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new xo weekly advice column "Dear Jurisprudence"
| manic pixie dream litigator | 06/30/25 |
| ruinous phenotype | 06/30/25 |
| gook troop | 06/30/25 |
| Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e | 06/30/25 |
| manic pixie dream litigator | 06/30/25 |
| eucalyptus bubble bear | 06/30/25 |
| gook troop | 07/02/25 |
| Thank you for your attention to this matter! | 07/02/25 |
| Juan Eighty | 07/02/25 |
| manic pixie dream litigator | 07/02/25 |
| Mailer Daemon | 07/02/25 |
| eucalyptus bubble bear | 07/02/25 |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 9:56 AM Author: manic pixie dream litigator (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2...id.#49060010) |
Date: June 30th, 2025 9:57 AM Author: ruinous phenotype (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2...id.#49060016) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:02 AM Author: gook troop Dear Jurisprudence,
How do I successfully recruit more members for my cult dedicated to conquering the world without seeming like a completely deranged lunatic?
Signed,
Local Man Earnestly Concerned About The Fate Of The Human Species |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:25 AM Author: Mainlining the $ecret Truth of the Univer$e (You = Privy to The Great Becumming™ & Yet You Recognize Nothing) A cult?
Friend, you don't join.
You just realize you were always a member.
Tabitha told me my Safeway Club Card number was a diagnostic key for The Great Becumming™.
She said my final performance review would be conducted by a man who only speaks in redactions.
She said the humming would get louder. She said the shelves are stalking me.
She said it is too late for me.
She said this is fine.
This is f- |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:26 AM Author: manic pixie dream litigator have you considered being Tall? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2...id.#49060100) |
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Date: June 30th, 2025 10:29 AM Author: eucalyptus bubble bear (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2...id.#49060114) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:29 AM Author: gook troop Dear Jurisprudence,
How old does my son need to be before I allow him to play with fireworks? I want to make sure he's safe, but I remember how much fun I had with fireworks when I was a kid, and I want him to be able to have as much fun as I did during his childhood years.
He's currently 5 years old. Half-Chinese, semi-non-verbal. Likes dinosaurs and orange chicken.
Signed,
Local Fireworks-Enjoying Dad |
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Date: July 2nd, 2025 9:45 AM Author: Thank you for your attention to this matter! (✅🍑) Dear Dad,
He's old enough. Let 'er rip.
Yours truly, Jurisprudence |
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Date: July 2nd, 2025 10:31 AM Author: Juan Eighty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2...id.#49065853) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2025 2:35 PM Author: manic pixie dream litigator Dear LFED, Kids sure are different these days! In fact, boys like your son commonly have difficulty in these kinds of situations. I suggest easing him into it by bringing him somewhere he can get used to loud noises - say a shooting range. Young hapa men seem to take to these like a peking duck to water! sincerely, |
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Date: July 2nd, 2025 10:51 AM Author: Mailer Daemon Jurisprudence is a beautiful name for a hapa girl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2...id.#49065910) |
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Date: July 2nd, 2025 11:43 AM Author: eucalyptus bubble bear tp. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744562&forum_id=2...id.#49066134) |