt
  09/22/23
One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land ...
chest-beating bright parlour
  09/22/23
Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra...
Rose bull headed cuckold newt
  09/22/23
Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about ...
vivacious telephone site
  09/22/23
Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection m...
chest-beating bright parlour
  09/22/23
The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there wi...
razzle-dazzle frisky heaven death wish
  09/22/23
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Rose bull headed cuckold newt
  09/22/23
Point Roberts in Washington.
chest-beating bright parlour
  09/22/23
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arousing sooty immigrant black woman
  09/23/23
I can’t afford paying $20M for that
diverse soggy roommate space
  09/22/23
Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for some...
Plum Demanding University Mad Cow Disease
  09/22/23
Can you still practice law in this hypo?
supple olive cruise ship factory reset button
  09/22/23
Yes
Rose bull headed cuckold newt
  09/22/23
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cream persian
  09/22/23
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Bronze Theater Organic Girlfriend
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green lodge
  09/22/23
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arousing sooty immigrant black woman
  09/23/23
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green lodge
  09/27/23
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stirring community account
  10/01/23
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Ruby razzmatazz center
  10/02/23
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butt cheeks
  05/22/26
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gibberish (?)
  05/22/26
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Rose bull headed cuckold newt
  09/22/23
Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional c...
cocky elastic band
  09/22/23
Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for...
Rose bull headed cuckold newt
  09/22/23
I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so wh...
green lodge
  09/22/23
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exhilarant brass tanning salon personal credit line
  09/27/23
But where do we get $20M to give doobs?
heady ivory principal's office
  09/22/23
So I'd have to be poorer?
Embarrassed to the bone shivering toaster
  09/22/23
$20 million on top of whatever you currently make
Rose bull headed cuckold newt
  09/22/23
No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top ...
underhanded hyperactive piazza stock car
  09/22/23
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Rose bull headed cuckold newt
  09/23/23
I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are...
Talking unhinged hall stain
  09/23/23
right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill...
vivacious telephone site
  09/23/23
I think Doobs learned his lesson though
Rose bull headed cuckold newt
  09/23/23
Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t ...
Talking unhinged hall stain
  09/23/23
10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you ...
Rose bull headed cuckold newt
  09/23/23
Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. F...
underhanded hyperactive piazza stock car
  09/27/23
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Rose bull headed cuckold newt
  09/27/23
lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea
medicated indigo market
  09/27/23
lol at the notion of you having a house gook
Rose bull headed cuckold newt
  09/27/23
lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro
medicated indigo market
  09/27/23
You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I...
Rose bull headed cuckold newt
  09/27/23
lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea
medicated indigo market
  09/27/23
lol 😂
turquoise disrespectful volcanic crater depressive
  09/27/23
absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards
Hairraiser dilemma
  09/27/23
It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal bod...
Motley ultramarine rehab
  10/01/23
Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds wit...
Hairraiser dilemma
  10/01/23
The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guy...
Rose bull headed cuckold newt
  10/01/23
I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zet...
cordovan godawful hominid messiness
  09/27/23
Ungh
Magenta Hyperventilating Home Codepig
  10/01/23
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cordovan godawful hominid messiness
  10/02/23
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Rose bull headed cuckold newt
  10/01/23
Yes
Lime slippery whorehouse coffee pot
  10/01/23
zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap t...
Bateful bossy temple
  10/02/23
Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas? https://www.instagram.com/csu...
Aspiring young lawyer
  05/22/26
jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there
peeface
  05/22/26


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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:40 AM
Author: Rose bull headed cuckold newt

You can’t move from your current home for a decade but will be given 10 armed security guards at all time for free. You get the money immediately. The zetas will lose interest in killing you in 10 years but right now the organization’s main goal is eliminating you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46828405)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:41 AM
Author: laughsome station tank

If I can't move from my house? No.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46828409)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: Rose bull headed cuckold newt

Okay,

You can move from your house with the following caveats:

1. It has to be within the USA.

2. You will only get one armed guard at a time if you move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46828413)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:49 AM
Author: chest-beating bright parlour

One weird trick: Move to that isolated peninsula of US land surrounded by Canada that requires two border crossings to reach.

That or move to a highly homogenous area far from the Zetas that would allow you to instantly detect newcomers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46828422)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:54 AM
Author: Rose bull headed cuckold newt

Would you take an isolated area over the security of 9 extra guards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46828439)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:57 AM
Author: vivacious telephone site

Easily, I could go very low key and not have to worry about getting popped getting groceries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46828447)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: chest-beating bright parlour

Yes, this area is where the FBI locates witness protection members and there is high scrutiny towards new faces on the island, especially ones with ties to organized crime.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46828452)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:04 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle frisky heaven death wish

The Northwest Angle in MN? Pretty sure you can boat there without incident. There has also been an ice road in recent years after the canuks went nuts over covid

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46828466)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:17 AM
Author: Rose bull headed cuckold newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46828486)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:20 AM
Author: chest-beating bright parlour

Point Roberts in Washington.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46828490)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: arousing sooty immigrant black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46834375)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:42 AM
Author: diverse soggy roommate space

I can’t afford paying $20M for that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46828412)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:43 AM
Author: Plum Demanding University Mad Cow Disease

Can I negotiate? I would rather pay more like $500k for something like this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46828414)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 12:55 AM
Author: supple olive cruise ship factory reset button

Can you still practice law in this hypo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46828441)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:00 AM
Author: Rose bull headed cuckold newt

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46828451)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:07 AM
Author: cream persian



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46828470)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: Bronze Theater Organic Girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46830512)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:08 PM
Author: green lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46830557)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: arousing sooty immigrant black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46834376)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:01 PM
Author: green lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46851815)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:58 PM
Author: stirring community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46870845)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Ruby razzmatazz center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46873791)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: butt cheeks (✅🍑)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#49894006)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:08 AM
Author: gibberish (?)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#49894008)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:53 PM
Author: Rose bull headed cuckold newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46830484)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:58 PM
Author: cocky elastic band

Zetas don't target people in the US except for exceptional circumstances

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46830504)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:21 PM
Author: Rose bull headed cuckold newt

Yes, like Doobs allegedly talking shit about them online for years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46830613)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 1:59 PM
Author: green lodge

I have basically not left my apartment for eight years so what's ten more?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46830509)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:47 AM
Author: exhilarant brass tanning salon personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46849830)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:00 PM
Author: heady ivory principal's office

But where do we get $20M to give doobs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46830515)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:09 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone shivering toaster

So I'd have to be poorer?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46830562)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:18 PM
Author: Rose bull headed cuckold newt

$20 million on top of whatever you currently make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46830594)



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Date: September 22nd, 2023 2:23 PM
Author: underhanded hyperactive piazza stock car

No. You can hire competent hitmen of any background for top priority jobs, guys you would not see coming. I wouldn’t be able to go in public and would face a good chance of being sniped through a window. Security has to be vigilant 24-7 and hitmen can pick their spots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46830621)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 4:50 PM
Author: Rose bull headed cuckold newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46834341)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:03 PM
Author: Talking unhinged hall stain

I think the only realistic way you have a shot is if you are in the military and can live on a high security military base in the US. They wouldn’t dare attack a military base and it would have hundreds of people constantly monitoring for threats and searching all visitors. Maybe they could have a guy get a job as a landscaper that the base contracts with and then just stab you or something though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46834369)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: vivacious telephone site

right now there are real people the zetas would like to kill that just ran away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46834436)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:18 PM
Author: Rose bull headed cuckold newt

I think Doobs learned his lesson though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46834439)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:37 PM
Author: Talking unhinged hall stain

Yeah but the main point of the hypo is that you can’t run away

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46834496)



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Date: September 23rd, 2023 5:39 PM
Author: Rose bull headed cuckold newt

10 guards is ridiculous security. Everyone would think you are famous anytime you are out on the town.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46834501)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:37 AM
Author: underhanded hyperactive piazza stock car

Would not work. A lot of people come and go from any base. Food delivery, cleaning, new recruits, etc. If you’re a priority for a group with huge funding they can hire a guy with very good skills or just keep sending guys they don’t care about extracting alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46849770)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:07 AM
Author: Rose bull headed cuckold newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46848742)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:08 AM
Author: medicated indigo market

lol@ the notion of zetas even being able to get into Korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46848745)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:15 AM
Author: Rose bull headed cuckold newt

lol at the notion of you having a house gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46848767)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:37 AM
Author: medicated indigo market

lol u mad@ our 180 immigration system? america is mexico bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46848820)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:48 AM
Author: Rose bull headed cuckold newt

You’re a poor retarded gook. You’re garbage. I met you back in the day when you had long hair. You are a fucking loser.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46848847)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 12:53 AM
Author: medicated indigo market

lol u sound pretty irate that zetas has no presence in korea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46848862)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 10:43 AM
Author: turquoise disrespectful volcanic crater depressive

lol 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46849805)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:06 PM
Author: Hairraiser dilemma

absolutely, especially if I can pick the guards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46851852)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:49 PM
Author: Motley ultramarine rehab

It would be 180 to have 10 army rangers as your personal body guards.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46870793)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:07 PM
Author: Hairraiser dilemma

Yeah definitely just picking 10 CAG guys. I like my odds with that kind of PSD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46870886)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:51 PM
Author: Rose bull headed cuckold newt

The guards are top notch, secret service/navy seal level guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46870801)



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Date: September 27th, 2023 5:10 PM
Author: cordovan godawful hominid messiness

I'd pay 20 million to have the U of South Carolina Delta Zetas hunt me down and kill me with sex.

EDIT: https://www.facebook.com/photo/?fbid=709541404550847&set=pb.100064849802005.-2207520000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46851877)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 9:21 PM
Author: Magenta Hyperventilating Home Codepig

Ungh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46870952)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:39 PM
Author: cordovan godawful hominid messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46873717)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:26 PM
Author: Rose bull headed cuckold newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46870692)



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Date: October 1st, 2023 8:30 PM
Author: Lime slippery whorehouse coffee pot

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46870706)



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Date: October 2nd, 2023 2:44 PM
Author: Bateful bossy temple

zetas are not renowned assassins or something. They kidnap targets on rural roads in mexico, or they spray bullets.

1. avoid every mexican, which is still not that hard unless you already live in CA or a border state. you have 20M reasons to be more racist, just literally speed away from any mexican. youre not working anymore, so you have no obligation to be anywhere you dont want to be

2. bulletproof car, vest, and windows to go with your 10 guards

these cats are not going to ninja into your bedroom at 3am. If they get you, it would be due to your carelessness

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#46873740)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: Aspiring young lawyer

Like, the CSUN Delta Zetas?

https://www.instagram.com/csundeltazeta/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#49894019)



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Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:14 AM
Author: peeface

jfc they have everything from 1s to 10s on display there



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5410408&forum_id=2...id.#49894111)